Escort Reports

Hey there guys,

Selma from Classy DC. This report is from mid-March, give or take.

She arrived 20 minutes late. Did not look like the picture. Latina, late teens, early twenties. A few crappy tattoos. She had bleached orangish hair, instead of the flowing black mane she had (and still has) in the pictures. She was also a little heavier than in the pictures. She did have a great rack. Natural. She was very friendly. Fee was $$$ plus tip. She gave a good service, with a lot of energy. She had shaved her pussy a few days ago and it felt a little like sanding paper, but other than that she was a fun lay. Did I mention she has a great rack. She also has a great attitude and has fun with her job. She provides GFE. She started me with BBBJ, rode me for a bit, I took her from behind and she finished me BBBJTC. I would give her a 6 (over 10) in looks, 6 in performance, and 8 in attitude. I like Classy's girls, they tend to be friendly and nice, but I just wish they were a little better looking. Oh well, you can't have it all I guess.

I was going to post in the craigslists section, but that thread is dead. So I will post here.

Ahh, wonderful memories from last night desert

I wanted to get a taste of Star [url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=59353[/url]

But it is quite a rare fish.

So I decided to hit up Sunni

Specs:

80-Quick
100-Medium
180-Long
200-XXXtra Long w/benefits
**ToyShows*ProstateMassage*EroticRubdown*BackdoorAction*GFE*PSE*FS**

This Irish Chic is sweet as they come. She is about 5’5 and if you like them thick, then she is it, BBW.

She enjoys fetishes and boy can she do a mean BJ & BLS into a Roman Shower! Forcing it down her throat... damn good times

Dropped the deed, $.8 for FS /60

From cowgirl to reverse cowgirl, and to doggie. BTW did I mention she moans? She seems like a nympho. Best part of the deal was 2 pops. Man this girl was enjoying it as much as I was. She came 2 times and the last one I just left her on the bed while she was still getting her juice flowing. In the end, I cleaned up and head back to work.

It was good times, but now keeping my eyes on Sparkles from CL.

Had a wonderful hour with Michelle at the Chinese Condo, or at least the places I go that are run by a Chinese lady. Michelle was cute, natural body and very paricipatory--she played hard. Ready for just about anything. Clean place, but again had to shower alone. No magic or fake romance--but real working passion. Never tried her massage skills, but her other attentions were well done. She has 2 more weeks in town.

Not a single response to my inquiry about Gtown/Palis. Area from the 25th. Can anyone help a guy out? !

Seems like my impression of Gtown is true. It really IS dead!

Will search anr report if found otherwise.

Exclient - We do not know you. You have not posted any of your own experiences yet so you are not trusted.

You have only to post a detailed account of one of your recent exploits in our area and then, maybe, someone will help you further.

In the meantime, READ THE F***ING FORUM and use the information you gain to select where you will go to gain the experience you will post about.

So:

1. RTFF
2. Go somewhere and enjoy a session or two
3. Post a detailed report of your experience.

Do these things before you post any questions and you should do okay.

JJ

[QUOTE=Exclient]Not a single response to my inquiry about Gtown/Palis. Area from the 25th. Can anyone help a guy out? !

Seems like my impression of Gtown is true. It really IS dead!

Will search anr report if found otherwise.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Sleazebum]You have only to post a detailed account of one of your recent exploits in our area and then, M A Y B E , someone will help you further.[/QUOTE]Fixed.

[QUOTE=Sleazebum]We do not know you. You have not posted any of your own experiences yet so you are not trusted.[/QUOTE]I guess, you can say the same about my post, but I will try anyway.

Any recommendation on where can I get a good massage in D. C. by a cute oriental girl with a possible HJ? I will be there just for one night and will be tired for anything else.

[QUOTE=Tanaka] Any recommendation on where can I get a good massage in D. C. by a cute oriental girl with a possible HJ? I will be there just for one night and will be tired for anything else.[/QUOTE]

Sorry but we don't discuss such things on this board...

[QUOTE=Tanaka]I guess, you can say the same about my post, but I will try anyway.

Any recommendation on where can I get a good massage in D. C. by a cute oriental girl with a possible HJ? I will be there just for one night and will be tired for anything else.[/QUOTE]Honestly, all you have to do is read...it's not hard. Just read.

While I certainly do not have as many exploits as you, SB, and while I don't get nearly the chance to post as often as you, clearly, it also certainly does not say that I have 1 post to my name. I am pretty much situated in PG county. You can read all about my relationship with a girl named Anne there. I hope this would pass, and grant me some slack. As I say, I am newly situated in GTown /Palis during the day now. I have NO leads, and therefore, nothing to report. You can only go by where I have had opportunity in the past: PG county. If you'd like I could post some out of date info about DC AMPs, and even in this forum, but we are talking about when Clinton was president here.

So, please. I accept PMs. I can't write about nothing here until I get something to write about. You can clearly see that I have history on this board, and I invite you to follow your nose on that, if you were truely more interested in knowing my history, and less interested in showing me what a newbie smackdown is like.

I have RTFF. There is nothing here. A big dirth. Info is painfully old. I do searches with many variations on spelling. I see nothing. I accept PMs.

Have a heart for someone who is not a newbie.

Thanks, ex

[QUOTE=Exclient] I have RTFF. There is nothing here. A big dirth. Info is painfully old. I do searches with many variations on spelling. I see nothing. [/QUOTE]

You just answered your own question...

This gal is on CL, and also has her own website, but I met her randomly (not in a SW situation) and she enticed me into inviting her to my room. First, she's very pretty with smoking eyes, sexy voice and nice body. That was about all that was good. Rushed and with more rules than the typical Tax code (of course, none of these rules and restrictions were mentioned until things were rolling). No DATY...No touching the kitty...No kissing of any kind. Immeadiately started CBJ (no foreplay) and before long was asking for a finish. By that point, I was put off and could have cared less about the whole experience.

Seniors can PM for more details, but suffice it to say that my recommendation is to stay away from Marley.

[url]http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/ers/837039692.html[/url]

Fellas, my personal ATF is in town. I think it is time to share. HAHAHA. She really cool and has reviews on the TER. Check out the link and her services.

[url]http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/ers/837858807.html[/url]

If you get a good one over on CL, please COPY and Paste their ad into a post here instead of doing a link. Things over there get flagged and expire!

JJ

[QUOTE=Pimp Trick]Fellas, my personal ATF is in town. I think it is time to share. HAHAHA. She really cool and has reviews on the TER. Check out the link and her services.

[url]http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/ers/837858807.html[/url][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Sleazebum]If you get a good one over on CL, please COPY and Paste their ad into a post here instead of doing a link. Things over there get flagged and expire!

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Date: 2008-09-13, 2:53PM EDT

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