Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=AchyBreaky;2961922]Not often is this true, but had a real uplifting experience at the east side hertz AMP. I visited Jenny twice last week and as written before, has a great set of gams on her! She wears short shorts to accentuate them well. Probably a 7-8 MILF per my rating scale. I took the hh visit without TS, and she started a very soothing massage. I just had to feel those legs, and one thing led to another and I ended up on my back for the remaining 15 minutes. What happened next is simple an inspired HE with a lot of eye contact. She knows how to do a slow rub that is giving me tingles just thinking about it. For the finale she hopped on the table and sat on my legs while she finished me off. Std rates, no kissing, nothing beyond he. Still quite fun.[/QUOTE]Stopped there today and asked for Jenny on your recommendation. However Jenny was busy so I saw Nidi (might be spelled wrong. She's not quite as pretty as Jenny (I saw Jenny on the way out) but still not bad and wears the same shorts. Great massage and ending. They gave me the little frequent-shopper card you go there 10 times and get one free. No extras besides the HE but I wasnt expecting any. Offered table shower but I opted for longer massage instead. One of the better AMPs hope they stay around.

Went yesterday. Would not repeat.

Pro: clean.

Con: Face 2 on 10.

Body 2 on 10.

Massage skills 1 on 10.

Attitude 1 on 10.

Top it off I had asked for hour short changed by. 5. I was pissed. I told her I had asked for hour and of course money already given. She then offered to continue. I just wanted out and walked out. Damage. 60 + . 40 (tip). Yeah I tipped. Why? Hell if I know.

Gents,

Stopped in today to relax and upon leaving I noticed someone might be spying unless he was getting his 4 door sedan fitted for a wheel chair.

Just a heads up.

I'm looking for a place to take my wife, any suggestions?

[QUOTE=TinkTink;2965120]I'm looking for a place to take my wife, any suggestions?[/QUOTE]For example, take my wife. Please!

But seriously, for extras or an actual massage. Southside / Greenwood, there is a place right on 31 next to HHGregg. They have side by side tables and females frequent this place. It's called Foot Massage I think. I had just an awful time there because the insist you leave on your underwear. I just found that to be totally offensive. I didn't feel obligated to tip nor return. But it might be perfect for a couples' massage.

[QUOTE=LancePkrbttm;2965243]For example, take my wife. Please!

But seriously, for extras or an actual massage. Southside / Greenwood, there is a place right on 31 next to HHGregg. They have side by side tables and females frequent this place. It's called Foot Massage I think. I had just an awful time there because the insist you leave on your underwear. I just found that to be totally offensive. I didn't feel obligated to tip nor return. But it might be perfect for a couples' massage.[/QUOTE]One of my ATFs (Airport in the Burg) had a sister that worked there. I may have to go check it out, see if she moved down there. If so, maybe I can get reunited off of the books.

[QUOTE=Alc369;2964260]
Top it off I had asked for hour short changed by. 5. I was pissed. I told her I had asked for hour and of course money already given. She then offered to continue. I just wanted out and walked out. Damage. 60 + . 40 (tip). Yeah I tipped. Why? Hell if I know.[/QUOTE]If you got shortchanged, AND the standard services weren't provided, WHY did you tip? Don't ruin it for the rest of us. That lack of service should not be rewarded.

[QUOTE=HunterGatherer;2965812]If you got shortchanged, AND the standard services weren't provided, WHY did you tip? Don't ruin it for the rest of us. That lack of service should not be rewarded.[/QUOTE]I was at the muffler shop once and she expected a tip even though she didn't provide. She said, "I get tip? I said, "For what? She gets mad and yells at me. She says, "You no come back! I looked her in the eye and told her that I would not come back. That seemed to disarm her some, made her realize I was not tipping because I did not leave happy.

Now another time in Avon, the one next to the attorney, I was getting an apple bag rub while I pumped my own yogurt and got lots of under clothes roaming. I still tipped because her attitude was good. Eventually went back and got more.

So if I'm popping a rod, no towel over my junk and my happiness is ignored I let it go, get dressed and leave. But no tip will be left!

[QUOTE=HunterGatherer;2965812]If you got shortchanged, AND the standard services weren't provided, WHY did you tip? Don't ruin it for the rest of us. That lack of service should not be rewarded.[/QUOTE]This is an example of a bad review that validates the good reviews. The only reliable information in the review is, he was pissed off. While he clearly didn't leave happy, there's no mention of whether or not there was a HE.

He was upset because he got shorted by 5 minutes on an hour massage? He's going to spend a lot of time being pissed. To make it worse, she offered to give the extra 5 minutes but he left anyway. Why complain about not getting something that you refused to take?

Here's how he could turn this into a useful review:

Face 2/10 - What made it that bad? Warts? Mustache? Rotting teeth? One eye larger than the other?

Body 2/10 - Why? Obese? No muscle tone? More hair than a gorilla?

If the face and body was that bad, why not just say "no thanks" and walk out?

Massage 1/10 - What was wrong? Too hard? Too soft? Too much oil? If it was that bad, why didn't you stop Quasimodo and tell her what you wanted?

Attitude 1/10 - At what point did the attitude become apparent? What was wrong with it? Why did you put up with all of this for 55 minutes, complain about not getting 5 minutes more, then leave without getting the 5 minutes?

I've been to a lot of AMPs, although Blue Sky is a little too exposed for my tastes. While I've had a few experiences I would not want to repeat, I've never had one so with an average of less than 4/10. If it's that bad, I'll stop it, get dressed and leave. Consider the $60 the price of learning.

This is complete guesswork. I'm speculating either self service or no service was offered, the guy got upset, the woman refused to budge.

You won't always get extras. Sometimes the boss is cracking down, sometimes you give off the wrong vibe and sometimes you're in the wrong place. There's no sense in getting upset. She probably knows about 30 words of English and chances are she's just trying to protect herself. Just take the bad with the good and move on. Try a different place and post another review.

[QUOTE=HunterGatherer;2965812]If you got shortchanged, AND the standard services weren't provided, WHY did you tip? Don't ruin it for the rest of us. That lack of service should not be rewarded.[/QUOTE]I did receive a lukewarm HE.

[QUOTE=Jjbee62;2965904]This is an example of a bad review that validates the good reviews. The only reliable information in the review is, he was pissed off. While he clearly didn't leave happy, there's no mention of whether or not there was a HE.

He was upset because he got shorted by 5 minutes on an hour massage? He's going to spend a lot of time being pissed. To make it worse, she offered to give the extra 5 minutes but he left anyway. Why complain about not getting something that you refused to take?

Here's how he could turn this into a useful review:

Face 2/10 - What made it that bad? Warts? Mustache? Rotting teeth? One eye larger than the other?

Body 2/10 - Why? Obese? No muscle tone? More hair than a gorilla?

If the face and body was that bad, why not just say "no thanks" and walk out?

Massage 1/10 - What was wrong? Too hard? Too soft? Too much oil? If it was that bad, why didn't you stop Quasimodo and tell her what you wanted?

Attitude 1/10 - At what point did the attitude become apparent? What was wrong with it? Why did you put up with all of this for 55 minutes, complain about not getting 5 minutes more, then leave without getting the 5 minutes?

I've been to a lot of AMPs, although Blue Sky is a little too exposed for my tastes. While I've had a few experiences I would not want to repeat, I've never had one so with an average of less than 4/10. If it's that bad, I'll stop it, get dressed and leave. Consider the $60 the price of learning.

This is complete guesswork. I'm speculating either self service or no service was offered, the guy got upset, the woman refused to budge.

You won't always get extras. Sometimes the boss is cracking down, sometimes you give off the wrong vibe and sometimes you're in the wrong place. There's no sense in getting upset. She probably knows about 30 words of English and chances are she's just trying to protect herself. Just take the bad with the good and move on. Try a different place and post another review.[/QUOTE]Face. No. She had no warts etc. She was just very plain looking. I should have walked out. I'm mad at myself more than anything.

Body. Flat chest, flat ass, potbelly, curved spine, skinny / bony legs.

Massage. No effort provided. It was her moving her hands around and around in the same location without tease or pressure.

Attitude. She kept walking away from the table when I touched. There was no eye contact ever; always looked away and sighed. I felt like a burden. There was no way I was going to stay after the HE to finish the remaining 30 minutes. Where I'm from the massage is always finished regardless of when the HE is experienced. So, I guess my expectations were firmly set albeit maybe unrealistic here.

I guess I should not have written this right afterwards when I was still upset. You make good points in your response. I appreciate the feedback and will heed your advise in future posts.

Finally took the time to take a trip to H.

Was greeted by a decent-looking woman. Name was Molly, if that's spelled the way I think it is. Not sure on her age, but I'd say she was 7/10.

Took the hour-long massage, but I was out of there by about 40 minutes because one of you mongers came in. I've been short-changed on my hour-long massage twice now so I think I'm going to stick strictly with the half-hour rate. The massage was good and she was decent at the teasing, but she went to the flip pretty quickly after I started rising to the occasion. I'd prefer to get the handshake toward the end of the exchange, 'because it seems like they rush to get me out the door after the deal is sealed. I enjoy the tickles and teasings, taking my time. Anyone got some advice about how to prolong the encounter?

After hearing everyone talk so highly of H, my experience wasn't really much different than my last high school reunion. Was interested in this place because people spoke of a more expansive menu and special attention for the boys. I'm chalking this pretty routine experience up to being a first timer and hoping that building some rapport here means I'll have a little bit more fun.

6 for the hour, . 4 for the handshake (is that standard for this place? Left happy but shorted about 20 minutes. Might return if I can be affirmed that repeat trips opens up a few options.

Stay safe, boys.

While I'm thinking about it, I was checking out some ads for a Nuru massage. Can anyone verify this ad? [URL]http://indianapolis.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/sensual-hot-sexy-willing-openminded-ebony-beauty-full-body-massage/16078735[/URL].

[QUOTE=JCreed;2966181]Finally took the time to take a trip to H.

Was greeted by a decent-looking woman. Name was Molly, if that's spelled the way I think it is. Not sure on her age, but I'd say she was 7/10.

Took the hour-long massage, but I was out of there by about 40 minutes because one of you mongers came in. I've been short-changed on my hour-long massage twice now so I think I'm going to stick strictly with the half-hour rate. The massage was good and she was decent at the teasing, but she went to the flip pretty quickly after I started rising to the occasion. I'd prefer to get the handshake toward the end of the exchange, 'because it seems like they rush to get me out the door after the deal is sealed. I enjoy the tickles and teasings, taking my time. Anyone got some advice about how to prolong the encounter?

After hearing everyone talk so highly of H, my experience wasn't really much different than my last high school reunion. Was interested in this place because people spoke of a more expansive menu and special attention for the boys. I'm chalking this pretty routine experience up to being a first timer and hoping that building some rapport here means I'll have a little bit more fun.

6 for the hour, . 4 for the handshake (is that standard for this place? Left happy but shorted about 20 minutes. Might return if I can be affirmed that repeat trips opens up a few options.

Stay safe, boys.

While I'm thinking about it, I was checking out some ads for a Nuru massage. Can anyone verify this ad? [URL]http://indianapolis.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/sensual-hot-sexy-willing-openminded-ebony-beauty-full-body-massage/16078735[/URL].[/QUOTE]There were a few favorable reports on the nurse massage. Probably 3 or 4 months back.

I keep forgetting to put these up.

The first was about 5 weeks ago. I had decided to give the muffler shop and try, but I saw a few cars parked in back and didn't feel like waiting. From there is drove to Tucson, but the door was locked, the open sign was gone, doorbell didn't seem to be working and nobody answered my knock. I thought about hitting Phoenix, but there was a group of women and children talking outside, next door.

Decided to head north and finally landed at Angel. Mamasan made me wait while they finished another customer. After he left in was taken back and charged for the hour. I drew Amy, 42 she said. Overall decent, but nothing special. Massage was typical, okay, nothing special. A bit of teasing and an okay finish after the flip. Topside was open access, but outside only down below. I suspect Flo was visiting. After, she spent a few minutes chatting and cuddling. 6+4 On the way out was greeted by another girl who told me to serve her next time. Nothing special, but may return.

This one is only a few weeks old. Started the same, muffler, parking lot busy, Tucson, no sign looks deserted, Phoenix didn't appeal.

Ended up at Ni Ni. 40 something, 5 or 6/10, flat chest, little tummy bulge. Room was clean, no TS offered. No interruptions, which is always a bonus.

Massage was pretty good with a good tease every time I gave her a rub. Was very thorough before the flip. She acted surprised on the flip, but quickly figured out how to proceed. Nice technique that got the job done. Was shut out below, but offered free access up top.

Then got a strange offer. She whispered, asked if I wanted to stay longer for no charge. A few seconds later she said "just kidding. " Not sure what to make of that. She spent a few minutes playing with my nipples, gave a quick demo of the typical Chinese penis size and kept up a half hearted attempt to revive junior. Got the full hour for 6+4. Considering a return.