Escort Reports

Below I will list a B&S ad/photo and my review of her from other forum (CLR).
If you do a search of digits, she now lists photos that are 'slightly' different from what she previously used.

Won't change her skills though.

Thought you guys would like to know this.

More to follow.

J

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R_O_Y_A_L___T_R_E_A_T_M_E_N_T_ $100 INCALL SPECIAL- w4m - 24

Reply to: [email]pers-955772666@craigslist.org[/email] [?]
Date: 2008-12-12, 6:58PM EST

Good Evening, I'm Available all Night Long... Look no further. Your perfect experience is right here !!! My exotic blend explains my naturally smooth soft skin, complimented by my silky hair, and my perfectly hourglass figure. I'm intelligent and elegant, sweet and a little sassy when I need to be and exhibit these qualities in everything I do. The confidence I posses allows me to be approachable and friendly, but I can also be assertive and playfully demanding. Few ladies in a gentleman's life have the ability to make such an impression. I am very selective and only cater to gentlemen with a passion for an unforgettable encounter with a fascinating, strikingly gorgeous woman. I view every encounter as a potential friendship. As your companion, I use a mixture of persuasion, passion and ecstasy to make our time together an unforgettable one.
I'm Latin & Portuguese,I stand at 5'1",120 lbs.,34C-24-34 with mesmerizing brown eyes ;-)

*My photos are professional and are 100 % REAL!!

401//261//5962

$100 INCALL SPECIAL!!!!!!!!!!!![/quote]Review: Royal Treatment in Prov.

[url]http://providence.craigslist.org/ers/955772666.html[/url]

Saw this ad tonight and was seriously intrigued after getting blown off by 'Jessie/Lacey' off 24 south (got to her designated place for the 2nd call; she picks up and there's guys talking in background/ loud music. She's whining her pilot won't light. So I ask if she would like me to call later. She says 'yeah, bye'). 0 for 1

Back to the 'royal treatment'. $100. 00, nice pics/ad; I'm in. So I call and arrrange meeting off 6W. Get there, she opens the door and there it is staring me right in the face. B&S! "MY photos are professional and 100% real". I've never heard/seen more lies and BS coming from someone who wasn't president in a long time. 120 lbs? ! ? She hasn't been 120 in at least 40 lbs. Cat paw print tats on each of her funbags and a bigger gut than mine. This one is at the outer limits of my 'no fat chicks' mantra. And don't even get me started on the dimensions and other blantant lies she listed. WOW! This ad could not be more B&S if it was a TS who opened the door! The only things in her ad that were real were the date and phone number.

So. I'm dropping trou in her bedroom (yeah, I know; but hey WTF, no one can see me 'riding my moped' right? ! ? ) and she says "you got protection? " Can you believe this shit? No fucking condoms and your advertising escort services on CL? ! ?

So. I reach in my coat for a jimmyhat and she's climbing on her queen-sized, 4 poster and some of her shit is still jiggling after she stops. WTF did I get myself into! I'm also getting a good look at her face which isn't bad if you like a woman with teeth like Michael Strahan.

So. She starts rubbing my shit with the coldest hands I've ever felt, I mean ever and on my junk no less! She grabs the raincoat, shrouds my spout and proceeds to try to suck life into my 'junk' with great deft and skill. 'Hey, this isn't bad' I think to myself and within minutes, half the blood from my body is now inside my john-thomas! I start to grope and then she says 'I don't let anyone do that'. Imagine that! 'STANDARDS' from the woman who cowrote the 'Lying B*tch's Almanac' while guzzling cheeseburgers, fries and large diet Coke! So after the chastizing of my indescretion is over, she's right back on it with renewed energy (3rd McDonalds Quarterpounder must be kicking in). She's going right to the root with every stroke; hands on my balls and taint to boot! Now the familiar feeling is stirring and I start pumping her mouth. Just when I started to look her over and the throw-up muscle starts to activate, she goes to the root and begins to hoover!

WOW. That's all she wrote. Thought the back of my pants was gonna come out my cockhead!

Anyway - CBJ and some groping of balls/taint; that's it.
Looks: 1/10 for blatant lying; complete
Service: 3/10 for skills, low marks for lies and stupidity (no condoms)
Damage: $100.00
Recommend: yeah right!

Have seen her posts/pics on RI list for a while (read good reviews) and having a sweet tooth for asian women, figured I'd 'try her on'.

Called and set appt for 11:00ish when my plane landed. Of course, I was delayed in NC and called around 1:00am when we landed. I know I woke her up and apologized for it. She accepted and said to come anyway. Easy to find, maybe 2 miles off 95.

Went up and saw that she is very attractive (usually I prefer a more petite woman). Settled on donation and she immediately began to undress while I watched with an immediate growing facination. I undressed and lay next to her and we touched/caressed each other for a few minutes. Needless to say, it only served to heighten my lust. I noticed she was not shaven and asked if she ever did. She mentioned most of the time she was, in fact, shaved smooth, but lately was au natural.

During our brief conversation, I couldn't help but notice her breasts as they were practically in my face. I began to caress them and lick the nipples, which brought about a body-stiffening and immediate sucking-in of air (hit a sweet spot of hers!). Now before I get into this next phase, I need to let you know I'm not a breast man; I am in fact a leg, ass, crotch and most notably, a (preferably shaved) pussy man. That said, I began to nead, lick and suck these beautiful orbs being 'given' to my care. She was sighing/moaning and dry-humping as I worked from one to the other and back. She may have even climaxed as I would soon become aware. I gave her 'guys' a few last licks and began licking/kissing my way down her very soft (and surprisingly flat) belly. Once at her pubis, I found her pie-hair very soft, smooth and trimmed. She was very aroused and wet at first lick (I hadn't even touched her beyond her belly!). Her aroma and taste was that of a very healthy, young woman. I was thoroughly impressed by the complete sexiness of this woman. I began to give a full and complete offering of my cunniligus skills and don't think I disappointed her. She was fingering her bud and clamping her thighs and hands on/around my head during her waves of 'O'. I even turned her over onto her hands/knees for deeper access to her hole(s). She softly pushed my head away from her 'prize' and I reluctantly backed off, but not before lashing out a few quick licks and making her jump (one of my favorite things!).

She then asked me lie down and began to caress my body; kissing my nipples and belly. I had a semi going from the working over I had just given her, so her work was half done before it began. She gave me a brief HJ and busted open a jimmy-hat and covered my johnson. I then received a very good CBJ with lots of DT, tongue swirl, licking and eyes. She mounted me (CG) and began to ride. Her skills are excellent. I barely felt her weight, but sensed this was not something she was comfortable doing. So I asked her to lie back and let me do some 'work'. I mounted her (mish) and began long, slow strokes. Within a few moments, her pussy was making the beautiful sounds of arousal - farting, gooshing, sucking (I love that shit!). I opened her legs wide, scissors and straight up (ankles at my ears). After a few more moments of mish, I turned her over for some deep, fast doggie strokes. I finished before I would have liked and stayed inside her while caressing her back, shoulders, ass and thighs. Of all the women I have experienced in my life, none has had softer, smoother, more beautifully flawless skin. It was very sensual and had my senses on overload.

Attitude: 8/10
Looks: 8.5/10 (She has changed my outlook on larger-bodied women)
Services: caress/touch session, DATY, HJ, CBJ, MPOS (CG, MISH, DOGGIE)
Damage: 200/hr
Recommend: Yes
Repeat: Yes

More to follow.

J

I respectfully disagree with you on Crystal! This girl has more very bad reviews than any other girl in the area. When she was Arriana she would get 2 to 3 bad reviews a week posted on CL that would quickly get flagged! I also had the unfortunate pleasure of personally meeting her. It was the single worst visit I have ever had with any provider.

Then again I am a white guy!

[QUOTE=Krip214]I wouldn't describe Cristal ("by the bottle") as a rip-off, because she does deliver, she just isn't very good. She won't do as much with white guys as she will with black guys, she's always very strictly business, and she's impatient and rushed. If you're looking for a quick visit with a sure thing, she's ok, but she's definitely not GFE.[/QUOTE]

I think her preference is certainly not black guys. As I have attempted to hook up with her sometime ago. She stated that she will only provide BJ's to black guys and no full service. My interest ended at that point. Her reviews are below par at best. She has more recent pics that indicate her present shape [url]http://providence.craigslist.org/ers/999027689.html[/url]. I do agree the pics on her website are much better but keep in mind those are of a few years ago.

The provider I would recommend is Alyson [url]http://providence.craigslist.org/ers/1001013064.html[/url] I have seen her several times. She is abit hard to get a hold of sometimes, to her credit when you do reach her she is prompt. The pics are spot on best bet is to book her during the week. The only draw back to her is if you are a breast man, where I am a leg man also the face and willingness to please more than makes up for that in my opinion.

My phone conversation with Cristal lasted about a minute before it went downhill. Fast.

First off was she said she was taking the day off as she was tired (TIRED??) Suggested I call again the next day. Then I asked about her place, specifically did it have stairs and roughly how many. She asked why and I told her, I use a cane due to a ferged up hip replacement, I can do some stairs but if she's on the third floor there's no way. She got pizzed, said I was wasting her time!
IMHO she's a arrogant snotty byitch.

I noticed her ad today.

[url]http://providence.craigslist.org/ers/1000782770.html[/url]

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Afternoon all! In my never ending quest to find an older mature lady to spend some time with (other than the fabaluous Ashley) I ran across an ad for Lisa (5453) in PVD/Cranston. I did a search for lisa but came up empty. I was wondering if anyone has any info on her. Thanks very much in advance! SO

[url]http://providence.craigslist.org/ers/989637445.html[/url]

LOOKING 4 A OLDER WOMEN THAT WILL TREAT U LIKE A KING HERE I AM CATERING 2 MATURE DECREET MEN 30+ PLEASE NO BLOCKED NUMBERS OR TEXTS WILL NOT ANSWER THEM
LISA (401)261-5453
BLONDE
5"2 GREEN EYES
36Bs
150 half hour
200 full hour
all inclusive
SAFE AND SECURE HOME
NO GAMES PLEASE PICS IS 100% ME

Anyone that has the address of the Coffee house care to share on forum or pm? I RTFF and know its on 117 but wanted to check out the area thanks. Some new pics of cassandra on CL.

[QUOTE=Mprov2]Anyone that has the address of the Coffee house care to share on forum or pm? I RTFF and know its on 117 but wanted to check out the area thanks. Some new pics of cassandra on CL.[/QUOTE]In deference to the ladies I won't give out the exact address but I will say it is a average to slightly below average area. Not a slum but not your typical suburbs.

I saw Wren one night, she had a 125HH special. A BBW, I've heard she's on the plain side and she is, but she has a good attitude. Started off with some petting and DFK, then on to DATY then BBBJ. I didn'r want any FS, just BBBJCIM but due to my own hangups I wasn't able to finish. Even if I had, I don't think I would repeat.

For what she charges, plain doesn't do it for me.

[url]http://providence.craigslist.org/ers/1007085630.html[/url]

[url]http://providence.craigslist.org/ers/1007085630.html[/url]

[QUOTE=Mprov2]Anyone that has the address of the Coffee house care to share on forum or pm? I RTFF and know its on 117 but wanted to check out the area thanks. Some new pics of cassandra on CL.[/QUOTE]

You could call, make a appt and get the directions. If you scout the area and find it not to your liking you could call back and cancel. But I don't think that's a very good option as it's not fair to them.

It is in a working class neighborhood, it's not the Biltmore. :) But better than many places I've been in So. Prov.

Just my 2¢

Can anyone give me some info on the cafe in Warwick? I am interested in summer. Is she worth it? I have seen many reports on the cafe. Any help would be appreciated.

[QUOTE=Gansett]... It is in a working class neighborhood, it's not the Biltmore. :) But better than many places I've been in So. Prov. ...[/QUOTE]It's a "multi-family residence" (small apartments) with parking out back. Operations on first floor efficiency; girl appears to take donation upstairs afterward. There are civilian residents (including kids) on upper floors, often on balcony. I would not repeat. Leaving via the back road does allow you to loop back around to 117 without using the same intersection.

[QUOTE=Vargr] I would not repeat. [/QUOTE]

Just wondering why? Service or location?