Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Cabdriver52]Neverland is still a mystery. Last time I was past (like 2 weeks ago) it appeared Happiness was closed. There was a homeless guy sleeping in front of the door.

I happened to be down that way and was checking things out. I miss Happiness..... . I was going there before I knew this board existed. There are a couple of other places that aren't mentioned but I'm still trying to figure it out.

Cabbie![/QUOTE]Cabbie,

I was at Happiness (the old Happiness. Now called Han-Sol. Picked up a card there) last week (Thursday). It appears that Han-Sol is the old Royal people located in the old Happiness location (I rang the bell at Royal and nobody answered). When I met mamasan at top of steps, I asked here if they use to be next door and she said yes. My visit there was ok, nothing really to post about, but I will now. I saw mimi, cute, nice rack, good attitidue, pretty good TS, ok massage, service ok. She had a little flabby stomach which made the service last a long time in multiple positions. Repeat maybe.

Later,

BT3

[QUOTE=Adventure1]Visiting DC in 2 weeks
Hi everyone. Looking for an interesting adventure when I visit DC for the first time in 2 weeks. If anyone has any nice suggestions for a nice place to dream, please PM me? Any guidance would be appreciated. I am not familiar with alot of abbreviations as far as locations go. Neverland sounds good. Is it?

Thanks in advance. Looking forward to visiting soon![/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=VanDriver]Better dawn your fireproof suit

If you would have taken ANY time to RTFF, you'd quickly realize that those who give intel, get intel.

Those who give none and ask for some, get NADA.

Anyway, if the past is indicative of the future, you will be flamed by someone soon.

Van[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Sarang Haeyo]I'd flame Adventure1 but as I have a death threat on my hands in CT I have to beg off of this one.

Thanks, Ngc[/QUOTE]

Hello Sarang and Van

I am dying to flame this Adventurehole, but I have just gotten off 4 months of moderated reviews for various infractions including a shit storm I set off in Indianapolis during football playoffs. You know the whole Colts/Ravens thing, I still can't talk about it. However I have promised Jakson I would behave, so I have hung up my flame thrower and album of USMC M2-2 flame thrower photos. Man this is hard.

Will some one please flame this gentleman(I use that term losely), BSR, LL and/or Baltimonger, what would Trashman do?

Just behaving

Big Red

I went to get some physical therapy at IHC the other night. The time was unusual for me because I usually go right after work. This was later - almost 10PM. First of all, no sign of a parking fee, so I drove right in. Went inside and asked for Michelle -- some intelligible answer that sounded like she wasn't available or on vacation. No problem, I said, I'll try someone new.

Into the reception area walked "Blue" -- about 5'6", trim, all-natural, and sporting natural C's. We walked through the residential area and I saw about 5-6 other attendants, none of whom I would have rejected. We got to the room and I gave her the usual donation by DC standards for a full workout. The table shower was very good and she thoroughly scrubbed all the areas requiring further attention. Then, it was back to the room. This is where things got a little different...

The massage was professional quality and included a towel between us. This is the first time this has happened to me at this location. I'd been there before but certainly didn't give the impression I was anything other than a real customer. She finally removes the towel and tells me to turn over. Then, still in her uniform, she does a first for me -- massages me abdominal muscles. Then, she tells me to flip over again. This time, she changes her uniform so that we're compatible.

She spoke Asian for a long time and taught me some words I hadn't heard before. Then, she started teaching me French. After a long lesson, I asked if I could talk to her at the same time she was talking to me. She obliged and still kept talking to me in French with no attempt to move on to discussing missionaries, and it was clear that this wasn't on the agenda. A couple of more minutes and I was completely finished, and that was that.

I'm wondering if she was expecting a 6th Jackson, which would have qualified me to be a missionary? This has never happened at this place during the late afternoon...

Buyer beware...

Be safe -- Max

[QUOTE=Adventure1]Hi everyone. Looking for an interesting adventure when I visit DC for the first time in 2 weeks. If anyone has any nice suggestions for a nice place to dream, please PM me? Any guidance would be appreciated. I am not familiar with alot of abbreviations as far as locations go. Neverland sounds good. Is it?

Thanks in advance. Looking forward to visiting soon![/QUOTE]
Go fuck your mother. How's that for a suggestion?

[QUOTE=Big Red50]
Will some one please flame this gentleman(I use that term losely), BSR, LL and/or Baltimonger, what would Trashman do?
[/QUOTE]


I'm enjoying a quiet vacation... maybe he'd enjoy the DC Follies?


Bench

[QUOTE=Big Red50]Will some one please flame this gentleman(I use that term losely), BSR, LL and/or Baltimonger, what would Trashman do?[/QUOTE]The Don would have seen our new adventurer has been properly greeted by his fellow board members, as you gentlemen have done quite well. (After all, if geing flamed three times for one stupid post is not a leaning experience, a newb probably still wouldn't get it with six flames.) Then TM would extend the hand of friendship with some sage advice on how to become a trusted forum member and that if he accepts his flames graciously and learns from his mistakes we mostly have a short memory for newbie gaffes.

As for me, I am on [post=533141]vacation[/post] also. Heading to TJ today to really make this a fantasy vacation.

LL

I haven't been out mongering for the last few months cuz this was just getting too damned expensive. That said, I've been feeling the urges lately and today called my favorite place south of the border. No answer! I find a place and I try to stick with it, but I remembered the address of a place that was a little green.

(Hint to newbies, when looking for a place always take the phone number with you). Met a cute little lady who called herself Katherine. Nice body, bolt-ons. Not chatty, but this may be because of limited English. I thought she was a little cold, but efficient. She saw the tribute under my cell phone, so we proceeded with a nice t/s with mouthwash. Back in the room, she gave me a ticklish body rub. I was disappointed there was no a/are (I'd feel funny asking for it). There was no problems with positionings and the equipment felt great.

Here's the interesting part. When she brought me a wet towel, we made small talk and she realized it was my first time there. It seemed to make some kinda difference. She became noticeably friendlier. She said her name was Penny (! ). Her english was still limited but she she kissed me and said to come back.

My guess is people are skittish. What's going on?

[QUOTE=Max #01]I went to get some physical therapy at IHC the other night. The time was unusual for me because I usually go right after work. This was later - almost 10PM. First of all, no sign of a parking fee, so I drove right in. Went inside and asked for Michelle -- some intelligible answer that sounded like she wasn't available or on vacation.
...
Be safe -- Max[/QUOTE]

Went there about that same time on Thursday night. It was kind of strange for me too. I got Michelle (first time with her) and she insisted on full fee up front. No problem, and she was nice enough, but the menu was pretty limited with many of the standard stages of therapy missing. The girls there are pretty, but it seems that it is less than predictable what you may get.

[QUOTE=Sarang Haeyo]Go fuck your mother. How's that for a suggestion?[/QUOTE]Sounds like a friendly place.

I appreciate all the flames. No offence taken.

I did get some time to do some research on this forum. Maybe I need to do some more. Thanks for everyones time to reply. The least I hope someone can help me with are the abbreviations and nicknames of streets. If not. No worries. I'm not here to hurt feelings.

Laxman. Thanks for your kind advice. Much appreciated.

I will share any info with you guys as soon as I experience some.

Thanks!

This is getting depressing. Another DC AMP closed. Not that this was the greatest place but it did offer some variety. Is this the darkness before the dawn or the end of an era?? Time will tell.

Lax

[QUOTE=Laxman #2]This is getting depressing. Another DC AMP closed. Not that this was the greatest place but it did offer some variety. Is this the darkness before the dawn or the end of an era?? Time will tell.

Lax[/QUOTE]

I thought Mirage could survive anything. It was open even the day after Black Wednesday...

This index covers reports of DC AMPS as found here on the board from January 2007 to March 2007.

Any review over a few days old may already be out of date, and the providers may have moved on.

Listings follow the format:
Provider - date of report - reviewers handle (*)

* subjective qualification on my behalf as to whether it was a positive, negative, or other/mixed review.

Previous Report posted in Feb'07

Sun (29)
===
Tina - 3/9/07 -LoveLOS (+)
May - 3/7/07 - Jake JJ 1492 (+)
Happy - 3/5/07 - LoveLOS (+)
sora - 3/3/07 - Kluvr (?)
Tina - 3/1/07 - Navy One (-)
Jennifer - 2/28/07 - Oriental Gster (+)
Tina - 2/27/07 - Bill88 (-)
Bebe - 2/12/07 - Colts301 (-)
Sue - 2/8/07 - Sue (+)
Jennifer - 2/4/07 - Navy One (+)
Angie - 2/3/07 - DCrez (+)
Jennifer - 2/3/07 - Pussprowler (?)
Jennifer - Len Pil (+)
Jennifer - 2/1/07 - Scrodie (+)
Sue - 2/1/07 - Sleazebum (?)
Bebe - 2/1/07 - LoveLOS (+)
Bebe - 1/29/07 - MoonView (+)
bebe - 1/26/07 - Santeesucks (+)
bebe - 1/25/07 - Crazy dick (+)
Jennifer - 1/25/07 - Navy One (?)
Honey - 1/23/07 - Trav (+)
Bebe - 1/22/07 - Robert1744 (+)
Lilly - 1/19/07 - Bobby M (?)
Bebe - 1/18/07 - Colts301 (+)
Gina - 1/9/07 - Pussprowler (+)
Honey - 1/9/07 - Laxman #2 (+)
Bebe - 1/5/07 - LoveLOS (+)
Lily - 1/5/07 - LoveLOS (?)
Honey - 1/5/07 - Bseeks (+)

1413 (14k) (13)
====
Nana - 3/25/07 - RickAndrew (?)
Chennel - 3/24/07 - Bill88 (-)
Carmel - 3/23/07 - Max Billion (?)
??? - 3/21/07 - Bseeks (?)
Nana - 3/19/07 - Webnet (+)
nana - 3/13/07 - Max Billion (+)
June - 3/8/07 - Nova Guy (?)
Nana/jill/young - 3/6/07 - Max Billion (+,+,+)
Yong - 3/1/07 - Sleazebum (+)
??? - 2/26/07 - Bseeks (?)
Young - 1/22/07 - Laxman #2 (+)


Ok (8)
==
Coco - 3/20/07 - Webnet (+)
Coco - 3/15/07 - cabdriver52 (+)
Jeanie - 3/7/07 - DrunkasShit (?)
Coco - 2/27/07 - Cabdriver52 (+)
June - 2/15/07 - Cabdriver52 (+)
Mimi - 2/13/07 - The Speaker (?)
June - 1/22/07 - New Man (-)
Mimi - 1/21/07 - Tjunkyard357 (?)


Supra (7)
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Coco - 3/26/07 - Eeyore (-)
Suzi - 2/24/07 - LoveLOS (+)
??? - 2/21/07 - Korwin (+)
Miki - 2/15/07 - Freshly Snipes (-)
Suzie - 1/21/07 - wilburdj (+)
Jenny - 1/15/07 - Pussprowler (?)
Jenny - 1/7/07 - Sooner1 (+)

Royal (6)
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jan - 3/26/07 - Bruce52 (+)
??? - 3/13/07 - Max Billion (+)
Sophia - 3/4/07 - Jake JJ 1492 (+)
Nana - 2/28/07 - LoveLOS (+)
Vicky - 2/24/07 - Loopy De Loop (+)
Niki - 2/20/07 - LoveLOS (+)
thai staff??? - jake JJ 1492

Capital (GHS , 1333) (5)
====================
Jenny - 3/13/07 - Sonnyblues (+)
Mikki - 1/31/07 - Pcpc1688 (+)
Niki - 1/10/07 - Ampfreq - (+)
May - 1/9/07 - Any Mouse (+)
??? - 1/2/07 - Pcpc1688 (+)

Rio (olympic) (5)
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laura - 3/29/07 - Top Jimmy (+)
Pat - 3/21/07 - Dr Bombay (+)
laura - 3/17/07 - Nova Guy (+)
Michelle - 3/12/07 - Wash it (+)
Michelle - 3/4/07 - Xsailor (+)

IHC (Mini) (5)
==========
pepsi - 3/28/07 - Pussprowler (+)
Michelle - 2/11/07 - Max #01 (+)
Yo yo - 1/22/07 - Max #01 (+)
Sophia - 1/8/07 - Pussprowler (?)
Sophia - 1/1/07 - HotfootTeddy (+)

Youngs/venus (2352) (2)
===================
Bebe - 3/28/07 -Newbie Today (+)
Linda - 2/13/07 - Stimpson J Cat (+)

GBT (2)
===
Gabrielle - 1/20/07 - Santeesucks (+)
Veronica - 1/17/07 - Dc1000 (?)

H&H (1)
===
Sandra - 1/4/07 - Sushi Boy (+)


CPHC (1 - old)
====
Yong - 2/2/07 - Asianloverma (+)


1818 (1)
====
??? - 1/14/07 - Navy One (-)

Eye bar (1)
=======
Sue - 1/28/07 - Oracle2 (+)


??? Conn.ave (1) - CPHC???
============
Paula - 1/29/07 - Ampfreq (+)


K spa (1)
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Candy - 2/17/07 - Chicago II (+)

617K (mirage, magic) (1)
==============
Suzie - 3/10/07 - Drunk Irish (+)

castle (boss,1716 I) (1)
======
Hannah - 3/11/07 - Dcampman (+)


Not Enough Info
+++++++++++++++
???
===
May - 3/24/07 - Bill88 (+)youngs or ok?
Sugee - 3/20/07 - Colts301 (+), 1413???
??? - 3/9/07 - BigTime3 (+)


(Hard Rock cafe amp) - uhm, i used to know the name of this one
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??? - 3/24/07 - Junky11 (+)
Jeni - 3/14/07 - Choc Chip (+)

Shaw metro yellow line (near convention center)
==================
??? - 3/23/07 - Xsailor (+)


Outside the city
================
++++++++++++++++

Star (VA) (1)
====
Sonny - 1/17/07 - Any Mouse (+)

Swan (VA) (1)
====
??? - 1/16/07 - The Nub (-)

Asian privacy (va)
=============
pann - 3/18/07 - Navy one (-)

Amma (Bethesda, md)
===============
lara - 2/27/07 - Labiamaster (?)



Wayward One
All reports should be read as interactive fiction.

[QUOTE=Wayward One]This index covers reports of DC AMPS as found here on the board from January 2007 to March 2007.

Any review over a few days old may already be out of date, and the providers may have moved on.

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Ok (8)
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Coco - 3/20/07 - Webnet (+)
Coco - 3/15/07 - cabdriver52 (+)
Jeanie - 3/7/07 - DrunkasShit (?)
d be read as interactive fiction.[/QUOTE]


You left out my report for Angela Royal+. IMHO, this might too much info in the current climate.

[QUOTE=Adventure1]Sounds like a friendly place.

I appreciate all the flames. No offence taken.

I did get some time to do some research on this forum. Maybe I need to do some more. Thanks for everyones time to reply. The least I hope someone can help me with are the abbreviations and nicknames of streets. If not. No worries. I'm not here to hurt feelings.

Laxman. Thanks for your kind advice. Much appreciated.

I will share any info with you guys as soon as I experience some.

Thanks![/QUOTE]Click on the word 'abbreviations' at the top of this page. The key word in your post is 'share'. In this place you have to give before you can get.

Be advised that the "paranoia" stems from LE activity that is becoming rampant in the AMP world.

My DC brothers; imagine how we up here in Waterbury and vicinity feel. LE is squeezing us dry.

I am visiting DC next week and I am staying in Springfeild, could anyone recommand a good MP close-by