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[QUOTE=Benchseats Rock]Newbie - Either shit or get off the pot, but either way you're going to have to learn to wipe your own ass. RTFF.[/QUOTE]Hey, looking back I'll admit that was a rather stupid newbee question. I let my enthusiasm get the better of me.
BD’s AMP Rule #1:
Time + Money = Yellow Fever.
Well, I don’t really have much of each, but enough to get the Fever today.
I was torn between the “Parkville Pleasure House” and Alberto’s. [Hey, I have standards; it’s just that they are not as high as some other AMP mongers. An AMP is an AMP is an AMP. Some are better, but the rest are okay. At least good enough for my needs.] I chose Al’s based on the TS (without the “T”) report by Rockerrexxx. Now I haven’t been to Al’s in like 10 years. And by the looks of her, my provider (Jeanie) was probably working the tables back then. She had to be pushing 50!
Oh well. She took me to the shower and then pointed to the soap. Huh? I asked her to help, and she did. Back to the room. And got only about 10 minutes worth of good massage. Then there was about 20 minutes of that tickle and fingernail crap. Hey, it’s nice, but not that long!
Anyways, flip and another ten minutes of tickling and fingernails. Then she “spilled” some oil and started to clean it up with her hands. I wasn’t mush help, because I soon contributed to the mess. But she took care of everything and everyone walked away happy. Man, this was the second time this year that I have palmed a senior citizen’s ass.
LARS™ Rating:
Face 5 (too old)
Body 4 (same)
Attitude 5
Service 6
[QUOTE=9/8/2007 Baltimore Sun Article] [Detective Mike] Bazzell said law enforcement agencies also are watching sites that rate and provide references for prostitutes who frequent Craigslist.org.[/QUOTE]
That goes for AMP’s too. I’m sure that most of you saw this article. And I’m sure that most of you are not surprised at all. If not, you’re naive. Yeah, I’m sure that LE is reading this. But I am also sure that LE knows just as much about AMP’s with or without our “help”. I was a little surprised that they admit to doing this. But I guess it’s ol’ Mike’s way of saying “I know that you know that I know”.
Have fun out there,
Butter Dog
I enjoy going to these massage parlors in Towson, but the talent is usually more mature than preffered.
[QUOTE=Jrj2123]Help
Can anyone give me some phone numbers of women that want to have sex?[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Jrj2123]This guy Big Red is really a dick. I don't care how long you have been a member of this board, none of you are any better than anyone.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Jrj2123]Ovaraptor,
Don't worry too much. Bench is a dick! He has nothing better to do than sit around his computer, acting like he's a real man.
Have fun and be safe![/QUOTE]
Hello Jrj2123
A Dick? You have three posts like this and my Dutch Uncle Bench and I are dicks? Ok you little dicked someofabitch, for you I will bring my USMC M2-2 flame thrower out of retirement! OK here it comes, what is that roaring sound, what is that smell?
Napalm perhaps.
Load
Lock
Fire in the hole
Fried Newbie
Big Red
[QUOTE=Whipr2]After my first experience which I reported earlier, I had to return to the scene of the massage. The first time was with Anna at GHI, the second visit was with the older lady with the very large upper body. She greeted me at the door and was very kind and seemed genuinely happy to see me. She could only do the half hour massage which suited me fine cause I only had and hour and a half lunch. The massage was much softer than Annas but very arousing. I used some of the techniques I learned here on the board to let her know what I was in search of. An boy did I find it!
So, I thought to myself well hell lets try some other places. Went down the road a bit and visited another spot, where I met with Honey. She was a beautiful woman with a helluva body unfortunately it was covered with long white pants and a long somewhat tight fitting shirt. I asked for a half hour and was outta there in twelve minutes. A wham bam thank you mam type of visit. Really not wanting to go back.
Returned to GHI for the next visit and Anna was there I got a great table shower and she thoroughly cleaned everything. We went back for the massage and she started to beat the crap out of me. Man I have learned to love it. The flip was much more involved than the half hour. She gave a BBBJ and lots of kissing. After sliding all over she relieved all tension and away I went. I think I was there for an hour and fifteen and felt great. So I took a bit of a hiatus.
I recently had an opportunity to visit the evergreen in baltimore and was greeted by the mamasan who was very business like. She ushered me into a room 1. I asked for a shower. After undressing I was moved to the shower, during the moved there were numerous customers walking through the hall which was very uncomfortable. The shower was self iniated and people were constantly walking by the curtain. It was partially open and I saw a goddess walk by. Thought it would be rude to ask Summer, my girl, what the other lady's name was. The other lady was around 5'10" tall and very stacked. She had a gorgeous smile and was wearing a short one piece dress that was so tight one could see all the curves. I was hoping the girl was going to switch after seeing me but alas it did not happen. Meanwhile summer was a nice woman and gave a so-so massage. The flip was nice and she did relieve my tension.
Can't wait for my next meeting so I can revisit and hopefully get the taller woman.
Mamasan #1
Overall 8
Attitude 9
Face 5
Body 8 (Nice chest but little rear)
Service 8
Anna
Overall 8
Attitude 8[/QUOTE]Where is this place?
It's not coming up in any yellow page searches.
Junior J, you're worthless. Just go away. In four posts, you (1) asked a stupid newbie question, (2) name called two senior members and (3) accused a senior member of being gay (mind you that this is a senior member that has 450 posts on a forum website focused on sex with women!!)
Junior J, I nor anyone else has to stand up here and call you an asshole. You are doing a pretty good job at doing that yourself.
Do us a favor and go slam your dick in a door jamb.
Butter Dog
Never Ceases To Amaze Me.
I just got a very nice request from Mr. Towson. He was requesting some pertinent information, usually available on the board for anyone that cares to examine past posts. "Ah" says I, "not sure I recall the address of Charles St. My memory fails me. Perhaps a taste of your wife, or her girl friend, or Mr. Towson's mom, or even a sister." Surely, Shirley, is available for a bit of frolic in the afternoon. And surely Mr. Towson would love to accommodate a senior member lol.
Stopped by the sacred house the other day for a brief but intense time with Lisa. I was introduced to Ivy, I'm going back. Whew. And it is my pleasure, lol, to announce that Rosie, and her business seems to be growing. For regulars you will know what I mean, and for those unfamiliar, go and find out for yourself. lol.
Did you see Layla. She want to know if I own the site. I told her no, of course, but I do post from time to time, and am passionate about my passion.
If anyone would care to hit her back with a PM vouching for my unswerving desire, lol, for a fine piece of woman, thanks.
Lovin every minute of it.
Smiling Fox ;)
Visited two spas last friday in columbia. One of them Kyoto. Well when I visited the above, Mamason took me to the room. I paid for an hour. mamason came back, took me to the shower and gave me a Ts and washed everything. Now I havnt been there for awhile so I took this for good signs to come. I went back into the room. I waited for about 10 min when Jenny came in wearing a cute minidress and done up in makeup. I took this as good sign #2. She began to gve me a rough massage asked me to flip. I did. My hands began to wonder and she shewed me away saying its not allowed!. "WHAT" I tried to reassure her, she said "no". I then began to play with my self, Again "No". She looked at me and said "thank you". WTF!, she finished the massage and nothing happend. HMM, I wondered what up. I then went to GHS down the street. The provider is a much older lady but always takes care of me. paid for 1/2. Then she carried on about a new inspector in Howard county who came by the day before. She said the new inspector is an older lady who is anal about all rules and is looking for Quote: "anything to shut these establishments down". No wonder they were paronoid at the other place. Just wanted to get the word out. Were all on the same team and its good to post the good and bad info here.
Jrj2123,
You are a asshole! First of all you are a newbie (or are you? ). I have the distinct feeling that you have been on this forum before and was kicked off for being a troublemaker! Hopefully Jackson will be able to check this out. You seem to have issues with people that have seniority over you or have paid their dues here.
Respect is something that is earned. The senior members here have put in their time, wisdom, knowledge and probably a considerable amount of money in this hobby. The senior members are also kind enough to share valuable information if you are humble enough and pay your dues. This is how they earned their respect. So respect the senior members because they are truly a wealth of knowledge. Respect the the rules of the forum. Respect Jackson. Respect yourself.
When you are intentionally an antagonist, you are showing a complete LACK OF RESPECT FOR YOURSELF!
Propilot-over and out.
I will be up in Baltimore (actually in Columbia) this week on business. I usually frequent Kyoto, however it has been several months since I have been. Is everything still the same? Anyone new there that I should know about besides Coco and Sunny?
[QUOTE=Fharmonic]I will be up in Baltimore (actually in Columbia) this week on business. I usually frequent Kyoto, however it has been several months since I have been. Is everything still the same? Anyone new there that I should know about besides Coco and Sunny?[/QUOTE]CoCo is still there and I recommend as usual. I would also ad Channel, though when I called last I was told she was on vacation. Hope she has not left the area. She is a keeper!
I TOFTT today and went to a new CP AMP just off 695 in Towson. Location was in a private home, completely unmarked except for address. Standard tuition, no TS in evidence. My attendant was a middle aged Chinese lady, the same one who answered the door, small chest, probably A cup but like erasers. Okay soft massage, and got some visual pleasure on the flip, not as much as I wanted. So far it seems to be a Rub 'n Tug only, but there was a sort of promised more next time. I don;t think I'll take that to the bank just yet. Not sure I'll repeat, but maybe I will just to see.
Be Safe
Baldconan1
Had a nice visit with coco at kyoto last week. Noticed that the table in the table shower room was missing - and that now the mamasan gives the showers ....boring. But coco was as usual, wonderful.
[QUOTE=Baldconan1]I TOFTT today and went to a new CP AMP just off 695 in Towson. Location was in a private home, completely unmarked except for address. Standard tuition, no TS in evidence.........[/QUOTE]I went there a few days ago (I think we're talking about the same place). A little house next to the firehouse. I was almost hesitant to go to this place because 1) the business next door was extremely busy 2) I had no clue where to park. I wound up parking in the busy parking lot and sneaking over to the house. Got a middle aged lady the same descrip as you. Massage wasn't really my taste, I like to be teased a little bit and she never let her hands wander off. Flip and jack. I probably won't be going back anytime soon but on a positive note I did see a slightly younger girl in some tiny shorts as I was leaving so if I do go back it would be with hopes of running into her again.
Needed a massage after biking in Cockeysville. Called LH but their phone was disconnected. Drove past and there was a "For Rent" sign. Didn't know if they were still in business so I passed.
Went to ML about 6:30 was starting to get dark but not yet dark. There were people all over the place-- families with kids walking into the stores, a coupld of guys hanging out right next door, cars coming and going. The nice secluded area has turned into Grand Central Station. Passed.
Anyone know if LH is still open? I know SF posted about LH on 9/11 but not sure if the disconnected phone/ for rent sign happned in the interim.
Thanks