Strippers going for Broke on Noobs I see!!
[QUOTE=Spacehog;2933368]$120 for 1 song and all you got was a handjob? Dude. You could of gotten a full half hour with a backpage gitl for that or 2 street walkers. Don't give in to crazy prices be prepared to walk away its your money if they want it they will adjust to you not the other way around.[/QUOTE]I will post a Review on Friday night at the sands. But really There is a lot of New girls who charge $30-50 for little to nothing at Pandoras.
Sands StripClub 7 pm Ballard 7509 15th Avenue Northwest Seattle, WA 98117-5410
Hey guys I got a Decent review on a Slow but good Old school Report on Sands Strip Club in Ballard. Friday night about 7 pm Decided to drop in and Missed a acquaintance that work at ricks back in the day and got a drink 2 sodas for $10 and a Lap dance $40. Total $50. That was my budget for Stripclubs.
There was a Older girl about 50's and Hot Blond on Stage with 1 dark Russian-European 20's something and Missed My Friend who does Good Business on Friday-Sat nights. The older girl was already taken and the European girl was Too Pushy for dance so I wanted to get the Hot blondie. We ended up 50 minutes later with a Great Lap dance where I was So tempted to go get More $$$ but had to just wait and see what came on later where I Decided to go Up north and check out the 99 Aurora Area and ended up in Lynnwood-Everett area. The Blond Was named Sunny or something like that and she was a Spinner with small boobs and Hard Body good Lips action too where I Almost Lost it and Felt My wallet going BUY BUY BUY! Hell no Peepers!! Save that $$$ for later Had a Budget for $120 for the night of play. I have a friend who works at Pandoras and I tried to get in there no Parking at all. Went up North. Will try to get a Report on The Strip Club Pandora later. Peepers out Be safe!
Sands StripClub 10 pm Ballard 7509 15th Avenue Northwest Seattle, WA 98117-5410
Ok Guys went in looking for a old school dancer back in the day and just Brought $50 and went for Broke! Ha My but was broke and I was tired and really in a laid back mode. I asked for the dancer and everyone didn't know at the time if she would be back in for the Night. Ok I waited and saw my Other Dancer who was young 20 ish thin blond go come up and smile and said she would get to me in a few. Well there was like 2 other 18-20 ish blonds thin too small tits a cups there were watching her and the came up to me asking for dances too. Well one at a time and the Offers for dances were too Robotic and not too Friendly either. Must have been slow and then a Cool young thin Black curly haired Brunette came up and was Dropping all kinds of Sex buddy hints and was named Nena something. Not bad. Her nick name is called TEASE! Well That only works till you get your dance with her and well that was the First and last DANCE 4 Ever for me with her. She was all about Nothing extras and all Dry hump and grind and yes I Was allowed to Touch her small boobs. Joy Joy! Touch and Nothing else. So when I got a chance I aksed for a BJ and she smiled and said that is for VIP Only and it starts in the VIP room For VIP people ONLY! Well that Starts at $250 for 10 minutes back room and kinda Members Only gig and I whispered "Oh well that leaves me Out" ! And she smiled and said " Well You need to get more dances and Maybe it will get you into the VIP One day!" So she was really Sweaty and I was really happy I got a Dance from her and was grabbing my last drink and said my Buy Buy's and Heading up the to Casino in Tulaylip casino were I spent my last $10. As for Sands If ya don't get the Right Girl who Makes your dance really worth it then Save yourself a trip head to 99 and Aurora start at 85th st and go north till 175th north and grab a SW for $40-60 and be happy. As for the sands There was also a Drunk Special Ed black girl Lisping all the way to back part of the stage Calling out her man who was getting 2 girls to buddy up and she was Really Drunk too and Crying and Not figuring out Why Her man is in a Strip club getting it on with 2 Strippers? She was Escorted out and then came back in ready to Pull him out and Almost started up a Fight where 3 women all escorted her to the Street. Oh yes the Special ed girl was really Dressed up and and Hot! I was thinking she was Going up to the Strip Pole and going to do a Stage Dance. On a personal Note Either the Young dancers are Only After the $$$$ and Don't want to Give out Anything for a $40 dance. Guys do a lot of talking first and hold out till ya get a Touchy Feely with the girl and try or Let them know ya Are Ready and Try to get the Little Guy to Stand up at Have her Shake your Special Friend's Hand down there. Also and Don't let Little head go do all the talking when your wallet Screams "RAPE" when you got dropping all the $$$$ and nothing makes you happy.
I'm going to try out Pandoras Next time. Peepers Out!!