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Yess thank you Bloo for taking up for me honestly. Clowns like breeze make me not want to post on here with dumbass comments like that. And it isn't me who isn't writing "english" its the moderator who changes shit for some dumb reason I am using be / see for the word "because" and for some reason it comes as be / se or whatever and then thus it makes no sense.

And also breeze you clown don't ever give me grief I got that stupid "douchebag" label be / see I told some dumbass moderator off like yourself because I simply defended someone on this board all the way back in 2013 and by the way the moderator said he was from South America. Why a moderator would be monitoring a board from TN being in South America is beyond me soo take it up with him please thank you.

I expect that this is the last time I hear about this shit not my fault I provide good data on here to help out others use it don't use it up to you but don't ever give me grief again you circus clown. Thanks again for the help Bloofin take care all more details later.

Outinthestreet.

[QUOTE=Bloofin;2504754]Breeze, I believe he means be / see or because when he had Be / see. Most likely he was using voice to be text and probably said "be backslash see" and it translated be / see.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=OutInTheStreet;2503896]Is this the Whitney girl? Didn't know or couldn't tell form the ad but looked like it.

[URL]http://knoxville.backpage.com/BodyRubs/working-today-and-tuesday/13177994[/URL]

Anyone ever seen this one too?

[URL]http://knoxville.backpage.com/BodyRubs/pretty-face-small-waistb2b-full-body-rubtoday-til-11pm-highly-reviewed-provider/10943732[/URL]

And this one too? - I have heard good things about the girl in the pic with the red robe but I have no idea who the other slutty girl is must be a new addition to her roster.

[URL]http://knoxville.backpage.com/BodyRubs/4-hand-special-best-body-rubs-brand-new-faces-here-to-make-your-day-relaxing/12375101[/URL]

Outinthestreet.[/QUOTE]What is the title of Douchebag mean? Is that below regular member?

[QUOTE=YoungBlood1;2499926]I get that there are prudes out there who don't share the same views as we do but what harm were those places doing to "local businesses" that they felt they needed to complain? Don't get me wrong, both of these places received plenty of complaints on this board and there is probably nothing lost by them being closed, but it just irks me that some people can't mind their own business.[/QUOTE]Sun Spa, I have no idea why local business would complain as they were tucked off the main roads. I can only imagine it was the mechanic shop next door and something to do with the limited parking. Or they were just being pricks, who knows.

As for New Fly they were in a fairly busy shopping area, but to my knowledge they ran a pretty straight and narrow business. I can't say that they didn't offer ES but I never heard anyone mention it. Why they would draw complaints I can't say as there wasn't really anything going against them from nearby businesses.

Ultimately, AMPs are always going to make easy targets for stings if for no other reason than there is generally only one licensed therapist on site, and even then it seems many times the licenses are forged. So if the local LEO wants to make a few quick arrests to make the community feel better about its self AMPs seem to be pretty high on the list.

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Had a good dream of Monica. I dreamed she had a decent incall (private) and gave a good rub. I decided to have an hour dream so we wouldn't be rushed. Big titties, nice puss, good experience. I travel a lot, but I may stop by when I'm in Knoxville again.

[URL]http://knoxville.backpage.com/BodyRubs/gorgeous-busty-redhead-doing-full-body-rubs/12762929[/URL]

[QUOTE=OutInTheStreet;2505046]Yess thank you Bloo for taking up for me honestly. Clowns like breeze make me not want to post on here with dumbass comments like that. And it isn't me who isn't writing "english" its the moderator who changes shit for some dumb reason I am using be / see for the word "because" and for some reason it comes as be / se or whatever and then thus it makes no sense.

And also breeze you clown don't ever give me grief I got that stupid "douchebag" label be / see I told some dumbass moderator off like yourself because I simply defended someone on this board all the way back in 2013 and by the way the moderator said he was from South America. Why a moderator would be monitoring a board from TN being in South America is beyond me soo take it up with him please thank you.[/QUOTE][BLUE]It becomes be / see because a bee with a slash and cee is not the same as the word because. We have a text cleanup script that runs against everything posted on the forum. If we didn't, and we know because we didn't use to have it, then about 40% of the content becomes nearly unreadable. People use the number 4 in place of the word for, they use the letter bee in place of the word be. You can solve that problem by following the guidelines you agreed to, one of them says "Don't write like you're in a chatroom."

[quote]NO Chatroom Abbreviations
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I gave you the user title douchebag because you got an infraction a long time ago and then you acted like a douchebag by trying to spam the forum. Just like you are acting like a douchebag by questioning my credentials, I never said I was FROM South America, I said that I LIVE in South America, I'm a 100% Yankee Doodle Dandy, A-1 American through and through AND a monger to boot, AND a member of these fine forums since 2003. English is my native language (if you ever heard my Spanish you would know it's not) so I'm kind of the perfect pick to do the job.

Anyway, just wanted to clear that up, have a great weekend.

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[QUOTE=OutInTheStreet;2505046]Yess thank you Bloo for taking up for me honestly. Clowns like breeze make me not want to post on here with dumbass comments like that. And it isn't me who isn't writing "english" its the moderator who changes shit for some dumb reason I am using be / see for the word "because" and for some reason it comes as be / se or whatever and then thus it makes no sense.

And also breeze you clown don't ever give me grief I got that stupid "douchebag" label be / see I told some dumbass moderator off like yourself because I simply defended someone on this board all the way back in 2013 and by the way the moderator said he was from South America. Why a moderator would be monitoring a board from TN being in South America is beyond me soo take it up with him please thank you.

I expect that this is the last time I hear about this shit not my fault I provide good data on here to help out others use it don't use it up to you but don't ever give me grief again you circus clown. Thanks again for the help Bloofin take care all more details later.

Outinthestreet.[/QUOTE]Well obviously you deserve the "douchebag" moniker sinc you can't read. Look closer at my name it is Bezee nowhere is there an "are" in the name. If you are to lazy to spell out because then I definitely see how you earned the title and will be forever stuck with it. Calling others names just solidifies you member status and I will give you grief as much ad I like BUT I will do it in the proper category: tips, tricks, arguing and other bullshit.

Sorry to all the others on here looking for ledgably typed useful information I will take my arguing to the proper form.

Happy hobbying.

Bezee.

[QUOTE=CumDump1011;2505253]Had a good dream of Monica. I dreamed she had a decent incall (private) and gave a good rub. I decided to have an hour dream so we wouldn't be rushed. Big titties, nice puss, good experience. I travel a lot, but I may stop by when I'm in Knoxville again.

[URL]http://knoxville.backpage.com/BodyRubs/gorgeous-busty-redhead-doing-full-body-rubs/12762929[/URL][/QUOTE]This is interesting, was it a straight forward massage?

I read an article online recently about a guy getting a happy ending while getting a brazillian wax. After some further digging it turns out there are several stories of this same experience by others and even some videos. I'm definitely not into getting waxed but I'm just curious if any of you gentlemen have experienced anything similar to this either here in Knoxville or anywhere else? Feel free to PM if you don't feel like posting. Thanks, YB.

[QUOTE=CumDump1011;2505253]Had a good dream of Monica. I dreamed she had a decent incall (private) and gave a good rub. I decided to have an hour dream so we wouldn't be rushed. Big titties, nice puss, good experience. I travel a lot, but I may stop by when I'm in Knoxville again.

[URL]http://knoxville.backpage.com/BodyRubs/gorgeous-busty-redhead-doing-full-body-rubs/12762929[/URL][/QUOTE]You my friend should play the lottery tonight. Your a very lucky man to have made it out with your remaining cash and your ass. She has a lengthy past surrounded by questionable characters. The search feature on here will same you money and keep you safe. Feel free to PM me for details.

[QUOTE=Admin2;2505359][BLUE]It becomes be / see because a bee with a slash and cee is not the same as the word because. We have a text cleanup script that runs against everything posted on the forum. If we didn't, and we know because we didn't use to have it, then about 40% of the content becomes nearly unreadable. People use the number 4 in place of the word for, they use the letter bee in place of the word be. You can solve that problem by following the guidelines you agreed to, one of them says "Don't write like you're in a chatroom."

See it's right there in the guidelines. No person is changing what you write, a script is trying to correct what you write.

I gave you the user title douchebag because you got an infraction a long time ago and then you acted like a douchebag by trying to spam the forum. Just like you are acting like a douchebag by questioning my credentials, I never said I was FROM South America, I said that I LIVE in South America, I'm a 100% Yankee Doodle Dandy, A-1 American through and through AND a monger to boot, AND a member of these fine forums since 2003. English is my native language (if you ever heard my Spanish you would know it's not) so I'm kind of the perfect pick to do the job.

Anyway, just wanted to clear that up, have a great weekend.

A2[/BLUE][/QUOTE]It's good to have, and to enforce, our rules. I, for one, rapidly tire of texting gibberish. Sometimes, though, the rules may come adrift. Today I posted, in Raleigh, NC, and included the term "see-section" (with a capital letter see standing for Caesarian, a fairly standard abbreviation I'd have thought) and somehow or other it ended up as "see-section"! Does cutting and pasting text have an effect on how it is treated?

[QUOTE=MDBellamy;2505648]It's good to have, and to enforce, our rules. I, for one, rapidly tire of texting gibberish. Sometimes, though, the rules may come adrift. Today I posted, in Raleigh, NC, and included the term "see-section" (with a capital letter see standing for Caesarian, a fairly standard abbreviation I'd have thought) and somehow or other it ended up as "see-section"! Does cutting and pasting text have an effect on how it is treated?[/QUOTE]Same problem again!

[QUOTE=Sexhoundtn2;2505604]You my friend should play the lottery tonight. Your a very lucky man to have made it out with your remaining cash and your ass. She has a lengthy past surrounded by questionable characters. The search feature on here will same you money and keep you safe. Feel free to PM me for details.[/QUOTE]You are a great asset to this forum, SexHound2. I wish more of us could be as generous and competent. A lot of it comes down to individual effort, so please let's all try to raise the bar a bit. Navigating these sometimes dangerous and risky adventures requires effort, right (unless you're a fool)?

Stopped in again this evening. No hints of any extras, and the therapist's attire was not exactly titillating.

Still, it was a good massage, but the therapist was very demanding about upgrading the tip.

Don't think I'll go back.

BTW, what is it on the breath of these women? I have met quite a few, and their breath is almost always the same. I just can't place what it is.

Funny. I was there tonight also. No extras. But dang what a tease!

And the breath thing! Yes it's true! I gave her a big bill and wanted change. Don't think she liked that to much but massage was great!

Might be ketosis. The lack of carbs in their diet. Then, there's rice? That's nothing but carbohydrates, right? Lack of brushing their teeth, maybe? I don't know but I've always wondered myself about that. Never stopped me from having a good time, however. Just always wondered about that. Oh, to smell that terrible breath again without fear of getting busted for enjoying myself! Fucking assholes!

[QUOTE=Nobody246;2510773]Stopped in again this evening. No hints of any extras, and the therapist's attire was not exactly titillating.

Still, it was a good massage, but the therapist was very demanding about upgrading the tip.

Don't think I'll go back.

BTW, what is it on the breath of these women? I have met quite a few, and their breath is almost always the same. I just can't place what it is.[/QUOTE]

I think someone has already moved into the Angel Spa location. I could be wrong, but I think this is the same local.

[URL]https://knoxville.craigslist.org/thp/5065749190.html[/URL]

[QUOTE=TenAnmp;2507433]You are a great asset to this forum, SexHound2. I wish more of us could be as generous and competent. A lot of it comes down to individual effort, so please let's all try to raise the bar a bit. Navigating these sometimes dangerous and risky adventures requires effort, right (unless you're a fool)?[/QUOTE]Your welcome TenA and thank you. The more we share the more we all stay safe and the less money we waste.

[QUOTE=GandMaster99;2510889]I think someone has already moved into the Angel Spa location. I could be wrong, but I think this is the same local.

[URL]https://knoxville.craigslist.org/thp/5065749190.html[/URL][/QUOTE]It's not the same location. This one is in Maryville.

Might be ketosis. The lack of carbs in their diet. Then, there's rice? That's nothing but carbohydrates, right? Lack of brushing their teeth, maybe? I don't know but I've always wondered myself about that. Never stopped me from having a good time, however. Just always wondered about that. Oh, to smell that terrible breath again without fear of getting busted for enjoying myself!

If the girls are Korean it's from eating kimchee. I spent a year in Korea and know from experience. Very spicy and goes well with beer. You can actually buy it from Ingles.

[QUOTE=Jg3786;2510925]It's not the same location. This one is in Maryville.[/QUOTE]Theyve had their grand opening for a month or so now. I tried them. Lots of teasing, table shower AFTER the massage and self service only after paying for more time.

Been to 2 different parlors.

Both gave decent massage.

Got full service at both.

Not giving address publicly.

I'm no longer giving public business names.

Been watching forum and reviewing post. Been at this several years and never posted. DO not waste your time at Acu if your wanting extras. But if you are wanting a quality cheap massage minus Tb SHower this is the place to go to.

[QUOTE=Rsander1990;2516641]Been watching forum and reviewing post. Been at this several years and never posted. DO not waste your time at Acu if your wanting extras. But if you are wanting a quality cheap massage minus Tb SHower this is the place to go to.[/QUOTE]ACU has been reviewed on here many many times. Read reviews and use the search feature. It will save you from TOFTT when already been done.

[QUOTE=Sexhoundtn2;2517052]ACU has been reviewed on here many many times. Read reviews and use the search feature. It will save you from TOFTT when already been done.[/QUOTE]I was just making a statement. Acu provides a really good massage. I still go there not expecting anything to get their massage.

Ok, I admit it, I made a few mistakes!

Having had a couple of good trips to Niota last winter I made the trek down I-75 with high hopes despite later reviews. (mistake #1).

I was met at door by older (and I mean older. As in 65) Korean lady who signed me up, took me to the room and instructed me to get undressed. I innocently ask, "which girls are working tonight?" That was apparently Mistake #2. My question earned me a slap on the rump and the stern admonishment: "Never ask a woman for a girl. I give you massage. ".

Fearfully, I complied. I thought: What is the worse that can happen? It's only a massage. She has to have lots and lots of experience. This is ok, I will get through it. Then she ask "Are You Law. " Damn the right answer was right there. Staring me in the face - "Yes, I am LEO. Leave me alone. " But, I panicked and said "no I'm not the law. " Mistake #3. Cost me the tip I had to give her to leave me alone.

Yes, that's her. She gets insulted if she thinks you find her unattractive. You might have fared better if you hadn't asked about the girl.

Useful rules when dealing with AMPs:

- unless you know the establishment is trustworthy, do not pay the house fee until you see the girl who will give you the massage.

- learn the skill of walking out if you don't like what you see. Even if you leave disappointed, at least you'll have money in your pocket.

- never carry more money in with you than you are willing to spend.

- whenever they ask, you have always been there before.

- if you have been there before, it helps to remember the name of the girl who saw you.

I probably wouldn't claim to be LEO, though. Sometimes these places have a heavy nearby. Better to hesitate and briefly look off to the side before saying "no". Then they'll take your money but you'll only get a really crappy massage.

[QUOTE=John3735;2517704]Ok, I admit it, I made a few mistakes!

Having had a couple of good trips to Niota last winter I made the trek down I-75 with high hopes despite later reviews. (mistake #1).

I was met at door by older (and I mean older. As in 65) Korean lady who signed me up, took me to the room and instructed me to get undressed. I innocently ask, "which girls are working tonight?" That was apparently Mistake #2. My question earned me a slap on the rump and the stern admonishment: "Never ask a woman for a girl. I give you massage. ".

Fearfully, I complied. I thought: What is the worse that can happen? It's only a massage. She has to have lots and lots of experience. This is ok, I will get through it. Then she ask "Are You Law. " Damn the right answer was right there. Staring me in the face - "Yes, I am LEO. Leave me alone. " But, I panicked and said "no I'm not the law. " Mistake #3. Cost me the tip I had to give her to leave me alone.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=WheelerJim;2503595]A lady I have been seeing for massage therapy is awesome I like deep tissue with a therapist using elbows and this thin tall raven haired beauty is great and is great to look at all for 60 roses for 1 hour and says she is looking for new customers if anyone is interested hit me up.[/QUOTE]I finally got the opportunity to meet with this lady last week. Got the best massage I have had in a long time. She gave me a deep tissue and it was really good! A couple of times I had to have her back off. She is very personable and nice to look at.

[QUOTE=WheelerJim;2503595]A lady I have been seeing for massage therapy is awesome I like deep tissue with a therapist using elbows and this thin tall raven haired beauty is great and is great to look at all for 60 roses for 1 hour and says she is looking for new customers if anyone is interested hit me up.[/QUOTE]Just got back from my massage with this lovely lady. Top-shelf massage, beautiful woman, good talk. Highly recommended for people wanting to get their body worked on. Be good to her guys!

Had some business in Loudon this afternoon, so I decided to visit the spa in Niota. Complete waste of time. Mama san is a very hateful, irritable old woman. Sadly she was the one who gave me my "massage", which lasted maybe 6 minutes. Paid for an hour, was in the building 25 min. When her kneeing the hell out of / walking all over my back was just too much she because extremely irritated. Do not recommend this place. I wouldn't visit again even if Kate Upton was giving away freebies, out of principle. I'm very surprised this place has even one positive review. Should have visited the Southern Belle. It's also a brief time with a crappy massage, but at least she's attractive and not a heinous person.

If that ever happens, let me know and I'll happily take your place on line. LOL. Sorry you had a bad experience though.

[QUOTE=BoroDude;2519237] I wouldn't visit again even if Kate Upton was giving away freebies, out of principle. [/QUOTE].

Was driving by the old Bali Spa on Chapman & it has a new "Luck's Spa" sign up. Anyone have any info on what's going on? Thanks.

Went there yesterday. Girl, ("Ivana" or something) in her 40's. 20 minutes of pushing on back with towel over butt for 60. Then make you bid against yourself for extras. Extras were mechanical. Left there thinking "why in the world did I just spend money for that?" Girl was complaining that I was only the third person that day to visit. She said she is only girl working there.

I had a short but decent massage. Roaming hands at end let me know extras were available. Girl was a middle aged.

Went to one of my old favorites today. New girl from the usual one that I always see there but the same decent experience for the $. The real reason I wanted to post was that I noticed an interesting sticker posted in their little entrance area. If A2 feels this info is too hot, please feel free to delete the post but it feels relevant. The sticker was a sheriff's badge that said "Volunteer League Fraternal Police Order" and "VIP donor" or "Platinum donor" I can't remember which. This could be the reason they always seem to fly under the radar when it comes to AMP busts. Seemed too interesting to not pass on, happy hunting gents.

YB.

[QUOTE=WheelerJim;2503595]A lady I have been seeing for massage therapy is awesome I like deep tissue with a therapist using elbows and this thin tall raven haired beauty is great and is great to look at all for 60 roses for 1 hour and says she is looking for new customers if anyone is interested hit me up.[/QUOTE]Another two thumbs up for this WJ find. Good looking. Intuitive. Strong. Skilled. Sun shiney disposition. Sweet voice. Location a little unusual (like where you might get the other kinda rubbing) so you'll have to park next door if you're in the company vehicle. But once you are in, you forget what state you in almost immedietly. She called it massage drunk. Thanks again Wheeler.

[QUOTE=Lvglsvgs;2529778]Another two thumbs up for this WJ find. Good looking. Intuitive. Strong. Skilled. Sun shiney disposition. Sweet voice. Location a little unusual (like where you might get the other kinda rubbing) so you'll have to park next door if you're in the company vehicle. But once you are in, you forget what state you in almost immedietly. She called it massage drunk. Thanks again Wheeler.[/QUOTE]Hook me up?

[QUOTE=YoungBlood1;2527299]Went to one of my old favorites today. New girl from the usual one that I always see there but the same decent experience for the $. The real reason I wanted to post was that I noticed an interesting sticker posted in their little entrance area. If A2 feels this info is too hot, please feel free to delete the post but it feels relevant. The sticker was a sheriff's badge that said "Volunteer League Fraternal Police Order" and "VIP donor" or "Platinum donor" I can't remember which. This could be the reason they always seem to fly under the radar when it comes to AMP busts. Seemed too interesting to not pass on, happy hunting gents.

YB.[/QUOTE]About those stickers. They have been posted there and at many other AMPs I have been in for years.

When I first moved here I went to a spa, can't remember the name. They had a hand written sign in the steam room telling people not to piss in the heat rocks. I laughed my ass off when I saw that and asked the mamasan if that was meant as a joke and she said, 'no, men piss in there, all the time they piss in there'. So I asked her if I could take a pic of it when my phone because it was funny and she totally freaked. I didn't know about all the issues they had to deal with. Still funny though.

If she does a bbj or HE I wouldn't complian. Just hope it's not a man.

[QUOTE=John3735;2517704]Ok, I admit it, I made a few mistakes!

Having had a couple of good trips to Niota last winter I made the trek down I-75 with high hopes despite later reviews. (mistake #1).

I was met at door by older (and I mean older. As in 65) Korean lady who signed me up, took me to the room and instructed me to get undressed. I innocently ask, "which girls are working tonight?" That was apparently Mistake #2. My question earned me a slap on the rump and the stern admonishment: "Never ask a woman for a girl. I give you massage. ".

Fearfully, I complied. I thought: What is the worse that can happen? It's only a massage. She has to have lots and lots of experience. This is ok, I will get through it. Then she ask "Are You Law. " Damn the right answer was right there. Staring me in the face - "Yes, I am LEO. Leave me alone. " But, I panicked and said "no I'm not the law. " Mistake #3. Cost me the tip I had to give her to leave me alone.[/QUOTE].