The Rat Trap

[QUOTE=Chris5;2993923]You're such a fucking LOSER! M2 says you were all talk AND you lived in a shack on the east side, is this true mr high class?[/QUOTE]That's me brother! Loser4 Life.

Eastside Dean and Flowers trailer park. Me and the Queen of my doublewide trailer with the polyester curtains and the redwood deck (my country fans will get that one).

Christina, that is so sweet for u to ask. If your truly inquiring where I come from, well in my hood our Trap Houses go for $220 a sq ft.

I guess you may want to download that calculator app on your, oh wait, you have a flip phone, never mind then.

It's where we might drink a bottle of Prince Florent de Merode Corton-Clos du Roi grand cru on a school night.

It's where if I need legal advice, I just knock on the door across the street. Heyyyy, now that's got me thinkin', bro, if you need any assistance with your felony convictions just let me know, I can put you in touch with a neighbor.

That Mont'ass2 must have purchased that comp'ass of his at the Dollar Tree.

But if that's what you consider east then so be it! East it is! ! East-side 4 life.

PG.

[QUOTE=Swaganna;2992898]I'm a very good person, just not to ones that have intentionally been cruel to others! Say what you want but in the end you ate just a piece of shit minion like the other select few.

Swags.[/QUOTE]Well, I guess I poked the bear.

Yes, Savanna, I do think you are a good person. I do hope things work out well with you and your new gentlemen friend. You deserve a good break. But I also think you continue to cross the line.

For the rest of the guys, I think we should start an office pool that predicts when a black truck will show up on the road to the 38 acre farm. I'll put five bucks on 30 days.

On another note, I see that Chris5 has posted a very lot over the last day or so (remember, I have him and four others on "Ignore" and that means I see his name every time he posts but then a simple note that reminds me I have chosen to ignore him).

That means I don't have to put up with the rantings, fake reviews, blasing that the rest of us are the problem, love notes to Savanna (who even she has indicated he is a douche bag before falling in love with him), calling us all liars, blasing some very nice ladies (ladies with impeccable reviews, which means I guess the rest of the world is marching out of step and only Chris5 is in step), claims that he is some bad drug lord and knows all the others in town. Like I care? I have considered taking him off "Ignore" just to read a little. OK. I thought about it. I was just kidding. The peace and quiet of NOT have Chris5's posts is just too valuable. Sad to say, I stopped checking in on the Streetwalker thread quite some time ago because there is so little usable intel there anymore. Goes to show, in the kingdom of the blind the one-eyed man is king.

It turns out there is a name for his abnormality. It seems, the medical community recognizes people with his condition:

[URL]https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Micropenis[/URL]

OK. I have the flame suit on. Go ahead, Chris5, blast away. Oh wait! I won't know because I have you on "Ignore" (except to see your name and a reminder that I chose to put you on "Ignore"). Then again, if I see the next five posts are from you then I know that I successfully poked the bear -- but will continue to choose not to read it.

Play safe, my friends.

C3

You're laughable at best, deranged at the worst, and you lie even more than Hillary Clinton (and THAT'S saying something!

Please leave Hillary Clinton out of this. I love her. Lmao.

Swineganna,

The Chinese gentleman in your clip does not say bring your money to get big rocks. I think you misunderstood him.

Well wait I am sure a 2 bit crack hoe as you would only know about getting crumbs for service. Not even big rocks for money.

Has anyone told you today how much of a nasty ass ***** you are. Low self esteem will make you lash out on others women you are jealous of.

Just landed back in otown and am gettING my truck washed at the baywash. Mam these girls are hot! Even just the college chicks here running around full sail are super hot in that nerdy gamer way.

Swineganna it is a shame you let your self go and turn into a bloated pig face, and youth you can never get back. You're attitude is the kicker though makes you ugly and petty.

About to enjoy a wonderful lunch of hot pepper steak and potstickers. No swine for me.

How is the petting zoo lard ass?

BBH 💂.

[QUOTE=FLAdventurer;2994225]For as much effort as you put into this, I just don't see the results.

It all comes down to credibility, in which you have lost yours.

A thousand posts about Vino, yet none are believeable.

Why oh why? Because you are not trustworthy.[/QUOTE]

So the 38 acre farm with the jack assess and pigs is actually a small smelly apt with streetwalkers living next door? That would make your BF a pimp. That's why he protects you. No wonder you have a newfound admiration of the trail. You have let your life deteriorate into a wasteland, looks are gone, chins have doubled, youth is a thing of past, you can't even be a reputable hooker. I've said before it's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

Your post about throwing your trash let us all know that you ain't living that life you say. The only mule around there is you jack ass and of everyone gets a turn riding you.

BBH 💂.

Some days I sit here and think: "Seriously? I don't know when exactly that UFO landed and dumped all these stupid people here (Chriss and Swaggs), but they apparently aren't coming back for any of them".

Other days I sit here and listen to people (Chriss and Swaggs) and think: "For real? That's the sperm that won"?

If either of them put the same effort into their hobbies as they do posting garbage to the board, Chriss would be getting some GOOD pussy for a change, and [blue][Deleted by Admin]

no fucking way. All you guys need to dial some of this shit back.

We are getting close to a time out in the trap again.[/blue]

S-M-H!

Swineganna,

On your post directed at our well respected and regarded member c3 you said he tried to make an appointment with you?

So you still trying live off of selling half ass dome and that grand Canyon you call your vajayjay? Thought you retired and got the number changed.

You're a delusional bat shit crazy worthless little piggy. You been cray cray forever. The one time I saw you in my life you kept talking about the love girls were out to get to you. Then you went in your bathroom and I heard the Bic flick. I left your donation but ran. I am not a fan of chicks who hit the pipe while working.

Remember that?

BBH 💂.