So, I called over to Santa Monica massage on 11353 and expected to talk to Mary, all chipper from the latest ass fucking by a monger claiming she is in her 30's.
It was like 8 pm. A male who sounded about as dour as the fucken chess second for Alireza f. Said "total acupressure" - which is apparently the name of the place, even though the sign says Santa Monica massage.
He said they were closed.
He seems like a whole lot of laughs, like when you get to pick up a dead baby's toys.