Rip-Off Samantha from Waltham
[QUOTE=WalthamKid;2856694]Been seeing her ads forever. It would be great if she was good because she's local. However I have read on here that she is a nightmare and to avoid avoid avoid. I'm a sucker for big tits can someone tell me more specifically what the problem is? Is it a BF? Hygiene? Don't want to walk into a complete nightmare but I got to say, those tits are calling me.[/QUOTE]Hmmm. Where to start? First, her "manager" hangs around downstairs, and he will be watching you and taking down your license plate number as you pull into the parking lot of her building.
Second, you will not be using her bed for any activities. You'll be on an easy chair with a footrest, old upholstery, dirty and dingy. The chair is pictured in her ad, by the way. Does it look comfy to you?
Third, Samantha is larger than her ads suggest. She's been using those photos for at least five years. And she's older, too. Over-tanned, so if you like your ladies orange and wrinkly, she'll fit the bill.
Fourth, Samantha's idea of a half-hour visit is 10 or 15 minutes. If you ask her to slow down so you can enjoy it, there's a good chance she'll kick you out right then and there. And there's a manager downstairs, remember? . . .
Fifth, on a good day, she'll offer up an amateurish handjob. Rough, no lotion or oil, not a rub-and-tug so much as a yank-and-rope-pull. If you ask her to slow down. . . Out you go.
Sixth, if she asked for 40 "roses" for that awful experience, it would still be far too overpriced.
Seventh, you may or may not see those big tits you're interested in. You may or may not get to touch them. If she's in a great mood, she'll remove her blouse and you can see them trapped in her bra.
Eighth, she's not friendly, not cute, and way beyond her MILF years. In her forties when she began posting ads, I'd guess is she's pushing 50 by now. I suppose by now she's a young GURHF (granny you'd really hate to fuck).
Ninth, notice that she advertises "sensual, therapeutic massage" only? Her ad should be in the Bodyrubs section, right? And even the sensual massage is more like. . . Well, look back at my 5th point above.
Overall, she's not a pleasant person at all, and the presence of her "manager" is not a plus, either. If she at least made an effort instead of trying to transform a half-hour visit into 10 minutes, maybe it'd be worth it.
If you're still thinking about seeing her, trust me. You're better off with a box of tissues, some lotion, and a computer screen. Much better off.