Massage Parlor Reports

Had a few aches and pains so I thought I'd try out a new place along the OC\LA county line. Their BP advertisement says:

"Acupuncture or Therapeutic Acupressure by Asian Technicians / Free Sauna. Whittier Area"

Walked in and an elderly MMS greats me, says,"How long you want","1 hour" I say. She then leads me down a darkened hallway, where I hear loud muffled female moaning behind one of the closed doors. Thought some one was giving birth. Was given the usual disrobing instructions and laid on the table. In walks Alys, late 20's Chinese girl with a wonderful Korean attitude. Immediately began kissing my forehead and neck, asking what kind of massage I want. She gave a very half assed attempt, with a lot of grazing. Moments later she grabs the boys and instinctively I grab her short-shorts and remove them in all hast. She never asked me what I wanted, she just commanded,"WE FUCK NOW" and never asked for money up front. Me Like!

She slipped on the dinner jacket with a large sucking sound, (my apologies to Ross Perot) south of the border, with some rimming, which I had to deny the pleasure of. I certainly don't want to bring anything home to Mother. If any of you fellow mongers are into that technique, this is your place!

I then requested she lay face up on the table, where I did a wonderful imitation of a parental bird, feeding a chirping chick with my beak inflating the cavity of her gullet, simultaneously stimulating her vertical smile with my right index finger. At this time I removed the packer from the oratory canal and faster then you can say "plug your ears" the disable level increased three fold. This was the girl giving birth just moments ago in the other room, and I get to see the miracle happen all over again.

I adroitly aimed my Pink tractor beam into her fully grinning incision. Upon insertion the sound in my left ear went completely white. I now have to make an appointment with an ENT specialist. I have a week to come up with some sort of plausible explanation.

Till next time.

Baggens

King Stud! Glad to hear you're still keeping it up.

[QUOTE=B Malibu;1296153]To all my fellow and faithful brethren, just thought I'd let you all know that I'm still alive and well. It's good to see the boards are still going strong. Peace out my bruthas![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Sprtntartan;1295837]She smiles really big to see that I am clean shaven.[/QUOTE]LOL. The girls remember me more for this rather then my face.

LS

I went there last week, they have new staff saw this new vet girl jenny I think can remember her name but she spoke good English and I got a HE form her that it was great.

Check out.

[QUOTE=B Malibu;1296153]To all my fellow and faithful brethren, just thought I'd let you all know that I'm still alive and well. It's good to see the boards are still going strong. Peace out my bruthas![/QUOTE]What's up B? Long time buddy. I thought you fell off the monger wagon for good LOL. Good to see you're still in and out of the forum from time to time.

[QUOTE=Oc Amper;1296339]Cash Value we all know your LE. Lying in wait for years to collect every bit of worthless "evidence" from this board to bust all the AMPs in one fell swoop.[/QUOTE]Yeap you finally caught me. Did you know the latina place behind red lobster has FS? Good too. Can't bust them cause I was off duty and it was more like a date. How about newprt spa, finally had time to visit and got a girl I knew from before. She missed me and got my number this time. She did a good job making up for lost time. Got her pants down and she did this slip and slide on my face. Had a finger in her butt and she just kinda went crazy. Told me to come in the morning when she's alone and we can have more time and privacy together. She gave me back 40 of my tip too. I'm in SD right now or I would make another trip tonight. Also went to the foot place across the street from the saigon mall. Got a HJ no problem from a nice looking lady. Damn cheap 28 for an hour. Tipped her 40 and she hugged me then gave me a GF kiss. If this place had more privacy I think she would have done everything. You know that heavy breathing gets to me plus she was talking my hands and putting them where she wanted them. Poor sex starved lady. Felt bad I couldn't give her some dick.

[QUOTE=Cash Value;1296988]Yeap you finally caught me. Did you know the latina place behind red lobster has FS? Good too. Can't bust them cause I was off duty and it was more like a date.[/QUOTE]Yeah I drove by there yesterday to have a look see but it was already closed. Going to try again later. Saw their ad on BP and it looked promising. The girls in the ad looked pretty damn hot, and didn't seem to be canned Internet porn pics. Definitely want to get some time with the dark haired brunette if she's there.

Will report back.

ST

[QUOTE=Dildo Baggens;1296583]"Acupuncture or Therapeutic Acupressure by Asian Technicians / Free Sauna. Whittier Area"[/QUOTE]Went there on 10/13. I got a good massage and HE from Mai. Mai is probably about 5' and in her later 20s. My first impression was, how cute she was and that she has a nice ass. Met "Tiffany" on the way out. She is probably 5'5" and seem really outgoing as she sexily walked up to me and gave me a hug. The one issue I have with the place is that they don't seem to keep up on of providing fresh linen and towels after each customer.

I can't believe I came back here a few weeks back. Was drunk and horny, my little man was doing the thinking not me. I saw the same girl Kelly. She's really cute (maggie q face haha) but very uptight. These damn hos try to squeeze as much money as they can out of you. I ended up paying 160 including 40 hhr. They try to upsell you for shitty service. My buddy also had a bad experience with another girl, not even 5 minutes into it condom slipped off and girl leaves the room saying its over. THis place is horrible. FS with the worst service and they charge you between 140-200 not including the standard fare for hhr. I would avoid BEBE spa at all costs.

[QUOTE=Xvzn Xvzn; 1294595]Went about 2 weeks ago, saw V-girl, Kelly, probably worst provider in 8 yrs been doing this. Clean freak, had me use alcohol sterilizer to clean my

Privates first, kept wiping herself wherever I touched, stiff armed me if I got too close to her face, just was not a nice person, period. Paid 40 for half hr,

Gave her what she asked. 140 for FS, but I stopped everything, told her she's not nice, got dressed, she brought in another provider and I told her Kelly's

Mean and that I'm never coming back. Also, told them both that I was going to write online my bad experience, told second girl I gave Kelly 180 for

Nothing and meaness. Incredible. If any of you go there, tell them a monger wrote about Kelly. She really should not be doing this, you could tell she

Hated what she was doing. I should've known and left when I was getting the 40 entrance fee from my pocket, Kelly was putting her hand in my pocket to get more money in my pocket! No lie! I was so upset with the experience, it took me awhile to write this.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Sprtntartan; 1297243]Yeah I drove by there yesterday to have a look see but it was already closed. Going to try again later. Saw their ad on BP and it looked promising. The girls in the ad looked pretty damn hot, and didn't seem to be canned Internet porn pics. Definitely want to get some time with the dark haired brunette if she's there.

Will report back.

ST[/QUOTE]Well I checked it out. And it was just as expected.

Had some time to myself so I cleaned the pipes for max mileage and made a trip. Walked into the typical lobby. Sliding glass window, frosted so you can't see in. Door has a helluva nasty chime on it. Window cracks open and I get greeted by a sweet faced Latina with HUGE (or as the Donald would say. Yooooge) tits. She clearly was not the girl as she wasnt dressed for action. She asks if I want 30 mins. I say sure, hand her my. 5 and she shows me in. I follow her down a hallway to my door. On the way there I get to see what's on the menu in a room with an open door there were two banging bodied girls puting on makeup. I am pleased because either of them would do nicely.

I enter my room and it's only lit with a single lamp with a dim red bulb. This is great lighting because it hides many imperfections and makes the experience more enjoyable. I strip down and lay uncovered on my stomach. A min later the door opens and in walks L. I turn my head to say Hello. She greets me with a Hi Papi. She's wearing nice heels with a skin tight dress on. We do the name xchange / been here before routine. I always say yes. She asks if lotion is ok in her sexy accent and I say fine. She does a soft head to butt lotion rubdown for about 3 mins (this is also why I always start facedown because the FS joints will just jump into the deed and I want more for my money). Tells me to flip and as she flops a towel over my junk and smiles and says "how's he doing today?" smiling coyly at me as she grabs and shakes him thru the towel. I say that he needs some special care today. She chuckles and says "Ok Papi, you give me tip first" we don't talk price, but I had it all ready and I handed her my $.

She drops her dress and damn did she have a nice body. Perfect bolt on Ds with a tiny waste. She hunches over me and strokes my rod a few times breathing in thru her clenched teeth saying a few "Mmmmms" and "Oh nice and big". She slides on the coat and does a nice CBJ pulling it out from time to time to slap it on her tonge. She stands up after a couple of minutes and gets some lube. I hate that shit because it usually turns a snatch into a slippery mess. Like sticking your dick in a coffee can. But luckily she was still pretty tight. She climbs on for some CG, then mish, the DGY. She's doing a lot of nail work on the boys which is great, I can't seem to get there. She says "no problem I'll fix, lay down Papi." I comply, and she takes the coat off. She gets a grip of lotion and slathers my junk. She's slowly pumping my rod and kneading my balls. She works her way down to the brown eye and starts working her finger all over it. I finally bust so hard I've got a stripe up to my chest. She chuckles and says "wow". She wipes me down with a warm towel and I dress and leave. Pretty good time.

Overall:

Face: 7.

Rack: 9.

Ass: 7.

Service: 8.

Damage: $.5.

Worth the trip if you like FS LMP.

ST

[QUOTE=Sprtntartan; 1297747]Well I checked it out. And it was just as expected.

Had some time to myself so I cleaned the pipes for max mileage and made a trip. Walked into the typical lobby. Sliding glass window, frosted so you can't see in. Door has a helluva nasty chime on it. Window cracks open and I get greeted by a sweet faced Latina with HUGE (or as the Donald would say. Yooooge) tits. She clearly was not the girl as she wasnt dressed for action. She asks if I want 30 mins. I say sure, hand her my. 5 and she shows me in. I follow her down a hallway to my door. On the way there I get to see what's on the menu in a room with an open door there were two banging bodied girls puting on makeup. I am pleased because either of them would do nicely.

I enter my room and it's only lit with a single lamp with a dim red bulb. This is great lighting because it hides many imperfections and makes the experience more enjoyable. I strip down and lay uncovered on my stomach. A min later the door opens and in walks L. I turn my head to say Hello. She greets me with a Hi Papi. She's wearing nice heels with a skin tight dress on. We do the name xchange / been here before routine. I always say yes. She asks if lotion is ok in her sexy accent and I say fine. She does a soft head to butt lotion rubdown for about 3 mins (this is also why I always start facedown because the FS joints will just jump into the deed and I want more for my money). Tells me to flip and as she flops a towel over my junk and smiles and says "how's he doing today?" smiling coyly at me as she grabs and shakes him thru the towel. I say that he needs some special care today. She chuckles and says "Ok Papi, you give me tip first" we don't talk price, but I had it all ready and I handed her my $.

She drops her dress and damn did she have a nice body. Perfect bolt on Ds with a tiny waste. She hunches over me and strokes my rod a few times breathing in thru her clenched teeth saying a few "Mmmmms" and "Oh nice and big". She slides on the coat and does a nice CBJ pulling it out from time to time to slap it on her tonge. She stands up after a couple of minutes and gets some lube. I hate that shit because it usually turns a snatch into a slippery mess. Like sticking your dick in a coffee can. But luckily she was still pretty tight. She climbs on for some CG, then mish, the DGY. She's doing a lot of nail work on the boys which is great, I can't seem to get there. She says "no problem I'll fix, lay down Papi." I comply, and she takes the coat off. She gets a grip of lotion and slathers my junk. She's slowly pumping my rod and kneading my balls. She works her way down to the brown eye and starts working her finger all over it. I finally bust so hard I've got a stripe up to my chest. She chuckles and says "wow". She wipes me down with a warm towel and I dress and leave. Pretty good time.

Overall:

Face: 7.

Rack: 9.

Ass: 7.

Service: 8.

Damage: $.5.

Worth the trip if you like FS LMP.

ST[/QUOTE]Excellent report! Thanks for the intel. I'm trying to focus on finding the LMPs with the good talent these days as my local mongering is now rare and usually only when I can't make it to the Shangri La of Tijuana.

Keep up the good work!

[QUOTE=Cash Value;1296261]Ah yes, the I smell bacon thingy. I was called LE first time posting too. Did ya know cops call reg members bacon to cover for themselves? Just Say'and.[/QUOTE]Cash you know the routine, you earn your info or pick it up on the board. Our piggy friend (I am sorry if you are not because you sure act like it.) , is either stoned or stupid after the first report to act like a pro and ask for info. Either PM that to a SM or build up the reports, give good nuggets of info, then get good reports. Every thinks it is quantity, it is quality, less reports that are good, is better than more that are bad or babbling. I give him credit though for being bold and doing it. Definitely has a brass pair.

Any help would be appreciated!

[QUOTE=Sprtntartan; 1297747]Well I checked it out. And it was just as expected.

Had some time to myself so I cleaned the pipes for max mileage and made a trip. Walked into the typical lobby. Sliding glass window, frosted so you can't see in. Door has a helluva nasty chime on it. Window cracks open and I get greeted by a sweet faced Latina with HUGE (or as the Donald would say. Yooooge) tits. She clearly was not the girl as she wasnt dressed for action. She asks if I want 30 mins. I say sure, hand her my. 5 and she shows me in. I follow her down a hallway to my door. On the way there I get to see what's on the menu in a room with an open door there were two banging bodied girls puting on makeup. I am pleased because either of them would do nicely.

I enter my room and it's only lit with a single lamp with a dim red bulb. This is great lighting because it hides many imperfections and makes the experience more enjoyable. I strip down and lay uncovered on my stomach. A min later the door opens and in walks L. I turn my head to say Hello. She greets me with a Hi Papi. She's wearing nice heels with a skin tight dress on. We do the name xchange / been here before routine. I always say yes. She asks if lotion is ok in her sexy accent and I say fine. She does a soft head to butt lotion rubdown for about 3 mins (this is also why I always start facedown because the FS joints will just jump into the deed and I want more for my money). Tells me to flip and as she flops a towel over my junk and smiles and says "how's he doing today?" smiling coyly at me as she grabs and shakes him thru the towel. I say that he needs some special care today. She chuckles and says "Ok Papi, you give me tip first" we don't talk price, but I had it all ready and I handed her my $.

She drops her dress and damn did she have a nice body. Perfect bolt on Ds with a tiny waste. She hunches over me and strokes my rod a few times breathing in thru her clenched teeth saying a few "Mmmmms" and "Oh nice and big". She slides on the coat and does a nice CBJ pulling it out from time to time to slap it on her tonge. She stands up after a couple of minutes and gets some lube. I hate that shit because it usually turns a snatch into a slippery mess. Like sticking your dick in a coffee can. But luckily she was still pretty tight. She climbs on for some CG, then mish, the DGY. She's doing a lot of nail work on the boys which is great, I can't seem to get there. She says "no problem I'll fix, lay down Papi." I comply, and she takes the coat off. She gets a grip of lotion and slathers my junk. She's slowly pumping my rod and kneading my balls. She works her way down to the brown eye and starts working her finger all over it. I finally bust so hard I've got a stripe up to my chest. She chuckles and says "wow". She wipes me down with a warm towel and I dress and leave. Pretty good time.

Overall:

Face: 7.

Rack: 9.

Ass: 7.

Service: 8.

Damage: $.5.

Worth the trip if you like FS LMP.

ST[/QUOTE]Nice report. Keep 'them coming.

This place sounds very similar to Holiday on Brookhurst. I saw a cute Latina there a few weeks back named J____. Dyed blond hair, a little chunky. Straight to business but took a nice pounding. No shower though. Is there a shower at Seafood?

[QUOTE=Statman;1298232]Cash you know the routine, you earn your info or pick it up on the board. Our piggy friend (I am sorry if you are not because you sure act like it.) , is either stoned or stupid after the first report to act like a pro and ask for info. Either PM that to a SM or build up the reports, give good nuggets of info, then get good reports. Every thinks it is quantity, it is quality, less reports that are good, is better than more that are bad or babbling. I give him credit though for being bold and doing it. Definitely has a brass pair.[/QUOTE]Yeah you know I was just goofing. After years of seeing the SOS it gets funny. I should give him my foot massage place that I get extras at. Its cheap and it will take him a few visits and some kissing ass and tips to get some extras. Good practice for the newbs. Cheap too so they don't blow 40 or 60 for nothing. This was its 28 bucks and they get the hang of it. Yeah I would write a guide for newbs but what for? Hahhaha