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Called and got address and told to come over now. Residential as it gets. Parking is an issue, but not too bad. Was told Kelly was available l, but only for the hhr. Told it was her first day and for visitor. Told 22 or 23, but looks like later 20's or into thirties, particularly when the light hits right. Great Bs to Cs. Thin, but not too thin. Shower in regular shower with her. Both in bday suits. Then back to room. Right to it. Expected services. Same donation. Language isn't too good. Attractive. I would repeat. PM me for details if you want.

Adobe is 110% correct, she is a waste of time and money and you'll be better off going on Youporn and finishing yourself off.

[QUOTE=Adobe;2856742]Hmmm. Where to start? First, her "manager" hangs around downstairs, and he will be watching you and taking down your license plate number as you pull into the parking lot of her building.

Second, you will not be using her bed for any activities. You'll be on an easy chair with a footrest, old upholstery, dirty and dingy. The chair is pictured in her ad, by the way. Does it look comfy to you?

Third, Samantha is larger than her ads suggest. She's been using those photos for at least five years. And she's older, too. Over-tanned, so if you like your ladies orange and wrinkly, she'll fit the bill.

Fourth, Samantha's idea of a half-hour visit is 10 or 15 minutes. If you ask her to slow down so you can enjoy it, there's a good chance she'll kick you out right then and there. And there's a manager downstairs, remember? . . .

Fifth, on a good day, she'll offer up an amateurish handjob. Rough, no lotion or oil, not a rub-and-tug so much as a yank-and-rope-pull. If you ask her to slow down. . . Out you go.

Sixth, if she asked for 40 "roses" for that awful experience, it would still be far too overpriced.

Seventh, you may or may not see those big tits you're interested in. You may or may not get to touch them. If she's in a great mood, she'll remove her blouse and you can see them trapped in her bra.

Eighth, she's not friendly, not cute, and way beyond her MILF years. In her forties when she began posting ads, I'd guess is she's pushing 50 by now. I suppose by now she's a young GURHF (granny you'd really hate to fuck).

Ninth, notice that she advertises "sensual, therapeutic massage" only? Her ad should be in the Bodyrubs section, right? And even the sensual massage is more like. . . Well, look back at my 5th point above.

Overall, she's not a pleasant person at all, and the presence of her "manager" is not a plus, either. If she at least made an effort instead of trying to transform a half-hour visit into 10 minutes, maybe it'd be worth it.

If you're still thinking about seeing her, trust me. You're better off with a box of tissues, some lotion, and a computer screen. Much better off.[/QUOTE]

I am dying to know if anyone has met these two? The blonde is my passed wife's sister. Absolutely not kidding. Would love to hear the details.

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[QUOTE=Adobe;2856742]Hmmm. Where to start? First, her "manager" hangs around downstairs, and he will be watching you and taking down your license plate number as you pull into the parking lot of her building.

Second, you will not be using her bed for any activities. You'll be on an easy chair with a footrest, old upholstery, dirty and dingy. The chair is pictured in her ad, by the way. Does it look comfy to you?

Third, Samantha is larger than her ads suggest. She's been using those photos for at least five years. And she's older, too. Over-tanned, so if you like your ladies orange and wrinkly, she'll fit the bill.

Fourth, Samantha's idea of a half-hour visit is 10 or 15 minutes. If you ask her to slow down so you can enjoy it, there's a good chance she'll kick you out right then and there. And there's a manager downstairs, remember? . . .

Fifth, on a good day, she'll offer up an amateurish handjob. Rough, no lotion or oil, not a rub-and-tug so much as a yank-and-rope-pull. If you ask her to slow down. . . Out you go.

Sixth, if she asked for 40 "roses" for that awful experience, it would still be far too overpriced.

Seventh, you may or may not see those big tits you're interested in. You may or may not get to touch them. If she's in a great mood, she'll remove her blouse and you can see them trapped in her bra.

Eighth, she's not friendly, not cute, and way beyond her MILF years. In her forties when she began posting ads, I'd guess is she's pushing 50 by now. I suppose by now she's a young GURHF (granny you'd really hate to fuck).

Ninth, notice that she advertises "sensual, therapeutic massage" only? Her ad should be in the Bodyrubs section, right? And even the sensual massage is more like. . . Well, look back at my 5th point above.

Overall, she's not a pleasant person at all, and the presence of her "manager" is not a plus, either. If she at least made an effort instead of trying to transform a half-hour visit into 10 minutes, maybe it'd be worth it.

If you're still thinking about seeing her, trust me. You're better off with a box of tissues, some lotion, and a computer screen. Much better off.[/QUOTE]Sadly, I can ditto this whole post based on personal experience. When I saw her, she was hosting in a total flop house. It was really awful.

Hey, NAD, please review the rules and regulations of this Board. Rule #201 (A) 3-P, section IV, states very clearly that stalking one's late wife's sister is not permitted.

Now, if you wish to see her yourself, and report back with a review, that is permitted under Rule #301 (D) 7-X, section VIII.

Nad, you have some reading to do!

[QUOTE=NadScridlo;2857813]I am dying to know if anyone has met these two? The blonde is my passed wife's sister. Absolutely not kidding. Would love to hear the details.

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She responds to texts and seems friendly enough. Lots on the table with the right guy. Her words. Bbj kiss ect. It may be YMMV. She quoted me $. 5 hh $$. 0 hour. She also moved around from place to place. Want to pull trigger but wanted to see if any of you gentlman had an experience.

[QUOTE=NadScridlo;2857813]I am dying to know if anyone has met these two? The blonde is my passed wife's sister. Absolutely not kidding. Would love to hear the details.

[URL]http://boston.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/boston-beauties-ready-to-rock-your-world-120-incall-special/33860438[/URL][/QUOTE]Are you f-ing with us again Toujula?

[QUOTE=Longjblues;2858099]Hey, NAD, please review the rules and regulations of this Board. Rule #201 (A) 3-P, section IV, states very clearly that stalking one's late wife's sister is not permitted.

Now, if you wish to see her yourself, and report back with a review, that is permitted under Rule #301 (D) 7-X, section VIII.

Nad, you have some reading to do![/QUOTE]My lawyer will be in touch shortly.

[QUOTE=Nrlmus;2858191]Are you f-ing with us again Toujula?[/QUOTE]Haven't seen her in 8 years or so. Total garbage.

Anybody had any experience with this girl?

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Looks suspiciously similar to Katy and the ad sounds like something that Katy would write. Can anyone confirm if it's her indeed? If not, anyone seen her? Would really appreciate the info. PM if you'd rather.

[QUOTE=Nrlmus;2858552]Anybody had any experience with this girl?

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Looks suspiciously similar to Katy and the ad sounds like something that Katy would write. Can anyone confirm if it's her indeed? If not, anyone seen her? Would really appreciate the info. PM if you'd rather.[/QUOTE]There is no way that is Russian Katy. Lack of tattoos and she doesn't have a mole on her tit.

Called and was told not busy. New rotation of staff. Drew Kelly. Mid 30's 7/10 face 7/10 body. Standard shower with HJ. Went back to the room and was offered a massage which I declined and went straight for it. CBJ CG K9 Mish and finished on the kitty. Warm towel, showered and packed up. Dmg $. 4 for the HH.

Tried to meet up with this backpage lady [URL]http://boston.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/lk-fun-sizeall-americangirl-next-dro-o-upscalereviewed/32521351[/URL].

Contact through text, basic information exchanged, date set and I headed off to meet her in Peabody. Once I got there complete radio silence. No answer to text or calls. Wish I could report something other than this but she was obviously overbooked. Quoted $$. 20 for the hour. If anyone met please let me know how it went.

Complete waste of time IMO.

Decent review on oThER place. Based on that, she is not GFE, but fun and attractive.

[QUOTE=Trailman44;2859938]Tried to meet up with this backpage lady [URL]http://boston.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/lk-fun-sizeall-americangirl-next-dro-o-upscalereviewed/32521351[/URL].

Contact through text, basic information exchanged, date set and I headed off to meet her in Peabody. Once I got there complete radio silence. No answer to text or calls. Wish I could report something other than this but she was obviously overbooked. Quoted $$. 20 for the hour. If anyone met please let me know how it went.

Complete waste of time IMO.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Trailman44;2859938]Tried to meet up with this backpage lady [URL]http://boston.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/lk-fun-sizeall-americangirl-next-dro-o-upscalereviewed/32521351[/URL].

Contact through text, basic information exchanged, date set and I headed off to meet her in Peabody. Once I got there complete radio silence. No answer to text or calls. Wish I could report something other than this but she was obviously overbooked. Quoted $$. 20 for the hour. If anyone met please let me know how it went.

Complete waste of time IMO.[/QUOTE]Although I have no direct knowledge. She probably did some Heroin and nodded off. 80% of these chicks are drug users. That's why they do what they do.