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I had the privilege of spending some time with this lovely lady the other day. She is the real deal. She is honest, decent, likes men and all people, and is a pleasure to visit with. Looks pretty cute, too, and is a lot of fun in the session. No dope, no craziness, no drama, no hassle. All fun and nothing unpleasant.
Nothing else to say.
[QUOTE=Mmgeg;2937804]Whatever. Hell Ilapp has not been thru that gate in a long time ha ha Doesn't mean he is not the original gatekeeper though. Ha ha.[/QUOTE]Exclusive footage of Ilapp at the Mmgeg gate: [URL]https://youtu.be/pWS8Mg-JWSg[/URL].
[QUOTE=Mwdude;2938738]Exclusive footage of Ilapp at the Mmgeg gate: [URL]https://youtu.be/pWS8Mg-JWSg[/URL].[/QUOTE]I picture more of this: [URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1jnDuPudz4[/URL].
[QUOTE=Untchbl;2938765]I picture more of this: [URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1jnDuPudz4[/URL].[/QUOTE]Are SO not right lmao.
[QUOTE=Millard;2938717]I had the privilege of spending some time with this lovely lady the other day. She is the real deal. She is honest, decent, likes men and all people, and is a pleasure to visit with. Looks pretty cute, too, and is a lot of fun in the session. No dope, no craziness, no drama, no hassle. All fun and nothing unpleasant.
Nothing else to say.[/QUOTE]An ass. LOL. Thank you for the compliments and please everyone don't jump on him for posting in the wrong forum. Give him a pass since he is from the KY state j / k. A true pleasure meeting.
Oh Lance, DO tell us about the fine time that you had in the great state of Ohio!! I'll buy you a bottle of Prell or Body on Tap for your trouble.
If you're still looking for Time, I've got some I'll give you.
Oh wait. One is a Life, and the other is National Geographic. My bad. Who reads magazines anymore anyway?
[QUOTE=Kyussfan;2938890]Oh Lance, DO tell us about the fine time that you had in the great state of Ohio!! I'll buy you a bottle of Prell or Body on Tap for your trouble.
If you're still looking for Time, I've got some I'll give you.
Oh wait. One is a Life, and the other is National Geographic. My bad. Who reads magazines anymore anyway?[/QUOTE]I could go on and on about it believe it or not. I'll take any shampoo that smells like a mixture of cigarettes and body spray. Little Lance only seems to perk up for that unique combination for some reason (Pavlovian response?). I could bottle it and call it Odeur de Whorestwat. Perhaps a body wash called Whoresbath? For when you want to clean but still be dirty! It's an idea. Needs some development.
I look to avoid Time and if faced with Life, I'm buying Rosetta Stone on my way to Central America. Nat-Geo still have tribal boobs? Perhaps that and that unwashed undershirt I wore in Cincy with what's her name might just get me by while on the run from the T-Rex arm of the law!
Anyone remember a real skinny chick, dark hair with baby damage and summer teeth named Mya? She used to have incall at an apartment in Greenwood near the mall. Well, she was gone for like 5-6 months (probably at Graybar Inn and Suites with other distinguished guests) and now that she's back and relocated to Beech Grove, she won't stop texting me. Don't really want to see her again. Anyone else getting the same problem?
BFDeal.
To how many new members sign up and start posting in the Indianapolis forums right around Memorial Day weekend? I'm seeing a lot of new faces asking a lot of questions. Just thought maybe there's a data nerd in our midst that could do some sort of "Hey, these users signed up, made three posts asking for info on these two providers, and then never spoke again. ".
[QUOTE=FarEastMan;2940336]To how many new members sign up and start posting in the Indianapolis forums right around Memorial Day weekend? I'm seeing a lot of new faces asking a lot of questions. Just thought maybe there's a data nerd in our midst that could do some sort of "Hey, these users signed up, made three posts asking for info on these two providers, and then never spoke again. ".[/QUOTE]The ones asking questions aren't the ones I notice. Most of them will remain clueless for 5 or 6 posts, then they will either figure out how things work or they will disappear.
It's the "This girl is the greatest, I've been seeing her for years, so you can trust me" guys with 1 post that worry me. Especially when the review grossly contradicts earlier reviews.
Here's some basic guidelines:
A frequent, long-time monger who posts reviews, posts reviews, rather than just 1 review.
Seasoned mongers don't make a habit of promoting providers, unless they are exceptional. When they do promote, they are honest about the provider: "if you don't like that body type. ", "she doesn't offer. ", "her in call location is. " They understand, their reputation is on the line, so they disclose the flaws.
Providers, especially those who live on BP, very rarely improve. Entropy always increases. A rare few might kick their drug habit, but most will be back to the needle or the pipe in a few weeks. Except for the cases where a drug habit is involved, overweight and flabby doesn't become slender and toned. A filthy incall in a bad area won't change to an upscale and spotless location.
I assume the "1 post, but trust my review" people are either a cop or a pimp and it's not difficult to figure out which is which. As someone said, I take their reviews with a silo of salt.
[QUOTE=Jjbee62;2940902]The ones asking questions aren't the ones I notice. Most of them will remain clueless for 5 or 6 posts, then they will either figure out how things work or they will disappear.
It's the "This girl is the greatest, I've been seeing her for years, so you can trust me" guys with 1 post that worry me. Especially when the review grossly contradicts earlier reviews.
Here's some basic guidelines:
A frequent, long-time monger who posts reviews, posts reviews, rather than just 1 review.
Seasoned mongers don't make a habit of promoting providers, unless they are exceptional. When they do promote, they are honest about the provider: "if you don't like that body type. ", "she doesn't offer. ", "her in call location is. " They understand, their reputation is on the line, so they disclose the flaws.
Providers, especially those who live on BP, very rarely improve. Entropy always increases. A rare few might kick their drug habit, but most will be back to the needle or the pipe in a few weeks. Except for the cases where a drug habit is involved, overweight and flabby doesn't become slender and toned. A filthy incall in a bad area won't change to an upscale and spotless location.
I assume the "1 post, but trust my review" people are either a cop or a pimp and it's not difficult to figure out which is which. As someone said, I take their reviews with a silo of salt.[/QUOTE]Without making this a clinic for Po Po to write better fake ads / reviews (although I think their ads are getting quite good) look for anything out of the ordinary. Things that make you go hmmmm. I agree I've seen some pretty ridiculous reviews lately. Almost so bad that it's ridiculous. Hopefully most of us have a good feel for what seems ordinary and what is out of the ordinary. Stay in your comfort zone and stay safe.
[QUOTE=LancePkrbttm;2940972]Without making this a clinic for Po Po to write better fake ads / reviews (although I think their ads are getting quite good) look for anything out of the ordinary. Things that make you go hmmmm. I agree I've seen some pretty ridiculous reviews lately. Almost so bad that it's ridiculous. Hopefully most of us have a good feel for what seems ordinary and what is out of the ordinary. Stay in your comfort zone and stay safe.[/QUOTE]One guy, new or not, can't write enough good reviews of someone to make me go see them. There must be enough quantifying data (from this site or combined with others) to make me a believer enough to contact someone.
I mean, it's very unlikely I'll go see someone because a single senior saw them and posted. I have gone to see someone based off a backchannel offer though, because there's some trust established.
Like you said, it's all about the comfort zone.
[QUOTE=LancePkrbttm;2940972]Without making this a clinic for Po Po to write better fake ads / reviews (although I think their ads are getting quite good) look for anything out of the ordinary. Things that make you go hmmmm. I agree I've seen some pretty ridiculous reviews lately. Almost so bad that it's ridiculous. Hopefully most of us have a good feel for what seems ordinary and what is out of the ordinary. Stay in your comfort zone and stay safe.[/QUOTE]Now that the 500 is over with, the SNAP have been removed from the streets and are back on desk duty. Creative writing comes out, when boredom sets in.
[QUOTE=FarEastMan;2940336]To how many new members sign up and start posting in the Indianapolis forums right around Memorial Day weekend? I'm seeing a lot of new faces asking a lot of questions. Just thought maybe there's a data nerd in our midst that could do some sort of "Hey, these users signed up, made three posts asking for info on these two providers, and then never spoke again. ".[/QUOTE]Its better to be thought a fool then open you mouth and remove all dought. That said if I see something that I can add to a discision then I will pipe up.
[QUOTE=FirstHalf;2941097]One guy, new or not, can't write enough good reviews of someone to make me go see them. There must be enough quantifying data (from this site or combined with others) to make me a believer enough to contact someone.
I mean, it's very unlikely I'll go see someone because a single senior saw them and posted. I have gone to see someone based off a backchannel offer though, because there's some trust established.
Like you said, it's all about the comfort zone.[/QUOTE]I have to have seen a pattern over the preceding months. Not something they have been able to pull off so far. Why couldn't they you ask? Because they bust someone and the word gets out, hence no pattern.