The Woodshed

There's only been a small handful of you who have chimed in on a topic I think most newbies (and maybe some seniors) can benefit from.

What is. In your experience. The most sensitive, transparent feeling, top quality condom on the market today?. And Why?

Thank you much to those who offered info on this. It is very much appreciated.

[QUOTE=JaxTantricMan;2585478]Why is it that you Americans' have lost the sense of humor for which you are so famous for?

The Woodshed has turned out to be so predictable it's lost all of its humorous value.

You do realize that very few cities have a Woodshed type section, do you not?

One must wonder what it is about JAX mongers that causes all of this disconcerting behavior?

Endowment? Sexual abilities? Something in the water perhaps?

Yes I have multiple alias's on this Forum but you haven't guessed what they are, never will, and more importantly, why do you even care?

Those who have taken the time to meet me, share a beer, stories and such know why I'm doing my rehabilitation in JAX instead of my native country and where I will head back to, as soon as I get my medical condition signed off and license to operate renewed. Funny thing. I was criticized after one of my very first posts for not being a native speaking American, which I am not, although I am native fluent in four other languages and hold a dual American citizenship. Is that kind of criticism really acceptable under any circumstances?

The real funny thing about all of these personal attacks on members is that on of my best fucks in JAX is the wife of a vocal Forum member who complains about numerous mongers for no reasonable reason whatsoever. You see she found out he was cheating on her with BP girls and answered one of my CL ads, as she was looking for some revenge fucking. She evens knows his Forum alias and likes it when I read her his exploit posts and complaints while she sucks my hard cock and so expertly tongues that delicate rosebud. Perhaps before I return to work overseas I'll post a POV picture of her savoring a cock which is obviously not his. I wonder if he ever wondered why sometimes she was so wet and ready for him on those rare occasions he can even get a semi-enough erection to attempt sex with her, even though his foreplay is short and uninspiring? Do you think he ever wondered if it was because she had multiple loads of other men's cum dripping from her pussy and ass?

Monger on, pussy awaits for those who dare.[/QUOTE]America has become so politically correct that people no longer think for themselves or even express emotion for themselves. I would not worry about it. You have a pretty good setup banging another mongers girl. I would start each session off with reading his transgressions and then proceed from there.

[QUOTE=SkyWalker13;2587066]America has become so politically correct that people no longer think for themselves or even express emotion for themselves. I would not worry about it. You have a pretty good setup banging another mongers girl. I would start each session off with reading his transgressions and then proceed from there.[/QUOTE]If your escapae doesn't rile a few mongers up who maybe have thought their spouse is doing what they have been doing, then nothing will. Our biggest issue in this country is we are being sanitized, homogenized, just blended and whipped into one creamy colored bi-sexual oriented rendition of our former self. You can't say anything right or wrong about anybody unless a few million prople get their panties in a wad for doing the same thing they do themselves. You are cast as a racist, bigot, gay hater or 100 other names and looked down on as a terrible person. People whisper when they are talking to their drinking buddies for fear of being called out and dehumanized. I can understand pure slurs but wiping out and trying to change history for things that occurred 200 years ago is insane. When a transgender receives More national attention than our solders receive who are killed at home or abroad, when one type of group gets so hostile and pillages a town or towns, when similar unfortunate occurrences happens to the other side daily as well and recieves no national wire coverage and we all can go on and on, we have just won the war to the liberals who want to turn a once great nation albeit with issues to address, into a creamy pot of everyone is the same bowl of Sh"t soup. We aren't better for all of this, we have AlL lost our identity and have become pussies.

[QUOTE=Luknaround;2587084]If your escapae doesn't rile a few mongers up who maybe have thought their spouse is doing what they have been doing, then nothing will. Our biggest issue in this country is we are being sanitized, homogenized, just blended and whipped into one creamy colored bi-sexual oriented rendition of our former self. You can't say anything right or wrong about anybody unless a few million prople get their panties in a wad for doing the same thing they do themselves. You are cast as a racist, bigot, gay hater or 100 other names and looked down on as a terrible person. People whisper when they are talking to their drinking buddies for fear of being called out and dehumanized. I can understand pure slurs but wiping out and trying to change history for things that occurred 200 years ago is insane. When a transgender receives More national attention than our solders receive who are killed at home or abroad, when one type of group gets so hostile and pillages a town or towns, when similar unfortunate occurrences happens to the other side daily as well and recieves no national wire coverage and we all can go on and on, we have just won the war to the liberals who want to turn a once great nation albeit with issues to address, into a creamy pot of everyone is the same bowl of Sh"t soup. We aren't better for all of this, we have AlL lost our identity and have become pussies.[/QUOTE]That's all I have to say on that!!

[QUOTE=Luknaround;2587084]If your escapae doesn't rile a few mongers up who maybe have thought their spouse is doing what they have been doing, then nothing will. Our biggest issue in this country is we are being sanitized, homogenized, just blended and whipped into one creamy colored bi-sexual oriented rendition of our former self. You can't say anything right or wrong about anybody unless a few million prople get their panties in a wad for doing the same thing they do themselves. You are cast as a racist, bigot, gay hater or 100 other names and looked down on as a terrible person. People whisper when they are talking to their drinking buddies for fear of being called out and dehumanized. I can understand pure slurs but wiping out and trying to change history for things that occurred 200 years ago is insane. When a transgender receives More national attention than our solders receive who are killed at home or abroad, when one type of group gets so hostile and pillages a town or towns, when similar unfortunate occurrences happens to the other side daily as well and recieves no national wire coverage and we all can go on and on, we have just won the war to the liberals who want to turn a once great nation albeit with issues to address, into a creamy pot of everyone is the same bowl of Sh"t soup. We aren't better for all of this, we have AlL lost our identity and have become pussies.[/QUOTE]I couldn't have said it any better myself. We are definitely a nation of punks and wimps now. Look at the bullying thing now. Kids won't fight back and kill themselves instead of taking the bully behind the school house after school. Lets not start on homosexuality. You could lose your livelihood if someone feels that you said something out the way.

[QUOTE=JaxTantricMan;2585478]Why is it that you Americans' have lost the sense of humor for which you are so famous for?

The Woodshed has turned out to be so predictable it's lost all of its humorous value.

You do realize that very few cities have a Woodshed type section, do you not?

One must wonder what it is about JAX mongers that causes all of this disconcerting behavior?

Endowment? Sexual abilities? Something in the water perhaps?

Yes I have multiple alias's on this Forum but you haven't guessed what they are, never will, and more importantly, why do you even care?

Those who have taken the time to meet me, share a beer, stories and such know why I'm doing my rehabilitation in JAX instead of my native country and where I will head back to, as soon as I get my medical condition signed off and license to operate renewed. Funny thing. I was criticized after one of my very first posts for not being a native speaking American, which I am not, although I am native fluent in four other languages and hold a dual American citizenship. Is that kind of criticism really acceptable under any circumstances?

The real funny thing about all of these personal attacks on members is that on of my best fucks in JAX is the wife of a vocal Forum member who complains about numerous mongers for no reasonable reason whatsoever. You see she found out he was cheating on her with BP girls and answered one of my CL ads, as she was looking for some revenge fucking. She evens knows his Forum alias and likes it when I read her his exploit posts and complaints while she sucks my hard cock and so expertly tongues that delicate rosebud. Perhaps before I return to work overseas I'll post a POV picture of her savoring a cock which is obviously not his. I wonder if he ever wondered why sometimes she was so wet and ready for him on those rare occasions he can even get a semi-enough erection to attempt sex with her, even though his foreplay is short and uninspiring? Do you think he ever wondered if it was because she had multiple loads of other men's cum dripping from her pussy and ass?

Monger on, pussy awaits for those who dare.[/QUOTE]Whew. The smell of ether still lingers in the air. LOL.

And some of us even know what that refers to!! LOL.

All good, just trying for some levity and to stop this nonproductive nonsense and move on.

Recces is it everybody, finish up the Brojobs, brush the dirt off your knees, pull your big boy panties up and get back in the game.

Adult activities wait those who dare.

It's a new day.

I've always wondered, with so much of the world hating Americans and wanted nothing more than for them to be destroyed, why do Americans hate each other so? In all of my world travels and living I have NEVER seen a populace so discourtesy, rude and hateful to its own, except the ones suffering from civil war or genocide. In a land that prides itself on Free Speech, those who practice it sure pay the price with bullying, hateful rhetoric and bodily threats.

[QUOTE=JaxTantricMan;2585478]Why is it that you Americans' have lost the sense of humor for which you are so famous for?

The Woodshed has turned out to be so predictable it's lost all of its humorous value.

You do realize that very few cities have a Woodshed type section, do you not?

One must wonder what it is about JAX mongers that causes all of this disconcerting behavior?

Endowment? Sexual abilities? Something in the water perhaps?

Yes I have multiple alias's on this Forum but you haven't guessed what they are, never will, and more importantly, why do you even care?

Those who have taken the time to meet me, share a beer, stories and such know why I'm doing my rehabilitation in JAX instead of my native country and where I will head back to, as soon as I get my medical condition signed off and license to operate renewed. Funny thing. I was criticized after one of my very first posts for not being a native speaking American, which I am not, although I am native fluent in four other languages and hold a dual American citizenship. Is that kind of criticism really acceptable under any circumstances?

The real funny thing about all of these personal attacks on members is that on of my best fucks in JAX is the wife of a vocal Forum member who complains about numerous mongers for no reasonable reason whatsoever. You see she found out he was cheating on her with BP girls and answered one of my CL ads, as she was looking for some revenge fucking. She evens knows his Forum alias and likes it when I read her his exploit posts and complaints while she sucks my hard cock and so expertly tongues that delicate rosebud. Perhaps before I return to work overseas I'll post a POV picture of her savoring a cock which is obviously not his. I wonder if he ever wondered why sometimes she was so wet and ready for him on those rare occasions he can even get a semi-enough erection to attempt sex with her, even though his foreplay is short and uninspiring? Do you think he ever wondered if it was because she had multiple loads of other men's cum dripping from her pussy and ass?

Monger on, pussy awaits for those who dare.[/QUOTE]Are you offering to share her digits?

I'll leave it for you to decide whether I am serious or displaying a sense of humor.

A lot of emotion for strangers arguing over nothing, though I remain astonished at how even this nonsense can segue into diatribes about "political correctness. " Jesus, can't even escape that bullshit on a diddle board!

[QUOTE=JaxTantricMan;2585478]Why is it that you Americans' have lost the sense of humor for which you are so famous for?

The Woodshed has turned out to be so predictable it's lost all of its humorous value.

You do realize that very few cities have a Woodshed type section, do you not?

One must wonder what it is about JAX mongers that causes all of this disconcerting behavior?

Endowment? Sexual abilities? Something in the water perhaps?

Yes I have multiple alias's on this Forum but you haven't guessed what they are, never will, and more importantly, why do you even care?

Those who have taken the time to meet me, share a beer, stories and such know why I'm doing my rehabilitation in JAX instead of my native country and where I will head back to, as soon as I get my medical condition signed off and license to operate renewed. Funny thing. I was criticized after one of my very first posts for not being a native speaking American, which I am not, although I am native fluent in four other languages and hold a dual American citizenship. Is that kind of criticism really acceptable under any circumstances?

The real funny thing about all of these personal attacks on members is that on of my best fucks in JAX is the wife of a vocal Forum member who complains about numerous mongers for no reasonable reason whatsoever. You see she found out he was cheating on her with BP girls and answered one of my CL ads, as she was looking for some revenge fucking. She evens knows his Forum alias and likes it when I read her his exploit posts and complaints while she sucks my hard cock and so expertly tongues that delicate rosebud. Perhaps before I return to work overseas I'll post a POV picture of her savoring a cock which is obviously not his. I wonder if he ever wondered why sometimes she was so wet and ready for him on those rare occasions he can even get a semi-enough erection to attempt sex with her, even though his foreplay is short and uninspiring? Do you think he ever wondered if it was because she had multiple loads of other men's cum dripping from her pussy and ass?

Monger on, pussy awaits for those who dare.[/QUOTE]That last paragraph is a complete nuclear bomb dropped on someone in this forum. Holy $hit, I wasnt expecting your post to finish that way but oh my goodness. I'm sure someone is out there looking at all the old posts trying to figure out who argues with you to figure out whos wife it is LOL. Ill just grab my popcorn because this is going to get interesting.

[QUOTE=HornyGuy2;2587339]That last paragraph is a complete nuclear bomb dropped on someone in this forum. Holy $hit, I wasnt expecting your post to finish that way but oh my goodness. I'm sure someone is out there looking at all the old posts trying to figure out who argues with you to figure out whos wife it is LOL. Ill just grab my popcorn because this is going to get interesting.[/QUOTE]Why is it that you Americans' have lost the sense of humor for which you are so famous for? The Woodshed has turned out to be so predictable it's lost all of its humorous value.

Just showing how others can so prove a point about the wasted efforts and bandwidth in The Woodshed. On second thought, maybe I'll start one of those websites where you post pix and then charge people to take them down? Would do wonders to add to my retirement plan!!

LIGHTEN up guys, it's ALL a JOKE!!

Can we ALL make a spit shake pack to NOT ever post anything BS in the Woodshed attacking others personally or otherwise?

[QUOTE=JaxTantricMan;2584996]I bow down to the Forum God's for us mortal beings are not worthy of being in your presence and wasting your ever so precious time and attention. We ask for your forgiveness of our transgressions, of which there are many. I acknowledge beyond doubt that your sexual prowess belays storied exploits and sexual fulfillment of a cosmic nature, enjoyed by man, woman and beast alike. I lay prostrate at your feet begging for your Godly wisdom and forgiveness and offer you my posterior virginity, for you have shown your preference for such activities.

In all my humbleness and unworthiness I dare to offend you once again with a mere mortal suggestion.

Ignore button.

[blue]Because we are both omnipresent and omniscient we knew that you would ask for this on this day. That is why many, MANY years ago we added an ignore button.

Click the persons name
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Click Add to Ignore List

Honestly, put some tinfoil in your baseball cap because I really can read your thoughts.

A2[/blue][/QUOTE]Heck A2, with this titanium plate in my skull nobody is suppose to be able to read my thoughts? Heck, I even have a hard time reading them most of the time! LOL.

All fun and games guys so lets ALL lighten up, have fun, get some pussy and monger on.

[QUOTE=HornyGuy2;2587339]That last paragraph is a complete nuclear bomb dropped on someone in this forum. Holy $hit, I wasnt expecting your post to finish that way but oh my goodness. I'm sure someone is out there looking at all the old posts trying to figure out who argues with you to figure out whos wife it is LOL. Ill just grab my popcorn because this is going to get interesting.[/QUOTE]That last paragraph was deep!

[QUOTE=HornyGuy2;2587339]That last paragraph is a complete nuclear bomb dropped on someone in this forum. Holy $hit, I wasnt expecting your post to finish that way but oh my goodness. I'm sure someone is out there looking at all the old posts trying to figure out who argues with you to figure out whos wife it is LOL. Ill just grab my popcorn because this is going to get interesting.[/QUOTE]As much fiction as all the other crap you see coming through. Always, always consider the source right? He's likely in his robe in Moms extra room, wishing he could come out and play. How can you plan and have time to do someones wife when you are lurking on this board 24/7?

I call BS on this one. Easy.

While some of us are blessed with time on our hands, while medically recuperating and otherwise enjoying life, since we have no monetary needs to work mundane jobs, other of course don't have such open schedules. Then again, perhaps being on this board is part of my paid job? Funny thing about boards like this, you never know who is on them or why. There have been more than a couple of mongers who have stated things only someone with LEO connections would know, so are there LEO's on here? You remember the postings about warnings about the heat being turned up, that sort of thing, or maybe they just made it up, while sitting in their PJ's looking at tattered copies of girlie magazines?

This board is full of facts, fiction, thoughts, opinions, worries, stories, bullying, personal attacks, BS and funnies, that is, except for one monger, who I won't name, lest I get bullied about bromance, whose stories I know in my heart are 100 percent TRUE! I am sure many mongers on here have embellished their stories and postings, to some extent or another, as it's human nature. I for one have no such imagination.

If for one instance, any one who read my post about the mongers wife had their stomach tightened up or they got a cringe of guilt and worry, than perhaps it's because you haven't been as cautious and safe as you could have been. Do you clear the history, cookies etc 100 percent of the time, every single time you log off your computer, phone, Ipad, etc? Are you using an IP masker? Is your name, CC and address in the Ashley Madison data base? Not ALL mongers are SMART ALL the time. Is your alias one that someone who knows you well, like a SO, would recognize as being you? Something that relates to your normal life? Have you ever put out information in a post about your travels, work schedule, vehicle type, etc. That a SO would pick up on? Are you 100 percent sure someones SO, perhaps yours, perhaps someone else's, doesn't read this Forum? Do you think a SO might have ever staked out an AMP, Strip Club or well known Providers residence looking for her hubby, BF, or whatever they call it now a days?

Yes, I admit I am more paranoid and cautious than most, as that goes with my profession, which I have been actively practicing for well over 40 years and hope to continue to pursue for many years to come.

Believe it or not, it really doesn't matter to me whether or not you read, believe or otherwise benefit from anything I write.

I'll just enjoy the hilarity of it all and purse MY hobby as I SEE fit.

Perhaps we all should do the same.

[QUOTE=PTMonger;2587721]As much fiction as all the other crap you see coming through. Always, always consider the source right? He's likely in his robe in Moms extra room, wishing he could come out and play. How can you plan and have time to do someones wife when you are lurking on this board 24/7?

I call BS on this one. Easy.[/QUOTE]LMAO.

In his doo-doo stained white briefs with a bad of Doritos and 64 oz Mountain Dew watching porn.