Massage Parlor Reports

After multiple trips to Richmond I decided to see Havanna. I was soo glad I called her. She is beautiful with an amazing smile and a great attitude. She looks just like her pictures. She is outcall only, so she came to me, which was fine with me. Her body rubdown was AMAZING. She oiled me up and slid up and down my body. Provided a nice hand job ending which wasnt rushed at all! Nude sexy as hell, I can't recommend her enough, you will be glad you did.

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I've seen Lynn numerous times at my location and know she provides a consistent, friendly, personable, and reliable service; so again I scheduled with her on Friday. Her 1 hour session is $.5 and I try to get 2 pops out of it usually. I like to get a massage with a flip & HJ finish for the first half. During the flip Lynn implemented new skills she had not used on me before with lots of teasing and building. I like how she lets me decide on what and when we are going to do things during the session instead of the structured sessions others put you through. This time the second half was a mutual touch session and it was a hot one! She has a nice figure with just a little belly. She is a red head, but she had half of it dyed a dark color, also way less talkative this time which made for a much more focused and sensual session. As far as getting my $ worth I always feel like she is worth it for this town. YMMV!

[QUOTE=Myoungvsu;1335942]I don't know without a doubt that Maria was actually born a man, but certain things made my "spidey sense" alarm to the conclusion. Sure I could be wrong, but I wasn't willing to take the initiative to 100% find out, I just politely left since I'm not into a lot of drama. But I'd like to hear what others think that have seen her / him. I'm new to this board, I was just giving my opinion of Maria. That's all.[/QUOTE]Well I'm new here. But that dosent mean I don't know maria.

She is a 100% woman, and I fuck her few times, she let you go far only when she want.

And I think that is few people here that they know her too so they you go.

Just leave her along.

I am sure Maria will be thrilled if she sees this stupid, public post on her behalf.

[QUOTE=Erick; 1341132]Well I'm new here. But that dosent mean I don't know maria.

She is a 100% woman, and I fuck her few times, she let you go far only when she want.

And I think that is few people here that they know her too so they you go.

Just leave her along.[/QUOTE]

Perhaps a stick figure diorama would work here!

[QUOTE=Richmond Fotog;1341162]I am sure Maria will be thrilled if she sees this stupid, public post on her behalf.[/QUOTE]

Last Friday I had the afternoon off and I decided to try the girl from India who advertise on Craigs and BP. Here is a link to one of her ads.

[url]http://richmond.craigslist.org/thp/2771012797.html[/url]

I will not repeat. The first warning sign is she does not speak Southern English. She can not say the word thirty and it comes out turdy. She works out of her home in an upstairs spare room. Her pictures in her ads are not representative of the furnishings. The massage was nothing more than a rub. In fact Mr. Johnson was turned off by here sensual touch. The entire 90 minute session she complained about other customers and callers. Granted she may be someone's cup of tea back in India but here in the good ole USA she has a lot to learn.

We live and learn, but then YMMV.

Ride00

He is right on the money, I saw her in va. Bch. Few months ago, she complains the whole time, although, I didn't get happy ending. The massage itself wasnt that bad, I would never repeat under any circumstances. Very bad attitude.

[QUOTE=Ride00; 1346876]Last Friday I had the afternoon off and I decided to try the girl from India who advertise on Craigs and BP. Here is a link to one of her ads.

[url]http://richmond.craigslist.org/thp/2771012797.html[/url]

I will not repeat. The first warning sign is she does not speak Southern English. She can not say the word thirty and it comes out turdy. She works out of her home in an upstairs spare room. Her pictures in her ads are not representative of the furnishings. The massage was nothing more than a rub. In fact Mr. Johnson was turned off by here sensual touch. The entire 90 minute session she complained about other customers and callers. Granted she may be someone's cup of tea back in India but here in the good ole USA she has a lot to learn.

We live and learn, but then YMMV.[/QUOTE]Would you expect a girl from India to speak Southern English? What's the correlation between a drawl and a good massage with HR? Massage, massah-hey, massah-ji, who cares how they say it if they can do it?

I'm with you on the rest of the review, but this part has me baffled.

I am quite sure if a fella from Georgha, or Alahbama spoke to you, they mite call yall yankeez.

P. S. I dunt cair what languaghe she speeks as long as I nutt

[QUOTE=Ride00; 1346876]Last Friday I had the afternoon off and I decided to try the girl from India who advertise on Craigs and BP. Here is a link to one of her ads.

[url]http://richmond.craigslist.org/thp/2771012797.html[/url]

I will not repeat. The first warning sign is she does not speak Southern English. She can not say the word thirty and it comes out turdy. She works out of her home in an upstairs spare room. Her pictures in her ads are not representative of the furnishings. The massage was nothing more than a rub. In fact Mr. Johnson was turned off by here sensual touch. The entire 90 minute session she complained about other customers and callers. Granted she may be someone's cup of tea back in India but here in the good ole USA she has a lot to learn.

We live and learn, but then YMMV.[/QUOTE]I saw this provider in Va Bch during the summer. For as conscious as she is about security, ie are you le, there was nothing sensual about her massage. Fully draped and did not help after in shower. Talked on phone and complained throughout the entire massage. Definitely puts out mixed signals from start. Will not repeat.

"Accent" meaning communication issues, her being on the telephone and having to repeat what she says 2-3 times does not make for a good environment. She should have that phone surgically attached.

Been three times now, not going back. Massage is ok, but walls stop before ceiling, can hear all who come in door and other rooms, too. Table shower is ok, Johnson kept covered by washcloth at all times. They don't even close door to room fully, so that plus the nonexistent privacy = no additions to menu.

[QUOTE=Ride00;1335956]People give it a rest, Maria is a woman.[/QUOTE]Sorry but Maria may be a woman now, but she was definitely born a man. 100% tell tale sign is the voice. I heard it and instantly knew.

[QUOTE=Ride00;1347617]"Accent" meaning communication issues, her being on the telephone and having to repeat what she says 2-3 times does not make for a good environment. She should have that phone surgically attached.[/QUOTE]Accent or not her massage is terrible. No hand skills at all. Had to request she remove her rings as they were scratching me. Confirm what others also saying that she complained about everything. Hotel not liking her pet. Guys asking her to go nude or for HEs. Terrible.

Roflmbo. So now we are experts on a voice to determine if its a man or a woman, really get a grip fellas, if you don't like her. Or she wouldn't do what you wanted her to do, don't write bad stuff on her. This brd. Is going down hill.

Happy New Yr.