Massage Parlor Reports

TurnedOn reported here back near the end of August that the Old Go-Karts had regrouped again, this time in Anaheim. They want to fly UTR so unless you have the old phone number they'll be hard to find. The way they want it. If I were just in town for a day or so and wanted a near sure thing, I'd see the BP place that uses the tag Barranca. I say "near" because YMMV. There are also the SkyPark's but all of that is getting confusing, to me anyway. Finally, Garden Grove is close by and there are a number of obvious places, via BP, who are not looking to be discreet, but won't be up much longer.

[QUOTE=PasadenaBobby; 1285186]My last trip to Irvine I visited a place near a go kart track. Can anyone tell me if the place still exists and if so is it still worth the visit? I will drive by in a day or 2 if nobody can tell me. Just hoping to not waste a trip if it isn't there or the QOS is suffering.

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[QUOTE=Fistfirst;1285333]TurnedOn reported here back near the end of August that the Old Go-Karts had regrouped again, this time in Anaheim. They want to fly UTR so unless you have the old phone number they'll be hard to find. The way they want it. If I were just in town for a day or so and wanted a near sure thing, I'd see the BP place that uses the tag Barranca. I say "near" because YMMV. There are also the SkyPark's but all of that is getting confusing, to me anyway. Finally, Garden Grove is close by and there are a number of obvious places, via BP, who are not looking to be discreet, but won't be up much longer.[/QUOTE]Thanks fist and oc for the info. Anaheim is a bit far for me right now. My understanding of GG is it is mostly Viet places which my past experience, including last night, along with other reports is that they are a bit pricier. I have been to a place or 2 in skypark in the past but yeah that area can get a bit confusing. I will do a search on BP for Barranca. I have always been partial to K girls as they seem most willing to go the extra mile most of the time so that is what I am hoping to find.

[QUOTE=HalfmoonBay;1282689]I experienced the same. MILF quality, very open to suggestions and even a personal telephone number for special situations.[/QUOTE]Anyone know what happened to Tracy at Valencia? They said she doesn't work there anymore. I got her personal cell, but there's no pick up as well.

New place in Orange on W. Chapman & 57 Fwy. Advertises in CL and BP. Called T Massage. Thought I'the check it out since it's close to work and haven't seen any reports on this site or others. Called and asked prices. $60 / hr. I asked, No grand opening special or discount? She replies, How soon can you get here? I said half an hour. She said, Ok, give you $10 off – fifty dolla. Deal.

Place smells like fresh paint. Furnishings a little sparse. Got Sophia (Hispanic name on a Chinese provider). Nice girl, mid-upper 20's, wearing jeans with 2 inch belt (for security purposes.). Received a very good massage, I mean really good, worked over everything, except the feet, though. She had some moves I've never received before. However, NO extras discussed, hinted, inferred, implied, etc. Any time I moved my arm, she darted the opposite way. Quick eyes and feet on that girl. Maybe she played soccer in high school? Went in not expecting anything, so I wasn't disappointed. Your basic TOFFT.

Just what Orange needs. Another legit place. But if it's a good massage is what your looking for – go for it. Another downside is it's on a very busy street in a small, busy stripmall that's very visible from all angles. With this location I doubt it'll ever become non-legit.

[QUOTE=Fistfirst;1285333]TurnedOn reported here back near the end of August that the Old Go-Karts had regrouped again, this time in Anaheim. They want to fly UTR so unless you have the old phone number they'll be hard to find. The way they want it. If I were just in town for a day or so and wanted a near sure thing, I'd see the BP place that uses the tag Barranca. I say "near" because YMMV. There are also the SkyPark's but all of that is getting confusing, to me anyway. Finally, Garden Grove is close by and there are a number of obvious places, via BP, who are not looking to be discreet, but won't be up much longer.[/QUOTE]So as I mentioned yesterday I was going to hit up the place on Barranca. Well I just got back to my hotel room and here is the story:

When I got inside I asked MMS if I could see the girls. I was introduced to Sarah and Mimi. Both had their pros and cons but I opted to go with Mimi, who was the thicker of the 2. I am not into fat but a little thick is better than a bag of bones as far as I am concerned and most times the bigger girls try harder to compensate, which I like.

I got undressed and lay on the table buck ass nekkid to wait for her. I never cover with the towel. Makes it perfectly clear exactly why I am there and gives me a quick first impression of the girl. Mimi immediately went for the towel to cover me. This usually leads me to believe that the session will still be productive but it won't be as much fun as I am hoping.

So she gave a lame massage for about 5 minutes then the flip. On the flip she took my right hand and placed on her left boob while she massaged my arm. Then she leaned over the table to reach my left arm and my right hand went to work on her ass. She let out a moan or two and then sat on the edge of the bed and asked what I wanted and I indicated everything and she stepped out to get the rain gear. A minute later she returned and joined me in our birthday suits and she put those knockers to use up and down my body and I put my right index finger to work on her clit to the point she was all but dripping on the carpet. During her prep work her tongue almost hit my brown eye but she came up short. A bit of a disappointment but then she climbed on board the Bobby express for some CG. We moved on to K9 and finished mish.

Provider. Mimi.

Looks. 5.

Best asset. Nipples (Thick and big just like I love them and she loves have them played with)

Massage Quality. 2.

Service Quality. 7.

Damage.4 + $ (prepaid)

Thanks Fist for the tip.

So for what will likely be my last adventure in Irvine, until I am sent here for training again some day, I paid a visit to a place on main that if you have been there you will probably recognize the fact that I was told to park in spot 1041.

I was met there by the AAMP MMS who led me to the apt where I was introduced to Jenny who was wearing an orange bikini. She looked pretty yummy but a bit too skinny for my liking. I guess the only thing I like about the super skinny girls is the tight pussy that usually comes with them. More on that later.

She asked for the money, typical in an AAMP but the fee was $20 more than I am accustomed to for 30 minutes of fun. Still when you are standing the the room with a pretty K-Girl in a bikini and you are already naked, it is not so easy to negotiate and she pretty much holds all the cards at that point. So I paid up.

She led me to the shower and I cleaned up a bit, hoping she would join me as the other AAMPs I frequent in my areas the girls usually do. But she stayed in the main room. Disappointing for sure.

After drying, I laid on the bed and she gave a decent, back only, massage for about 5 minutes, which included walking on my back. That was a nice treat. She even got my back to "crack" at one point which almost never happens unless I am visiting a professional chiropractor. So I give her kudos for that! The problem with the massage was that there was no erotic quality to it whatsoever. So when she finished she had me turn over and little Bobby was still soft serve.

To my amazment though, without even trying to wake him up she manually forced what had to be the world's most heavy duty rain coat. Then she went to work on her oral exam to get me up. Her skills were quite lacking though and it must have taken another 5 minutes to get me maybe to 3/4 mast. I was hoping that perhaps me spending a few minutes dining out would help so when she got on her back I pulled her to the edge of the bed and started to go down and she put the kaibash on that idea REAL FAST!

Alright, so at 3/4 staff I went in and started to pump away mish but I could feel NOTHING. It's like I was screwing air. At times I wasn't even sure I was inside her. I don't know if it was because I was not fully ready, I was wearing a think glove, she had the grand canyon for a pussy or some combination of the 3. Or maybe her last customer was Lexington Steele or Mandingo and she hadn't recovered yet. Also she kept her eyes closed the whole time. True, I am no Brad Pitt but I ain't no Gilbert Gottfried either. But I starting thinking to myself at this point,"As skinny as this girl is why do I feel nothing?"

So I suggest doggy for a while as that usually makes things a bit tighter. We went at that for probably another 5 minutes but it wasn't much better and she obviously wasn't into it and requested we go back to mish for the finish. I was like "OK" and we switched back but again it was like nailing a corpse. Eyes closed, no sound just lying there and I was starting to reduce from my never fully erect state. At this point I asked her to finish me off manually.

So still with the rubber on she went to work with her right hand, then her left, then her right, then her left, then both, then her right. You get the point. No technique just squeeze and yank for what seemed like forever. Finally I removed the condom to restore feeling to my member and asked her if she had any oil and finished myself off while she watched. She must have tried for 10 minutes and got me close a few times but then stopped to switch hands because she was tired.

I am looking forward to getting home where I know who to see depending on the service I want. 2 more days.

Provider. Jenny.

Looks. 8.

Best asset. Boobs (Just the right size for her frame)

Massage Quality. 7.

Service Quality. 1.

Damage. $.4 (prepaid)

Went to Mint. It was just alright. Had to coax her in to giving me the handshake. But once she did it was a good one.

LFDS. Much better massage than mint. HE was great and the breasts came out and the pants dropped for play!

Last night I dreamt would hit up the AMP by JWA. I dreamt I went to the one I had been to a couple times but it was closed. Looked up number for new location and was directed in. I am not from OC and sure there are several AMPs in the area. This is the one that fronts as an Asian food store (kinda funny).

Paid. 50 and was led in to the room. In came Sarah. Nice Asian girl that has a very good body. Nice B's or small C's and a curvy nice ass. Face about a 7 body a solid 8. Performance was a 8. Massage was a 4 as usual in my dreams. Very rough no lotion. It felt like she was skinning me alive for a few minutes.

On the turn asked what I wanted and I said I want it all. Put my and on ker kitty and had me rub it and said no problem. Asked for $ and 1 gave her 1. She left and came back in and proceed to let me rub my hands all over her and gave me ample viewing angles. She then spent 5 minutes licking the boys before she put the cover on with her mouth. Very good oral skills with lots of moaning and visual contact. The entire time she never let the boys get lonely.

She then asked if I wanted to return the favor. I passed on that. She then hopped on top and rode for about 10 minutes until she was tired and sked if doggy worked. Hell yeah it does. Tried that and mish for another 15minute before I asked her to remove the cover and finish me with her hands. Great technique rubbing little stewie over her body will using both hands. The big finish came and she wokred it till it was all over. Literally.

Good time for the money and definetly went longer than 30min which I believe is what MMS said I was getting. Excuse typos trying to post more activity and I am traveling so it is tough riding shotgun in a car.

Dream safely!

[QUOTE=Fe Maiden; 1288221]Went to Mint. It was just alright. Had to coax her in to giving me the handshake. But once she did it was a good one.

LFDS. Much better massage than mint. HE was great and the breasts came out and the pants dropped for play![/QUOTE]I went by 101 for the scond time the other day it used to be 123 in the same area and it was pretty good. First time got an asian girls with nice boobs looks half mexican, with her I got nothing. Second time got Natalie she is so so looking and a little older but was offered more than normal, I ended up tipping $60 and left very happy. As I was walking out saw a hot 24 yr old about 5-4 slim average size boobs girl walking in, does any one know who she is I would like to see her next time. I also tried the new place in LH off of Verdugo and it was okay I got a pretty big mexican girl but the massage was good, I tipped $40. I did see one other girl here as I was walking out and she was pretty good looking.

Could you find your balls and cut out this 'dream' nonsense? If you're that paranoid about LE maybe you should consider a new hobby.

[QUOTE=Stewie Lives; 1288259]Last night I dreamt would hit up the AMP by JWA.

Dream safely![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Stewie Lives; 1288259]Last night I dreamt would hit up the AMP by JWA. I dreamt I went to the one I had been to a couple times but it was closed. Looked up number for new location and was directed in. I am not from OC and sure there are several AMPs in the area. This is the one that fronts as an Asian food store (kinda funny).

Paid. 50 and was led in to the room. In came Sarah. Nice Asian girl that has a very good body. Nice B's or small C's and a curvy nice ass. Face about a 7 body a solid 8. Performance was a 8. Massage was a 4 as usual in my dreams. Very rough no lotion. It felt like she was skinning me alive for a few minutes.

On the turn asked what I wanted and I said I want it all. Put my and on ker kitty and had me rub it and said no problem. Asked for $ and 1 gave her 1. She left and came back in and proceed to let me rub my hands all over her and gave me ample viewing angles. She then spent 5 minutes licking the boys before she put the cover on with her mouth. Very good oral skills with lots of moaning and visual contact. The entire time she never let the boys get lonely.

She then asked if I wanted to return the favor. I passed on that. She then hopped on top and rode for about 10 minutes until she was tired and sked if doggy worked. Hell yeah it does. Tried that and mish for another 15minute before I asked her to remove the cover and finish me with her hands. Great technique rubbing little stewie over her body will using both hands. The big finish came and she wokred it till it was all over. Literally.

Good time for the money and definetly went longer than 30min which I believe is what MMS said I was getting. Excuse typos trying to post more activity and I am traveling so it is tough riding shotgun in a car.

Dream safely![/QUOTE]Stop writing that you have a dream at a massage. It's get really annoying.

[QUOTE=Hornilius69;1288772]Stop writing that you have a dream at a massage. It's get really annoying.[/QUOTE]Maybe it really is just a dream and he can't even get laid in a massage joint.

Was in the Anaheim / GG area with a few minutes to spend & came upon that old standby 710 Brookhurst, the site for many many memories AND horror stories from many years of action. Wasn't sure Suite Q was still in operation, I remember some Latina hotties in there. And who could forget suite "F" because we call know what the "F" stands for. Didn; t have time for a massage this time, but I did peek inside "S" & got a card. I saw a mms (with a familiar face, I will try to remember where) & caught a glimpse of an Asian cuties wearing a black dress with spaghetti shoulder strap, faux pearl necklace (LOL) & little high heel pumps & falsie eyelashes. Anyone know if they are good to go?

I found paradise on Friday in GG. Standard AMP. 50 entry fee. I was greeted by a latin provider wearing a skimpy dress which was a great sign. She asked if it was my first time and I told her yes. She took me back to a room and gave me a weak massage with some teasing of the boys. She then asked me to flip and with no discussion took her clothes off. She came over to me and allowed touching all over and began to kiss the boys and stroke me. I stopped her when she put on the condom because I didn't plan on FS and only had. 50 on me. I explained this to her and she asked if a CBJ was ok. Hell yeah. She gave a decent CBJ and then cleaned me up.

Gabriella. 25-30.

Looks: 7.

Ass: 9 (nice and round)

Breasts: 4 (B's and not to perky)

Service: 8

Anyone noticed this new business popped up in a location where there used to be a decent KAMP on E. Garry in Santa Ana near Dyer?

Wondering if anyone had been there yet?