Massage Parlor Reports

Got off my ass, and headed over there. Met Lily, and she's a slim, 50's woman (some might disagree with my take on her age, but I know Asian pretty well). Pretty tight body, especially for her age. I didn't want to waste time or money, so I asked her right away how much for "everything. " She led me to a a clean, air conditioned room, and I asked if she had young girls. She hedged, and said she only did body work, then hit me up for the house fee of. 5.

She asked if I wanted to take a shower, and I stripped naked right in front of her, to allay any fears she might have (I read that cops don't drop their drawers; don't know if that's true). I showered, and she came into the room. I said, "Oh, you're going to do it, ok. " I would have preferred younger, but I like slim woman, maybe with a bigger top, but I was there. When she was at my head, I started stroking her butt, and got under her dress and underwear, and played with her kitty a bit. I really don't think cops can go that far. She chatted me up a bit, then asked if I was a cop. I said no. Oh, way before this, she asked how I knew about her. I said a friend. She asked for the friend's phone number, and I said it's on my other phone. She then asked for my phone #, and she said she promised that she wouldn't pass my number around, and it was so she would know I was a repeat customer if I came back in the future. So she's massaging my back, and I'm playing with whatever I can reach on her, and I guess she was sufficiently reassured. Then she says she's going to get a girl to finish me.

In comes a younger woman, in a nighty, and this is where it went south for me. She was pretty thick. I could tell she was a big girl, and I'm not into thick girls. Her name is "Anja" or something close to that. If you're into thick woman, you can ask for her. After reading about Krystal, I was pretty disappointed, and I was having a hard time getting it up, despite Lilly reentering the room to work on my legs, and talking to Anja in Chinese. I even asked Lily to to finish, but she said something like, "You don't like Anja?" The softie that I am, I said she was ok.

So Anja is doing a somewhat ok job of massaging my back, while I'm playing with her kitty. She asks me to flip, and takes off the nighty. She had a bit of a stomach roll, and I'm soft as dough. She starts giving me a CBJ which get me semi erect, then asks if she can hop on, so she's in cowgirl. I'm a real visual person, and I couldn't look at her. It's not that she was super ugly (but she was only borderline attractive facially at best, and probably in her 30's). I say, let's flip, and we're in mish, and I could see she has a jungle down there. No way was I going to finish this way, so I ask if she could finish with a BJ. She had a GREAT mouth, but I had a helluva time finishing. Before I knew it, she took off the raincoat, and she went BB; I was really mixed about THAT, but decided to go along for the ride. When I let loose, she pulled back, so it was a partial CIM, part facial. Instead of feeling good about getting off, I just felt a sense of relief, which I'm sure many here have experienced if you've done any mongering.

I have to admit, she worked hard. But I was personally disappointed, and I'm deciding on what to tip her. Based on some reports here, where the total damage was $. 4, I give her. 8 and she makes a face. I'm feeling partly guilty, so I give her a. 1 and she's looking at me pleadingly, so I give her another. 1. Total damage, $. 5 which made ME feel bad. I wouldn't have felt nearly as bad, if I did Lily.

On my way out, I whisper to Lily to text me if she gets any younger, slimmer girls. She checks her book, and says Suki is coming Tuesday and Wednesday.

I'd go back for one more shot (no pun intended), knowing that Lily is careful about screening people, and just being a generally nice person. The place was clean, and having a shower was nice. Definitely beats anything you'd ever find in Chinatown (oh, how miss the KMP I just stumbled upon on Mulberry St. Nearly every provider was an 8. 5+ and the damage was a flat 1. 2).

Don't take my report as the decider for you. Obviously, others are happy. It just wasn't in the cards for me.

[QUOTE=Jgraham;3014379]Got off my ass, and headed over there. Met Lily, and she's a slim, 50's woman (some might disagree with my take on her age, but I know Asian pretty well). Pretty tight body, especially for her age. I didn't want to waste time or money, so I asked her right away how much for "everything. " She led me to a a clean, air conditioned room, and I asked if she had young girls. She hedged, and said she only did body work, then hit me up for the house fee of. 5.

She asked if I wanted to take a shower, and I stripped naked right in front of her, to allay any fears she might have (I read that cops don't drop their drawers; don't know if that's true). I showered, and she came into the room. I said, "Oh, you're going to do it, ok. " I would have preferred younger, but I like slim woman, maybe with a bigger top, but I was there. When she was at my head, I started stroking her butt, and got under her dress and underwear, and played with her kitty a bit. I really don't think cops can go that far. She chatted me up a bit, then asked if I was a cop. I said no. Oh, way before this, she asked how I knew about her. I said a friend. She asked for the friend's phone number, and I said it's on my other phone. She then asked for my phone #, and she said she promised that she wouldn't pass my number around, and it was so she would know I was a repeat customer if I came back in the future. So she's massaging my back, and I'm playing with whatever I can reach on her, and I guess she was sufficiently reassured. Then she says she's going to get a girl to finish me.

In comes a younger woman, in a nighty, and this is where it went south for me. She was pretty thick. I could tell she was a big girl, and I'm not into thick girls. Her name is "Anja" or something close to that. If you're into thick woman, you can ask for her. After reading about Krystal, I was pretty disappointed, and I was having a hard time getting it up, despite Lilly reentering the room to work on my legs, and talking to Anja in Chinese. I even asked Lily to to finish, but she said something like, "You don't like Anja?" The softie that I am, I said she was ok.

So Anja is doing a somewhat ok job of massaging my back, while I'm playing with her kitty. She asks me to flip, and takes off the nighty. She had a bit of a stomach roll, and I'm soft as dough. She starts giving me a CBJ which get me semi erect, then asks if she can hop on, so she's in cowgirl. I'm a real visual person, and I couldn't look at her. It's not that she was super ugly (but she was only borderline attractive facially at best, and probably in her 30's). I say, let's flip, and we're in mish, and I could see she has a jungle down there. No way was I going to finish this way, so I ask if she could finish with a BJ. She had a GREAT mouth, but I had a helluva time finishing. Before I knew it, she took off the raincoat, and she went BB; I was really mixed about THAT, but decided to go along for the ride. When I let loose, she pulled back, so it was a partial CIM, part facial. Instead of feeling good about getting off, I just felt a sense of relief, which I'm sure many here have experienced if you've done any mongering.

I have to admit, she worked hard. But I was personally disappointed, and I'm deciding on what to tip her. Based on some reports here, where the total damage was $. 4, I give her. 8 and she makes a face. I'm feeling partly guilty, so I give her a. 1 and she's looking at me pleadingly, so I give her another. 1. Total damage, $. 5 which made ME feel bad. I wouldn't have felt nearly as bad, if I did Lily.

On my way out, I whisper to Lily to text me if she gets any younger, slimmer girls. She checks her book, and says Suki is coming Tuesday and Wednesday.

I'd go back for one more shot (no pun intended), knowing that Lily is careful about screening people, and just being a generally nice person. The place was clean, and having a shower was nice. Definitely beats anything you'd ever find in Chinatown (oh, how miss the KMP I just stumbled upon on Mulberry St. Nearly every provider was an 8. 5+ and the damage was a flat 1. 2).

Don't take my report as the decider for you. Obviously, others are happy. It just wasn't in the cards for me.[/QUOTE]When you guys finally start boycotting these parlors over the subpar service and overpriced fees, then things will change.

[QUOTE=JJlegendary18;3014388]When you guys finally start boycotting these parlors over the subpar service and overpriced fees, then things will change.[/QUOTE]If I was into thick girls, I would have had a positive report. Plus there were a lot of positive reviews already. I've been spoiled from the places I used to go to. Flat 1. 2, and the providers were hot, and my type- slim, with nice racks, but they've pretty much disappeared. It wasn't like I got upsold or anything. Some guys will bang anything and be happy. If I'm paying, I'd rather have my type. It looks like you've been around enough to know that you don't always get what you want. If I ever go back and leave unhappy, it will be the last time. I look at it like trying out a restaurant. Some people will love the food, others will say, WTF.

[QUOTE=WyldLobo;3001358]After I was done, I asked Lilly when does she work and she told me only Monday & Tuesday because she goes to school. I will be back for more, LOL.[/QUOTE]Can you give a body type / looks description? Lilly didn't mention Krystal, when I said I wanted a slimmer provider.

BTW, the provider I had in my own report told me "first time" when I CIM. I don't think Lilly really cares what goes on, as long as we're not LEO.

Note to to any non-senior members: I won't share intel until you have a track record. This keeps everyone safe. I was a newbie here myself once. You have to learn how to read between the lines, or TOFTT.

Jgraham. Lily is a scammer, plain and simple. Plus, she's been busted several times in the last 6 months so she has to be very careful. You were smart to touch her a bit but when you couldn't produce your "friend's" phone number she wasn't about to give up the ol' pooty for you (at least not hers). So she rolled out her oldest, heaviest, least attractive car on the lot and offered it to you.

You know you learned the lesson of JUST SAY NO. So next time, do that. Actually, there's much better places not far away or in Flushing where you can choose. We've all learned some hard lessons in this game, son. The key is to not repeat our mistakes. Better luck next time, broski!

[QUOTE=Jgraham;3014923]Can you give a body type / looks description? Lilly didn't mention Krystal, when I said I wanted a slimmer provider.

BTW, the provider I had in my own report told me "first time" when I CIM. I don't think Lilly really cares what goes on, as long as we're not LEO.

Note to to any non-senior members: I won't share intel until you have a track record. This keeps everyone safe. I was a newbie here myself once. You have to learn how to read between the lines, or TOFTT.[/QUOTE]When I went, Lilly told me Krystal was only Monday and Tuesday. She is white skin, 5'4", long dark hair, pumpy ass, B size chest and petite as well. When you go, you have to ask Lilly who's working and check the women out before anything. Yea, it's like 50/50 or who you get but I find it worth it if she is the right one. Also, you can't just ask Lilly, just get your service and then see what happens.

Lilly is very cautious and doesn't want anything happen to her at all. I still go like 6 times a month and out of the 6, say 1 been disappointing but A&A spa provides better service than anything out there plus the shower is very nice, LOL.

[QUOTE=WyldLobo;3015570]When I went, Lilly told me Krystal was only Monday and Tuesday. She is white skin, 5'4", long dark hair, pumpy ass, B size chest and petite as well. When you go, you have to ask Lilly who's working and check the women out before anything. Yea, it's like 50/50 or who you get but I find it worth it if she is the right one. Also, you can't just ask Lilly, just get your service and then see what happens.

Lilly is very cautious and doesn't want anything happen to her at all. I still go like 6 times a month and out of the 6, say 1 been disappointing but A&A spa provides better service than anything out there plus the shower is very nice, LOL.[/QUOTE]I agree. She probably knows about all the gossip on here about her.

Honestly though she's worth it for the therapeutic massage. I'd say she's pretty damn good at it.

[QUOTE=WyldLobo;3015570]When I went, Lilly told me Krystal was only Monday and Tuesday. She is white skin, 5'4", long dark hair, pumpy ass, B size chest and petite as well. When you go, you have to ask Lilly who's working and check the women out before anything. Yea, it's like 50/50 or who you get but I find it worth it if she is the right one. Also, you can't just ask Lilly, just get your service and then see what happens.

Lilly is very cautious and doesn't want anything happen to her at all. I still go like 6 times a month and out of the 6, say 1 been disappointing but A&A spa provides better service than anything out there plus the shower is very nice, LOL.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the description. 6 X / month? You must have $$ to burn. If you can host, I'd go for the places that have outcall, and a website and have good TER reviews. The 50/50 odds is what's annoying. IF I go back, and happy, I'd let Lilly know what my type is, and then, I might be a regular.

[QUOTE=KkinSanitary;3015423]Jgraham. Lily is a scammer, plain and simple. Plus, she's been busted several times in the last 6 months so she has to be very careful. You were smart to touch her a bit but when you couldn't produce your "friend's" phone number she wasn't about to give up the ol' pooty for you (at least not hers). So she rolled out her oldest, heaviest, least attractive car on the lot and offered it to you.

You know you learned the lesson of JUST SAY NO. So next time, do that. Actually, there's much better places not far away or in Flushing where you can choose. We've all learned some hard lessons in this game, son. The key is to not repeat our mistakes. Better luck next time, broski![/QUOTE]Where's the scam? She didn't promise me anything, and I went in with eyes wide open. I could have said no. It's not as if I never walked out on a place before. My provider simply wasn't my type. I'm used to the quality at the incall private places in Manhattan, so I'm a little spoiled. I kinda on a crusade to find cheaper providers in Queens now. I think it's a lost cause.

I was pretty happy with Dreamer that I reviewed. Not FS, but a great massage with a HE, left me feeling pretty good.

[QUOTE=Onic123;3018200]I agree. She probably knows about all the gossip on here about her.

Honestly though she's worth it for the therapeutic massage. I'd say she's pretty damn good at it.[/QUOTE]I'm sure she does too. She told me I found her on the internet.

Lilly: tell your providers to ask before going bareback!

PS: if anyone has a good CDP, hit me up in a PM. Thanks.

I'm visiting your fine city and staying in Astoria. I decided to TOFTT and found this listing on BP that was located just a few blocks from where I'm staying, off 30th ave.

[URL]http://queens.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/new-young-girls-22-yo-new-bombshell-body-slide/61207016[/URL]

This was my first AMP experience, but I've been reading the forums enough to know what to expect. Called about 30 min before I showed up, asking if anyone was available. The entrance itself is around the corner. Standard door bell unlocks the entrance door and I was greeted by a petite, early 30's (but looking younger) woman wearing a nighty. Manmade B cups. She led me to a room where I got comfortable. Price was a little higher than I expected with house fee being. 5 for the half hour. After I disrobed she asked if I wanted a TS and I agreed.

Soaped up and attention was paid to most of my body. I started to touch her, as she was just wearing panties under the nighty. No complaints from her. I didn't push her to take off anything at that point, but I'm sure she would have. The ad advertised a body slide, but at no point did that actually happen.

Once I was all clean we headed to room. I laid on my back and we came to a compromise for "everything. " $. 40. Again, a little higher than I expected but c'est la vie. She disappeared for a minute to get supplies and then the fun started. BBBJ, CFS. Started with ACG, switched to mish and then DS. Had her finish with a BBBJCIM. She cleaned me up a bit and that was it.

No massage at all (which I suppose is fine). I ended up going a few blocks and getting a legit one hour massage for under $40.

Would I repeat? I assume there are better options out there, but from reading what's available it seems I lucked out. She was decently cute, relatively young, and was extremely tight.

[QUOTE=Jgraham;3018223]
Where's the scam? She didn't promise me anything, and I went in with eyes wide open. I could have said no. It's not as if I never walked out on a place before. My provider simply wasn't my type. [/QUOTE]I don't know about you, but when a MILF like Lily switches herself out for a thick ugly chick. Bro, at what point to you pack it in? Your session just got worse and worse!

Your experience:

". Then she says she's going to get a girl to finish me. In comes a younger woman, in a nighty, and this is where it went south for me. She was pretty thick.

I could tell she was a big girl, and I'm not into thick girls. And I was having a hard time getting it up, despite Lilly reentering the room to work on my legs, and talking to Anja in Chinese. I even asked Lily to to finish, but she said something like, "You don't like Anja?" The softie that I am, I said she was ok.

She had a bit of a stomach roll, and I'm soft as dough. She starts giving me a CBJ which get me semi erect, then asks if she can hop on, so she's in cowgirl. I'm a real visual person, and I couldn't look at her. I could see she has a jungle down there.

When I let loose, she pulled back, so it was a partial CIM, part facial. Instead of feeling good about getting off, I just felt a sense of relief, which I'm sure many here have experienced if you've done any mongering. But I was personally disappointed. ".

Okay, so you didn't get scammed but you sure got taken.

[QUOTE=KkinSanitary;3020712]I don't know about you, but when a MILF like Lily switches herself out for a thick ugly chick. Bro, at what point to you pack it in? Your session just got worse and worse!

Your experience:

". Then she says she's going to get a girl to finish me. In comes a younger woman, in a nighty, and this is where it went south for me. She was pretty thick.

I could tell she was a big girl, and I'm not into thick girls. And I was having a hard time getting it up, despite Lilly reentering the room to work on my legs, and talking to Anja in Chinese. I even asked Lily to to finish, but she said something like, "You don't like Anja?" The softie that I am, I said she was ok.

She had a bit of a stomach roll, and I'm soft as dough. She starts giving me a CBJ which get me semi erect, then asks if she can hop on, so she's in cowgirl. I'm a real visual person, and I couldn't look at her. I could see she has a jungle down there.

When I let loose, she pulled back, so it was a partial CIM, part facial. Instead of feeling good about getting off, I just felt a sense of relief, which I'm sure many here have experienced if you've done any mongering. But I was personally disappointed. ".

Okay, so you didn't get scammed but you sure got taken.[/QUOTE]Lily is very cautious with new customers and always starts the session with her doing the massage. If she feels you are OK and not LE she lets another provider finish. This isn't bait & switch. She has a lot of new girls and they have to make a living, she is not interested in competing with them. Next time you should be offered a choice, During the summer it is slow and keeping a new girl is hard. The provider may not be to your taste but they all provide good service. They will never hustle you or short you on time. As everyone says the girls do their best to please. For the price she offers a good value. Please cut Lily some slack, she works very hard to see that you enjoy yourself.

[QUOTE=KkinSanitary;3020712]Okay, so you didn't get scammed but you sure got taken.[/QUOTE]Don't know why you're beating a dead horse. Don't you think it's up to me to decide if I got taken? Because I wasn't personally happy with that one experience doesn't mean much. I'm sure some would have been perfectly happy. Wasn't it you that reported on Krystal? I've been at this long enough to know it's often the luck of the draw, and sometimes you just have to develop a relationship. It's the cost of mongering. If I wanted a surefire guarantee, I'd be at the $$ places that weren't AMPs, but private incall.

[QUOTE=Metalmanix;3020595][URL]http://queens.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/new-young-girls-22-yo-new-bombshell-body-slide/61207016[/URL]

No massage at all (which I suppose is fine). I ended up going a few blocks and getting a legit one hour massage for under $40.

Would I repeat? I assume there are better options out there, but from reading what's available it seems I lucked out. She was decently cute, relatively young, and was extremely tight.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the report. So the total damage was only. 9?? . 5+. 4 right? At most places I've been to, . 4 only gets you a HJ (cept for the place I reported on way back where a total of. 8 got you a CBJ). I just called the place, and she said they're Korean. The Korean gals are known for their fake boobs, but I can handle that.

[QUOTE=KilgoreTrout10;3021965]Lily is very cautious with new customers and always starts the session with her doing the massage. If she feels you are OK and not LE she lets another provider finish. This isn't bait & switch. She has a lot of new girls and they have to make a living, she is not interested in competing with them. Next time you should be offered a choice, During the summer it is slow and keeping a new girl is hard. The provider may not be to your taste but they all provide good service. They will never hustle you or short you on time. As everyone says the girls do their best to please. For the price she offers a good value. Please cut Lily some slack, she works very hard to see that you enjoy yourself.[/QUOTE]I agree with everything you've said, except for possibly "good value. " I ended up paying 1. 5, but the extra. 1 was my fault. I guess I should reign in my expectations with AMPs, because I've spent so much time on private incall.

And you're right about Lily. She was pretty leery with me. Better safe than sorry.

BTW, I've made room in my inbox for those trying to contact me.

[QUOTE=Jgraham;3022362]Don't know why you're beating a dead horse. Don't you think it's up to me to decide if I got taken? Because I wasn't personally happy with that one experience doesn't mean much. I'm sure some would have been perfectly happy. Wasn't it you that reported on Krystal? I've been at this long enough to know it's often the luck of the draw, and sometimes you just have to develop a relationship. It's the cost of mongering. If I wanted a surefire guarantee, I'd be at the $$ places that weren't AMPs, but private incall.

Thanks for the report. So the total damage was only. 9?? . 5+. 4 right? At most places I've been to, . 4 only gets you a HJ (cept for the place I reported on way back where a total of. 8 got you a CBJ). I just called the place, and she said they're Korean. The Korean gals are known for their fake boobs, but I can handle that.

I agree with everything you've said, except for possibly "good value. " I ended up paying 1. 5, but the extra. 1 was my fault. I guess I should reign in my expectations with AMPs, because I've spent so much time on private incall.

And you're right about Lily. She was pretty leery with me. Better safe than sorry.

BTW, I've made room in my inbox for those trying to contact me.[/QUOTE]He probably meant 140.190 total, for a half hour that's a rip off. 1 hour with tip for CFS should be 180.

[QUOTE=TerilusKong;3023405]He probably meant 140.190 total, for a half hour that's a rip off. 1 hour with tip for CFS should be 180.[/QUOTE]Even 180 for a storefront AMP is way too expensive imo. For a few bucks more, you can get incall service with women who are no less than an 8. 5.

[QUOTE=Jgraham;3023513]Even 180 for a storefront AMP is way too expensive imo. For a few bucks more, you can get incall service with women who are no less than an 8. 5.[/QUOTE]Agreed. Like I said, nervousness about the new place coupled with it being my first time at an AAMP getting FS added to me not wanting to engage in too much of specifics at the time. Like I said, I realized I paid too much almost immediately. Seeing your responses only confirm what I already knew at the time. Still, given the first time experience there it's a lesson learned.