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Has anyone seen this girl? New to the board.

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[QUOTE=Rexshelie;1419256]what is the name of those vitamins?[/QUOTE]Its a performance and vitality pack with vitamins like fish oil pills, prostate formula and such but the L-arginine and staminol in the pack is for sexual health I bought a 30 pack for $30 its worth it. With me it makes me feel hornier especially After a nut, L-arginine increases your sperm among other things so for me it prolongs the nut and makes it feel more intense.

[QUOTE=Bxbanger;1421948]Its a performance and vitality pack with vitamins like fish oil pills, prostate formula and such but the L-arginine and staminol in the pack is for sexual health I bought a 30 pack for $30 its worth it. With me it makes me feel hornier especially After a nut, L-arginine increases your sperm among other things so for me it prolongs the nut and makes it feel more intense.[/QUOTE]Thanks man. Are there any vitamins out there to increase sexual stamina or prowess?

[QUOTE=Rexshelie;1422074]Thanks man. Are there any vitamins out there to increase sexual stamina or prowess?[/QUOTE]Yeah its all in the pack its about 8 pills in each pack. Staminol and l-argenine are mainly for sexual health and stamina hence the name staminol. Theres a lot of ingrediants that do a lot of healthy things for your body both physically and sexually. You can look it up on the gnc website. It will probably explain in more detail.

[QUOTE=Bxbanger;1422367]Yeah its all in the pack its about 8 pills in each pack. Staminol and l-argenine are mainly for sexual health and stamina hence the name staminol. Theres a lot of ingrediants that do a lot of healthy things for your body both physically and sexually. You can look it up on the gnc website. It will probably explain in more detail.[/QUOTE]Thanks a lot for the info dude much appreciated.

[QUOTE=Bxbanger;1421948]Its a performance and vitality pack with vitamins like fish oil pills, prostate formula and such but the L-arginine and staminol in the pack is for sexual health I bought a 30 pack for $30 its worth it. With me it makes me feel hornier especially After a nut, L-arginine increases your sperm among other things so for me it prolongs the nut and makes it feel more intense.[/QUOTE]Though I post elsewhere, I'm new here. Does it just make it easier to get hard? Or does it actually help you control your nut so that you can hit it longer w out busting?

I have to say, I love this story. But hey, we all hit our bottoms. Especially us married with kid mongers. Do what you need to do, dude. I loved your reviews.

[QUOTE=BPAddicted; 1417260]Last night I reached a high level of Mongoing. Which is being a scum-bag. It started with me sitting on the couch, watching TV with my lady while my little one played. I made a drink, and found myself scanning the BP ads on my new Kindle Fire my Lady bought me for our Anniversary. By the 3rd. Drink, I knew what I had to do, feed my addition. As my family gets ready for bed, I'm texting back and forth negotiating prices. I start with dime pieces, then slowly drop to anything. (I really need help). It reminds me about this joke I heard. A Bartender is serving a Patron drinks, when he notices that every time, after every drink, the guy looks in his pocket, and orders another drink. After the 6th. Drink, the Bartender ask the guy,"Why do you look in your pocket, after every drink"? The guy replies,"I have a picture of my wife in my pocket. When she starts looking like a super model, I know it's time to go home". LOL.

Anyway, my family is asleep. I shower, get dress, and creeped out the house. But what makes it bad, is I don't have any cash on me and I don't want to go to the ATM so late cause I'm drunk. So I take some money from the emergency stash. (And I take enough to bargain for the trick and her friend). So, with no coat on, I creep to my car, when I realized that my lady's car is blocking mine. So, back in the house, I go through her bag for her keys, and off I go to Elmford, in my Lady's car.

This is who I see:

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Yeah, I know. I WAS DRUNK! Give me a break, LOL.

So, I get to the Hotel. Pretty nice hotel. I get in the room. She's much cutter in person. I told her she looks like "Snookie" from the Jersey Shore. I give her the dough, and get in the bed. She lights up a cigarette and hands me the rubber. (I didn't care to much about the smoking, I just wanted to nut and get home before my Lady realizes I'm gone). She starts off with a CBJ which was ok. After about 2 minutes, she stops and ask me how I want it. I told her I wanted to get on top. So I slip it in and humped away. But for some reason I whisper in her ear "Do you feel the love"? She whispers back "Yeah, I do". While holding her arms apart, I suck on her chest which made her cum. I gave that trick a real "BFE". (And that's what I do with my Lady). When I was done, she told me I was the first all day. Which I believe, cause there were fresh towels in the bathroom. She asked me my name, and told me that she will log my number and hope we can get together again.

On my way home, the guilt hit me. I felt like a real scum-bag. Taking the house money, going through my lady's bag, and taking her car to feed a bad addiction. And if she's up, when I get in, I have some serious explaining to do. And not to mention, taking a chance by driving. A DWI would ruin me.

I get home, and everyone is still asleep.[/QUOTE]

All of you should consider getting into shape. I lost 40 pounds and my sex drive has gotten better. I get hard and stay hard with no problems. I will be turning 54 in a fewdays and I am always horny and ready to go. I also do not smoke or drink regularly and this helps. My diet is also pretty good.

So you beer belly pot smoking cocaine sniffers give it up a walk a mile before you go see your favorite provider.

[QUOTE=Wiseman2; 1410606]Tonight thick (TRISH) and thin (SLIM) will be hosting tonight in the boogie down.

Pics for your viewing pleasure[/QUOTE]Don't know about Trish but Slim is retired.

Saw Chyna again,

Haven't seen her on BP but kept her number and she's txt friendly sometimes, its hit or miss.

Still cute and thick, but she must have many regulars now, she's on the txt alot.

Picked her up went to spot, CBJ abit agressive just to get you going then Doggy.

She wasn't too fresh so I got her in lazy doggy as I started to get a wiff in doggy.

Whats a nice way to tell these chicks they got to freshen up between clients.

Last chick I told that took it personal, Its prolly because they so used to dudes who don't give a fuck and just tryin to nut.

[QUOTE=Jay Play42; 1391484]Good looking out on Chyna, saw her about a week ago.

She is cute and thick, small bbw, very light skinned.

Her attitude was nice pleasing to speak with.

CBJ was a little aggressive but doggy was great.

The negative, she was booking time before we started when she first arrived and was booking dates right after we finished.

Looked like she was going to another dude right after me but she didn't use the shower in my room.

She seems to be high traffic, not sure if I'll see her again, overall good but not the best I've had but I would recommend her if you just need to be in and out.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BPAddicted; 1419372]Just got off the phone with this Provider, and I'm on my way as we speak.

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Some Asian dude answered the phone and gave me the address. I'm showered, shaved, and liquored up. Hormones are on fire for some Suki love. There are no reviews for this "Love me long time" provider, so I will be the first.

Wish me luck, and talk to you guys soon with a mind blowing review. (wink) [/QUOTE]Hey BP, what happened when you tried that Asian place? I also love Asian women. And I was wondering if you ever got that "Suki" love? Also, I enjoy all your post. They make me laugh, and make me cry. Well, not the cry, LOL.

But wondering minds want to know, what happened? Are you still there?

[QUOTE=CoolJay5737; 1426587]Hey BP, what happened when you tried that Asian place? I also love Asian women. And I was wondering if you ever got that "Suki" love? Also, I enjoy all your post. They make me laugh, and make me cry. Well, not the cry, LOL.

But wondering minds want to know, what happened? Are you still there?[/QUOTE]Hey Cool, I'm glad we share a taste in Asian food, but I have to say you won't find it here. (sad face, I had high hopes at this place)

So I get to the address that was given. But when I called, there was no answer. I called a few times with no answer. Then I remembered how strange the dude sounded when I asked him on the phone if there's a happy ending. I'm thinking that they're not taking my calls. So, instead of using my Google number, I used my personal phone and "boom", they answer. (I think I should have used that as a sign for "no happy ending". So he gives me the address (again) and off I go.

They buzz me in. I knock on the door and a semi cute Asian lets me in. Not what I expected. I kinda thought that one of the chicks they post on their add would greet me while I have a choice of sexy Asians to choose from, NOT. She was about 5'0, kinda thick. Dressed in shorts. A tight Asian shirt. Not much skin showing. (She wasn't going for the sexy look at all). She says "follow me". She leads me to a small room with a Massage table and a chair. Let me say that the place was clean and well kept. Dim lights and a very nice atmosphere. She asked me if I wanted a table bath. Being that I never had one, I was very interested in what it is. (Nobody here has written a review on what to expect in a table bath at an Asian spa before, so here it is). After giving her the 60. For the hour, she told me to undress and put on a robe she had handed me. She took my hand a lead me to another room. This room had a table with a long shower hose coming out the wall. She told me to drop the towel and lay on the bed. She literally sud me up and scrubbed me down. Similar to how a dog gets washed. Scrubbed my legs, my a$$, my back. Then she scrubbed the front. She had on one of those long rubber aprons on. Can't say I didn't enjoy it. This was my first one. It would have been much better if she had gotten naked too. So after this 10 minute "Dog bath", She dries me off. I stand there with my arms apart while she toweled me dry. While she's doing that, she asks me in her broken English,"you pick up weights". (I guess they don't see much fit black guys). I say,"Yeah, a little". She says."Vady nice body". I'm thinking, Suki love is getting ready to go down! (The liquor had this 5 looking like a 7, LOL)

So now where back in the room. She told me to lie down. I asked her if she's going to take her clothes off. She giggled and said "No, we no do that". I'm thinking "oh nooo". So I lie down. As she's rubbing oils on my back, I tried touching her. She wasn't having it. She kept saying "No baby". Maybe I'm being to aggressive, so I wait till I turn around. By now I'm hard as a rock and ready to move around her insides with my dik, LOL. By now she knew what I wanted and asked me if I wanted her to "touch". I say "yeah", and she say "Tip". As I go to get the 40 from my pocket, the thought "Love me long time" was getting ready to pop off. I laid back down and she sat on my legs and gave me a two handed HJ for a 1/2 hour, fully dressed. An then got the nerve to say her hands are getting tired, and for me to do it. WTF. So needless to say, There was no Happy Ending. I got dress, said thank you and hugged her. But as I hugged her, I put both hands on her little a$$. LOL.

So:

5 for looks (Take a couple of shots before you go to this place)

0 for CBJ (none offered)

0 for Performance (none offered)

5 for overall experience (Now I know how a dog feels when its getting washed at the Kennel)

If you have 60 to burn and not expecting nothing more than a HJ, I would recommend this place with a 10 tip. Would I repeat? Probably not.

My next try will be this spot:

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I called them. It's a buck sixty for the hour and seems very official.

I hope this was helpful to you cool. Some may think this is a "Needless" post, but I hope it was helpful to you. And what's up with that Brandy? You have any info you want on that?

Thanks for the review BP!

Has anyone tryed juicy from BP.