Massage Parlor Reports

Does anyone have any intel on this one?

[URL]http://columbus.backpage.com/BodyRubs/m-e-and-y-o-u-23/9759687[/URL]

I tried the AMP on Race this weekend. The girl who did the massage was very sexy and friendly. Unfortunately, her performance was not good at all. The best part was her look of disappointment when I didn't give her a tip at the end.

Have visited this joint a few times with the hope of repeat business gets better service so here is my two cents. Good prices. Small area, loud "Relaxing" music played, decent looking chicks. Message depends on the girl I've noticed some are good some not so much. No extras. If they moved locations it would be a lot better that intersection is a brat to get out of at times.

Advertises on CL from time to time. Number to call is 513. [URL]375.XXX[/URL]X. She only offers In call only right now. Cute girl. Avg. Build. Mid 20's. Good massage. No extras or hints. Will repeat though. Link below if it shows up.

[URL]http://cincinnati.craigslist.org/thp/4432868633.html[/URL]

[QUOTE=Mike7794;2069821]Does anyone have any intel on this one?

[URL]http://columbus.backpage.com/BodyRubs/m-e-and-y-o-u-23/9759687[/URL][/QUOTE]Definitely fake. Those are pictures of Nina1987 of Reddit GoneWild fame. If you've never heard of Nina you should check out her pics! [URL]http://www.dailydot.com/society/reddit-gone-wild-nina1987-photos-interview/[/URL].

[QUOTE=Mike7794;2069821]Does anyone have any intel on this one?

[URL]http://columbus.backpage.com/BodyRubs/m-e-and-y-o-u-23/9759687[/URL][/QUOTE]You may want to post your request on the Columbus board. As always.

[QUOTE=Mike7794;2069821]Does anyone have any intel on this one?

[URL]http://columbus.backpage.com/BodyRubs/m-e-and-y-o-u-23/9759687[/URL][/QUOTE]Also, try google image searching the pics. I'll cut you some slack and say now there is almost NO chance that is her. Those pics been around a few years now and believe she was a student out west.

[QUOTE=TheGark;2067832]Has anyone took the plunge on her?

[URL]http://cincinnati.craigslist.org/thp/4428562589.html[/URL][/QUOTE]Hi,

I (as you can tell by my name) am mainly a lurker. BUT I like hard massages. Amy is very good, not too chatty, and does some stretching, even. I was not looking for extras, but don't think they'd be offered. Her room at the time was in her apartment. Family pics, religious symbols. Also, she takes personal info and makes sure to talk about your life, your ca, your career.

Very good massage, though.

Good luck!

Saw Desiree (fna Phoenix) yesterday. Very nice sensual body rub, pleasant conversation. Reasonable price .8. Nice location, will repeat.

[QUOTE=Bckpg721;2067203]I saw her also and agree with you. Massage =8, HJ=8, body for 36 yo =9.5 and price is great.[/QUOTE]How would I get ahold of Danielle.

I'm a low volume monger who usually goes for a GFE, however, I am in the mood for a good massage. I would like a GOOD massage (not just light fingertip rub) with some extras available, for a reasonable price. It seems many providers only deliver one or the other but not both. I'm not a noob, but I've never dipped into the massage realm. It seems like like Danielle, Desiree, and Scarlett and good options (and Christina if she's still around). Can anyone provide a recommendation which is your ATF, and preferably why? PM me if necessary. Please don't just say "they're all good." I want to know what separates them or why you think one is better than another. Thanks in advance for any help.

Saw whoever was advertizing in here [URL]http://cincinnati.backpage.com/BodyRubs/special-60-hr-body-rub-100-salt-scrub-today-only-21/10419294[/URL].

I saw Krystine and Liah, for the 4 hand, it was OK mediocre massage at best. You could have them nude for 20 each and then they will tease you while they do their work, on the flip they finish you but no extras such has BBBJ or CFS.

I won't revisit.

Hey friends!

I saw Scarlett the other day. There's a whole lot of pros to her. For one, she's gorgeous. Two, she's got a good head on her shoulders and can make conversation on a variety of topics. If you guys are looking for a very good massage, a beautiful lady, and some pretty intellectual conversation (she has two degrees) - Scarlett is the woman for you...but don't expect too much in the way of extras. HR is all she offers, along with some roaming of your hands on her body, but nothing beyond heavy petting.

[QUOTE=Kostabi;2061706][URL]http://cincinnati.craigslist.org/crs/4415737330.html[/URL]

I saw April for hour outcall. Said she was trained but did not graduate. Massage was very good. She was not talkative. She said to get comfortable and I said how about you and she said $15 extra.

She did have some baby damage but no tats. Allowed touching FIV etc. Ending was a good HJ kind of teasing with it which built it up more. Will repeat. Not sure what else is on menu.

But will repeat especially for price.[/QUOTE]Had April visit me last weekend for an hr appt. Easy to set up thru text, she was very pleasant. When she arrived, I answered my door to, IMO, a stunning 30 something woman in sunglasses and a ponytail. All went as decribed before, April is quite good at easing sore spots and giving a thorough relaxing massage. Ending was very satiisfying and I think mutually enjoyed, she does take her time. So guys, if this is what you have been looking for (and I know I have), April is a gem for what she does. No fuss, easy to set up, no rush whatsoever, a really good looking woman and rates that are pretty easy to take. Will definitely repeat with her and very soon.

[QUOTE=Sgwaboe;2072430]Had April visit me last weekend for an hr appt. Easy to set up thru text, she was very pleasant. When she arrived, I answered my door to, IMO, a stunning 30 something woman in sunglasses and a ponytail. All went as decribed before, April is quite good at easing sore spots and giving a thorough relaxing massage. Ending was very satiisfying and I think mutually enjoyed, she does take her time. So guys, if this is what you have been looking for (and I know I have), April is a gem for what she does. No fuss, easy to set up, no rush whatsoever, a really good looking woman and rates that are pretty easy to take. Will definitely repeat with her and very soon.[/QUOTE]Waste of time and money... Upsell, not like pic, and shows up late.. Many better options.

TOFTT with the AMP in Independence KY. Decent rub with no signs of extras! Still looking for that perfect AMP!

[QUOTE=CmFun;2072853]TOFTT with the AMP in Independence KY. Decent rub with no signs of extras! Still looking for that perfect AMP![/QUOTE]Up in Warren near Youngstown. Real AMP, not like these jack shacks in Cincy.

[QUOTE=Pcarolla;2072593]Waste of time and money... Upsell, not like pic, and shows up late. Many better options.[/QUOTE]She doesn't post a picture.

[QUOTE=Crism0808;2073018]Up in Warren near Youngstown. Real AMP, not like these jack shacks in Cincy.[/QUOTE]A little closer to home is the one in Carrollton (real AMP) and a bunch in Louisville. If you are willing to drive 300 miles looking for sex, why not go to Chicago? At last count there are 296 AMPs there, and a lot more MPs in Chicago and the surrounding area.

[QUOTE=Bckpg721;2067203]I saw her also and agree with you. Massage =8, HJ=8, body for 36 yo =9.5 and price is great.[/QUOTE]Saw her again and same good service and same great ass!!

[QUOTE=Bckpg721;2073568]Saw her again and same good service and same great ass!![/QUOTE]Where can we find her ad?

[QUOTE=Bucks9297;2073739]Where can we find her ad?[/QUOTE]I would like the ad also. I found a link on this board, but it said flagged for removal.

Cincinnati. Craigslist. Org / crs /4391988442.html.

Just a quick review on Danielle, I seen her recently. She has a fantastic body for a 36 year old woman. She is a no nonsense girl so don't expect an airhead when you visit. Smart and fun with the kind of attitude that everyone looks for. We clicked quite well. I convinced her to allow me to snap a couple photos. She was a bit unprepared for this offer so she opted for only one pose which she said was her good side and what a damn good side it is. She is tall, 5'7 or 5'8, slender and very perky. Her menu is a nude body rub with a little extra hand and that is it as she said. I didn't even try for more as what she offers is exactly all I wanted. I got a good 7/8 body rub with a good 7/8 extra hand at the end. Repeat. Yes I would.

Enjoy the Pic.

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[QUOTE=JSmith90;2074326]Just a quick review on Danielle, I seen her recently. She has a fantastic body for a 36 year old woman. She is a no nonsense girl so don't expect an airhead when you visit. Smart and fun with the kind of attitude that everyone looks for. We clicked quite well. I convinced her to allow me to snap a couple photos. She was a bit unprepared for this offer so she opted for only one pose which she said was her good side and what a damn good side it is. She is tall, 5'7 or 5'8, slender and very perky. Her menu is a nude body rub with a little extra hand and that is it as she said. I didn't even try for more as what she offers is exactly all I wanted. I got a good 7/8 body rub with a good 7/8 extra hand at the end. Repeat. Yes I would.

Enjoy the Pic.

[ATTACH=CONFIG]315786[/ATTACH][/QUOTE]What about a link for us?

[QUOTE=MassageIt;2074638]What about a link for us?[/QUOTE]She used to have an ad on CL but it's gone, currently she has no ad to link to or I would have. I know that's important. I should have mentioned that in my review.

J.

Anyone have any info / experience with the AMP down in Carrollton?

I live in Cincinnati where there are no AMPs where you can get a guaranteed HE, so I like to read what is happening in other areas, Louisville included. Recently I found myself in the Louisville area with a couple of extra hours on my hands and decided to check out the spa in Shepardsville after reading the glowing reports of Sandy on the Louisville board. Sandy is nearly forty but has a killer body, an acceptable face, and 1980's style big hair. She has a great sense of humor and is very nice, a real sweetheart. I opted for an hour with the table shower which was pretty good but I have had better. Back in the room, she gave me a short massage and a lot of talking, I guess just so that she could figure me out a little. After the massage, the FS started out covered but ended up BB when the cover broke. She treated me to a CBJ with a lot of baseball, CG, Doggie, and Mish It was early in the day and it was taking me a little bit longer than normal so Sandy ended it with a BBBJCIMWS. Surprised the hell out of me. That was a first for me in the 30 years that I have been patronizing AMPs. If you find yourself near Shepardsville and have a chance to experience Sandy, I would suggest that you do so. You won't regret it. Looks are a solid 7 or 8, table shower was a 6, but service and enthusiasm were both a definite 10+. Oh, and did I mention that she is a very sexy woman? I mean so sexy that she puts Mae West to shame.

[QUOTE=StripJunkie;2075436]I live in Cincinnati where there are no AMPs where you can get a guaranteed HE, so I like to read what is happening in other areas, Louisville included. Recently I found myself in the Louisville area with a couple of extra hours on my hands and decided to check out the spa in Shepardsville after reading the glowing reports of Sandy on the Louisville board. Sandy is nearly forty but has a killer body, an acceptable face, and 1980's style big hair. She has a great sense of humor and is very nice, a real sweetheart. I opted for an hour with the table shower which was pretty good but I have had better. Back in the room, she gave me a short massage and a lot of talking, I guess just so that she could figure me out a little. After the massage, the FS started out covered but ended up BB when the cover broke. She treated me to a CBJ with a lot of baseball, CG, Doggie, and Mish It was early in the day and it was taking me a little bit longer than normal so Sandy ended it with a BBBJCIMWS. Surprised the hell out of me. That was a first for me in the 30 years that I have been patronizing AMPs. If you find yourself near Shepardsville and have a chance to experience Sandy, I would suggest that you do so. You won't regret it. Looks are a solid 7 or 8, table shower was a 6, but service and enthusiasm were both a definite 10+. Oh, and did I mention that she is a very sexy woman? I mean so sexy that she puts Mae West to shame.[/QUOTE]I have been to 5 AMPs in 5 stated including Vegas.

Strangely enough I have been with the same woman at all five. Between 40 and 50,80's hair, good body, hand job, and she talked just like the girl from Full Metal Jacket.

Anyone else?

[QUOTE=Chasbot;2075549]I have been to 5 AMPs in 5 stated including Vegas.

Strangely enough I have been with the same woman at all five. Between 40 and 50,80's hair, good body, hand job, and she talked just like the girl from Full Metal Jacket.

Anyone else?[/QUOTE]You sir are correct. Just saw one in Florida. Same girl!

[QUOTE=AngryJohnny;2075591]You sir are correct. Just saw one in Florida. Same girl![/QUOTE]Wow, Sandy must really get around! But she speaks English extremely well, much better than the girls in Full Metal Jacket. When she found out that I didn't have any kids, her exact words were "Well you should adopt me then...no...that won't work. We couldn't fuck. That would by just plain weird." And that was only with a mild Korean accent. Not like the girls who sound like they just stepped off the plane from Seoul.

Spoke with Danielle this morning and learned she may be looking for a few more new clients to help fund a deposit for a new place. Being from Dayton, I can't get to see her nearly as often as I would like to, but can assure those that do, will enjoy a fantastic massage from an articulate and beautiful spinner. Even tho she didn't say, I think she would prefer to stay utr as much as possible, so trusted seniors and contributing regs may pm me for contact info. Yes, JSmith, I will repeat as well, LOL, and as often as my work takes me to the Queen City. The pic is 100% accurate, but I think she is much more attractive in person, than the photo.

[QUOTE=JSmith90;2074326]Just a quick review on Danielle, I seen her recently. She has a fantastic body for a 36 year old woman. She is a no nonsense girl so don't expect an airhead when you visit. Smart and fun with the kind of attitude that everyone looks for. We clicked quite well. I convinced her to allow me to snap a couple photos. She was a bit unprepared for this offer so she opted for only one pose which she said was her good side and what a damn good side it is. She is tall, 5'7 or 5'8, slender and very perky. Her menu is a nude body rub with a little extra hand and that is it as she said. I didn't even try for more as what she offers is exactly all I wanted. I got a good 7/8 body rub with a good 7/8 extra hand at the end. Repeat. Yes I would.

Enjoy the Pic.

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Incall at a [B]low priced notel[/B] in Kentucky 10 minutes South on I-75.

All of the pictures she posts are her. Lithe, thin athletic body, ok looking, with an ironing-board flat stomach and [B]exquisite, pierced, full A's[/B]. Called her. In her room 20 minutes later. She was right on time, freshly showered. No smoking smells. No pet smells.

Incall was clean and seemed safe for a notel in NKY. I have heard many bad things about safety of most all of the local notels in that area. The place was 'lived-in' but seemed reasonably clean.

Did we "do it" on the top cover (the same place the last 4 guys came)? Nope! We did it on clean sheets.

[B]Attitude: 9[/B](She was very nice and seemed genuine).

[B]Skill: 9[/B] (She takes direction well).

[B]Comfortability: 6[/B] (Notels in NKY seem inherently dangerous to me).

Menu was much fuller than I first expected. YMMV.

Overall pros: reasonably clean, moderately priced, no rush, great attitude, great skills, no bad smells.

This monger thought that [B]her body alone was worth the price of admission[/B], but [U]you might differ[/U].

[QUOTE=Ancvz;1858682]Just TOFTT. Mixed thoughts.

She is the girl in the pics, and she does have a great body.

While performing the HJ she mentioned that that was as far as she would go, but I feel that that's probably not fully accurate [b]and she may do much more.[/b]

So there. ... she's quite friendly and easy to get along with and coordinate schedule with.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Buster6914;1985910]Saw Danielle who advertises, on CL, a nude sensual massage last week and that's exactly what I got. She is a pretty girl, 36, with small perky breasts, pierced nipples. It was more of a rub than a massage but a good rubdown complete with HE. She does talk a lot but I enjoyed conversing with her. [b]She was firm that there wasn't more on the menu but as always YMMV.[/b] I did enjoy it so I plan to repeat.
Buster[/QUOTE][B][i]Yes - YMMV. I got very high mileage. PM for details.[/i][/B]

[QUOTE=Golden3;2046497]Danielle ... is now back in KY. For those who didn't see my review or don't remember it, [b]my experience was very positive, but[/b] there are a couple of YMMV points (she is extremely chatty, she has pets).[/QUOTE][B] I messed up. I love animals. I played with both the cat and dog. My dog at home noticed. Almost busted![/B]

[QUOTE=TerryTT;2020125]Saw a couple of reports about Danielle and thought I'll try a massage. Very nice time indeed. Easy to setup and standard 2 call routine. She was very fit, blonde, atrractive, piercings all over, and as previously stated very friendly and talkative. I opted for the half at $40. Very nice massage with HE. [b]I'd repeat and recommend her to all.[/b] [/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=JSmith90;2074326]Just a quick review on Danielle, I seen her recently. She has a fantastic body for a 36 year old woman. She is a no nonsense girl so don't expect an airhead when you visit. Smart and fun with the kind of attitude that everyone looks for. We clicked quite well. I convinced her to allow me to snap a couple photos. She was a bit unprepared for this offer so she opted for only one pose which she said was her good side and what a damn good side it is. She is tall, 5'7 or 5'8, slender and very perky. Her menu is a nude body rub with a little extra hand and that is it as she said. I didn't even try for more as what she offers is exactly all I wanted. [b]Repeat. Yes I would.[/b]

Enjoy the Pic.

[ATTACH=CONFIG]315786[/ATTACH][/QUOTE][B][i]I agree with all the posts about Danielle. [/i] [u]I will repeat[/u][/B]

[i] N.B. She is quite talkative and her laugh can be a tad disconcerting.[/i]

[QUOTE=Pictraders69;2076006]Spoke with Danielle this morning and learned she may be looking for a few more new clients to help fund a deposit for a new place. Being from Dayton, I can't get to see her nearly as often as I would like to, but can assure those that do, will enjoy a fantastic massage from an articulate and beautiful spinner. Even tho she didn't say, I think she would prefer to stay utr as much as possible, so trusted seniors and contributing regs may pm me for contact info. Yes, JSmith, I will repeat as well, LOL, and as often as my work takes me to the Queen City. The pic is 100% accurate, but I think she is much more attractive in person, than the photo.[/QUOTE]She does advertise on CL from time to time, I've contacted her, but never made it there, I do have her digits, but will not share, because I don't know her nor do I have her permission.

Great point CN. Just for the record, I was given permission by Danielle to discreetly share her digits with a select few. I don't have any photos, or special intel, so don't bother asking, LOL. I don't think it's in anyone's best interest to post details publicly, and no one should pass along digits or other personal details, even by pm, without permission, especially to anyone you don't know well. Any worthwhile provider that wants to put that info out for public view, is perfectly capable of doing so on her own. I'm just hoping she remains UTR and will find a place north of the river so I could visit more often, LOL. 80 miles is a long way to drive for a massage, even a good one, LOL.

[QUOTE=CockNumb;2076680]She does advertise on CL from time to time, I've contacted her, but never made it there, I do have her digits, but will not share, because I don't know her nor do I have her permission.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=JSmith90;2074326]Just a quick review on Danielle, I seen her recently. She has a fantastic body for a 36 year old woman. She is a no nonsense girl so don't expect an airhead when you visit. Smart and fun with the kind of attitude that everyone looks for. We clicked quite well. I convinced her to allow me to snap a couple photos. She was a bit unprepared for this offer so she opted for only one pose which she said was her good side and what a damn good side it is. She is tall, 5'7 or 5'8, slender and very perky. Her menu is a nude body rub with a little extra hand and that is it as she said. I didn't even try for more as what she offers is exactly all I wanted. I got a good 7/8 body rub with a good 7/8 extra hand at the end. Repeat. Yes I would.

Enjoy the Pic.

[ATTACH=CONFIG]315786[/ATTACH][/QUOTE]This pic is dead on. Man that ass actually looks better naked.

So I've been out of this for a while, and am just now starting back to my old ways. But I wanted to post a report since I've been here twice now.

A couple of things I noticed right away. First, getting in is difficult. When you show up without the appointment, they chase you out and ask you to come back. If you drove in from Oxford like I did, not a good move, because now you have to find a way to kill 90 minutes in West Chester. I went drinking, which was ok, but got bored and took my drunk ass to the EnterTrainment Junction where I think I scared kids by being horny and intoxicated-ish. 90 minutes were up, went back, was asked to wait another half hour. There I sat on a futon by the front door where I noticed the second thing. Privacy is not a concern of theirs. I'm an old timer, used to the old Korean places in Franklin, Moraine, and Springfield, as well as the one that used to be in Fairfield near the Korean Grocery, and the one that used to be near Forest Fair mall in the mid-90's. Privacy was pretty good back then. Here, they were announcing the guy's name when his credit card went through. There were also times when the curtains weren't exactly closed and you pretty much could see the guy on the table. (And honestly the guys I saw weren't looking so good).

My first time was with Anna. I decided to spring for the .9 since it was years since my last table shower. I quickly discovered that this was a Chinese establishment, not Korean. So if you have some Mandarin skills, you might do well. Anna didn't talk much, gave me a quick (cold) table shower, made sure my sphincter was clean, wouldn't go near the twig and berries. Ended up having to wash and dry them myself. Massage begins. Nothing. Not even a hint of it. An occasional brush of the asshole, which I did my best to encourage, but after each one, the towel was moved in an attempt to prevent it from happening again. Finally got to the flip over. Didn't even get the accidental touching. Finally after 90 minutes of flirting with a woman old enough to be my grandmother, and an occasional joke about my having an erection, I moved her hand to touch my part. Open palm, not even closing the fingers, she just kind of made circles with her palm. Sort of a Wax-on, won't whack-off maneuver. After a little more flirting and a bold move on my part, I was able to slip a hand under the 60-something year-old's shirt and get an old floppy dried out nipple to squeeze while I got myself off. Massage itself was ok.

My second time, I requested Anna, and made an appointment. Paid the .9 again. I still ended up waiting on the futon for 20 minutes. Anna was busy and I got another overweight, 50-something Chinese lady who kept leaving the room over and over again for phone calls, doorbells, I think to take a deuce once, judging be the smell that came back with her. And out of that 90 minutes I paid for, maybe got 60 minutes of massage. I wish I could remember this lady's name (it's been a couple of weeks). She did a move I've never had done on me before, going between your legs, up under the front of your body and along the side of the groin. I wish I could explain it better. Absolutely no contact was made with the privates, but it was incredible. Even better than the back of the balls lady who used to work the Middletown AMP by the Sonic before it became a mobile phone store. I was told the shower would come after. Ok, so be it, that's my favorite part of the massage part of the experience anyway, no worries. We're almost done, the curtain opens and a large gentleman with glasses waves Hello, as he passes by and gets an eyeful of me with an erection. I guess he thought it was his room, but was quickly pulled away by one of the ladies who is now yakking away in Mandarin. My girl comes back, and I do the same bold move, grabbing her ass during the massage, and then moving the hand up under the shirt. Same type of dried up tits. No clothing came off, I got to squeeze her tits while I got myself off. Then off to the shower, where again, no contact. When I cam back and was getting dressed, I found that of the extra 100 I had in my wallet, 80 of it had been removed. When I asked about it, I was told it was her "Tip." I tried to argue about it, but angry Asian women yelling and shoving me out the door was not a good sign.

Needless to say, I'm probably not going to be going back there, even if I thought I could get in the door again.

Thanks for the heads up on the theft. I had went there shortly after they opened. I ran in with no appointment. I got the same half ass table shower. On the flip, the 40 something old lady had me grab her boob on the outside of her clothes. Then she took my other hand and put it on my cock with hers and started doing a two handed Jerk off. I then put my hand up her shirt and she then pulled her tit out. After that I kind of made her Jerk me off, which in a way was kind of cool but overall was not a good HJ. At least they didn't make me do self service back then. Also you can never really quit this hobby it is to much fun.

[QUOTE=Kdoc13;2077517]So I've been out of this for a while, and am just now starting back to my old ways. But I wanted to post a report since I've been here twice now.

A couple of things I noticed right away. First, getting in is difficult. When you show up without the appointment, they chase you out and ask you to come back. If you drove in from Oxford like I did, not a good move, because now you have to find a way to kill 90 minutes in West Chester. I went drinking, which was ok, but got bored and took my drunk ass to the EnterTrainment Junction where I think I scared kids by being horny and intoxicated-ish. 90 minutes were up, went back, was asked to wait another half hour. There I sat on a futon by the front door where I noticed the second thing. Privacy is not a concern of theirs. I'm an old timer, used to the old Korean places in Franklin, Moraine, and Springfield, as well as the one that used to be in Fairfield near the Korean Grocery, and the one that used to be near Forest Fair mall in the mid-90's. Privacy was pretty good back then. Here, they were announcing the guy's name when his credit card went through. There were also times when the curtains weren't exactly closed and you pretty much could see the guy on the table. (And honestly the guys I saw weren't looking so good).

My first time was with Anna. I decided to spring for the .9 since it was years since my last table shower. I quickly discovered that this was a Chinese establishment, not Korean. So if you have some Mandarin skills, you might do well. Anna didn't talk much, gave me a quick (cold) table shower, made sure my sphincter was clean, wouldn't go near the twig and berries. Ended up having to wash and dry them myself. Massage begins. Nothing. Not even a hint of it. An occasional brush of the asshole, which I did my best to encourage, but after each one, the towel was moved in an attempt to prevent it from happening again. Finally got to the flip over. Didn't even get the accidental touching. Finally after 90 minutes of flirting with a woman old enough to be my grandmother, and an occasional joke about my having an erection, I moved her hand to touch my part. Open palm, not even closing the fingers, she just kind of made circles with her palm. Sort of a Wax-on, won't whack-off maneuver. After a little more flirting and a bold move on my part, I was able to slip a hand under the 60-something year-old's shirt and get an old floppy dried out nipple to squeeze while I got myself off. Massage itself was ok.

My second time, I requested Anna, and made an appointment. Paid the .9 again. I still ended up waiting on the futon for 20 minutes. Anna was busy and I got another overweight, 50-something Chinese lady who kept leaving the room over and over again for phone calls, doorbells, I think to take a deuce once, judging be the smell that came back with her. And out of that 90 minutes I paid for, maybe got 60 minutes of massage. I wish I could remember this lady's name (it's been a couple of weeks). She did a move I've never had done on me before, going between your legs, up under the front of your body and along the side of the groin. I wish I could explain it better. Absolutely no contact was made with the privates, but it was incredible. Even better than the back of the balls lady who used to work the Middletown AMP by the Sonic before it became a mobile phone store. I was told the shower would come after. Ok, so be it, that's my favorite part of the massage part of the experience anyway, no worries. We're almost done, the curtain opens and a large gentleman with glasses waves Hello, as he passes by and gets an eyeful of me with an erection. I guess he thought it was his room, but was quickly pulled away by one of the ladies who is now yakking away in Mandarin. My girl comes back, and I do the same bold move, grabbing her ass during the massage, and then moving the hand up under the shirt. Same type of dried up tits. No clothing came off, I got to squeeze her tits while I got myself off. Then off to the shower, where again, no contact. When I cam back and was getting dressed, I found that of the extra 100 I had in my wallet, 80 of it had been removed. When I asked about it, I was told it was her "Tip." I tried to argue about it, but angry Asian women yelling and shoving me out the door was not a good sign.

Needless to say, I'm probably not going to be going back there, even if I thought I could get in the door again.[/QUOTE]

I saw Danielle yesterday at her hotel in NKY along I71/75. The earlier posted pics are accurate. She has an amazing body. She is incredibly talkative (LOL) but not in an annoying way. She's a fun, friendly, and beautiful woman. I had a great time, a relaxing massage, and I left far happier and stress free than when I arrived. I'm looking forward to seeing her again.

So I've been out of this for a while, and am just now starting back to my old ways. But I wanted to post a report since I've been here twice now.

A couple of things I noticed right away. First, getting in is difficult. When you show up without the appointment, they chase you out and ask you to come back. If you drove in from Oxford like I did, not a good move, because now you have to find a way to kill 90 minutes in West Chester. I went drinking, which was ok, but got bored and took my drunk ass to the EnterTrainment Junction where I think I scared kids by being horny and intoxicated-ish. 90 minutes were up, went back, was asked to wait another half hour. There I sat on a futon by the front door where I noticed the second thing. Privacy is not a concern of theirs. I'm an old timer, used to the old Korean places in Franklin, Moraine, and Springfield, as well as the one that used to be in Fairfield near the Korean Grocery, and the one that used to be near Forest Fair mall in the mid-90's. Privacy was pretty good back then. Here, they were announcing the guy's name when his credit card went through. There were also times when the curtains weren't exactly closed and you pretty much could see the guy on the table. (And honestly the guys I saw weren't looking so good).

At one time there was at least one lady at that place that would give a HE. I saw her several times and the last time she gave me a special. But when I returned in a week she was no where to be found. I was told she was sent to work in Chicago, I don't know if that was true. She was probably 30 to 35, pretty well built and not unattractive. I have checked back several more times but she never returned. Self serve was all that was available after her departure. As always.

A good friend of mine told me he visited evergreen in new albany and was underwhelmed by massage and overall experience. He said the masseuse was older and a bit flabby with no enthusiasm. He said that he would not return.