Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Asian Lover; 1294730]I hate to say it you probably got Holly / Paulina / Kelly. She has been around for years, worked at Brookhurst and Chapman, worked at Minh Ha and now here. I won't go there either eventhough I have a good friend that works there.

Asian Lover[/QUOTE]Holly has not been there all year, put out to pasture. Paulina I believe (unless they got a new one or she came back) was gone two years ago for I think providing extra extra specials. Not sure about Kelly-Line up includes Lola, Lilly, Sophie, Jenny and one or two others. Good massage and HE. Nice ladies

Well let me start out by sending a warm thanks to all the fellow pros and jv mongers out there who have been providing such helpful intel on all of my fav providers out there. I have been lurker status for about 2 years now and felt it was time to make my presence known. Let me also pay homage to Cash who has been extremely helpful over the years as well as a few other seniors that give just enough info that with a simple search + cross ref + BP sweep will yield the answer to the cryptic cypher that keeps our habit in service.

I have taken a few months off from the usual spots as I've been low on scratch and the econ has been crap. But recently did a scan of posts a few months back to get the 411 on whats been happening in the scene. Is it true that Joy in Sky is closed? If so, man that sucks. I used to hit that place up once a month. J, N, M* were my fav's there. Would venture up the the GG spots frequently. Probably could have paid off a car by now with the funds I've dropped over the years. Owell.

So my next excursion will be next week, getting a huge bonus and I'm going to spread it around a bit. I have never been to SnR or Paradise, or Red Lobster #4. Any recommendations as to which I should hit? I'm looking for FS with all the trimmings. I have never been to an all LAMP before and it seems like the reviews have been solid.

BTW, even though this is my first post, I assure you, I'm no noob and will not ask for any hand holding. I will give full review after visit. Thanks!

ST

[QUOTE=Statman;1295585]I smell bacon in this report, keep in mind they lurk too![/QUOTE]I've got no problem with getting dissed by you my brother. I get it, and can appreciate the warning lights going off towards a new monger coming out of the lurking shadows. I assure you I'm no Leo and in time my reports will prove this out. Although, In all the years of reading this board I can't say I remember anyone being pegged and shunned right out the box like that, but I don't hate you for it.

Stay frosty out there.

ST

[QUOTE=Sprtntartan;1295149]So my next excursion will be next week.ST[/QUOTE]Why not tell us about your last excursion? Sounds like you have many. Maybe we could benefit from your knowledge.

[QUOTE=FunLovingOne;1295794]Why not tell us about your last excursion? Sounds like you have many. Maybe we could benefit from your knowledge.[/QUOTE]Sure thing sir. Unfortunately it will be of little benefit other than a good story since this spot apparently got hosed recently and is deserted (took a trip there recently and verified it in fact has gone dark). Anyway, my last trip was to Skypark. Stopped by my favorite place that brought me "Joy" many times. Middle of the day around 1:30 on a week day. Thought I'd drop by for a luncher. Walked in to the lobby area. Typical chiriopractic anatomy posters on the wall. MMS opens the door and says "How long you want?" I tell her I'm good for a half and hand her the. 4 for the house. Fee is supposed to be. 5 but the first time I went there many moons before that MMS told me they had a special, which was ten bucks cheaper so ever time after I just handed the discounted rate without a word about it.

Walked thru the door and headed down the hall asked MMS what girls were available she told be that J was working and that she was a good girl. I said fine and went in my room. I stripped to the bday suit and lay down on what was damn near the equivalent of a bed with sheets. I leave the towel off laying there on my stomach and just relax. About 2 mins later a little tap tap on the door and in walks J. She was wearing a skin tight light colored dress with white heels, very sexy. J is about 5' 7" latinia with dark brown hair. Extremely nice rack (natural looking Ds that might have had a little bolt on added for spunk as they were perky for tits that big. She greets me and we exchange names. She walks around to the head of the bed and begins to do some soft light touch rub on my back and shoulders. I feel her hair dangling on my back offering a slight tickle. I'm not here for that so I reach my hands out and let them slide up her legs to her ass. Her skin was very soft and smooth. She says "What would you like today baby?" I tell her everything. She has me flip and checks out my package. She smiles really big to see that I am clean shaven. She says "Wow, never seen that before!" I just smile and said "I get that alot". You see I've found that having no hair gets you a sloppier BJ and makes the girls more comfortable with your cleanliness. She says she'll be right back and covers my mid with a towel. Returns a couple seconds later with the raincoat. She has me sit up at the edge of the bed and kneels before me. She pulls that wonderful move where she puts it on with her mouth and rolls it down part way with her lips and then strokes it the rest of the way. She then proceeded to give me one of the finest CBJ I've ever received. Her technique was perfect. A light grip with on the shaft with a slightly open mouth letting her hand follow just behind stroking the full length of my shaft. She started dragging her nails on my sack with her other hand. This was amazing. She went a little further south and rubbed the whale eye a little two which almost made me pop. Luckily she stopped in time. This was a bit shocking to me that I almost came, because I always clean the pipes first before I hit a spot to get max mileage. She has me lay down on my back and did a little more CBJ then stood up. She slid out of her dress and out popped those huge cans. She climbed on top for a little RCG. She put her hands on my knees and jackhammered away. It was a little rough for my taste but very good. She was much tighter than I expected. After a minute or two of that she turned around for some reg CG leaning way over dropping her massive tits right in my face. She was grinding away instead of pumping which was really allowing me to let my orgasm build nicely. I was squeezing and sucking away on those huge tits and she let out a quiet moan just barely audible. I take this as a sign that she is really enjoying it but didn't want me to know it. I notice she is REALLY grinding hard on me now and she has tossed her head back. She's breathing pretty heavy now and I feel her start to spaz. She's moaning under her breath and starts gasping for air. Not the first time I've had a provider reach the finish line. So she climbs off and lays down for some mish, but she's such a sloppy mess that I can't really feel it. Switch to K9 which was better. Finally built up enough steam and filled the raincoat. I help her up and lay down. She dressed up and went to get some hot towels. Came back, cleaned me up, gave me a hug and I handed her a rolled up wad of bills. We never talked price. But I knew the fee. $. Wanted to leave more because of the excellent service. But don't want to mess with the price trend.

So total damage was:

$.4.

Like I said, not a helpful post for future fun, just a fond memory.

ST

[QUOTE=Xvzn Xvzn; 1294595]Went about 2 weeks ago, saw V-girl, Kelly, probably worst provider in 8 yrs been doing this. Clean freak, had me use alcohol sterilizer to clean my

Privates first, kept wiping herself wherever I touched, stiff armed me if I got too close to her face, just was not a nice person, period. Paid 40 for half hr,

Gave her what she asked. 140 for FS, but I stopped everything, told her she's not nice, got dressed, she brought in another provider and I told her Kelly's

Mean and that I'm never coming back. Also, told them both that I was going to write online my bad experience, told second girl I gave Kelly 180 for

Nothing and meaness. Incredible. If any of you go there, tell them a monger wrote about Kelly. She really should not be doing this, you could tell she

Hated what she was doing. I should've known and left when I was getting the 40 entrance fee from my pocket, Kelly was putting her hand in my pocket to get more money in my pocket! No lie! I was so upset with the experience, it took me awhile to write this.[/QUOTE]I am not surprised. I know the owner and she is the same as her girls, cute but money hungry beyond belief! I stopped in once and told them I knew the owner and wanted to look around. The girl (who was very cute) almost dragged me in saying in broken english 'you want massage, you got money'. I left promptly knowing it would be all down hill from there. Based on conversations with others like you who were unfortunate to actually put out hard earned cash, I can say I made the right decision and hope others follow our lead. Thanks for sharing, it's what this brotherhood needs to do to keep things on a level playing field.

[QUOTE=Ocrealguy;1295875]I am not surprised. I know the owner and she is the same as her girls, cute but money hungry beyond belief! I stopped in once and told them I knew the owner and wanted to look around. The girl (who was very cute) almost dragged me in saying in broken english 'you want massage, you got money'. I left promptly knowing it would be all down hill from there. Based on conversations with others like you who were unfortunate to actually put out hard earned cash, I can say I made the right decision and hope others follow our lead. Thanks for sharing, it's what this brotherhood needs to do to keep things on a level playing field.[/QUOTE]You know, Ocrealguy, I really appreciate you taking the time to respond to my note, it really made me feel good knowing others had similar experience at that place. Thank you so much. There's no question there's a brotherhood, camaraderie feeling when I read comments such as yours. Again, thanks so much.

I have not had a good experience in either of these places.

To all my fellow and faithful brethren, just thought I'd let you all know that I'm still alive and well. It's good to see the boards are still going strong. Peace out my bruthas!

[QUOTE=Statman;1295585]I smell bacon in this report, keep in mind they lurk too![/QUOTE]Ah yes, the I smell bacon thingy. I was called LE first time posting too. Did ya know cops call reg members bacon to cover for themselves? Just Say'and.

[QUOTE=Cash Value;1296261]Ah yes, the I smell bacon thingy. I was called LE first time posting too. Did ya know cops call reg members bacon to cover for themselves? Just Say'and.[/QUOTE]Cash Value we all know your LE. Lying in wait for years to collect every bit of worthless "evidence" from this board to bust all the AMPs in one fell swoop.

[QUOTE=Oc Amper;1296339]Cash Value we all know your LE. Lying in wait for years to collect every bit of worthless "evidence" from this board to bust all the AMPs in one fell swoop.[/QUOTE]Well in my view its good to be a skeptic. Watch our asses, and share just enuff to keep the good spots paid and providing. Its funny Cash, I thought the same thing too when he called me out. But like I said, I don't hate anyone for it. I'm just here to share what I know and perfect my craft (and passify the cravings.)

Happy hunting fellas!

After a disappointing session at the place formerly at Muirlands 123, I needed a sure thing. So I visited the long talked about AMP near the train station. Quite possibly the wierdest looking AMP I've come across. Looked like a medical warehouse from the inside. Was met by the MMS wearing a lab coat. Paid the. 40 entrance fee and asked who was available."Don't worry, not me" she laughed. Thank god. I was shown two K girls, one was younger and thin as a bone, one was older but with a fuller figure. I like a bit of meat so I opted for the later, called Coco.

Got undressed and laid on the table. Coco came in wearing a sexy tube dress, and in the half light she didn't look half bad. I knew this was an FS place so I was expecting a shitty massage, but I was surprised. It wasn't exactly a massage. More of an erotic rub down. But definitely good. It got the motor running. When I was ready we agreed on $ for everything. Off came the dress. She had a nice pair of B's with big nipples. She started by running her lips down my body down to Jr. Gave me a nice view of her V while she slipped on the cover and started a decent CBJ with lots of ball play. That naturally developed into 69. Lots of moans and one dripping wet V later and we graduated to full on K9. This went on for a while, then I finished in mish. Lying back panting, she gave me a double thumbs up, which I thought was kind of a wierd gesture LOL. She cleaned me up afterwards and continued with the rub down for a few more minutes. She helped me dress and I was out, $40 lighter but a lot happier.

More to come!

I learned of this (allegedly) legit latin day spa in Laguna Hills, that does an erotic massage off the books by two providers (M & V) with an HE for $$. A bit steep I thought, but I'll try anything once. I contacted them and booked an appointment. Finding the place took me some time. It was tucked away in an office building with a small store front. Parked my car and went in.

It definitely looked legit from the inside and was recieved by a thick latina (definitely BBW teritory) who was no spring chicken and not much of a looker either. She took me to the massage room which was quite large and was connected to a shared shower room (there's another massage room) which is a very good thing. Quick shower and I waited undressed on the comfy massage table. To my disappointment, thick latina came in with her partner. While she was thinner, she wasn't much of an improvement in the looks department. As one of my favorite characters in one of my favorite books said: "When you find yourself in bed with an ugly woman, just close your eyes and get it over with." So I did just that. Closed my eyes and layed on my stomach, the really dim light helped.

I'm glad to report it all went uphill from there.

What M & V lacked in looks they compensated in spades with skill. I've had some really good legit massages in the past, and this one difinitely ranks up there with them, especially if you like light to medium massages. Having two sets of skilled hands working on your back, with teasing of Bruce Dickenson down there, was an awesome experience that is very hard to describe. They also did this thing where they lightly run their nails down your body that sent (good) chills up my spine. In no time flat I was purring like a kitten. On the flip, they took off they're shirts and exposed their huge bazongas, which they put to good use on my body. They took turns giving me one of the best hand jobs I've ever had. Heck, it was better than some BJs I've had. So, ignoring their looks, fondling their boobs, I climaxed. They cleaned me up and after another quick shower to get rid of all the oil I was out of there. I did spy a third provider, Asian and not exactly young either so I didn't ask.

Would I repeat? I guess if I'm randy enough to overlook the clear disadvantages, then hell yeah!

I drove pass the old Chiro Spa on Newport Blvd yesterday. Looks like it has a new name now, something sunny spa. Anyone know if they have the same team of girls? Kimi, Jamie?

There're also Massage signs in front of the buildings a block or 2 south of this place too. I think I saw 2 of them. Any news?

I might try this new chiro spa soon.

Misty spa across the street is great too if you like young girl, good massage and HE.