Backpage Advertiser Reviews

Set up a visit with Megan from BP today, or at least thats what I tried to do. She was really sweet on the phone. Pics looked great, had great reviews on another site so I figured what the hell.

I get to the "Call Me" spot and no answer. Goes to VM and mailbox full. Doesn't answer text.

I was so looking forward to a visit with her. Love the spinners. What pisses me off is if she was uncomfortable with me for whatever reason tell me before I drive all the way across Duval County. Those of you in the Jax area know what a pain in the ass that is.

Oh well, YMMV and I hope it does. Rode down PH on the way back and not a thing stirring.

Be safe.

Had a dream last night about Cierra on Backpage, even though as a general rule I don't dream about body rub providers. In my dream Cierra looked a few years older than her photos on Backpage, and about 20 lbs heavier. In the dream I received a very amateur body rub, and on the flip received a rather poor handshake. Dreamed she was very timid and nervous too. Do not recommend.

[QUOTE=Beauregarde23;1148567]Had a dream last night about Cierra on Backpage, even though as a general rule I don't dream about body rub providers. In my dream Cierra looked a few years older than her photos on Backpage, and about 20 lbs heavier. In the dream I received a very amateur body rub, and on the flip received a rather poor handshake. Dreamed she was very timid and nervous too. Do not recommend.[/QUOTE]Thanks for TOFTT, I was curious about her, actually emailed her, but never went through with it. I'm glad, thanks again.

Took a nap and had a dream that I called Candy from BP. She was close and came by my place, arrived within 30 minutes. She was definitely the girl in the picture, but not quite as nice as the pic. She was a little antsy said she just had some roxies. Got straight to it, nice BBBJ then on went the cover and she said your going to do all the work, pulled her knees to her ears and off we went. Had to talk her into flipping over for the rear view, I hate a lazy girl. You can PM for details.

[QUOTE=Jaxsin;1148957]Took a nap and had a dream that I called Candy from BP. She was close and came by my place, arrived within 30 minutes. She was definitely the girl in the picture, but not quite as nice as the pic. She was a little antsy said she just had some roxies. Got straight to it, nice BBBJ then on went the cover and she said your going to do all the work, pulled her knees to her ears and off we went. Had to talk her into flipping over for the rear view, I hate a lazy girl. You can PM for details.[/QUOTE]Is this the candy?

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[QUOTE=FunkngoNuts; 1149517]Is this the candy?

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[/QUOTE]Really doubt it as TinEye shows that pic on three different web sites; [url]www.saucyencounters.co.uk[/url], [url]www.istockphoto.com[/url] and [url]www.vibratingadultstoysforsex.com.[/url]

If you go visit this woman and the one in the pic answers the door, go immediately to the nearest store and buy a lotto ticket.

If you go visit this woman and the one in the pic answers the door, go immediately to the nearest store and buy a lotto ticket. [/QUOTE]She uses canned photos, but has a similar build and messed up teeth.

I had a bad dream. Started off trying to go to an AMP. In my bad dream the area places were not open yet or busy for a few hours. So I go on the BP and look for a recent post. I decide to make a call. I dreamed she sounded friendly and energetic on the phone. In person, though, she tried to do only CBJ with minimum roaming. In my dream, I convinced her to do FS, but was told I had 5 seconds to finish it.

Moral of my dream was mechanical, rushed and not great looking.

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[QUOTE=Jaxback; 1149891]I had a bad dream. Started off trying to go to an AMP. In my bad dream the area places were not open yet or busy for a few hours. So I go on the BP and look for a recent post. I decide to make a call. I dreamed she sounded friendly and energetic on the phone. In person, though, she tried to do only CBJ with minimum roaming. In my dream, I convinced her to do FS, but was told I had 5 seconds to finish it.

Moral of my dream was mechanical, rushed and not great looking.

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[/QUOTE]I was txting back & forth last night with her. I asked why one of her posted pic's was actually on at least 44 other web sites across the globe. That itself made me a bit skepticle. I almost set something up this morning but had second thoughts, sounds like my gut was right.

[QUOTE=FunkngoNuts; 1149517]Is this the candy?

[url]http://jacksonville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/its-playtime-boys-26/2183708[/url][/QUOTE]The one I called did not have her name in the post. Sorry my bad. It was a a (904) 442. Number. Not that sexy blond girl. If it was the report would be much different. In my dream.

I am so sorry for not posting my dream on this one! She is a complete waste! The room was dirty, she demanded $ upfront, looked like a streetwalker- the bad kind! Then she wanted like 100+ kisses. I think she has a gangster boyfriend hiding nearby too. She refused to take her shirt off because she said she didn't wonna reveal stretch marks, etc. Fortunately for me, I don't mind turning around and walking away which is what I did. The atmosphere she provided was just not conducive to having a pleasant time. So BEWARE of this one!

[QUOTE=Jaxback; 1149891]I had a bad dream. Started off trying to go to an AMP. In my bad dream the area places were not open yet or busy for a few hours. So I go on the BP and look for a recent post. I decide to make a call. I dreamed she sounded friendly and energetic on the phone. In person, though, she tried to do only CBJ with minimum roaming. In my dream, I convinced her to do FS, but was told I had 5 seconds to finish it.

Moral of my dream was mechanical, rushed and not great looking.

[url]http://jacksonville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/new-orleans-finest-unleashed-29/2423283[/url][/QUOTE]

I don't know about you guys but BP has indeed gone down the toilet! I mean, have you guys noticed the girls on there now? This is the worse that I've seen it. My appetite for these hookers, I mean heifers; I mean what ever has gone down the drain! Then they wonna post these high and exorbitant donations on their Ads! What a selection! I've gotten to the point where I offer 60 kisses and that's usually about it! Now I can understand why guys go with the SW's. The SW's look better and the prices are typically substantially lower! AWFUL!

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A lot of people were wondering if were one of uncle's little trick. Well I finally got to talk to her and got the scoop on what was going on.

1. Her ad titles changing between new in town and last night in town. Well as it turned out she did not have her computer on her and had a friend posting her ads and she cut and pasted the wrong ad on the wrong day as well as twice on the same day.

2. Her phone number. She stated that she pay as you go phone figuring people would rather call a local number.

3. She does not play with uncle. Never has and never will.

I asked her if she was going to come back to town. She said yes that she was planning to come back and now it may be sooner than she thought just to prove she it legit.

She was wondering why callers were asking if she were a cop now she knows why. I told her I would post this and hope that she would be able to meet some new friends. I for one will be one.

[QUOTE=Jax411; 1150201]I don't know about you guys but BP has indeed gone down the toilet! I mean, have you guys noticed the girls on there now? This is the worse that I've seen it. My appetite for these hookers, I mean heifers; I mean what ever has gone down the drain! QUOTE]

I just wanted to say ditto to Jax411 and bring this post back to the top so the girls watching the board can see the dissatisfaction. It is bad and I hope the BP scene changes soon. And much thanks to the guy that posted this on BP.

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It would be nice if some of the "high end" providers would offer some specials.

Just a comment. It is Mardi Gras right, and so if these so called providers really were from New Orleans, this is the BEST time of year there for them. They WOULD NOT be in Jacksonville if they were from New Orleans. D'oh.