Quite the package to deliver
[QUOTE=Cocknballs;2819737]OK, which one of you fukkers drives a Mail Truck? I was up and down Buf Hwy this morning for work, and about 11:30-11:45 saw a mail truck parked outside Kings footie. Drove back up about 30-45 minutes later and the truck was still there! Musta had quite a load to drop![/QUOTE]LOL takes "going postal" to a whole new level. If this was really one of you bastages then high five. Awesome.
Funny story about this one
[QUOTE=BigNeal;2294616]...Oriental massage therapy is completely legit. Have been there 2-3 times. Nothing more than a good therapeutic massage can be had there... [/QUOTE]Back in January, early one Sunday, I'm heading to the gym. My back has been bothering me and I'm thinking a massage might be nice. Now I've never had a massage, of any kind. Curious about this place next to the pizza shop I've looked it up before and while there's very little info out there, sounds legit. I had not found this site yet, but the answer would've been the same. Stop in and an older woman, maybe late 40's but probably add 10 to that, middle-aged frumpiness, is at the counter. A little disappointing, but I'm just looking for a massage, so I'm in for an hour.
Takes me back to the room and leaves. She hasn't said anything, am I supposed to wait or get undressed? I wait. She pops back in stares at me and motions to get undressed and get on the table. We're having communication problems -- she has almost zero English skills and I'm horrible at charades. I'm nude on the table -- there's no sheet to get under and I decide to not mess with the folded up towel. She flies back in, grabs the towel, and covers me; oops, did I offend her. Massages me through the towel -- shoulders to calves -- it's not bad. Then, after about 10 minutes, whips off the towel like it's a magic act, and starts massaging with oil. At this point the massage actually gets worse, though she ends up spending a lot of time running her fingers through my crack. This was not unpleasant and I let her know that. There's hot stones and wiping off with a hot towel, then the flip. Still uncovered, still half-assed massage, but now a lot more contact with the boys. At some point she leans over and says something that sounds like "10 more minutes. " I stare at her for a second and confusedly say "ok. " At that point she goes to town with the oil and the HJ. I didn't come in for this / it feels good / how much is this going to cost / oh crap do I have enough money. And she did a nice job. Cleaned me up and rubbed on me for a few more minutes. . 5 to the house and we worked out. 4 for a tip.
That was fun. Back my back was still bothering me. Maybe there's something to this massage and HJ world. Just need to fins a decent massage. Since then, I've found both at Lily's in Woodstock and Massage Spring in Sandy Spring. Need to get back and I have a few other places to try.
Recently I've noticed OMT has been advertising more, so I decide to try it again. Let's see what happens with just 30 minutes. Ooh, a much younger and very attractive woman walks out and takes me back to the room. I'm already feeling better about this. Nekkid and on the table, and the same old woman comes in. Pretty much the same as before. Walk out and there's two LEO cars at the pizza shop for lunch. Probably won't be back. I'd like a better massage, too much of a LEO presence, and too close to home and might run into someone I know.
I'm also interested in places that will do real Thai or shiatsu massages, undraped and unclothed. A number of AMPs list them on their ads (Amazing Massage for example [URL]http://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/thp/5472933364.html[/URL] and Balance Touch in east Cobb), but I'm guessing they're probably dropped in as buzz words. If anyone can point me towards (1) real Thai massage (2) that's nude (3) and a decent possibility of an HE, I'll do my best to check it out.