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[QUOTE=FarRockQueens;6265478] Valentines Ave near Fordham .[/QUOTE]Def helping mongers understand what to expect and what to avoid, really helplful
cheers MrGJ

[QUOTE=MrGreenJeans8;6266275]Def helping mongers understand what to expect and what to avoid, really helplful cheers MrGJ[/QUOTE]Salute bro.

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I contacted the number in the add and I was given the address of that same Hotel by Crotona Ave where I had a good experience.

Got there and met a "morena" girl. She barely speaks English so we had to use google translator to communicate. She told me she is visiting from Italia. Today is her first day at that hotel and she does not know how long she will be there.

I was going for a ss but I finally upgraded to the full hour with extra. I'm more into girls who offer GFE and I don't mind paying extra is the service is great. She was a true GFE, we even took a shower together. I couldn't get hard for the second round because I was too tired, so she offered me a massage. We had a good chat and I left. She never rushed me. When I told her I was leaving, she told me I had some time left so I could stay if I wanted.

That was like having an AMP service in the Bronx. Try to Catch her before she moves to a different location. She has a handler which she refers to as "the reception" so be aware that you will not be texting her while contacting the number in the add.

Something weird happened when I was there waiting to receive her room number. A guy walked passed me and asked if I was looking for a girl. He didn't look suspicious so I told him yes. He offered me to see "his girl". I followed him to a room and there was a girl with 2 children. He wanted to take the children out so I can stay with the girl. I declined and said maybe another time.

[QUOTE=Louka;6266423] Hotel by Crotona Ave She was a true GFE, we even took a shower together. .[/QUOTE]

Bx mongers seeing this great review by Louka of Crotona
yes is a place where you can have a private get-away experience with a girl including a shower ffs
totally matches my sense of this place - safe area, airy, open to the outside, simple but clean rooms
and if youre lucky, a dude might offer you his own girl on ya way out

cheers MrGJ

Sup fellow mongers happy holidays to all. Late report on pleasures went last week on my BD. They had this Venezuela chick Gabriela got the ss 60 $ she was a slim sexy girl had little freckles in her face just a bit everything else was nice for a slim girl I asked her for extra she gave me a bbj for 40 $ it's my bd LOL. Sucked it good she even deel throat it was awesome then she rode me reverse and front nice view with those mirrors then doggy then mish to finish. Pussy was nice and tight her ass is nothing big but ok size for a girl with a body like her. I was making her moan very loudly if it was an act she got a Oscar award she was moaning and twitching LOL I pounded the hell out of her in mish both legs open wide I love punishing these chicks like that that mirror makes it more exciting and hot. Over all she was nice two in a row that I have a good time with. Anyone noticed there's a spot in Brooklyn called passion they post girls that be in the Bronx and vice versa haven't been to that one yet it's in Brooklyn just brought that up to see if anyone has been there. So there we go my mongers with my report. Till next time. Like I said I used to hit queens a lot before the pandemic but since everything is expensive now I just do things here In the Bronx. Haven't been to oficina or paradise in a while might check it out next time depending on that they have. Happy holidays everyone. Be safe.

Is this a legit place? I don't see a review for any of them in listcrawler. I'm interested in the curvy black lady who only has a panty on in her pic.

Anyone hit that?

Below are the links:

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[QUOTE=Chicken278;6268883]Is this a legit place? I don't see a review for any of them in listcrawler. I'm interested in the curvy black lady who only has a panty on in her pic.

Anyone hit that?

Below are the links:

[URL]https://aypapi.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/bronx/105484821[/URL]

[URL]https://aypapi.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/bronx/105459456[/URL]

[URL]https://aypapi.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/bronx/105479489[/URL]

[URL]https://aypapi.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/bronx/105472273[/URL]

[URL]https://aypapi.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/bronx/105489050[/URL][/QUOTE]-No face or smiley face with curves. Are real most of the time. (I have been here as well as others).

- smokin hot girl and you can see her face. Good chance it's not real or she's going to be expensive.

- streetwalker, transformers, bbw will also show their face and are probably real.

I love how I'm surfing through ads and I see so many chicks doing outcalls now. I'm guessing these heauxs weren't able to pay their rent and now they can't host out of their own spot anymore? It's funny to see how delusional some of them are. Not only are they charging higher prices for their outcalls vs incalls but they also expect you to pay for their uber / lyft. They also won't do SS and expect you to pay for a HH or more lmao beyond delusional.

[QUOTE=TrapLord;6269180]I love how I'm surfing through ads and I see so many chicks doing outcalls now. I'm guessing these heauxs weren't able to pay their rent and now they can't host out of their own spot anymore? It's funny to see how delusional some of them are. Not only are they charging higher prices for their outcalls vs incalls but they also expect you to pay for their uber / lyft. They also won't do SS and expect you to pay for a HH or more lmao beyond delusional.[/QUOTE]Yea, bro it's ridiculous & insane out here plus all of them, no bare, no kissing, no touching, so why the fuxc! K you doing this then? Smh all thegirls are so unattractive and jacked up looking. I kinda took a break from hobbying since like a few days ago at that Cdp which I hate going to in the Bx and other boroughs. Also these girls want a cardate which is a dub for me cause picking them up idk If their pimp will be following me in the car as I'm driving with her, and I got to take my chances having it on me because these girls are just as crazy as their pimps. This hobby is completely done now, it's hopeless & these WGs are out of their minds.

[QUOTE=EE1234;6269015] smokin hot girl and you can see her face. Good chance it's not real or she's going to be expensive.[/QUOTE]

big plate of catfish

cheers MrGJ

[QUOTE=TrapLord;6269180] They also won't do SS and expect you to pay for a HH or more lmao beyond delusional.[/QUOTE]

Bx mongers need to shop around, screen, pick n choose,
establish a set of a few regulars
or gather a whole harem like our esteemed colleague AbuSaho
to rely on when it gets delusional

bc too many simp-mongers out there inflating the market
ready to cashapp and uber these - as TrapLord says - heaux

cheers MrGJ

"Goat throat goddess 💋128096;is here 💦cum see me daddy💦 I know you like to cum💦128139;sessions or recommend that way I can take my time 🕐and you want be rushed and you get best experience✅ 🔜 massage therapist by trade💲full service💋128139;128139;128139;128139;128139;128139;128139;128139;128139;128139;128139;128139;128139; ✨ incalls at a provite location no gfe no bare no bodily fluids no bbj no greek no diary no rim no cim no multiple per session no goingdownonme. Thats nastyyou don't even know me o eat me. No pimps. Pics are 💯% real. I'm indendent. This is for the discreet only. 420 friendly. Always looking for good regulars who are worthy of my time. Pic and video packeges do not hit me up if you are not serious. Text me! If you call I won't see you.

518xxxx516.

Nym: Miss Pink.

Age: 29 Location: West Fordham Incall Only!"

I honestly don't get these girls what's the point of being in the game if you don't want to be touched?

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[QUOTE=FarRockQueens;6269211]Yea, bro it's ridiculous & insane out here plus all of them, no bare, no kissing, no touching, so why the fuxc! K you doing this then? Smh all thegirls are so unattractive and jacked up looking. I kinda took a break from hobbying since like a few days ago at that Cdp which I hate going to in the Bx and other boroughs. Also these girls want a cardate which is a dub for me cause picking them up idk If their pimp will be following me in the car as I'm driving with her, and I got to take my chances having it on me because these girls are just as crazy as their pimps. This hobby is completely done now, it's hopeless & these WGs are out of their minds.[/QUOTE]Well I wouldn't say it's completely hopeless. There are still some decent ones out there especially if you got regulars. I just be tired of the same ol chick. But like you said most of these chicks are busted or trying to charge like they got a golden pussy. And even some of the busted ass ones are on a high horse trying to charge crazy like none of you heauxs are famous. None of you are pornstars to be trying to get off these ridiculous ass rates. Idk about anybody else but I very rarely ever do outcalls because I don't want none of these joints knowing where I live but even if I wanted to do an outcall, no way I'm paying an upcharged rate AND your uber, GOING AND COMING? Like the fuck do they think this shit is bruh?

Your SS is $60, HH $100 but because it's an outcall you ONLY doing HH but you're also charging $130 for outcall HH. Then on top of that I'm expected to pay your ride TO ME and BACK HOME? Yeah nah. I was trying to slide in something on Christmas Eve because I had gotten a little bonus from work but I ended up just smoking a blunt and falling asleep watching a movie. You really do have to pretty much just stick to your guns unless you willing to take a risk on some catfish or something. Really ridiculous what the hobby has turned into the last couple years.

EDIT: forgot to add that all of this and they end up giving you MEDIOCRE ASS SERVICE after wasting your bread. or hitting you with 9,000s different "i dont do this, i dont do that, i dont this, this is extra" like why tf are you even in the business anyway? just go strip or hit up chaturbate or some shit. anytime i see "no" more than twice, it's an automatic dub, onto the next ad. the only thing i expect chicks to say no to are "no kissing, no bare" and possibly "no anal" if she has any more no's than that it's an automatic skip for me. they really think i'm about to pay $100+ for condom head????? mann please lol

[QUOTE=TrapLord;6269857]Well I wouldn't say it's completely hopeless. There are still some decent ones out there especially if you got regulars. I just be tired of the same ol chick. But like you said most of these chicks are busted or trying to charge like they got a golden pussy. And even some of the busted ass ones are on a high horse trying to charge crazy like none of you heauxs are famous. None of you are pornstars to be trying to get off these ridiculous ass rates. Idk about anybody else but I very rarely ever do outcalls because I don't want none of these joints knowing where I live but even if I wanted to do an outcall, no way I'm paying an upcharged rate AND your uber, GOING AND COMING? Like the fuck do they think this shit is bruh?

Your SS is $60, HH $100 but because it's an outcall you ONLY doing HH but you're also charging $130 for outcall HH. Then on top of that I'm expected to pay your ride TO ME and BACK HOME? Yeah nah. I was trying to slide in something on Christmas Eve because I had gotten a little bonus from work but I ended up just smoking a blunt and falling asleep watching a movie. You really do have to pretty much just stick to your guns unless you willing to take a risk on some catfish or something. Really ridiculous what the hobby has turned into the last couple years.l[/QUOTE]Facts respectfully bro LOL & man, everything you said was on point and yeah, no outcalls with me & even if I did & if I lived in a building gated imma have these girls going through the metal detector with "5" 6'10 brolic security guards. Also having the guards checking every car coming in and out that shit if I had the big homie fifth money "50 cent " the rapper he moves militant, but yeah I do not trust these girls at all. And when I do pull up to their incall I don't be too nice, but I go off energy if the energy off. I'm walking out the apartment like a g ready for whatever being 6 foot brolic guy. I am these girls and certain ones know not to try me because I'll up it on them. But yeah bro like you said, there's some hit or miss good ones in there. They post for a day and dip off LOL. Also of them WGs are very " Germophobic" now smh, weird females I tell ya.

I've always said. No Id check. No pay stub. No proof of employment. No social media or business card or work contact. Girls in the Bronx don't ask for that so you good.

99.99 of people in the Bronx don't work.

Don't bring 'them to your crib and don't let them cum into your personal life.

Don't do deposits. Ever. Use a fake name and fake number.

You are paying these girls you act like you doing them a favor.

Could never be me.