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[QUOTE=Higgs Boson; 1105326]Puuulease. Can anyone really say this stuff works? I think these herbal products are probably a scam.
Higgs[/QUOTE]The only things that really work are approved pharmaceuticals like viagra and cialis, and especially the therapy offered by Boston Medical Group (look for their ads in the OC Register). The rest of the stuff is unproven and a waste of money.
Decided to go to The Bird on Monday. Got there around 12. I was the only one in there. Sin, a cute blond comes up and starts talking to me. The waitress immediately comes and asks me to buy her a drink. I tell her no. I used to feel uncomfortable saying no, but I have since gotten over it. The dancers don't care and neither should you. I get a dance from her. She tried to upsell me to the $160 VIP. I told her to try me later. Really I wasn't that in to her because she has implants, not my thing. There was only one other dancer there. I was waiting for her but she decided to go talk to some guy who was chatting up the waitress as well. I literally sat there for 15 or 20 minutes with no one on stage and me looking at my emails on my phone. I decided to leave and check out Sahara. I walked in and the place is packed with plenty of dancers. Immediately I sit down and start getting my dick rubbed. Dances are $15, but 3 for $30 deals were very frequent. I took advantage of the deals on 3 girls and got good mileage with each of them. Only had one bad dancer. Some fat fatty that I bought a mercy dance from. I thought maybe she would try a little harder since she was the ugliest one in the room. Instead got a bad attitude and a horrible dance. I was kinda pissed and then the girl that sat next to me after the dance started to make fun of her which put me back into a good mood. Some black girl who I had my eye on finally came to me and we go into the dance area. We get the corner which has by far the most privacy. Her body, attitude and service were all amazing and well worth the wait. I immedately leave happy.
VIP dances are $160, but were not heavily sold by the girls like Flamingo is. Still got the lady drink hassle, but the waitress stopped bothering me after the second dancer. Mileage is just as good if not better than The Bird in the non VIP.
Walked in late about 12:30am on a weekday. Had not not been in since change over. Clubs was very clean and nice. But let's get on point! If you enjoy damn good grinding dances from little pixie looking girls who look like they straight just walked in from Suicide / Gods Girls. Shoot this is the place! There was a group of like 6-8 spinner Latinas could not been older than 20. Some with light to modrate tatts and Marilyn piercings in thier cheek dimples and on their upper lips ala Cindy Crawford beauty mark. None were to big boned just nice little brown skinned bubble butts and natural A-C tops. One token Asian was maybe 21-22 I rate her an 8-9. One African american had have been 7 ft tall And skinny as all fuck. And 1 white girl "Mercedes" 4th night at club said she was 19 and working herself through school, gave best dance.
Tried about 5 girls out all were open to roaming hands but all stoped short of any rubbing OTV. When I asked about manual release all seemed skidish on the ideas acting like "that never happens here"
I have a feeling daytime dancers maybe more liberal? Anyone got any intel on dancers who are like the ones described above but even more open in the booths some of which are perfectly set up for extras.
[QUOTE=Cali Kilo;1111950]Walked in late about 12:30am on a weekday. Had not not been in since change over. Clubs was very clean and nice. But let's get on point! If you enjoy damn good grinding dances from little pixie looking girls who look like they straight just walked in from Suicide / Gods Girls. Shoot this is the place![/QUOTE]Forgot to mention dance prices they were running $10 each in the booths or $50 for 6 dances behind a curtain. In the 1. 5 hours I was there DJ ran 1 2for1 special. Only did the $10 dances which where bikini but half the girls moved top to the side or allowed hand to slide under.
I went last week to Ecstasy and they recently changed the way you pay for the dances. Now the payment is made at the bar (DJ) and not to the dancer in the booth. They keep a clip board with names of dancers and how many dances they had per customer. Have you had the same when paying for dances? I wonder why the change. Did mgmt think they were getting shorted.
Stopped in to see what's up (no pun intended) at OC's number one NASCAR speedway. First up was Kdy, a blonde twenty something. 5 foot 8, small boobs, medium build. .2 spent on 2 topless dances-not bad. She pushed for a VIP with oral persuasion but I declined.
Second on the list was Kn, a MILFish brunette in her 30's with pretty good body for her age. Face was not the greatest. 4 topless dances-good grind, NASCAR, didn't try an upsell to VIP. A fun time from a veteran dancer.
Last but not least was a sista with a pretty good body. Early 20's dark skin. Again, attempted upsell to VIP with oral promise. Spend a decent amount of time playing with Little Dawg prior to the dancing. Spent. 2 on 2 topless.
No ladies drinks of course. One thing I must apprise you gentleman of is there is a danger of miscounting by the DJ. I was charged $50 for 4 songs with Kn, and the last girl I danced with had to verify count with the guy (She said 3 and I said 2). In this instance, I was vindicated because the fellow also counted 2.
Girls have told me they are billed for the dances counted by staff so they have to make sure of his count before settling up with you. Another reason to prefer Deja Vu COI over the Bird-no chance of miscounts there.
Total spent $15 for admission (saved $5 with ad from OC Register sports page). .9 on dances (should have really been. 8). And $1 tip for the thick but attractive Latina waitress.
Bird seems like the best combo for mileage / cost in OC right now. Need to hit up Sahara to compare.
Happy New Year,
R Dawg
Answered my own question. Checked it out during the day time a few days ago. One word: Booo!
No good my friends, no good. Nothing like my prior report as far as quality of girls. Daytime dancers older haggard and not good, at least in my opinion. Sticking to the Bird from now on.
Anyone try The Venetian apparently its a new club in Anaheim one of the nasties at CA girls told me they had lost a few dancers to that new location recently.
Sources say strictly legit.
[QUOTE=Cali Kilo; 1117574]Answered my own question. Checked it out during the day time a few days ago. One word: Booo!
No good my friends, no good. Nothing like my prior report as far as quality of girls. Daytime dancers older haggard and not good, at least in my opinion. Sticking to the Bird from now on.
Anyone try The Venetian apparently its a new club in Anaheim one of the nasties at CA girls told me they had lost a few dancers to that new location recently. [/QUOTE]
Never been myself. But I was at the Bird months ago -- about the time Venetian opened. At that time, the Bird's management [tried] to raise the dance prices. For example, the floor dances which were $10 (with $10 going to the dancer) was raised to $15 (with $10 to the dancer and $5 to the house). Private dance rates were also raised. Since then, I hear that the dance prices have gone back down.
At that time, one of the dancers told me the price hikes were because the Bird's owner had opened a new club (the Venetian), had sunk a lot of money into the new facility, and was trying to milk more money out of the Bird dancers because business at the new club was slow. Was this true? Who knows. But she had no reason to make up stories.
More reason to love the Bird's management.
[QUOTE=Qeast; 1117743]Never been myself. But I was at the Bird months ago. About the time Venetian opened. At that time, the Bird's management [tried] to raise the dance prices. For example, the floor dances which were $10 (with $10 going to the dancer) was raised to $15 (with $10 to the dancer and $5 to the house). Private dance rates were also raised. Since then, I hear that the dance prices have gone back down.
[/QUOTE]I can confirm this. Price for dances was up by 5 bucks for like a week or so before they dropped it back down to 10 a pop. I don't know whether the Bird and Venetian have the same owner or not. But since BMal says V is strictly legit I really doubt they have the same mgmt.
[QUOTE=B Malibu;1117661]Sources say strictly legit.[/QUOTE]Was there the other night. No touching, no riding. I was with 5 guys and we were buzzed when we went it. I think all of us had dances and nobody got anything. All of us tried and were shut down. Maybe since new or we stank like weed and beer. I don't know, but we tried. You know it will get better after 0 tips and the girls need to pay rent. Oh the girls, nothing I would get the excited about except for one latina that was real cute, But she knew it and acted like she was hot, which she was. I might go back if I don't have to pay for anything. LOL
Back to the Bird for a Wednesday afternoon visit. The crazy waitress from last trip was not to be seen, nor was Raylene, the gal that provided me with a good time several weeks ago. I was the only client present at 1:00pm. I sat against the back wall and checked the available dancers out. Nothing jumped out at me and the gals quickly picked up on my vibe after sitting with me for a few minutes. However, one girl stayed and talked and talked despite my curt answers. She didn't move in for the kill and it was some time before her hands got near my lap. Here name is Chanel, a pretty girl-next-door type with teased out hair and an attractive, natural body.
The conversation got a little spicy and when she did suggest a dance I was won over. We negotiated a price before entering the "dance zone" and I was pleased that she was prepared to finish the job for a set price no matter how long it took. Since there was nobody there we stayed in a dark corner of the zone and she got down to business.
Her nipples are something I shall not soon forget. I made her really work and when satisfaction was finally achieved the girl was bathed in sweat. She must have invested a dozen dances with me.
Total cost, entrance fee plus 1.
Another excellent visit to what is fast becoming my fave club in North America.
I had a close call last night at The Bird. I almost left unsatisfied, but it was not to be. I was breaking a drought including several opportunities to try out the highly rated Thurs / Fri Dayshifts (most specifically highly rated by Blackfriar's fav Raylene who told me she won't work those shifts because there are too many hot girls in the house to compete with). All my opportunities foiled by real shitty things that came up that I had to prioritize over my own cheap thrills.
So I'm desperate for a ride around my favorite NASCAR track and against my better instincts, drive down last night since it could be my last opening to make the trip for awhile. Sunday nights can be pretty dismal at this club and last night was no exception. Plus I forgot to bring the free admission coupon (I'm poor, not cheap) , and so end up paying $20 at the door (water included) to walk into a club with way more sausage than avocado on hand. About 5 average dancers working and the back walls are as filled as you can stand with customers if you'd like some privacy and space to enjoy the dancers who may come by. IF they come by because there are many other guys to solicit along the way. Seems wrong to have to be aggressive to get with an average stripper because if you don't, you will be sitting alone observing your water bottle cause the stage is empty most of the time and the sausage is picking off the few roaming dancers before they get to your stock car garage.
Most disturbing, I see a guy working a clipboard for the first time since I've been a patron here. Dude in a suit is lurking around the private dance area with a clipboard. He doesn't seem to be counting dances, but he is observing from time to time. He makes no overt move to chill anybody's mileage or visit any happy couple at all, but why is he there? Dancers here supposedly keep the whole gigantic $10 we pay them for the lap dances, so with the house getting no cut, no need to count, verdad? He certainly didn't cool down my own action when I finally made it to the dance area, but I'm not looking for UHM in the regular dance area. Those who are (and it does happen) will probably find that option unavailable as long as this dude is on patrol. So off to the VIP with all you pervs!
A few hotties begin arriving after 9PM and a couple of them will be instant targets, but I know I'll have to wait a decent period for them to get their pretty nalgitas out to the club floor. Meanwhile I'm visited by a giggly young and pretty dancer who really comes off like a high school cheerleader. I'd met her once before but didn't recall the encounter. She was excellent company on the back wall and could have sploded my shifter at the table but for the fact that being a man of a certain age, my up and down libido though not down, was not hugely up either. Not her fault. Off to the dance area and she was outstanding except for limiting extended pussy play and I will blame Clipboard Suit for that. But no matter, she was GFE, had nice natural pillowy mams the way I like them, and she had the will and the skill but I hadn't taken a pill.
Quit after a few great dances as I noted the appearance of a desired closer, Precious. Very well known by veteran bird watchers, Precious is a blond with a seriously great slim elegant figure with a beautiful shaved panocha and great handiwork in every moment she shares with you. She is very popular and can be in a bit of a rush to maximize her bottom line, but who can blame her? Time is truly money and thus precious to Precious. But if you're good with a classic Dirty Bird $10 dance routine as I am, she's good to give it to you.
Close call averted. I left happy.
I dropped by Déjà Vu – Westminster. It was '$2 dollar Tuesday'. There was a $5 cover (not bad). The beers were $2 bucks. Maybe all drinks were $2, but I just had beer.
My personal observation: Probably because of the promotion, the club was crowded. I was surprised to see that about 20% of the patrons were female. Yeah there were some single women having a drink by themselves in the club, but most of the female patrons were there with their boyfriend or a mixed group out for the night. The whole atmosphere was more like a nightclub with a burlesque stage. There appeared to be table service for groups.
As a strip club:
The stage is small, but it does have three poles for the dancer to work with. There's one dancer at a time, and she does a two-dance set. The first dance is covered, the second is topless. PRO: The dancers were not lazy. They 'danced' on stage and worked the poles as best they could on 4-inch platform shoes.
CONs: The dancers weren't the best I've seen. IMHO, the bartender and servers were better looking that most of the dancers. The female patrons were hotter than the dancers for that matter. And I suspect that lap dances are 'no mileage'. The lap dances are conducted in an area in the back of the club – not on the main floor. And while this area is separated from the main floor, there is no privacy relative to the other patrons getting a lap dance.
Conclusion: As for myself, I pay a cover to see hot dancers or get a great lap dance – so I think I'll go to another club for that. I might come back again on a Tuesday if I want to people watch.
I did something today that I'd never done before. FS with a stripper in a VIP room. I guess I'd always considered it too much of a gamble. Today, however, I rolled the dice.
The Bird at around 12:30PM. Little Latina dancer named (message me if you want her name). Didn't speak much Ingles. Didn't matter. She came up to me at the rail, started massaging my junk, and asking if I wanted a dance. I asked about VIP room and she quoted $150. I probably overpaid, but I was on a mission.
We moved to the little "Room," more like a curtained off area. She immediately got naked. Cute bod. All natural. I sat down, and she pulled my pants down around my ankles. Her tongue worked the sack while her hand was stroking the hardness, until it was time to put the cover on. (Some girls are almost oblivious to the sack. Hey, since you're down there, you might as well make the balls happy too!) A pretty nice CBJ. And originally I thought that was what this was going to be to finish.
She stands up, turns around, sits on Mr. Happy and grinds and humps away. Holy shit! I usually take a while to finish, especially covered. She had it popping within one song! That's how excited I was. Because this was a new experience. At my age, it's tough finding new experiences. I had been worried I wouldn't be able to finish in time (quoted 6 songs) , but she got the job done!
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One more thing... has the quality of girls gone down? Or is it because it was daytime? There was one BIG girl there with glasses. Definitely not anyone's idea of a stripper. I'd be afraid of a lapdance from her. Another girl had a belly hanging over her bikini bottoms. Besides the girl I discuss above, there was another hot Latina... taller and definitely sexy.