Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=SaltyDog;6271191]You check out her IG? She looks pretty good but are they real?[/QUOTE]First off contact was easy made an appt a couple days ago and had an appt a few hours later, got address, parked and was told where to go at specified time. Met me at door and was bigger then expected not really close to IG pics. Anyway for $40 bucks why not. Small place but massage room was as expected. Decent massage asked if I wanted cupping I declined and said I'd rather cup her tits. In flip top goes up and viola boobies! Asked if I wanted a BJ and was quoted 40 ok game on!! Cover on and she goes to work, she isn't my type but for a $80 CBJ why not. I've had better but she performed what I needed and is budget friendly! Happy new year might add to rotation.
That's 40 / hr 40 for cbj
Have fun!

I have not been to Simple in over two years, but I am surprised to read that it is HE only. They used to have a pretty open menu, and the massage was so extensive I wondered why they bothered. I think the early closing time may be from their experience with limited business hours after re-opening after Covid, and the fact that Cici and Lily have put in a lot of time over there. Their motto could be "Get in where you fit in!

[QUOTE=KekandLolz;6277240]They close very early for some odd reason. There is only 1 good looking provider named Cici. She's tall and skinny with real big ones. Rooms are curtains but it's HE only. You don't even get a half-assed massage LOL.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Maxen;6277475]First off contact was easy made an appt a couple days ago and had an appt a few hours later, got address, parked and was told where to go at specified time. Met me at door and was bigger then expected not really close to IG pics. Anyway for $40 bucks why not. Small place but massage room was as expected. Decent massage asked if I wanted cupping I declined and said I'd rather cup her tits. In flip top goes up and viola boobies! Asked if I wanted a BJ and was quoted 40 ok game on!! Cover on and she goes to work, she isn't my type but for a $80 CBJ why not. I've had better but she performed what I needed and is budget friendly! Happy new year might add to rotation.
That's 40 / hr 40 for cbj
Have fun![/QUOTE]Does she offer FS?

[QUOTE=WhoreMaster91;6277700]Does she offer FS?[/QUOTE]Didn't bother she wasn't my type and she was wearing granny panties with a pad.

[QUOTE=FlipOnOver;6275757]Happy on Valley and Mission has a lot of milfs who will F your brains out for 6 Benjamins.

But Katie is by far the best.

A 23 yr old Chinese spinner with a great rack, a perfect little ass and the tightest ride in SGV.

Fri / Sat only.

Highly recommend.

Luna is good too but late 30's.

All the others are 40+.[/QUOTE]Paid a visit to see Katie just an hour before she was off last night.

Definitely not 23 or even close. Judging by her deep voice alone she is mid 30's for sure. Wouldn't call her a spinner either. Has a big stomach flap, but nice rack. She was rather odd to me. Always mumbling to herself and acting weird. CBJ was very quick and mediocre. Service was also lack luster. Paid her $ for the deed.

If you want better service and somewhat cute gal, similar age I would say, go see Vicky on garvey and peck. $140 out th3 door with her. Very sensual with me and interacting. Lots of DFK. Was definitely way more worth it.

[QUOTE=LostLimit;6277950]Paid a visit to see Katie just an hour before she was off last night.

Definitely not 23 or even close. Judging by her deep voice alone she is mid 30's for sure. Wouldn't call her a spinner either. Has a big stomach flap, but nice rack. She was rather odd to me. Always mumbling to herself and acting weird. CBJ was very quick and mediocre. Service was also lack luster. Paid her $ for the deed.

If you want better service and somewhat cute gal, similar age I would say, go see Vicky on garvey and peck. $140 out th3 door with her. Very sensual with me and interacting. Lots of DFK. Was definitely way more worth it.[/QUOTE]Thank you for your confirmation. Been there a few times and never seen someone younger than 30's so I was quite skeptical when I saw the another post.

[QUOTE=LostLimit;6277950]Paid a visit to see Katie just an hour before she was off last night.

Definitely not 23 or even close. Judging by her deep voice alone she is mid 30's for sure. Wouldn't call her a spinner either. Has a big stomach flap, but nice rack. She was rather odd to me. Always mumbling to herself and acting weird. CBJ was very quick and mediocre. Service was also lack luster. Paid her $ for the deed.

If you want better service and somewhat cute gal, similar age I would say, go see Vicky on garvey and peck. $140 out th3 door with her. Very sensual with me and interacting. Lots of DFK. Was definitely way more worth it.[/QUOTE]Which days does she work?

[QUOTE=Satirodide;6278080]Which days does she work?[/QUOTE]If you're referring to Katie, Fri. And sat.

If vicky, she should be working all week.

[QUOTE=HexenDuction;6277512]I have not been to Simple in over two years, but I am surprised to read that it is HE only. They used to have a pretty open menu, and the massage was so extensive I wondered why they bothered. I think the early closing time may be from their experience with limited business hours after re-opening after Covid, and the fact that Cici and Lily have put in a lot of time over there. Their motto could be "Get in where you fit in![/QUOTE]It was very obvious. I got pulled into the room and straight was told they don't do massage here and do "only special service here".

Was there a few weeks ago against my better judgement. Everything is on the table. Just need to be willing to pay for it. I won't return. Cici wants asks for way too much for what she is. Some may invest time and money to get better service but for what she is asking for, there is better out there. Not worth it for me.

[QUOTE=KekandLolz;6278548]It was very obvious. I got pulled into the room and straight was told they don't do massage here and do "only special service here".[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=KekandLolz;6277240]They close very early for some odd reason. There is only 1 good looking provider named Cici. She's tall and skinny with real big ones. Rooms are curtains but it's HE only. You don't even get a half-assed massage LOL.[/QUOTE]Cici now wants a tip of $200 or more for BBFS. There isn't enough return on investment for me. She is loose so you can hold out for as long as you want.

[QUOTE=Tjinla2001;6279315]Cici now wants a tip of $200 or more for BBFS. There isn't enough return on investment for me. She is loose so you can hold out for as long as you want.[/QUOTE]LOL. There's no ROI whatsoever when you're into this hobby.

[QUOTE=FlipOnOver;6275751]RILL isn't a FS shop. BJ and 69 only.

I go there a lot for 69 action.[/QUOTE]Yes that was available but it wasn't a pleasant experience. Go look on the internet searching for huge nasty pussies and then imagine this huge nasty pussy smelling and tasting exactly like how it looks and I mean in a not so fresh way.

[QUOTE=Tjinla2001;6279315]Cici now wants a tip of $200 or more for BBFS. There isn't enough return on investment for me. She is loose so you can hold out for as long as you want.[/QUOTE]At least she's using that money for a good hearted purpose. She showed me. Let's see if I remember right, was it to help the orphanage? No. Nope. Wait, I think it was for homeless in Asia? No. Um battered women? No. Endangered species? No that's not it either. Clean up the oceans? Wrong girl.

I remember now. She gives the money to Chopard in return for Happiness. Yeah, she called it Happy Diamonds. Ask her to show you one of her many watches and purses.

[QUOTE=BenderOver;6280127]At least she's using that money for a good hearted purpose. She showed me. Let's see if I remember right, was it to help the orphanage? No. Nope. Wait, I think it was for homeless in Asia? No. Um battered women? No. Endangered species? No that's not it either. Clean up the oceans? Wrong girl.

I remember now. She gives the money to Chopard in return for Happiness. Yeah, she called it Happy Diamonds. Ask her to show you one of her many watches and purses.[/QUOTE]Yes, if you ever date a Korean or Chinese prostitute outside of the shop, you're expected to buy her a $10,000 purse on the 2nd date.