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[QUOTE=PhantomMan;5139813]Wondering if we can get an OF thread for those that specifically provide in the area?[/QUOTE]Only Fans is ruining the game. Girls think they can make money with a few pics rather then giving us what we are looking for. I really think that only fans is one of the reasons we are seeing such shit in they way of providers around here. Now a normal 21 yo can sell a few pics through OF instead of working for it. It's bullshit and we shouldn't support it.
[QUOTE=Laffing;5142972]Only Fans is ruining the game. Girls think they can make money with a few pics rather then giving us what we are looking for. I really think that only fans is one of the reasons we are seeing such shit in they way of providers around here. Now a normal 21 yo can sell a few pics through OF instead of working for it. It's bullshit and we shouldn't support it.[/QUOTE]I looked up the payout and it's not the gold mine you may think it is. If a girl has 200 paying subscribers and charges $10 per month she will make $1,000 per month before taxes. From what I can tell, you need to provide a lot of unique video content, not just "a few pics" in order to attract, and keep, 200 subscribers. Plus, as we all know, the internet is forever and lots of providers don't want to produce video clips and pics that will still be out there for the rest of their lives. Throw in the startup costs, and the monthly expenses they need to spend in order to keep subscribers, and few ladies are making substantial money on OF or any of the other similar platforms.
In other words, I don't think OnlyFans is a reason for the low quality around here.
As far as "It's bullshit and we shouldn't support it", maybe lighten up? I don't subscribe to anyone, but if someone wants to produce content to make a few bucks to help with monthly expenses (rent, food, child care, booze or drugs) I don't begrudge them. Have you looked at the economy lately? Simply don't subscribe and ignore them.
[QUOTE=Sinlover;5143345]As far as "It's bullshit and we shouldn't support it", maybe lighten up? I don't subscribe to anyone, but if someone wants to produce content to make a few bucks to help with monthly expenses (rent, food, child care, booze or drugs) I don't begrudge them. Have you looked at the economy lately? Simply don't subscribe and ignore them.[/QUOTE]You don't see it as much with the providers, but there are a few of the SB girls from Seeking that also have OF accounts, and I'm glad to find them before meeting some of these girls. It's been more than once that I've found a SB with an account and the monthly rate was fairly cheap so I subscribe and see what this chick looks like without clothes on. Sometimes it pushes me to want to meet them asap, other times I realize that I dodged a bullet because they look nothing like the glamor shots they put up on SA.
But all the more power to them. I think of is a healthier choice for them than being a stripper, but with the same logic behind them and a larger pool of people to attract.
[QUOTE=Sinlover;5143345]I looked up the payout and it's not the gold mine you may think it is. If a girl has 200 paying subscribers and charges $10 per month she will make $1,000 per month before taxes. From what I can tell, you need to provide a lot of unique video content, not just "a few pics" in order to attract, and keep, 200 subscribers. Plus, as we all know, the internet is forever and lots of providers don't want to produce video clips and pics that will still be out there for the rest of their lives. Throw in the startup costs, and the monthly expenses they need to spend in order to keep subscribers, and few ladies are making substantial money on OF or any of the other similar platforms.
In other words, I don't think OnlyFans is a reason for the low quality around here.
As far as "It's bullshit and we shouldn't support it", maybe lighten up? I don't subscribe to anyone, but if someone wants to produce content to make a few bucks to help with monthly expenses (rent, food, child care, booze or drugs) I don't begrudge them. Have you looked at the economy lately? Simply don't subscribe and ignore them.[/QUOTE]Unless it's changed recently the split was 80/20. Someone with 200 subscribers at $10 each would make $1800 before taxes. There's a dancer up in Green Bay that's in the Top 2%. I suspect she's going to make at least $50,000 this year. Of course being Top 2% is the exception, not the rule.
HS.
[QUOTE=Laffing;5142972]Only Fans is ruining the game. Girls think they can make money with a few pics rather then giving us what we are looking for. I really think that only fans is one of the reasons we are seeing such shit in they way of providers around here. Now a normal 21 yo can sell a few pics through OF instead of working for it. It's bullshit and we shouldn't support it.[/QUOTE]My SB has a Onlyfans page. She has a full time job so Onlyfans just supplements her income which averages around $1000/ mo. She is an exhibitionist and has a ton of nude pics of herself so she really doesn't spend much time making content. While the pics and vids draw her followers in, it's the one on one DM's that are the real money maker. There are plenty of lonely men out there who just want someone to talk to with plenty of dirty talk.
[QUOTE=HuntingStreets;5143995]Unless it's changed recently the split was 80/20. Someone with 200 subscribers at $10 each would make $1800 before taxes. There's a dancer up in Green Bay that's in the Top 2%. I suspect she's going to make at least $50,000 this year. Of course being Top 2% is the exception, not the rule.
HS.[/QUOTE]Those numbers are incredibly skewed and as long as you are somewhat active and have like 50 subscribers you'll be in the top 1-2%. It's when they start getting into the top. 6 or. 2 percent that it means they're actually making some money off of subscriptions prices only.
So I was on vacation, mid November thru mid December, December, I came back I heard the board at some point was down or having issues, wen I went to post a review, for 3 days it didn't work, then got thru 1 time only posted a review on lifeless Dasani & that was it. So I think I have started back at ground zero, we'll see. Happy to new year to all & hope everyone's been safe. The board in Florida was & is great quality for sure.
So have no idea, why I couldn't post anything after my vacation, for a month. So I went from 366 posts, to starting over. This happen to anyone else.
Oh well if it did let me kno.
EAGLE 19.
Originally Posted by Ps1999.
Thats not Taking One For The Team.
Thats landing on the Grenade to save the Platoon!
[QUOTE=CrackerJack77;5152752]What do you mean? She's Sexy / Hot. It says so right in her ad![/QUOTE]You both had me totally cracking up. The humor here is second to none. This creature is clearly running a MACK TRUCK / DUMP TRUCK / GARBAGE TRUCK SPECIAL. Yah Yah Yah... I know one mans trash is another mans treasure. But you can't polish a turd.
[QUOTE=Star67;5153132]Originally Posted by Ps1999.
Thats not Taking One For The Team.
Thats landing on the Grenade to save the Platoon!
You both had me totally cracking up. The humor here is second to none. This creature is clearly running a MACK TRUCK / DUMP TRUCK / GARBAGE TRUCK SPECIAL. Yah Yah Yah... I know one mans trash is another mans treasure. But you can't polish a turd.[/QUOTE]For what it's worth. The guys on Mythbusters proved that you can Polish a turd.
[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiJ9fy1qSFI[/URL]
[QUOTE=Eagle19;5151111]Oh well if it did let me kno.
EAGLE 19.[/QUOTE]Is there something wrong with your acct? Have you tried to message Admin to see how / why or if they can figure it out? I did try to PM you but got a white page with script saying something about saving and error.
Hey lsp i just tried messaging you, basically a white ship with jibberish on it, some kind of error.
Eagle 19.
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Why won't these girls send additional pictures of specific body parts / clothes, fingers, belly button, toes, toys, shoes after all their face and private parts are posted. I want to see what I'm buying since I have to travel? Even the expensive girls won't do it.
[QUOTE=ModelMaster;5183720]Why won't these girls send additional pictures of specific body parts / clothes, fingers, belly button, toes, toys, shoes after all their face and private parts are posted. I want to see what I'm buying since I have to travel? Even the expensive girls won't do it.[/QUOTE]Some girls use fake pics. Others use old pics or heavily enhanced pics. Even for the girls that are using actual, recent pictures, the sheer amount of calls, e-mails, and texts many of them get is very high. They simply don't have the time to send pics since so many are from guys who never intend to actually see them. Lots of picture collectors out there.
[QUOTE=Sinlover;5184023]Some girls use fake pics. Others use old pics or heavily enhanced pics. Even for the girls that are using actual, recent pictures, the sheer amount of calls, e-mails, and texts many of them get is very high. They simply don't have the time to send pics since so many are from guys who never intend to actually see them. Lots of picture collectors out there.[/QUOTE]These girls are in it for the money. End of story. A lot has changed even from just a few years ago. There was a day you could call a provider, let her know you were shopping, and tell her you'd call her on payday or wife gone to visit mother or whatever future day was convenient for you. You could ask for a pic, and you'd get it. Now if you call a girl and you don't make the fucking appointment for the next few hours, they block you. Their ads even say so. So do this. Run down to your local bank, withdraw a grand, spread the Benjies out like a fan so it can be seen that you have ten of them, hold them against your chest and take a selfie. You can send the pic with your full face or you can crop the pic so only the nose down is shown. Text the pic to her which is much more powerful than a dick pic, because most of these hooorze don't like dick all that much anyway. Ask for a pic in return. Put $700 back into the account so you don't waste it foolishly and start contacting all the camp followers you can.
Coochie (Money talks and dick pics don't) Eater.
God Bless You All.
According to their Twitter accounts, these two veterans are now teaming up for a $600/ hour reunion tour. $600/ hour? That's ten bucks a minute. It would cost me $100 to say hello, get naked and get in bed. $200 more to talk about the old days. $50 to get off. $150 to watch them get off. And finally $100 to get washed up, get dressed and say goodbye.
I can remember seeing Pink Floyd at County Stadium for $20, if you catch my drift.
[QUOTE=MilwaukeeTJ;5185501]According to their Twitter accounts, these two veterans are now teaming up for a $600/ hour reunion tour. $600/ hour? That's ten bucks a minute. It would cost me $100 to say hello, get naked and get in bed. $200 more to talk about the old days. $50 to get off. $150 to watch them get off. And finally $100 to get washed up, get dressed and say goodbye.
I can remember seeing Pink Floyd at County Stadium for $20, if you catch my drift.[/QUOTE]I will never forget that show, if only I could remeber it.
[QUOTE=MilwaukeeTJ;5185501]According to their Twitter accounts, these two veterans are now teaming up for a $600/ hour reunion tour. $600/ hour? That's ten bucks a minute. It would cost me $100 to say hello, get naked and get in bed. $200 more to talk about the old days. $50 to get off. $150 to watch them get off. And finally $100 to get washed up, get dressed and say goodbye.
I can remember seeing Pink Floyd at County Stadium for $20, if you catch my drift.[/QUOTE]Son of a *****! My first rock concert ever was the Pink Floyd. Dark Side of the Moon tour at the Dane County Coliseum (not the fucking Alliant Energy Center). March (1973. Fuck me. After that one, they were all just rock concerts. $4 (I think. $8 at the very most. Pot was $20 an OZ, $25 for the good stuff. The boys in the service were still bringing in hash from Germany and Thai stick from 'Nam. Beer was $1. 50 a six pack, and if you waited until spring, you could get a case of Kingsbury Bock beer for $2. 50 a case (plus deposit for the bottles). No one gave a shit about herpes or AIDS because no one ever heard of them. People smoked pot openly at rock concerts with impunity (at least in Dane county), and us dumb fucks were waiting for the Age of Aquarius.
Well enough of my fucking rant. I'm older than dirt with a whanger that doesn't work.
Coochie (Those WERE the days!) Eater.
God Bless You All.
[QUOTE=CoochieEater;5187704]Son of a *****! My first rock concert ever was the Pink Floyd. Dark Side of the Moon tour at the Dane County Coliseum (not the fucking Alliant Energy Center). March (1973. Fuck me. After that one, they were all just rock concerts. $4 (I think. $8 at the very most. Pot was $20 an OZ, $25 for the good stuff. The boys in the service were still bringing in hash from Germany and Thai stick from 'Nam. Beer was $1. 50 a six pack, and if you waited until spring, you could get a case of Kingsbury Bock beer for $2. 50 a case (plus deposit for the bottles). No one gave a shit about herpes or AIDS because no one ever heard of them. People smoked pot openly at rock concerts with impunity (at least in Dane county), and us dumb fucks were waiting for the Age of Aquarius.
Well enough of my fucking rant. I'm older than dirt with a whanger that doesn't work.
Coochie (Those WERE the days!) Eater.
God Bless You All.[/QUOTE]And in quadraphonic sound as well I do believe.
[QUOTE=ZipperSquid;5187911]And in quadraphonic sound as well I do believe.[/QUOTE]You have better memories than I do! That is absolutely right. I was stoned, sitting in an upper tier rather than on the floor. During the song "Brain Damage," some guy behind me started to lose it. He was laughing uncontrollably. It was catching, (I was ripped to the tits, after all), but I couldn't resist turning around to see who this goofball was. About the time I turned, the laughter was coming from the other side of the coliseum. Jesus.
Thanks for the memory, Squidward!
Coochie (fuck, am I really that old?) Eater.
God Bless You All.
Brady East STD Clinic is a free testing service. Open mondays and tuesdays. Give them a name and address of someone you hate with a burner email and phone.
[URL]https://www.bestd.org/[/URL]
1240 East Brady Street, Milwaukee, WI 53202.
414-272-2144.
[EMAIL]contactus@bestd.org[/EMAIL]
Slip them a $20 on the way out.
The parlors in Atlanta, on RMs one was #2 and the other tied for #3 in reviews. I mean like 100 or so. Ranged from HJ to CBJs. I didn't read but the last few reviews. TV reporters don't report the dark side. One lady killed, her boy has raised over a million on Go Fund Me. Said his mom would live in the parlor a month straight. Made it sound like it was her choice. Maybe if she is the owner but believe me, lot of parlors house all the women. I've been given tours a few times. Office, break room, kitchen, and a dormitory of beds and beauty stations (converted beauty parlor), wardrobes of lingerie. Sure I've dated girls out the back door at midnight in some of those bigger cities. Mamasan really let her have it when I brought her home. I suppose they don't want some other pimp kidnapping them. What happened was a tragedy. IMO, he was a lunatic monger. You know it, I know it, but the naive people think it was a hate crime. Hell, we all know we go there because we have an Asian fetish. Otherwise strippers would be setting up parlors everywhere.
The first time I went to an AMP, it was at about 5 am. Ended up on this nice bed with a naked Korean girl touching me. I lasted about 10 seconds.
The guy who never gives any concrete information, turns off his private messaging, now wants everyone to give him last names and contact info, the guy that has 100 mamasans to fuck but won't share there contact, the guy who talks about all the days gone bye, but now he claims he doesn't partake or have any numbers!! Does anyone else see the humor here? Or is it just me?
[QUOTE=LookingForLefty;5260049]Someone was asking me was her last name was. I destroyed my diaries long ago. Too many police visits. Man, if they had gone down to the Gacey room who knows what they would have assumed.
When I had them all blocked on Facebook I had a complete list of everyone. Then I unblocked them and forgot their names. If anyone has a name for Violet, Krazy Karen -I'd be interested in looking them up out of curiosity. I don't have Lisa Marie's new last name just the old one. Doc Manhattan had little Red's info. She's a pork chop now. Sort of was before. Krazy Karea out in Waukesha, I got her name. I think I have butter face back page Linda. Christine and. Quite a few are dead now. Cynical Anglel, Sexy mom.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Rocket27;5266342]The guy who never gives any concrete information, turns off his private messaging, now wants everyone to give him last names and contact info, the guy that has 100 mamasans to fuck but won't share there contact, the guy who talks about all the days gone bye, but now he claims he doesn't partake or have any numbers!! Does anyone else see the humor here? Or is it just me?[/QUOTE]I don't think Lefty is trying to be duplicitous. I fall into the "old days" trap, too. It's not for lack of trying, as much as the scene has changed for all of us. Providers included. Online classifieds were the wild west for almost 20 years, prior to the shut down of Backpage in 2018. You could find available working girls within many different advertising tiers, ranging from Health and Beauty to Adult Personals. Once Backpage folded and Craigslist removed their Massage Therapist classifieds, the scene became a ghost town. I've usually been extremely successful doing my own research and networking that yielded results that go beyond online ads, but once COVID hit and my UTR went dark, I too am now at a loss.
Where does that leave us? You can put an extraordinary amount of work in with an expensive SeekingArrangement membership, where you message 20+ girls, get 5-6 replies and have 1-2 agree to go on a date. Then you have to hope they don't have GPS! Or you can tangle with the dregs on SkipTheGames, which is an over-glorified forum for unstable street workers and girls hooked on meth and narcotics. The middle road has been lost. No wonder we have half the board hoarding contact info that was hard-fought and earned via their time on SA, and the rest fight over 3/10's who post on STG.
Sometimes it's nice to mull over the glory days to keep things in perspecive.
[QUOTE=Rocket27;5266342]The guy who never gives any concrete information, turns off his private messaging, now wants everyone to give him last names and contact info, the guy that has 100 mamasans to fuck but won't share there contact, the guy who talks about all the days gone bye, but now he claims he doesn't partake or have any numbers!! Does anyone else see the humor here? Or is it just me?[/QUOTE]I like reading that stuff, bet other guys do to!
[QUOTE=Rocket27;5266342]The guy who never gives any concrete information, turns off his private messaging, now wants everyone to give him last names and contact info, the guy that has 100 mamasans to fuck but won't share there contact, the guy who talks about all the days gone bye, but now he claims he doesn't partake or have any numbers!! Does anyone else see the humor here? Or is it just me?[/QUOTE]I agree 100% with you. Great storyteller.
[QUOTE=Rocket27;5266342]The guy who never gives any concrete information, turns off his private messaging, now wants everyone to give him last names and contact info, the guy that has 100 mamasans to fuck but won't share there contact, the guy who talks about all the days gone bye, but now he claims he doesn't partake or have any numbers!! Does anyone else see the humor here? Or is it just me?[/QUOTE]His post are totally worthless its been over 5 years since I read one all the way through.
[QUOTE=DrManhattan;5266498]I don't think Lefty is trying to be duplicitous. I fall into the "old days" trap, too. It's not for lack of trying, as much as the scene has changed for all of us. Providers included. Online classifieds were the wild west for almost 20 years, prior to the shut down of Backpage in 2018. You could find available working girls within many different advertising tiers, ranging from Health and Beauty to Adult Personals. Once Backpage folded and Craigslist removed their Massage Therapist classifieds, the scene became a ghost town. I've usually been extremely successful doing my own research and networking that yielded results that go beyond online ads, but once COVID hit and my UTR went dark, I too am now at a loss.
Where does that leave us? You can put an extraordinary amount of work in with an expensive SeekingArrangement membership, where you message 20+ girls, get 5-6 replies and have 1-2 agree to go on a date. Then you have to hope they don't have GPS! Or you can tangle with the dregs on SkipTheGames, which is an over-glorified forum for unstable street workers and girls hooked on meth and narcotics. The middle road has been lost. No wonder we have half the board hoarding contact info that was hard-fought and earned via their time on SA, and the rest fight over 3/10's who post on STG.
Sometimes it's nice to mull over the glory days to keep things in perspecive.[/QUOTE]I thought I've helped my fair share of brothers. My messages are turned on. They were off for awhile when I was under investigation of some things. The mamasan I "date" are not AMP girls. They own but do not participate. Or participate any more. These women are over 60 and I developed a relationship over a number of years. I don't even go into their spas. These old gals are all divorced and all divorced from even way older white men. They are not prostitutes and they are not human traffickers. Usually their recruits are other Chinese women they know or are recommended. HE is the max they allow but some go off the reservation.
For the most part these older Asian women are just fine for me. If I want something more that they don't provide or want something different, I'd like to be some someone I've had a previous good experience with. Sometimes hooking up with a former addict who is clean is a win win. Few have a good job and I'm someone they trusted. Hell, they may have even liked me. The level of enthusiasm is more genuine when they are older. When they were 25 they faked those 7 orgasms. When they are 45 the one or two they get is real, most of the time. When they squirt or have contractions they seem real. Many I've lost contact with. They tend to show up on inmate searches, obits, or have just disappeared. Twenty years ago I was picking up women on Greenfield Ave and going to the Suburban. I met so many with kids and now the kids are adults. If have have bored or offended you guys, then just block me. The way we hooked up in 1995 was completely changed by 2005. Then we had 10 years of prosperity with Back Page and Craigs List. Even Model Mayhem, Erotic Monkey, etc. Facebook yielded huge results. The real estate game, stalking in court rooms and waiting rooms. Those days are over. Even Facebook is not yielding results.
Aarrrgggh this is the third or fourth time that fucking Champagne agreed to see me then went ghost. I give up.
Oh for fuck's sake, leave Lefty alone. I lived through the time when, if you wanted to make a phone call, you picked up the phone and the operator said "Number Please. " A long distance phone call cost 43 cents a minute (that's $2. 79 in today's money). Gas was 33 cents a gallon. NOTHING stayed open on a Sunday, except bars. I had a beer party every Friday night my senior year in high school and we lived right across the street from the chief of police. Never did our parties get raided, but today they pass out underage drinking tickets like candy at a parade. Pot was the hardest drug to come to my little town and you could buy a LID (fuck! Remember lids?) which was an ounce for $25. Guys were coming back from 'Nam with hash and Thai stick. I saw Pink Floyd's "Dark Side of the Moon" concert for $4. 00. The worst disease you could catch from fucking could be cured with a million units of penicillin. Yes, as an aide, I fucked the shift nurse in the med room. Now you need a fucking government clearance to get near the med room. So have things changed?
In the eighties, a friend of mine an I would swoop in from Madison (which still had a pretty lively SW scene) and cruise all the loops. We would pick up some slores, fuck them in the car, then go to Victor's to pick up even classier slores and take them back to our hotel room. Or sometimes we'd cruise northside neighborhood bars at bar time. Pussy was like fleas on a dog's back, picking it up was like shooting fish in a barrel. We could get fucked and sucked three times in a night and we'd each spend less than $100. When the internet first cracked, there were some connection type services that were free (I'm talking '96 here). I drove from Dodgeville to Milwaukee to hook up with a minister's daughter. Daddy mighta been a minister, but I had her shouting "Oh god! I'm cumming" more than he ever did. Cost me nothing other than a half a tank of gas.
I did a bunch of other stuff too down in Chicago. It made Milwaukee look like a Puritan settlement. I won't go into everything I saw or participated in because some of you will call me a fucking liar.
So here I am now. Decent hookers are as scarce as virgins in an inner city grade school. Finding providers worth $100 has disappeared. Oh yeah, they want to charge $100, but they aren't worth it. And on top of it, my once rock-hard manhood can only achieve a half-hard and half-hearted aspiration to his former glory.
So, in short, I cannot provide much in the way of current useful info. I can comment on your comments. I can warn you of my past mistakes. I can relive some of the fun times I've had if I can remember them. And, if I have an experience with someone other than Coco, I will let you know about it. This seems unlikely since 1.) She treats me right. 2.) She gets the job done even with my failing equipment. And 3.) Because of my failing equipment, it's unlikely that I'm going to TYFTT at current prices just to go home and finish by hand.
All this rant to say "Leave Lefty Alone. " I'm in the same kind of boat he's in, but mine has more holes in it. Oh, and here's some advice for you young guys. Check your blood pressure regularly. Hypertension will rob you of your erection more than low testosterone or pictures of your grandma hanging above the bed you're fucking in. Yeah, and the medication for High BP robs it too, so once you're fucked, it's hard to get unfucked.
Read Lefty's stuff and enjoy it, or, if you don't enjoy it. DON'T READ IT! Same with me! If you like my bullshit on here, Hallelujah! If you don't like, skip over it, then go fuck yourself.
Coochie (old, tired, flaccid curmudgeon) Eater.
God Bless You All.
P.S. I wish things were like the old days, I really do. Pussy was plentiful and cheap, my dick was hard and stayed hard, cruising and the internet both worked, Twin Towers stood in New York, and all was right with the world. We had Cheers, and Taxi, and Friends and Seinfeld. Oh, and women didn't take offense at every fucking opportunity a man opened his mouth! Ah, those were the days!
[QUOTE=CoochieEater;5298256]Oh for fuck's sake, leave Lefty alone. I lived through the time when, if you wanted to make a phone call, you picked up the phone and the operator said "Number Please. " A long distance phone call cost 43 cents a minute (that's $2. 79 in today's money). Gas was 33 cents a gallon. NOTHING stayed open on a Sunday, except bars. I had a beer party every Friday night my senior year in high school and we lived right across the street from the chief of police. Never did our parties get raided, but today they pass out underage drinking tickets like candy at a parade. Pot was the hardest drug to come to my little town and you could buy a LID (fuck! Remember lids?) which was an ounce for $25. Guys were coming back from 'Nam with hash and Thai stick. I saw Pink Floyd's "Dark Side of the Moon" concert for $4. 00. The worst disease you could catch from fucking could be cured with a million units of penicillin. Yes, as an aide, I fucked the shift nurse in the med room. Now you need a fucking government clearance to get near the med room. So have things changed?
In the eighties, a friend of mine an I would swoop in from Madison (which still had a pretty lively SW scene) and cruise all the loops. We would pick up some slores, fuck them in the car, then go to Victor's to pick up even classier slores and take them back to our hotel room. Or sometimes we'd cruise northside neighborhood bars at bar time. Pussy was like fleas on a dog's back, picking it up was like shooting fish in a barrel. We could get fucked and sucked three times in a night and we'd each spend less than $100. When the internet first cracked, there were some connection type services that were free (I'm talking '96 here). I drove from Dodgeville to Milwaukee to hook up with a minister's daughter. Daddy mighta been a minister, but I had her shouting "Oh god! I'm cumming" more than he ever did. Cost me nothing other than a half a tank of gas.
I did a bunch of other stuff too down in Chicago. It made Milwaukee look like a Puritan settlement. I won't go into everything I saw or participated in because some of you will call me a fucking liar.
So here I am now. Decent hookers are as scarce as virgins in an inner city grade school. Finding providers worth $100 has disappeared. Oh yeah, they want to charge $100, but they aren't worth it. And on top of it, my once rock-hard manhood can only achieve a half-hard and half-hearted aspiration to his former glory.[/QUOTE]Cooch-.
I remember those days. Thankfully my brain still works. Got my boner pills from Roman this week, and hallelujah little Trigger is reliving his glory days. And I've got 2 utr's that turn me every which way but loose, are easy on the eyes and don't watch the clock. My point? It ain't what it was, but it still can be damned good, brotherman.
Peace and pussy-.
Jim.
[QUOTE=JiminyLickIt;5298931]Cooch-.
I remember those days. Thankfully my brain still works. Got my boner pills from Roman this week, and hallelujah little Trigger is reliving his glory days. And I've got 2 utr's that turn me every which way but loose, are easy on the eyes and don't watch the clock. My point? It ain't what it was, but it still can be damned good, brotherman.
Peace and pussy-.
Jim.[/QUOTE]A few years back a friend of mine called me and said "Get over here. I need your help. " I drive across town and when I get there, he presents me with three lines of cocaine. "Man, you got to do these! I'm all wacked out and I can't do any more. " I tell him I don't do cocaine, and he should just throw it out. He looks at me like I just told him there is no Santa, and he says "I can't throw it out! It's too expensive. " Knowing full well what the result will be, I snort his three lines that apparently would put him over the edge he's already gone over. He's got those little shakes and jerky movements of someone who has done too much too recently. I, of course, get a bitter taste in the back of my throat and a runny nose. "Aren't you supposed to feel some kind of euphoria or something?" I ask him. The fact that I feel nothing bothers him, and he equates me doing his last lines with throwing the goddamn stuff out, which is what I suggested in the first place. That is exactly the fourth time I've done coke and it's exactly the same reaction I've had each time. Pot at least makes me paranoid.
So, Coochie, you long winded bastard, what the fuck was the point of this amazingly boring story?
It's to emphasize that I have exactly the same reaction to Viagra! A number of years ago I got a free bubble pack of our favorite blue pill, so I rented the sleaziest motel room for my favorite slore to come make magic with me. I had a long history with this girl who was 1.) Black, 2.) Very pretty, 3.) Had the perkiest upward pointing breasts with dark black always-hard nipples, and 4.) Had more moves than any porn star. In anticipation, I took a double dose of this wonder drug. Now I heard that one of the side effects could be persistent headaches. I do wonderful horrible things to her body. Fingers in her ass, fist in the pussy, suck her clit till she has epic orgasms, I eat her ass, drink her squirt, she tells me of other exploits she's done with multiple dicks, and how she ate pussy in the slammer when she went on a government sponsored vacation. No tingle in my dingle. No urge to splurge. NOT EVEN A FUCKING HEADACHE!
COCAINE = VIAGRA.
So if the pills work for you, I am envious as hell. I may have to go to the urologist for implants, so if any of you have experience in that regard, please let me know. Who knew you could get off without getting up? I do now.
Coochie (the old softee) Eater.
God Bless You All.
P.S. Thank god my tongue still works.
Hey Coochie and other "mature gents"! We get to the point where the mind is willing but the body is weak. Our T levels drop with age and other health issues can affect performance. Maybe you should get a general check-up? I'm in good shape for my age but seriously thinking of T supplements. I take Cialis and it usually works but it's not the same as when I was younger.
The other issue I have is lack of interesting partners for "social" activities. Burn out from years of BS tends to weigh a guy down. A good piece of ass is great therapy, should be covered by Medicare!
I received a text today asking me to take down my review. Is that even possible? It was in the escort section
[QUOTE=Anduril77;5299941]I received a text today asking me to take down my review. Is that even possible? It was in the escort section[/QUOTE]Edit function only works for a short time after posting. You may need to contact Admin.
[QUOTE=DieselMike;5299893]Hey Coochie and other "mature gents"! We get to the point where the mind is willing but the body is weak. Our T levels drop with age and other health issues can affect performance. Maybe you should get a general check-up? I'm in good shape for my age but seriously thinking of T supplements. I take Cialis and it usually works but it's not the same as when I was younger.
The other issue I have is lack of interesting partners for "social" activities. Burn out from years of BS tends to weigh a guy down. A good piece of ass is great therapy, should be covered by Medicare![/QUOTE]I'm kind of looking forward to the day when I no longer feel the need to spend all this money on slores Maybe then I can finally afford that bass boat I all ways wanted. HAHA.
[QUOTE=Anduril77;5299941]I received a text today asking me to take down my review. Is that even possible? It was in the escort section[/QUOTE]If you're referencing the Summer Starr review you gave a well detailed review and if it is true and accurate why would you want to remove it? Does she want it removed because it isn't a glowing review to get others to line up waiting to see her? Maybe she should have thought about that before and provided and experience like what she wants a review to say. Even if it did get removed, it is there and many have seen it so nothing will really change.
[QUOTE=CoochieEater;5298256]Oh for fuck's sake, leave Lefty alone. I lived through the time when, if you wanted to make a phone call, you picked up the phone and the operator said "Number Please. " A long distance phone call cost 43 cents a minute (that's $2. 79 in today's money). Gas was 33 cents a gallon. NOTHING stayed open on a Sunday, except bars. I had a beer party every Friday night my senior year in high school and we lived right across the street from the chief of police. Never did our parties get raided, but today they pass out underage drinking tickets like candy at a parade. Pot was the hardest drug to come to my little town and you could buy a LID (fuck! Remember lids?) which was an ounce for $25. Guys were coming back from 'Nam with hash and Thai stick. I saw Pink Floyd's "Dark Side of the Moon" concert for $4. 00. The worst disease you could catch from fucking could be cured with a million units of penicillin. Yes, as an aide, I fucked the shift nurse in the med room. Now you need a fucking government clearance to get near the med room. So have things changed?
In the eighties, a friend of mine an I would swoop in from Madison (which still had a pretty lively SW scene) and cruise all the loops. We would pick up some slores, fuck them in the car, then go to Victor's to pick up even classier slores and take them back to our hotel room. Or sometimes we'd cruise northside neighborhood bars at bar time. Pussy was like fleas on a dog's back, picking it up was like shooting fish in a barrel. We could get fucked and sucked three times in a night and we'd each spend less than $100. When the internet first cracked, there were some connection type services that were free (I'm talking '96 here). I drove from Dodgeville to Milwaukee to hook up with a minister's daughter. Daddy mighta been a minister, but I had her shouting "Oh god! I'm cumming" more than he ever did. Cost me nothing other than a half a tank of gas.
I did a bunch of other stuff too down in Chicago. It made Milwaukee look like a Puritan settlement. I won't go into everything I saw or participated in because some of you will call me a fucking liar.
So here I am now. Decent hookers are as scarce as virgins in an inner city grade school. Finding providers worth $100 has disappeared. Oh yeah, they want to charge $100, but they aren't worth it. And on top of it, my once rock-hard manhood can only achieve a half-hard and half-hearted aspiration to his former glory.[/QUOTE]Well said my friend. I'll be 68 nest month. The only thing I had to worry about was making sure the ladies were on the pill, because always bareback. Bareback now is more dangerous than Vietnam. We're old but at least we saw all the good bands.