Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=BigCoolie;3622683]What scene do you normally visit?

GB is not the only one, but it is the easiest to find by far. I believe that is why the popular girls come and go so quickly here. Anyway, try VIP during lunch time and you will receive much better results. I have noticed that TK is better late in the afternoon and evening.

Stay safe gents and ladies.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the info. I'll let you all know how it goes. After my experience at VIP, I'm tempted to try another establishment. I've been to NOVA and to Mo county. I used to frequent DC a lot until that dried up.

[QUOTE=Miketastic69;3601616]Hey, I'm old. Its either wait for pussy or wait for death. Waiting for pussy is much more fun.[/QUOTE]Lmfao. Dead.

Went by VIP this morning and there was a cop car sitting in the parking lot at the corner with no one inside but suspicious so decided to head over to TK. Be careful.

[QUOTE=Drdrdrdr;3628570]Went by VIP this morning and there was a cop car sitting in the parking lot at the corner with no one inside but suspicious so decided to head over to TK. Be careful.[/QUOTE]Just called over there to check it out, MMS said Sunny and Happy are back, everything's okay. He must've been in that insurance office on the corner or something. Thanks for the heads up anyway.

Are MP's open on Thanksgiving? LOL.

[QUOTE=WalterKovacs;3631181]Are MP's open on Thanksgiving? LOL.[/QUOTE]The only time an AMP closes is if they are busted. Other than that they are open 365.

To all the fans of Gucci at TK, you better hurry up and see her until next year. She's going on vacation from December 5th for 2 months.

[QUOTE=Drdrdrdr;3628570]Went by VIP this morning and there was a cop car sitting in the parking lot at the corner with no one inside but suspicious so decided to head over to TK. Be careful.[/QUOTE]I went there post lunch, before checking your post.

I didn't find anything suspicious. The place was bustling with business.

Mamasan allowed me in to a room. I asked if I could meet Cookie or, meet any one as good as Happy.

Mamasan said everyone's busy and offered Sunny, Sony. Or, similar sounding name. Blocked her for half an hr.

In came a petite, girl next door type fem, must be in mid thirties.

TS was regular. She couldn't carry out a conversation but could communicate whatever is required.

In to the room. No massage offered. I was asked what I wanted? . I asked for a full menu.

She took the donation 1. 2 and went out to grab a cover.

In she came and undressed, started squeezing her melons for sometime. Good handful!

She put on the cover and started sucking. Not too enthusiastic!

Once I got hard, she climbed over and helped herself. I lifted her and put her back on the table without unplugging the inserted wire and pushed hard for sometime.

Then, changed position to K9 and sprayed inside the cover.

Good relief but not a 5 star experience.

Will repeat and will ask for someone else new!

[QUOTE=VetteClub;3628788]Took a long lunch and stopped in RS, Met sweet little Lisa, Very pretty girl with size D TA-TAS. I haven't been here in a while, todays session was outstanding. I do recommend Sweet Lisa.[/QUOTE]She is a little sweetie. Big fake boobies on her small frame and enormous nipples. She tries hard on the massage and the extras, too.

I would recommend.

Has anyone hit up Cherry's lately?

[QUOTE=JohnSmith16;3638975]Has anyone hit up Cherry's lately?[/QUOTE]Skinny provided that had me stand on the side of the table. Can't remember the name. Not the same vibe as when Suzy and Gina was there. Def not like blue. Blue was the gold standard. If you were not around under the blue era you really missed something.

I started in this hobby long, long ago, and have been out of it for at least 12 years. I decided to try VIP the other weekend. I drew a tall woman who told me her name was Shirley (Yeah, right). At the beginning she kept asking me questions, and I had trouble understanding her because of her accent. When I would ask her what she said, she would repeat it louder. I think she thought I was hard of hearing because of my age. When I told her that I was having trouble understanding her, and I wasn't hard of hearing, she said "Well I'm sorry I'm not an American. " I thought then that this wasn't going to turn out good.

After the table shower and the massage, which were pretty good, she asked me what I wanted. I told her I wanted the works. She asked me if I could get ten hut and go to completion. I told her yes, of course. She told me not to blame her if I couldn't finish. I told her it wouldn't be a problem. She removed her clothes, and she had a nice body with very nice ta tas. She also had a tramp stamp. She put on the cover and had no problem getting me ten hut. We started off in cowgirl and then we switched to doggie. I really slammed that thing. She was surprised that I could finish and fill the bag. She asked me if I had a girlfriend, and I said no. She told me that I should find one who could enjoy my hydraulics. I laughed and told her she probably says that to all her customers. I'm sure I'm one of, if not the, oldest customers she's had.

Hey forum reviewers,

I'm new to the PG county area and was wondering if anyone could recommend a discrete place that has great service and what prices I would expect?

[QUOTE=BigNy56;3641157]Hey forum reviewers,

I'm new to the PG county area and was wondering if anyone could recommend a discrete place that has great service and what prices I would expect?[/QUOTE]Have you read this forum at all?

After playing the seductive games with the Angels in NOVA I was due for a complete therapy. Had a session with Anna at TK. We had amazing chemistry throughout the session. She was wearing a short dress, as she proceeded with the massage she pulled her dress higher and higher until her muffin was in my plain view. I teased her a bit until it was time for a flip. Rather than fill the page with graphic prurient material, I have to say the journey was stupendous. I also loved her gregarious and vivacious personality.

For now I will rotate between TK and Angels as I enjoy repeat sessions and low turnover at both AMPs.

SS.

My visit to TK was before TG holiday. Several members have PM'd me. One stated that he was told there is new management with new providers. Is that true? If that is the case it is a big loss.

[QUOTE=DrSchwanzstein;3643965]My visit to TK was before TG holiday. Several members have PM'd me. One stated that he was told there is new management with new providers. Is that true? If that is the case it is a big loss.[/QUOTE]Does anyone know if Anna is still at TK?

Does anyone have any details on her?

Any info?

[QUOTE=HughJardon;3641894]Have you read this forum at all?[/QUOTE]Many reviews are dated, so I don't think its an inappropriate post to ask. Thanks for your input, it was extremely insightful.

Headed up Friday from down south. Going to head to the greenbelt area. I haven't heard much discussion about damage at VIP or RS, but generally what's the damage from least to most. This is for a few extras but not the whole 9 yards. Pm is fine and accepted.

Has been a long time since I have ventured out into the spa world. I decided to check for gold at the end of Rainbow and hit a sweet jackpot. As it was from the old place in the same location, never not satisfied. Great way to burn the afternoon of "use it or lose it" vacation before the end of the year. I know what I am doing next week with my afternoon off.

[QUOTE=BigNy56;3645331]Many reviews are dated, so I don't think its an inappropriate post to ask. Thanks for your input, it was extremely insightful.[/QUOTE]Good point! In this case you can go ahead and read back for a year or two, things have changed very little in terms of places and prices.

I have asked at VIP and Cherry with no takers, any advice? P.S. Sunny at VIP is great.

[QUOTE=BigRhumba;3647067]I have asked at VIP and Cherry with no takers, any advice? P.S. Sunny at VIP is great.[/QUOTE]Ah, a trip to Ikaros. It is done, in my experience, in the moment. You need a provider with whom you have established trust and a rapport. You need the generous cash supplement to persuade. Even then, be prepared for rejection, but sometimes it takes a second or third request, on subsequent visits, to achieve it.

It can be done, but rarely. They tend to be petite, we tend to be hefty, so there is a concern of their part.

Good luck.

[QUOTE=Giraffe2;3644557]Does anyone know if Anna is still at TK?[/QUOTE]I wanted to know this as well so I stopped by yesterday and asked. Was told that Anna is no longer in this line of work.

[QUOTE=GingerMan;3647514]Ah, a trip to Ikaros. It is done, in my experience, in the moment. You need a provider with whom you have established trust and a rapport. You need the generous cash supplement to persuade. Even then, be prepared for rejection, but sometimes it takes a second or third request, on subsequent visits, to achieve it.

It can be done, but rarely. They tend to be petite, we tend to be hefty, so there is a concern of their part.

Good luck.[/QUOTE]Much appreciated, I will increase my visit frequency.

This actually happened last week, I just haven't posted due to time.

I stopped by TK one evening and I was hoping to see one of my regulars. As I entered the room I was told that they will send me a cute girl so they closed the door and I started getting comfortable. 'HEllo! They said, and I saw older lad =why. Her face looked around her 50's and her body. Well. It wasn't the best eye candy I've ever seen. So I ask for another one. I saw down and waited for the outcome before I continued to get comfortable. : hello; Again, and enters a troll. With big fake bolts on and a face filled with botox! So I put my shoes back on and I reply. "hello and good bye" she still said I was cute while I was walking out. I felt bad after that but I knew that I would have felt worst if I stayed LOL.

I drove down to Angels since I haven't been there since the last time they closed. And had a great time. Ok looking lady. Ok personality. Great shower and massage. But once it was time to undug the carrot. And it all went down hill. She wouldn't offer FS, all I got offered was a hand shake. And I was about to enjoy the blast to mars someone knock on the door.

Oh lord. Mission aborted. I felt upset and betrayed and I wasn't able to finish. So I continue getting a massage and tried to leave a tip. But the lady said, next time. As I got out the door mamasa slap me on the back and said "what's wrong with you! I replied with the same question and we all laugh LOL she sais shill give me 2 hours for the inconvenience. But I don't think they will remember me.

The following day I felt a bit of nostalgic, so I decided to drop by VIP. I've always heard of it but I never been there. Oh what a sunny day I met!

Great smile, great personality and great massage. Oh lord, he sure did send me an angel. I loved digging that carrot on K9. And seeing her amazing and round apple bottom bounce back.

I sure will be back, and I hope to reply on here.

Stopped by oriental wellness yesterday and had the pleasure of meeting jay very enjoyable time.

OW has always been a good place for me to visit no complaint.

[QUOTE=BunnyHunter;3653356]
I drove down to Angels since I haven't been there since the last time they closed. And had a great time. Ok looking lady. Ok personality. Great shower and massage. But once it was time to undug the carrot. And it all went down hill. She wouldn't offer FS, all I got offered was a hand shake. And I was about to enjoy the blast to mars someone knock on the door.[/QUOTE]To the best of my knowledge, there is virtually a 100% chance that you will not get more than a hand shake finish at any place in NOVA. If you were expecting more on the menu, I can understand your disappointment, but just so you know, FS basically doesn't exist as an option in Northern Virginia massage parlors.

[QUOTE=JTreehorn14;3654810]To the best of my knowledge, there is virtually a 100% chance that you will not get more than a hand shake finish at any place in NOVA. If you were expecting more on the menu, I can understand your disappointment, but just so you know, FS basically doesn't exist as an option in Northern Virginia massage parlors.[/QUOTE]I've never been to NoVa but I've aleays wanted to visit a place there. CP and GB are closer so I tend to stay around for the convenience.

[QUOTE=Riggo;3641031]I started in this hobby long, long ago, and have been out of it for at least 12 years. I decided to try VIP the other weekend. I drew a tall woman who told me her name was Shirley (Yeah, right). At the beginning she kept asking me questions, and I had trouble understanding her because of her accent. When I would ask her what she said, she would repeat it louder. I think she thought I was hard of hearing because of my age. When I told her that I was having trouble understanding her, and I wasn't hard of hearing, she said "Well I'm sorry I'm not an American. " I thought then that this wasn't going to turn out good.

After the table shower and the massage, which were pretty good, she asked me what I wanted. I told her I wanted the works. She asked me if I could get ten hut and go to completion. I told her yes, of course. She told me not to blame her if I couldn't finish. I told her it wouldn't be a problem. She removed her clothes, and she had a nice body with very nice ta tas. She also had a tramp stamp. She put on the cover and had no problem getting me ten hut. We started off in cowgirl and then we switched to doggie. I really slammed that thing. She was surprised that I could finish and fill the bag. She asked me if I had a girlfriend, and I said no. She told me that I should find one who could enjoy my hydraulics. I laughed and told her she probably says that to all her customers. I'm sure I'm one of, if not the, oldest customers she's had.[/QUOTE]Nice report. What was the damage if you don't mind me asking??

[QUOTE=GingerMan;3647514]Ah, a trip to Ikaros. It is done, in my experience, in the moment. You need a provider with whom you have established trust and a rapport. You need the generous cash supplement to persuade. Even then, be prepared for rejection, but sometimes it takes a second or third request, on subsequent visits, to achieve it.

It can be done, but rarely. They tend to be petite, we tend to be hefty, so there is a concern of their part.

Good luck.[/QUOTE]In 30+ years of AMPing at a few different places around the US, I've never had that offered, but it's not something important enough to me to try to get. Even from AMPs and girls where I was a pretty frequent regular.

There is a Thai apartment agency that operates around Baltimore and in NoVa where some girls explicitly offer it, as well as a few Thai independents in NoVa, but there's screening and it will cost you.

I tried to post this 2 weeks ago, but I don't know what happened.

I went to TK Monday evening & when I told mamassan I wanted 1 hour she said only half hour so I declined & went up the road to VIP where mamassan sent me very cute Sunny for what was supposed to be 1 hour. We started out with an ok, but rushed massage because TS was busy. After about 10 minutes she rushed me in & out TS with no special attention to the areas I'm used to. Back to the room for more of an ok, but rushed massage leading up to the finish. You guessed it, another rush through all the motions of everything to a finish. Total damage 1. 4 (I came up with) plus house fee. A nice, clean comfortable atmosphere, but I was rushed & definitely shorted on time. (on my way back to vehicle in 45 minutes from when I handed over house fee) I will repeat, but with another provider which shouldn't be hard since she said she was going on vacation.

[QUOTE=DrSchwanzstein;3642032]After playing the seductive games with the Angels in NOVA I was due for a complete therapy. Had a session with Anna at TK. We had amazing chemistry throughout the session. She was wearing a short dress, as she proceeded with the massage she pulled her dress higher and higher until her muffin was in my plain view. I teased her a bit until it was time for a flip. Rather than fill the page with graphic prurient material, I have to say the journey was stupendous. I also loved her gregarious and vivacious personality.

For now I will rotate between TK and Angels as I enjoy repeat sessions and low turnover at both AMPs.

SS.[/QUOTE]I have an update on Anna but not on open forum as she has had stalker issues. I'm sure it will get out eventually but not because of me. PM for details.

Took another trip 2 VIP a few nights ago. Went in the room & a few minutes later a 30 ish ok looking with natural b-cups comes in & I opted for the full hour. Few minutes later we go 2 TS & she's methodically going thru the list, not paying attention to detail, not thorough, & no conversation. Back 2 the room she starts a poor excuse for a massage. I don't know what it was. Shortly after she prepares for the full finish. After she rushed through the last part I learned her name (Green) as I was preparing to leave. Absolutely not worth the 1. 2 plus 60 house fee. Entire experience was a 5 at best. However as I was leaving, mamasan gave me a nice little Christmas Gift that was neatly rapped, which was not only thoughtful, I actually found use in it. (I won't spoil your surprise). Only 30 minutes has passed from when they took my money until I was preparing to leave. I got shorted more than the last time. Totally ridiculous. I will not be returning for a while.

[QUOTE=Busternutter;3661155]...I opted for the full hour. ... Only 30 minutes has passed from when they took my money until I was preparing to leave. I got shorted more than the last time. Totally ridiculous. I will not be returning for a while.[/QUOTE]30 minutes is pretty bad when you pay for an hour. The other evening I got cut back to 42 minutes from entry to exit at Rising Sun and I know of 2 other customers that got cut back worse than that at Cherry. The parking lot was empty in both of these situations, so, it wasn't as if customers were waiting in another room.

I don't know why all 3 of us got shorted that bad at 2 different spas. Normally I get the full hour at Cherry. I don't normally go to Rising Sun, so I don't know what is normal there.

[QUOTE=Horsetrader;3662341]30 minutes is pretty bad when you pay for an hour. The other evening I got cut back to 42 minutes from entry to exit at Rising Sun and I know of 2 other customers that got cut back worse than that at Cherry. The parking lot was empty in both of these situations, so, it wasn't as if customers were waiting in another room.

I don't know why all 3 of us got shorted that bad at 2 different spas. Normally I get the full hour at Cherry. I don't normally go to Rising Sun, so I don't know what is normal there.[/QUOTE]Suffered the same fate at Cherry recently, which I had previously preferred to the competition because in the past I had found the providers to have better attitudes than elsewhere (no haggling, for example, over my tip, which is always very reasonable (north of standard) because I prefer to avoid the haggling process that I've still suffered elsewhere).

This time, Cookie was a cold dish. Service was subpar, out the door in much less than an hour, and also with a largely-empty parking situation so the rush wasn't easily explained. I'd hoped to see Coco, who had been great in the past, but she was apparently on vacation.

It seems that I have a strong case of YMMV in terms of quality in the area, regardless of where I've gone, and whenever there's someone I click with, they're often not available the next time I partake. If I could instead find a good, steady situation (preferably with a spinner) I would, but it seems elusive in the area.

I hadn't tried TK yet, so swung by yesterday (Thursday). I was offered Coco, a long blond haired Korean lady of a "certain" age. I say "certain" cause she's no 20 something and I have a hard time determining these ladies ages. She did have some large bolt-ons, a little bit of a pooch, and no ass to speak of. She's not a great conversationalist, but she seemed pretty happy in general. TS was okay, and the massage was quite good. Good strong work and a little teasing at the end before the flip.

Once we got to the good stuff, she was happy to do a few different positions on the oral part. One she wouldn't do is a favorite of mine, where the lady lays on her back with her head over the end of the bed, table, whatever. This gives good access for some deepthroat. She saw what I wanted her to do, and told me "No porno". For some reason, this cracked me up. We did FS, and she has a tight little snapper that he likes to clench. I kept telling her that was porno-style. She wiped me up and told me my girlfriend is a lucky women.

She's fun and I'd repeat. TK is having a $50 holiday sale, so jump on it!

Took a trip to Oriental Wellness after a long time.

Asked for Jay based on reviews on her.

Jay is a tall, artificially endowed and petite framed chick. Looks stiff in her face, seemed like a south-Korean robot to me, that spoke pretty well. Engages in a conversation all the while. Paid a house fee of. 6 + 1. 4 asking for an hour and a service that covers everything. The massage was one of the best that I have had for sometime. The intent of the massage wasn't pretentious at all, very genuine. I have paid the same and have got a lame press from other providers in the past that they call 'a massage'. The TS part was amazing, Jay was accommodating. Lot of tongue and RIM while I lay on my stomach. Licked and sucked my balls beyond my content. Performed a BBBJ, didn't seemed to be looking at the time. Used her mouth to cover the protection over what matters. Sat on top of me to give me a view of how much of mine in and out inside her. After some vigorous squats to got be worked-up, she bent down on her knees to have me dig her from behind. Which I did, to blast and erupt in ecstasy.

Fabulous time. 5-star service. Will return for the way Jay makes you feel and walk out with complete satisfaction.

On a side note: Observed a red sedan with someone in the driver's seat reclined wearing a hoodie as I entered the premise. The individual was having a phone in hand with a earphone connected. Although, he made it look like he was listening to the music / enjoying watching a video, his hand was outstretched positioning the phone in the direction of the AMP's door while he lay down in the reclined seat. Seemed weird, reported it to Mamasan. She later said, it is someone waiting for the patient at the doctor's next door. May be I am just over-working the investigator inside me, just thought it was good to share.

New here. Can someone explain to me the code behind the donation?

I am really confused and don't understand the coding as I read thru the thread.

The latest one is from unsunghero:

"Engages in a conversation all the while. Paid a house fee of. 6 + 1. 4 asking for an hour and a service that covers everything. ".

[QUOTE=Bit28;3665387]New here. Can someone explain to me the code behind the donation?

I am really confused and don't understand the coding as I read thru the thread.

The latest one is from unsunghero:

"Engages in a conversation all the while. Paid a house fee of. 6 + 1. 4 asking for an hour and a service that covers everything. ".[/QUOTE]Click the link and look right at the very top of the listings. FWIW, sometimes $ is substituted with a number.

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