I should have learned from your experience
[QUOTE=AtroCity123;6683312]Actually I will update this review. Went back again tonight and all kinds of games.
She didn't respond when I showed up. Then wasted more time.
I knocked and some guy answered. Asked for Jade and dude just mumbles something. I was like "was that english" guy looks at me funny somewhat nervous and shuts the door never opens again.
So I text her like umm WTF? She is like oh give me 20 more minutes. I was like are you home becuase your friends are there.
Says she is home but not ready yet. Yet the person answering the door just mumbles and shuts the door. So yea lots of games to be had with this one on the second round.
I just left at that point as I don't have all that much patience for that sort of thing. And I have a 15 min rule when it comes to these girls.
So you can ignore that last review or not. But YMMV on this one. May or may not have all kinds of nonsense going on.[/QUOTE]So I set an appointment with osita. La princesita. Set for Friday afternoon. Set it Wednesday. Confirmed Thursday. Confirmed Friday morning. Left Orlando driving to Tampa for the appointment. Had to be in Tampa for work. This was going to be fantastic. Then she texts me "sorry my sister wants to go shopping". Thats it. No responses to texts about holding the appointment or rescheduling. Wow. What a time waster.
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Incall Alert: Whitney the Porn Starlet
I know many of you have not been able to meet this one because she only does outcalls. You have been heard boys. Whitney is testing the waters on an incall room tonight into tomorrow morning. I shouldn't have to make this too clear, but check in is usually 3 pm, check out about 10 am. Don't expect to catch her right at check in, though you might be able to.
Don't pass up this opportunity, because it may lead to many more incall opportunities in the future from her. One night only. Expect her to grab a place between Tampa and Brandon. She is hands down the absolute best experience I've ever had. She's only entertaining hhr and hr appointments these days because of her increase in popularity. Best aggressive BBJ I've ever had. She will throw it back hard for you too. She's all of 5'3, 115 lbs. 20 of those are her awesome man mades.
Hh 200.
Hr 300.
2 hr 600.
Tell her EJ sent you. You will not be disappointed by this show stopper.
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As the others pointed out, it was a compliment but this brings another question.
[QUOTE=RichardFliehr;6686080]I interpreted it that way, and more importantly, she did as well. Read the rest of that post and you'll have the proper context.[/QUOTE]Like the other pointed out, it's not derogatory it meant to be a compliment as in someone I know will get the job done unlike the ones I'd have to take a shot for the team for and probably get burned for it. Just like I mentioned in the very same post that she's a reliable gal that will get it done. When I said as a last resort, I meant it as in since I'm usually trying out new girls to post reviews about instead of just having 20 pages of the same girl, when the night seems dry, I know I can count on Trixie to get the job done.
The real question comes in why the hell are you telling people what we post on here? The whole purpose of the forum is for our eyes only, we talk about the girls here and give honest and *hopefully* bias free opinions on their services. Considering that you mainly post in the Orange County and even worse Polk County of all places brings more questions than answers as well. You do realize that all you need to do is click your name and it will give you a full history of your posts as well as where you post the most. Don't start drama, especially in boards you commonly just lurk in. This is why some mongers keep reviews either to themselves or to a small group of mongers because there are snitches in every corner of the board. Sure some of the girls are already aware that the board exists and we honestly can't do anything about that. But having someone willingly throw everyone under the bus is already a breach of trust. Most of us are out there taking shots for the team so everyone can enjoy the pie.
Not an escort, it's a shop. Hard pass
Stopped in this place a few doors down from Paradise and saw Sophia. Super hot, but a total tipoff. Asked me to get comfortable, comes back in, sits down in a chair, fully dressed, and just talks. That's it. I tried everything to get something going, but she wouldn't come out of her chair. This is a shop, they are not escorts. You pay you money, they tell you to get comfortable, they come in, sit down and just start blabbing away. That's it. You just pay to talk to a pretty girl. Complete BS. You can find a hot bartender for less. At least you'd ger drinks our of it. I tried reaching out to the owner and he just laughs. Then he goes into great detail about what was going on in the room. Obviously, this leads me to believe that have cameras in there. You have been warned.
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Not an escort, it's a shop
Stopped in this place a few doors down from Paradise and saw Sophia. Super hot, but a total tipoff. Asked me to get comfortable, comes back in, sits down in a chair, fully dressed, and just talks. That's it. I tried everything to get something going, but she wouldn't come out of her chair. This is a shop, they are not escorts. You pay you money, they tell you to get comfortable, they come in, sit down and just start blabbing away. That's it. You just pay to talk to a pretty girl. Complete BS. You can find a hot bartender for less. At least you'd ger drinks our of it. I tried reaching out to the owner and he just laughs. Then he goes into great detail about what was going on in the room. Obviously, this leads me to believe that have cameras in there. You have been warned.
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Link-Go and make her tap out!
[QUOTE=Rub101;6693633]Back in Sandra, yes back again; her oral fantastic, she was in it to win! On all fours, ass up head down; my missile found its target, with a smacking sound! Rode her hard and put away wet; stroke some more, not done yet! Oh my my, continue with the dream, stroke it old man, release your cream! Monday morning before 10 am EST.[/QUOTE][URL]https://sumosear.ch/images/webpage/portuguese-french-nympho-ready-to-play/45141318[/URL]
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New set of three and a bonus!
Here's another set of 3 reviews and a bonus one.
1. Nicole.
Nicole is a very sweet girl (if you catch her in a good mood) doing outcalls / cardates for 120 from some apartments behind where the champs is on fowler. The bad news, everything is covered, she doesn't have a spot because its her apartment where her kids are, and she has no car to move around in. The good news, she will pleasure you to completion for that 120. Absolutely no clockwatching, she smells and looks clean, no drug use outside of the popular lettuce. She's just a single mom trying to get by. She has a healthy amount of weight and her the curves are in perfect places. Tightness I'd say is about average. Still its a good ride, she's a bit of a nympho and gets into it.
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2. Euphoria.
Another single mom, she lives around Busch and 50th. Super cool chick, total nympho. She brings with her a wand that she likes to use on herself while you go at it. Prefers k9, no kissing, everything covered. Her rates are 130 HH / 185 FH outcall only. Dealing with a similar situation as Nicole except she can find a way to you on her own if she needs to. She is tiny and tight, prefers it the larger the better, takes it like a champ. She doesn't watch the clock so I recommend the HH personally, why overspend right fellas? She does suffer from YMMV so if she likes you, she can work with you otherwise good luck!
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3. Alex.
Personal opinion on this one (That means don't GET offended), overpriced and mediocre performance. Up to you if you want to dable in it, personally I'd just save my money for someone else. Looks like her pictures, she has a nice attitude and is friendly. But she's another dead fish out of water for wanting anywhere between 160 HH to 220 FH. Tightness is below average, covered FS, BBBJ, no kissing. Just wants to get right into the action, doesn't react to DATY, not very enthusiastic about work, she sees you as a one time transaction not trying to see you for multiple. Very mechanical. Like I said before, not my cup of tea. I tried her didn't like her performance. I'd rather just save my bang bucks and move on to the next.
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Bonus: Shayna (she doesn't have a link available because she posted her personal number instead of her app and immediately took it off, Ill add a pictures of her though).
Shayna, yes the same Shayna from like 3 - 4 years ago on Busch, then moved to Valrico. Back then she posted for 140-180 and for the time was extremely overpriced. She's quoting right now for 175 hh, 250 hr (even more outrageous) She gained weight, the pictures I'm posting are old but accurate as she still looks the same, she just gained weight and fucked up her teeth because if anyone remembers, she was heavy on meth back then and it only took 3 years for her to basically ruin her smile. Good news is that she's off the candy, still live out in Valrico but picked up a job in Oldsmar at a certain restaurant with a peanut gimmick as a server (that's where I ran into her). Either way, tightness is below average, everything covered, no kissing, no reaction from DATY, the usual annoying "are you done" talk. Extremely overpriced even at the rate I got her for. Personally, you can find better deals elsewhere.
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Laurita Success. Sort of.
[QUOTE=Ejent;6693923]She's been really fkin rude to me on two different numbers now in trying to book with her. Like Attitude. I don't know fellas. I use my manners and complete sentences when attempting to book, but she's making it difficult to even attempt. Might be writing this one off to GPS.[/QUOTE]Okay so I made it in after my third try on a third burner number. Lots of hoops to jump through. She looks quite a bit like her photos. A little less athletic than the model in the photos though. She barely seems Columbian to be honest. Not a mind blowing experience but I ensured to use every red second I had with her because of how much work it was to book. I definitely made this girl work, boys. More on that later.
200 hhr.
She was at the door in a red satin one piece. Really classy. She's truly beautiful. A little small talk before getting started but I was distracted and not really coming up with anything substantive for her to play off of, so we got started instead. Her performance could have been related to this lack of hitting it off, but I'm not really sure.
LFK with hands everywhere from both of us.
DATY with plenty of coo's from her. She's a little ticklish though.
Flipped her over to dine on that beautiful peach, but she would squirm anytime I got near the O. No biggie.
BBBJ with no significant depth or fluid flying. She took a few pauses to present some tongue action to the boys and the gooch. Decent touch.
CG and RCG were pretty good. Decent rhythm, but she's a taller girl and I like my jockeys 5'2" and shorter. I'm no Clydesdale, but still enjoyed a couple laps around the track.
Mish was pretty rough. She's got pro level blocking skills. No legs on shoulders, no spreading the eagle, nothing. Couldn't really tell if this was a depth technique or if she was just nervous about giving up control. Anyway, I was able to eventually work her legs up around my hips and got her to her side to get some fulfilling penetration. Came in the rubber but kept on powering through because I wasn't going to let this one go without working her ass off.
She eventually thought she was going to pull off the rubber and finish me with a HJ. I obliged and let her hammer me as fast and hard as she could. Top notch HJ for sure. I recommended we suit back up and finish in K9 once I saw her start sweating. She liked that idea. Finally some full penetration. Hammered it home for the last few minutes of the date.
She was overall obliging, but the service wasn't gold stars across the board or anything. I highly recommend trying her if you get the opportunity, but I doubt I'll be repeating if she comes back to town. Having to set up with three separate numbers, and dealing with that GPS sort of attitude made me intent on going in there and following the rules, but also making her earn every penny of that donation. I have my ATF or two here in town and I'm not letting go of those. You can't replace the way a good ATF makes you feel like a well pampered King.
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