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Ralph Alton,

Thanks for the info. Was hoping to meet one of them this weekend (have some free time then), but when I called their #, the woman who answered said they don't work weekends. So. Guess that one's out the door.

Thanks for the help anyway.

[QUOTE=Krackerjack]I guess it would help if i posted the link.

[url]http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/ers/1054906459.html[/url][/QUOTE]Google that phone number, I think it is a ripoff jack shack

[QUOTE=Moejoo]Google that phone number, I think it is a ripoff jack shack[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Krackerjack]I guess it would help if i posted the link.

[url]http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/ers/1054906459.html[/url][/QUOTE]If they don't post the rates, then I don't go.

Otherwise odds are they are going to rip you off or at leat ATTEMPT to.

[QUOTE=Castlerae]Ralph Alton,

Thanks for the info. Was hoping to meet one of them this weekend (have some free time then), but when I called their #, the woman who answered said they don't work weekends. So. Guess that one's out the door.

Thanks for the help anyway.[/QUOTE]

I forgot to mention that to you as well that they have limited daytime hours, too.

[QUOTE=Donny Devito]If they don't post the rates, then I don't go.

Otherwise odds are they are going to rip you off or at leat ATTEMPT to.[/QUOTE]

Funny. If they mention rates (and services in the same post especially) I'm more cautious.

There is noting illegal in saying "call me and we'll fuck."

Nor is there anything illegal in saying "My time is $100 an hour."

However expressing interest in someone who had an ad stating "call me and we'll fuck. I ask 100 roses for my time," is probably an intent to solicit sex and if you're being set up, they really need no more evidence than your call. Show up or invite them in and they have all they need to arrange a date for you with the judge.

Does anyone have an idea of how much Ms. Deja the pornstar will cost? You can look her up on Chicago Backpages.

Also, are Ohare hotels actually located near Ohare or in the area?

I'm not fimilar with the Ohare area.

[QUOTE=Yupyup321]Does anyone have an idea of how much Ms. Deja the pornstar will cost? You can look her up on Chicago Backpages.

Also, are Ohare hotels actually located near Ohare or in the area?

I'm not fimilar with the Ohare area.[/QUOTE]

Ms. Deja usually charges 300 p/hr. I have seen her a couple of times. She is hit or miss one great time one horrible time.
She has the same mix of reviews on TER.

That hasn't been my experience thus far but i'm not a veteran monger on the escort scene like i am in the AMP scenery. I'm just not comfortable going around with $300+ in my wallet. Maybe that's because I roam south cook county? So when you call a good looking one, do you ask how much on the phone? how do you do it then? Any help would be appreciated.

[QUOTE=Genuine]Funny. If they mention rates (and services in the same post especially) I'm more cautious.

There is noting illegal in saying "call me and we'll fuck."

Nor is there anything illegal in saying "My time is $100 an hour."

However expressing interest in someone who had an ad stating "call me and we'll fuck. I ask 100 roses for my time," is probably an intent to solicit sex and if you're being set up, they really need no more evidence than your call. Show up or invite them in and they have all they need to arrange a date for you with the judge.[/QUOTE]

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[QUOTE=Donny Devito]That hasn't been my experience thus far but i'm not a veteran monger on the escort scene like i am in the AMP scenery. I'm just not comfortable going around with $300+ in my wallet. Maybe that's because I roam south cook county? So when you call a good looking one, do you ask how much on the phone? how do you do it then? Any help would be appreciated.[/QUOTE]

I NEVER discuss rates or services on the phone. I rely on either reviews or word of mouth to determine what the session MAY entail and what it MAY cost.

I've hung up on some real hotties who I bet would rock my world because they mention rates. "Oh I wish you didn't say that," click. I call back the next day to see of she wised up.

If the girl forces the issue of establishing a rate she's either a hood rat and probably will be a bad experience, or she's involved with Leo. Always true? Of course not, but thinking this way has made my life less stressful.

So how do we go about hooking up? At most, I let her know that I'm sure she'll be happy with our arrangements that are made face to face. If she doesn't go for it, oh well life goes on and I stay out of trouble. If she does go for it, there are benchmarks that can be used if compensation is to be a "wild guess."

I myself keep a modified list in my head of services and rates. I've done the porn star thing before, and no pussy is worth $1000 an hour, regardless of whose pussy it is. I do know now what I'd be willing to pay for some time with famous pussy, and from there it's just a sliding scale. Cruise RS2K or Eros and you'll see the typical going rate in Chicago is between a low number and a high number. While I may bring the high number with, something around the low number walks in the room with me. I can always run out to the vehicle if I just gotta have it.

It is by no means fool-proof. But it's not meant to be either. There has been a few times where pre-contact negotiations went south and I ended up leaving a $50 tip for wasting her time.

(Sorry I didn't get this posted earlier, but the weather's been playing hell with my connection to the Internet.)

Well, after striking out with Polish Princess, and having equal luck with a couple of other providers regarding a weekend meet, I decided to go with an old standard, China Dolls. It'd been a while, but I remembered Niky gave an excellent massage (good enough to go legit, IMHO) before getting down to the fun-and-games, so I called and set an appointment with her. As this was the day before, their phone guy (Peter, who will figure in this tale) told me to call when I hit the road and he'd give me the directions to where their incall location was. Saturday rolls around, I get in the car, hit the road, and give Peter a call. He gives me the directions plus the proviso that he'd tell me the precise building I'd be going to when I got there. I scribble them down (being too stupid and horny by now to pull over, stop and write down) and I head on in. Not figuring I'd need to have the phone on, I flip it off. After a surprise bathroom stop, I decide to get the phone back out and ready so I can make the call. Literally as it comes on, it rings. Peter's on the other end and there's a problem: Niky's not at their incall house, and their driver (who delivers the girls to their houses and to outcalls) is having car problems. He gives me two options: the first is he can get in his car, go fetch Niky, and deliver her to the house I'm going to. The downside of this is that it'll take him nearly an hour to do all the driving, so I'll be left to wait. Option two is that there's a woman already at the house. I can go there, see what I think of her, and decide whether to take her, or if I decide I don't like her, I can call back and wait in the house with her until Peter shows up with Niky. I wasn't too hot for either option, but Peter threw in a sweetener: if I decided to take the woman at the house, I could do the time I'd agreed to, and they'd take. 50 off the price. What the hell, I figure, that's not a bad deal, so I agree.

Well, things got a bit more confused after that. Peter gave me a distance to a landmark where I was supposed to turn, but got the distance wrong. Not finding it, I managed a turn-around, got back on the phone, and called to check what was going wrong. Peter takes the time to get me turned around (and admit he'd given me the wrong distance), and talks me through the final turns I needed to make to get where I needed to be. He tells me he's going to call the woman so she'll know I'm there, I find a parking spot, get the cash, hide the wallet, lock the car up and head for the door.

Angela was the name the woman I was meeting went by. She's Chinese, peter said she's 30, I'd guess mid-thirties, but when I see her, I notice something that sticks out quite literally: she's got a solid C, maybe D-cup set of all-naturals. Her face is nice and the rest of her body isn't too bad either. Very friendly, invites me in, usual routine with Asian apartments of taking the shoes off at the door, and then she escorts me straight back to the bedroom. First difference between Angela and Niky: Niky wants to see the money immediately, but when I ask Angela if she wants me to give her the money right away, she says it can wait if I want to. Now came the second difference: Niky always gives you a massage, but when I asked Angela if she wanted me to lie down on my stomach, she said she was good either way. So, no massage and straight into the sex. Angela had shed her bra while we were walking back, and slipped her panties off while I was getting undressed. Once I got on the bed, she dropped the top of her dress so I could see (and play with) those tits. Yep, naturals topped with huge nipples that I quickly found out she liked played with. She gets the hat out, puts it on, and starts out with a good CBJ. She goes on that for a while until I ask her to stop so we can move on. She finishes getting undressed and climbs on for some cowgirl action. Give her some time, suck and play with those nice tits and nipples, then we switch over to meat-and-potatoes sex: missionary. She's quite active under me, making all the right noises and moving around like she's enjoying things as much as I am. Go for doggie, which doesn't work well (we're too different in size to make it easy to line everything up) so we lay down, do some snuggle time, then go into scissors, which both of us get into. Finally, I lay back and encourage her to climb on and make it feel good for her. She gets back in the saddle and takes off like she's headed down the home stretch at Churchill Downs. She gets her jollies, I grab her hips, keep her moving, she gets off again, and I finish myself. We do some more snuggle time, she tells me she enjoyed the chance to make herself feel good, and her cell rings. Turns out it's her boss, asking if I'm gone. No clock in the room, so we'd actually gone a bit over time, but Angela's cool about it. We snuggle a few more minutes (she says she's got no customers coming right away, so there's no hurry) then I tell her I'd better go so she doesn't get in trouble with her boss. Between the over time and the fantastic action, I decided to give Angela a tip. She's happy, I'm happy, we both get dressed, she sees me to the door, gives me a hug and a kiss on the cheek and I leave.

Peter had told me other customers said Angela gave great service, and I have to admit, he didn't lie. If I had any complaints, there'd only be two. The first, something I noticed in both Angela and Niky before her, was that their breath is strong. If anyone from China Dolls reads this, a suggestion: invest in a bottle of mouthwash every once in a while, and encourage the ladies to use it before a customer arrives. The second? That I had to leave so soon!

Would I go back? Yes. Would I recommend Angela? All I can say on that front is, set up a meet, treat her right, and this lady will give you a very good time. (anyone who wants to know more, Angela's not listed, but everything else can be found at: [url]http://chinadolls.ultraescort.com/[/url])

Anyone know anything about Tera?

She is on Eros.com Chicago in VIP section.

Pretty brunette with big tits.

[QUOTE=Smiwnc]Anyone know anything about Tera?

She is on Eros.com Chicago in VIP section.

Pretty brunette with big tits.[/QUOTE]

google Lucy Pinder

Based on one site's advice (not this one) I took a chance on this Kathleena girl. Links:

[url]http://eroticservices.********.com/?do=view&p=528187[/url]

[url]http://m4w.********.com/index.php?do=view&p=1171[/url]

She is also on CL a lot these days (search Kathleena).

So I called Kathleena based good (but old) reviews and the fact that her pics are hot. She is definitely the girl in the pics. But she is a quite LAME provider who clock watches, won't do anything special without an additional $100 tip (even kiss), and will leave after 45-50 minutes even after you've paid for an hour and before you've cum. She might have been good at one time, but she is terrible now. Nice looking girl for sure but thinks she is all that.- and she isn't; has a significant beaver too.- who still has those?

I thought all ****** shaved bare or close.

Called her up, very accomodating on the phone. We arranged late night to come up to my upscale downtown Chicago apt. Very hot girl.- and pretty.- no question. But once we got started, I could tell I was going to be ripped off (relatively speaking). First, she saw a review website up on my computer and wanted to surf it for her. Silly me, I thought she wouldn't count this time against me. WRONG. She counted the time against me and, even counting that time, left after 45 minutes and before I came. She does a nice job playing with the boys and gives a pretty good covered CJ. But then she put WAY too much lube on her pussy such that it was essentially a slip and slide ride. NOT a turn on. It was also obvious she just wanted me to cum ASAP and, when I didn't, she said.- at the 45 minute mark.- I have to go. What BS. Save your money; plenty of other chicks with less attitude. And while she is fairly pretty and skinny, her tits are tiny and she isn't very sexy naked at all. A C- or D+ grade tops.

Also cost me $300, which is no bargain.