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[QUOTE=Power Tool] Seriously, Ilapp, somebody that looks like you has no business being a monger. But worst of all, I think I have a man-crush on you, if not even a little more...until we meet again...[/QUOTE]
Dude, keep this up and Jackson will be asking you to turn in your monger badge. Stop sniffing that fairy dust and get back to what this board is about... sex with women.
Scheeez................
I was going to edit my last report to say that it was actually Tuesday that I was there at HH. I must say though that I am flattered by PT's admiration, and now I am so very saddened to think that it wasn't for me, but for another fellow, who I take it may not be an old, fat pervert like myself. Ah--such is the story of my life. If there is any consolation to be taken from this now tragic tale, it is that I'm sure my old fat ass got just as much attention and just as much action as PT's Adonis, and since it was Tuesday I got it for half-price, and that includes drinks since that fine example of womanhood is in fact--gasp--a beer drinker. Just goes to show you , sometimes the old dogs can still get over on the pups once in a blue moon. PT--should Adonis spurn your affections, you, much like Renee may want to consider some OFP love.
[QUOTE=Ilapp]I was going to edit my last report to say that it was actually Tuesday that I was there at HH. I must say though that I am flattered by PT's admiration, and now I am so very saddened to think that it wasn't for me, but for another fellow, who I take it may not be an old, fat pervert like myself. Ah--such is the story of my life. If there is any consolation to be taken from this now tragic tale, it is that I'm sure my old fat ass got just as much attention and just as much action as PT's Adonis, and since it was Tuesday I got it for half-price, and that includes drinks since that fine example of womanhood is in fact--gasp--a beer drinker. Just goes to show you , sometimes the old dogs can still get over on the pups once in a blue moon. PT--should Adonis spurn your affections, you, much like Renee may want to consider some OFP love.[/QUOTE]I like the term OFP; it certainly fits me. L has met both of us, I'll have to ask her which one of us is O'er, F'er and more P.
[QUOTE=LapDogg]Dude, keep this up and Jackson will be asking you to turn in your monger badge. Stop sniffing that fairy dust and get back to what this board is about... sex with women.
Scheeez................[/QUOTE]
Guys- You should lighten up on PT, I know most of you guys wouldn't be familiar with the phenomena, but some of us are just so fine, that not only do women faint when they see us, but even manly men who are completely hetero can not help but be attracted, it isn't unusual , and actually it isn't a bad thing, doubles my odds of getting a date on Saturday night. By the way, I don't know if I mentioned it, but I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink Dos Equis.
[QUOTE=Gray Mark]I like the term OFP; it certainly fits me. L has met both of us, I'll have to ask her which one of us is O'er, F'er and more P.[/QUOTE]
I might need to make my way to Indy... I think I might have you guys beat... OFBP
(Old Fat "Balding" Pervert)
LOL...........................................
Glad to see one of my favorite SC's is getting more props. I really enjoy the day shift at HH.comments about Tina are spot on. She is not only incredibly sexy, but open and intelligent also (and covered with freckles too). Morgan does do a nice job in the lap dance area. Nadia keeps introducing herself to me forgetting that she did just a couple of days sooner. Nice young girl and loves her beer. Rene is extremely hot, but for those of us that like older women, she is very young. And not to forget about the black girls, Peaches, Foxy and Kim. They were born sexy and know what they are doing in the back.
I may just have to go back this afternoon to drink the cheap beer and get a few half price dances.
I will make my much anticipated return to the HH today and hopefully no Adonis to distract not only the ladies but me as well....
All of you OFBPs, with whatever initials fit you are welcomed to join. Quite sure none of you have me on the FB and likelu P, but there may be a few with a larger O. Could be kind of Battle of the Superstars to see which of us has the more O, the more F, the more B, and the more P.
Adonis's be damned!
I have been there more times than I can count and have goten exactly ONE dance in the back. It's weird. You guys ave all these great stories about HH, but I rarely even get a girl to talk to me. Really weirds me out. Are they so locked into their regulars, they don't care about new business? Seriously. Someone explain it to me. I've tried afternoon, evening, late evening.
So anyways, last Friday, I hit Club Venus, which, although the skank factor can be pretty high, I usually find a gem two two. Found a decent one. 6'1 with heels. Goes by Legs. She just started two weeks ago and is head and shoulder better looking than anything in there. She also used to be a ballet dancer and her body shows it. REALLY lean, hardbody. I could tell extras couldn't be had, but gives a sexy lapdance. Like I said, not the best club, but usually get at least one good one. A year ago, in VIP, dancer whipped out big ED and tried to put him in a warm, dark cave. Not having a jimmy, I eased out of that situation, but the saving grace about that place was that you could get extras on a semi-regular basis. I may have to write it off.
After my usual failure at HH, I went by Babes East. Got a nice little lap dance from a very thin white girl who goes by Lucky. Might be something there, but I saw a couple of girls I knew and got a few dances from them. I'm forgetting her name, but one of them is kinda tall and looks Puerto Rican, but in actually, she's mixed. Exotic looking. I have totally gotten her game down. Give s a nice VIP dance and periodically grabs at the best places possible, but no rubbing and it's only for about 5-7 seconds at a time. I guess she feels comfortable with me, so talks about having a boyfriend, and a kid, and No thank you ma'am.
Her buddy wasn't having a good night, so I threw some business her way. Wish I remembered her name. She pretty dark skinned and her face is pretty average, but her body is ROCK hard. To the point that I said, forget about the face, I want to feel those factory enhancements and tight tummy. Her rule was that I can touch anywhere she doesn't have clothing. All she wore was a G-string. GIves REALLY good grindage, to the point that after our third dance, management turned the lights on prematurely and after a long sigh, she muttered to herself how she almost got off. She actually got me going, too. Her hands were everywhere, BUT where I wanted them, but she really got into it. I felt like a teenager in high school in the back seat of my car. If you see her, get a couple of dances from her. I get the feeling she doesn't make the same money as the other girls, so she works hard for the money. I think if you build up a rapport, more can be had in the club. Doubt there's takeout. This is her second job and apparently her real job would fire her in a second if they had any idea what she does for extra money. Give her a try and let me know how you fare.
Okay, nothing sepctaulcular, but thought I'd share anyways.
Now someone tell me the secret to HH, cause I just don't get it.
ILHJ, I don't know why your having the problem at HH, becuase those girls are hungry. Maybe your sending the wrong signals somehow. Just smile or nod when they walk by, and I guarantee you someone will sit down. Lots of new stuff there on my last trip about 2 weeks ago, and some of them are still a bit shy (believe it or not). Try it again. I bet it'll work out. Let us know how it goes!
Dex
Ilhj,
Stick a $10 bill on your forehead (hell, maybe even a one would work), someone will sit with you.
Ended up visiting on Tuesday. Spent most of my time with Morgan both at the table drinking and in the lap dance area. Since I generally like to try them all out, it had been a while since I had Morgan in the back. Let me just say I may need to keep her higher in the rotation.
[QUOTE=Theindianaguy]Ended up visiting on Tuesday. Spent most of my time with Morgan both at the table drinking and in the lap dance area. Since I generally like to try them all out, it had been a while since I had Morgan in the back. Let me just say I may need to keep her higher in the rotation.[/QUOTE]I appreciate you getting Morgan loosened up for me, and nice and lubricated. I was there too, towards the end of day shift and had a great time with Morgan, Renee, Tina, and Jacinnia (or something like that) - its a fake name, so WTFC...great time...
I gotta say, might have had the absolute best time I have ever had at a SC on Thursday though. (and that is saying something) Got to know a few of my new favorites very well. Supposedly the girls were all on alert because a few of the boys in blue were in there, so the more aggressive gals were on their best behavior and weren't hustling so hard, so the pressure was way down. I saw the most amazing scene I've ever witnessed in the club too, but out of respect for the dude, and likely because he is on the board too, I will not share all the details. Suffice it to say, Morgan worked this guy over pretty good, and he took every bit of it and responded with "yes mistress can I have another..." As Jim Rome would say "C-Lassic"
Much to my dismay, several of my new local hangouts are closed today in observance of the Labor Day Holiday. What is this world coming to? Used to be a OBFP could hang out at a strip club on Christmas, and now they are closed for Labor Day...
Whats a guy to do?
[QUOTE=Power Tool]Much to my dismay, several of my new local hangouts are closed today in observance of the Labor Day Holiday. What is this world coming to? Used to be a OBFP could hang out at a strip club on Christmas, and now they are closed for Labor Day...
Whats a guy to do?[/QUOTE]You can come over to my house.
Lacy and I know how to work a pole.
Im going to be passing through from NW Indiana to Ohio. Im a regular at IS and a couple of clubs in the South Burbs of Chicago. I figured I might make a overnight pit stop in Kokomo and check out Hip Huggers. Ive heard rumors about it being a great club and searched the Indy and Lafayette boards here as well as SCL. Since it is going to be a one shot deal Id appreciate any info you guys can give me about the club and possible take out. PM's are fine for any sensitive information.
[QUOTE=Moejoo]I'm going to be passing through from NW Indiana to Ohio. I'm a regular at IS and a couple of clubs in the South Burbs of Chicago. I figured I might make a overnight pit stop in Kokomo and check out Hip Huggers. I've heard rumors about it being a great club and searched the Indy and Lafayette boards here as well as SCL. Since it is going to be a one shot deal Id appreciate any info you guys can give me about the club and possible take out. PM's are fine for any sensitive information.[/QUOTE]All I can say is that you are in for a disappointment.compared to Chicago, Detroit clubs indy is a waste. Seriously I would find a provider and get some delivery. Girls here have no idea what they should be doing.
Good luck w that.