Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=highNdry]So after reading about May in here I went to Vall Mass and what the F#$@ man? Dude at least warn us that she is over 50..... I told mamasan, where is May and pretended to know May but that's not her, after a few minute she returned the money and I went on my way.

Whew! saved $100 buck but burned 3 gallons of gas, and 2 hours of my time sitting in traffic that I will never get back. There was another gal over there who looked 60, I'm not kidding.[/QUOTE]

Most of the young ones are mechanical!

You must be a new hobbyiest.

I went to one of the AMP's that I thought I could always count on - Nagoya on Central - entered the door and was "greeted" by Heidi - mid 30's nothing too special. Asked who else was available - she said "I'll take care of you"

Should have left - she had little of the customer service I've grown to appreciate here - but I had just gotten off a plane from TX and let the head between my legs do the thinking.

Massage was a 7 but hurried - during this she asked me who I've seen there before (Yumi - Kim - Bebe - Mimi) and how much I tip ("I always tip $60 with more for great service a possibility"). She mumbled something in Korean which probably meant "Cheap Yankee fool".

On the flip, she pulls down her top to reveal assets anr begins with a very hurried CBJ - I tell her to slow down - she says she would, but it is not her fault if I get off quickly and resumes, almost at the same rate.

I'm getting both pissed and bored so I say, "OK - screw it; sit on my ___ and let's _____." This tramp mumbles something else in Korean and Squats over me - pulls her panties to the side and begins to grind on me. I pounded the best I could from the position because I knew that's all she was going to do until it was over. Unfortunately since we had negotiated, I felt obligated to pay her and did.

I have been all over the country and several places outside our borders and this was the WORST experience in the many years I've hobbied. Maybe I should quit and save the money until the market rebounds.

Moral of the story - if Heidi walks in, ask for your door fee back and walk out.

Misfit,

Brother, I suspect that if YOU had just handed her another $200, or even less, aside from your usual $80-100 tip she would have probably finished your short, but fun, video...

Its all about the $$$ w/these K girls.

She just got pissed because YOU tried to take something w/out paying for it.

Next time, when YOU get caught again, LOL, just be smoother w/your verbal explanation!

And remember to always carry an xxxtra 1 or 2 bills w/YOU for all those unexpected circumstances, like she turns around during doggie, that can and will pop up when YOU least expect it...

Peace, Da I Sadist

First off thanks to all you guys who had positive feedback. It's all about having fun in this game. Please I am no hero, just one monger in search for the ultimate thrill.

Irie Sadist, brother you know I always try to get as much as I can for the least amount of $. But just in case I will carry an extra Ben with me. For the next time I get popped in the act of video taping.

Dawg Todaworld, everybody is entitled to there own opinion. So Be It. This post by Irie Sadist might help you see things a bit more clearer for what they actually are:
[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?p=729982[/url]

Misfit

I'm totally new to the AMP scene. Well more like a newbie monger in general but anyway can someone PM me a good AMP or a provider you frequent around here that offers FS or a BJ. Thanks in advance for any replies. I won't post a request like this again in case I offend. Anyone ever been to JM off of palm? Going to check it out and will post with my experience.

[QUOTE=Member0071]I'm totally new to the AMP scene. Well more like a newbie monger in general but anyway can someone PM me a good AMP or a provider you frequent around here that offers FS or a BJ. Thanks in advance for any replies. I won't post a request like this again in case I offend. Anyone ever been to JM off of palm? Going to check it out and will post with my experience.[/QUOTE]Take some time and read through the forum and you will find more than enough info here.

I have been there years ago and it was all old ladies working there and i'm not sure everything was on the menu. Do yourself a favor and drive to bloomington. It's only fifteen minutes away and you will have a much better time.

If anyone has "credible" info. On where Jay from Royal is. Please pm. You will be rewarded with some cell phone vids of one of our beloved AMP hotties in action- thanks.

Unrelated. Used to have a cell vid of a columbian hottie from an mp from LA, but that unfortunately got deleted. If a girl likes you and/or you tip just a little extra it's pretty easy to get them on vid.

I've seen your drama on every board that I subscribe too; why all the fuss? I'm not gonna' insult you or belittle you as we've been down that road, but if you truly have nothing (nice) to say, why even be on these boards? You obviously have enough intel to monger at the estab's that you like, so again, why be here and start trouble?

Your providers may think you're the greatest guy in the world, and that's fine, but on here, you're just a total hater and a flat out dick! I don't get it!?!?!

I realize that no open forum can be drama free, and even I'm guilty of that at times, but I think more often than not, it is minor hazing of newbies. You on the other hand, for some odd reason, love to pick fights with senior contributors. If you hate your life and you're just an angry person, I'm truly sorry, but don't take it out on the people that share the same hobby as you - that's just not cool... it really isn't man!

[blue]Greetings Everyone,

I recently cleaned up this thread by deleting a number of off-topic and otherwise worthless posts by Loucarm, as well as a number responses made by other forum members to these deleted posts EXCELT for B Malibu post below, which I thought would serve to advise other members about Loucarm's antagonistic history.

This cleanup process is not perfect, and it's possible that I may have inadvertently deleted a few otherwise legitimate posts. If you find that your own report was also deleted, please don't take it personally.

Thanks,

Jackson[/blue]

Well it appears I got what I wanted for christmas. Thank You, Jackson.
[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?p=746546#post746546[/url]

Hell even I know, you never insult the webmaster.

Happy Holidays,

Misfit

HA ! That why I like WS; Jackson runs a tight ship. Now if only there was a way to block LEO from looking in, so we can go back to sharing info the way it used to be.

[QUOTE=Misfit]Well it appears I got what I wanted for christmas. Thank You, Jackson.

[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?p=746546#post746546[/url]

Hell even I know, you never insult the webmaster.

Happy Holidays,

Misfit[/QUOTE]

I have been to Upland twice and am curious about the Brazilian place upstairs (if you are familiar with the area, you should know what and where I am talking about). Is this a massage place? The sign says Brazilian G4 and I can't quite figure it out. I have been to the place below and heard the squeaking of a mattress, so I figure it is something. Can somebody PM me with more details on this place?

I know I don't post here much as I lurk WAY more than I post but I did have a recent experience to share. I was in the IE for business and thanks to this forum I sought out Yoko from Elite, I went in and paid my 1/2 hour to a very unattractive looking K woman. I asked for Yoko and she said, "she's not here". Here is where I prayed that I would not end up with my escort. I rattled a couple of more names off that I had seen here. She said I should take a shower and knowing protocol I obliged. I had sushi and sake for dinner so I knew this old man could last a little longer than normal. I went in and laid down on the table. In walked "J". It was such a relief to see that it was not the woman who brought me in. She immediately started AR, and long, wet kisses on my back and neck. I ran my hands up under her dress and the game was on. On the flip she licked my ears and nips, put the cover on ala CBJ and then we had a wonderful 69 session. She then offered mish which we did for a few minutes but I wanted to bust in her doggy and with the help of the large mirror I got what I "came" for. She then came back with mouthwash, thank you, and some cold water. My event was 4/6

I would definitely hook it up again when I'm back. Please stay safe and as discreet as possible!

Is there a much cleaner place than the ones in Valley st to get FS? I wasn't satisfied if I have some fun and it's all ghetto.

Thanks

[QUOTE=RubOneOut]I have been to Upland twice and am curious about the Brazilian place upstairs (if you are familiar with the area, you should know what and where I am talking about). Is this a massage place? The sign says Brazilian G4 and I can't quite figure it out. I have been to the place below and heard the squeaking of a mattress, so I figure it is something. Can somebody PM me with more details on this place?[/QUOTE]I been there and the girl I saw was ok looking but she was all rush when it came to service. I will not be going back. You might do better.