Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=PussyDestroyr;6028490]No risk, no reward. Also, you don't get lard unless you boil the pig.[/QUOTE]I think I can say this might be the best advice I've ever heard.

[QUOTE=RootPotter;6025936]I've seen Miko. I just had the basic FBSM and didn't push for upgrades, but even that was a great experience. She's got a great body, and has a nice mirror setup so you can really load up on visual memories. I've heard nuru with her is very good, and will be trying that soon.[/QUOTE]Thanks for info. Looks like I need to give her a try soon.

[QUOTE=PussyDestroyr;6028490]No risk, no reward. Also, you don't get lard unless you boil the pig.[/QUOTE]As I'm in the living room, trying to explain to my wife why she now has a STD: "Honey, look, let's pretend we're on a farm and we need lard, right? . . . ".

[QUOTE=Altr84;6026692]How are you guys not worried about stds when it comes to bb?? I am worried sick when offered a covered BJ. Do you guys just not care or maybe your convinced they don't have any for some reason?? Sorry to sound ignorant but I am seriously so curious about this LOL and please honest answers only.[/QUOTE]From my experience most of the MP ladies have a stash of antibiotics at home or readily available from their associates since most other countries sell them otc.

As for the escorts? Could be Ruske roulette, so why not score some south of the border (olé olé olé) or order online?

Don't be that guy with gonorrhea ass and the full fledge Monkey Pox, and on a Tinder date remember to always slow down, visually inspect the gardens, and most importantly sniff it like a horny hound dog.

[QUOTE=PlayerN818;6029005]As I'm in the living room, trying to explain to my wife why she now has a STD: "Honey, look, let's pretend we're on a farm and we need lard, right? . . . ".[/QUOTE]If that's the problem. Don't get involved.

[QUOTE=PlayerN818;6029005]As I'm in the living room, trying to explain to my wife why she now has a STD: "Honey, look, let's pretend we're on a farm and we need lard, right? . . . ".[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=LngTimeMongr;6029407]If that's the problem. Don't get involved.[/QUOTE]The boards do not translate dark humor very well. But in any case going to TJ this weekend to catch up on some new STD's anyone else want in? I have all my up to date ones from Thailand, Singapore and Brazil so I thought I'd try due to boredom. .

Peace.

DGL.

02 Pesos.

[QUOTE=PriscillaM;6017710]Mary. She goes by Jenny at the new place, is at Santa Monica Boulevard, just west of Purdue I think. Two-three doors down from a large sports bar. Sign says "Santa Monica massage " - it is not actually in Santa Monica, but given how fucken hot Mary / Jenny is who cares.

Mary / Jenny is like in her 30's.[/QUOTE]She is in her 60's and is a three hole cum dumpster. Condoms optional.

Santa Monica Massage.

11353 Santa Monica Blvd.

Los Angeles, CA 90025.

[QUOTE=LC310;6030211]She is in her 60's and is a three hole cum dumpster. Condoms optional.

Santa Monica Massage.

11353 Santa Monica Blvd.

Los Angeles, CA 90025.[/QUOTE]I think that there is a bit of confusion. Mary (Jenny) from Chen's IS the owner of Santa Monica Massage. Yes, she is above the speed limit on PCH in age. However, there is a Jennifer that works there also.

Hey guys, so I'm looking for two things, I'm not picky at all. So hopefully, it'll be easy.

I'm looking for a place that offers ok to good massage, but most importantly, a place that offers a good BJ. I don't care if it's covered, BBBJ, I don't care. I don't mind by who, young, old, any race, I just want a good BJ. No FS, not just a HJ, a good, energetic, maybe sloppy, ball play, BJ. That's all. I'm open to suggestions.

Also, I'm looking for a place that's truly open late. I know 8155 used to be open until 2 am, but not sure if that's still the case.

Thanks I'm advance.

[QUOTE=NathanR;6030925]I think that there is a bit of confusion. Mary (Jenny) from Chen's IS the owner of Santa Monica Massage. Yes, she is above the speed limit on PCH in age. However, there is a Jennifer that works there also.[/QUOTE]Is Jennifer a 3 holer?

Most importantly has Jennifer menstruated at some point in her life. Even if it was decades ago?

I don't think Mary (Jenny) has ever menstruated but some guys are okay with that but I don't judge.

[QUOTE=ChrisPoontang;6031880]Is Jennifer a 3 holer?

Most importantly has Jennifer menstruated at some point in her life. Even if it was decades ago?

I don't think Mary (Jenny) has ever menstruated but some guys are okay with that but I don't judge.[/QUOTE]Not sure. Perhaps a request with her GYNO to pull up her records.

Coming into town and want some recommendations near the airport. Feel free to pm me your suggestion. Thanks.

[QUOTE=Mkkamk;6033657]Coming into town and want some recommendations near the airport. Feel free to pm me your suggestion. Thanks.[/QUOTE]Massage Eden.

I hit Abby's kitty 2 times and got totally satisfied. So thinking to try a new hole and leave a happy before leaving CA. Other provider (s) recommendable here?

[QUOTE=LifeIsPeachy11;6027707]Was getting sushi last night and Saw a grand opening of a new place on Washington pl near tellefson park, anyone checked it out?[/QUOTE]Yeah, it's got average / below average providers, but there's more on the menu than HJ, so that's good. Had a chunky Filipina type, but there was a decent looking (Chinese?) woman there as well they were trying to push on me as a second set of hands. Not too busy because of the proximity to a local bar.