The Rat Trap

[QUOTE=Swaganna;2990641]As I said, you must love the HUGE and I mean HUGE lard asses you get to suck their cock!! I so envy you!! NOT! That was just a priceless review, it made my day!! How I loved my weekend on 38 acres of beauty and trail riding top of the line new mules and wonderful company with my BF and his parents. Can't wait to go for the week good mother invited us back up to the end of the month!!

Swags.[/QUOTE]38 acres beauty? Yeah right.

Top of line new mules? Sure.

I'd like to see a picture of that. Oh wait a minute, it just happen I have a photo of you asshole boyfriend's parents getting you mule ready for that riding. You never told us you asshole boyfriend's parents were both male! And they look so manly, it hard to pick out which one was suppose to be the good female that invite you back!

Lmfao! We see now why you fit in so good with that family. They assholes just like you!

Boom, BOOM! (That one for you, Monica)!

Good to see you moved out of the pig pen in the company of another species you are akin to, not by looks but by mentality. You fucking jack ass!

I bet it is funny as fuck to see a pig riding a jack ass in the hood to pick up your rocks. Betcha wish you would have paid that fine you could drive instead of riding a jackass.

You can now be know as donkeydoo the mule rider.

I got fucking jokes tonight!

BBH.

[QUOTE=Chris5;2988675]We all know you're pimp branded you're dumb ass. Why lie? You suck at tricking anyway sugar.

Lmfao![/QUOTE]So ill go cry now. But hey can me make up a new lie sh**tz old & your nonexistent to me. These monger might like you but I'm sure 100% of the girls posted on the board won't lay you! So instead you must come pester the f out of us thinking your opinion effects our money. ? No in return theres guys who are spending there money with us and not the street walkers you wife and let give you aids! Your a loser but I'm so glad you found your place in the world behind a computer. Pick a place and meet me your nothing but a sacery piece of. That will never show his face. Now on the behalf of me and the rest of the non crackheads here. Keep your money! Ladies please stop responding hell eventually find someone new to hate.

The Mule.

A sexual move whereby during doggy style sex the penis, in one swift move, is removed from the vagina and reintroduced into the anus (also known as changing at baker street). The shock causes the recipient's head to rear up at which point the gentleman smacks it down with his fist as one would a miscreant pack animal. Hilarity ensues for all involved. Except possibly for the "mule-ee".

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[QUOTE=MissMurno69;2991094]Yes she got sticky fingers!

Wasnt that funny Paige knowing her history![/QUOTE]Michael the tranny has jokes. LOL.

[QUOTE=Vino7373;2991022]Is that like when you post to us about your bf taking you out for a Michelin 3 star restaurant gourmet dinner: but it was really at Burger King?

Mules eh? "Giddy up." "HeeHaw HeeHaw HeeHaw."[/QUOTE]Vino how is Ginger? You do know she's sucking dick for ten bucks now on Paradise Trail don't you? I know you will not respond to this post old man. Lmao!

[QUOTE=PharmaGuy;2991008]My man! ! Mont'ass2, fuq I miss that guy. Is he stilll wearing those clothes as if he just stepped out of an Ice Blue Aqua Velva commercial?

Too fuqn funny.

Or is he still applying his favorite fragrance, the ole' Sex Panther before his 'Fun' swinger events?

Because 60% of the time it works everytime (for attracting men).

Oh hey, have you been over lately to relax and bag some rays on his Sears plastic pvc pipe lawn furniture?

I would love to swing by sometime with my skate deck to do some Ollie board sides on the arm rails!

Fuq, that back porch step up he had was fuqn hilarious! Absolutely, classic! !

He was showing it off like it was some kind of page popping feature str8 out of Better Homo's and Garden.

Is he still doing his 'Cool Rider' impersonation and cruising around on that out-dated motor scooter like he's Michael Carrington in Grease 2?

No wonder he ran off the boards. The dude embarrassed himself at every turn.

Please send him my warmest regards.

P mutha-fuqn G.[/QUOTE]Admit it, M2 and myself sent your silly ass into retirement. You're pathetic.

[QUOTE=Swaganna;2990865]I see you take valuable time to continue to check my fine, after paying half I stopped because I'm stubborn, I can't help it. But since you seem to concerned either pay it or STFU!! It's not your fine so why are you concerned? Like I said, the fine sitting in collection does not bother me one bit so why does it bother you so much you continue to check to set if it's paid? You have serious issues, usually one with your kind of mental problems requires a padded room.

Swags.[/QUOTE]You have a lot of stalkers love, don't these high class people have job's? It amazes me they continue to find time for you and myself. Paige the fat pig is a pill head, she's probably nodded out on a John's cock right now.

[QUOTE=MissMurno69;2991094]Yes she got sticky fingers!

Wasnt that funny Paige knowing her history![/QUOTE]How Monica aka Michael called FLA Adventurer Paige in this post.

Did you notice that swags?

[QUOTE=BishopBlackHat;2991152]Good to see you moved out of the pig pen in the company of another species you are akin to, not by looks but by mentality. You fucking jack ass!

I bet it is funny as fuck to see a pig riding a jack ass in the hood to pick up your rocks. Betcha wish you would have paid that fine you could drive instead of riding a jackass.

You can now be know as donkeydoo the mule rider.

I got fucking jokes tonight!

BBH.[/QUOTE]Triple Chin Miss Piggy aka Donkeydoo The Mule Rider that just isn't very bright. Her new boyfriend, Mr. Piggy took her to his 38 acre farm and showed her where her new home would be. Wonder how soon he will make bacon out of her or will he put her in the petting zoo?

Stay tuned fans! More adventures coming soon with Triple Chin Miss Piggy alias Donkeydoo The Mule Rider.

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[QUOTE=Chris5;2991338]Vino how is Ginger? You do know she's sucking dick for ten bucks now on Paradise Trail don't you? I know you will not respond to this post old man. Lmao![/QUOTE]Ginger had moved to Ocala with her bf. I don't talk to her anymore. I have a plethora of other girls that are just as good, even hotter, and more forgiving on the roses required.

[QUOTE=GeorgeMason;2991120]38 acres beauty? Yeah right.

Top of line new mules? Sure.

I'd like to see a picture of that. Oh wait a minute, it just happen I have a photo of you asshole boyfriend's parents getting you mule ready for that riding. You never told us you asshole boyfriend's parents were both male! And they look so manly, it hard to pick out which one was suppose to be the good female that invite you back!

Lmfao! We see now why you fit in so good with that family. They assholes just like you!

Boom, BOOM! (That one for you, Monica)![/QUOTE]Goofy Georgie Mason he's a horse's ass LOL.

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BAM! ROTFF.

Trail Hunter Livin' The Dream.

[QUOTE=Chris5;2991340]Admit it, M2 and myself sent your silly ass into retirement. You're pathetic.[/QUOTE]Oh my,

You guys were quite a tag team.

You two were like the Fabulous Freebirds in the Rat Trap.

Running around peacocking, doing your Freebird strut.

I felt like Kerry Von Erich when Terry Gordy slammed his head into a steel cage door. You guys really know how to deliver the blows here in the Trap!

M2 did so much irreparable damage to me, that he retired his handle long before he could ever gloat, never to be heard from again. Lolololol

So why did Mon'tease2 leave so abruptly? Hmmmm

**Was it because of the lies I caught him in? Even offering me to have his girlfriend call me (yes that did happen). So that she could corroborate his phoney stories.

**Or was it because this Ass-clown even posted a pic of his supposed girlfriend in the Trap? What fuqn jackwagon does this?

**Or could it be because he posted pics of himself dressed up like he going to a Ronald McDonald convention in front of his Primer-painted 80's cookie cutter hud home?

** Or boasting that he knows the names and locations of all the trap houses? WTF, Huh? What kinda fuqn loser do u have to be coming out bragging about this?

Maybe? Just Maybe? I don't know, just speculating here champ.

Me retired? Yes, sort of, I guess. Didn't want to say it, but over time you just began to bore, you were no longer that shiny new toy anymore.

Hey, I know you missed me, but I didn't want to hurt your feelings I wanted to be a nice guy and tell you (like they do in those complicated relationships people try to escape from) by saying, "it's not your fault Chrissy, it's not, it's me".

Sorry I had to throw that out there pumpkin, sometimes you just have to rip the bandaid off.

Now get back to work clown, break time is over.

Oh, and BTW you missed a spot, be a pal and get that for me.

Thanks,

4-ever your Idol.

P mutha-fuqn G.