Rant about two handed basketball shot
My friend shot very accurately, from three point range and even 30 feet out. But, he shot two handed!! We teased him so much about that. He changed his shot to a ONE handed shot. He shot well, one-handed. But, the fact is, we caused him to change away from his two handed shot!!
A different friend of mine, he's 5'6", 375 pounds. He thinks that pro wrestling is real. He admits to peeing in the shower! He also admits to masturbating two handed!! He has incredibly strong wrists. We know why. He can comfortably shoot from 30 feet from the basket!
Health club rant: Teenage boys and basketball courts
This is a thread for rants. We rant, rightly, about the simps and self-righteous women on TNA. Let's take shots at teenage boys. I want some help in understanding them.
I know that I can't give specifics, so I'm going to "name" some of the culprits, and won't name the high end club.
Let me just say, they have one location in Kirkland and one in Redmond.
I love shooting baskets, alone. Before the pandemic, I knew that my best bet was to go to 24 Hour Fitness at 1-2 am, but I would nap before that, to mitigate sleep.
This high end club, we can reserve the court for 60 minute blocks. I get it: They like to shoot, I like to shoot, and prior to February, we went nearly a year without being able to shoot indoors.
I'm going to name call. In Kirkland, "Doosler Jr" looks 16-17, and seems to have no clue about the clock, and respecting other people's reservation times.
But, let me tell you about Redmond. "Nick" is a konketsu, who is about 15. FIVE times in a row, I went to the court (half court) at MY reserved time, only to have konketsu Nick try to shoot. When I told him I had a reservation, he said "My bad," and left. Earlier, "Dan Dickau Jr. " walked in while I was shooting, and when I told him I have a reservation, he said "my bad," and left.
"My bad" is either the American teenage boys phrase in 2021.
I get it. A lot of us love to shoot. In fact, I go out of my way to sign up ONLY 2 or 3 days a week (60 minute blocks), to give others a chance to sign up. I also usually don't sign up until a week before (you can book two weeks in advance), and I ALWAYS see the 8-9 pm block WIDE open. That means, konketsu Nick, Dan Dickau Jr, and more recently "Tom Chambers' Grandson" who all have EQUAL rights as me, to sign up for 60 minute blocks for the basketball court.
Yet, they NEVER sign up! THIS is what I want your help and views on. I don't get it. If any of them signed up, say for 6-7 pm for the court, I wouldn't even enter the gym, during their time.
It's easiest to reserve time with the App. Young people are much better than me, at using the App, so that isn't the issue. These young boys are under their parents' memberships. Every month, we get an email detailing our gym usage. So, I don't buy that they don't want their parents to know they were there, because they have to Fob in every time. I don't believe that, even konketsu Nick's parents "are cool with him using the weights, pool, bikes, but have a SPECIFIC antipathy towards basketball. " No way.
Is it entitlement by them? Well, when I tell them I have a reservation, they leave without an argument. So, that's not it. I can't figure it out. Why does Nick (who is there EVERY day, and even the staff gripe that "he's there ALL day") have an aversion to reserving the half basketball court? He could even reserve at the FRONT DESK! It's not like he's bashful.
Wednesday night was AWFUL. I had the court reserved from 8-9. Tom Chambers III was there. Then In-Chul joined us. Then comes Dan Dickau Jr, and konketsu Nick. All of these boys are 13-17. I didn't want to become Bill Laimbeer (most hated) and ask them to leave. But, my goodness, I just can't believe it, sometimes.
I don't think that Doosler Jr, konketsu Nick, Dan Dickau Jr, are "entitled," so much. I think that they are more UNAWARE.
I AM profiling these boys: Their AGE and GENDER.
This is a high end club! Do these parents not teach their kids anything, in 2021?
LDS missionaries on UW campus
This was years ago.
I used to park by Gould Hall, and walk into campus for exercise. I would often cut through the LDS parking lot. Big mistake. Stopped by two young male missionaries, and they started preaching to me. From my "Health club konketsu Nick rant," you can see that I lack a "mean streak. " I would give them a fake name and number, when they asked for my name and number.
One time, ON campus, they were talking to me again. Three younger student types walked by, one LDS missionary tried to talk with them, and those YOUNG ones taught me! They "kept on walking, and didn't stop. " Youth WAS served, with more savvy. Humbling.
Another time, a young college guy, Middle Eastern, tried to talk with me about The God. I mockingly ran away, saying "I'm out of here!
One time by the Suzallo Library, a young Korean girl approached me and asked, "Can I talk to you about The God?" I said, "Not now," and left.
In the coming years, I drove through campus, and would sometimes see two young male LDS missionaries walking on campus. Obviously looking for suckers to talk to, and try to recruit. From the "safeness of my car," I rolled down the window, and yelled, "LDS! LDS!
Stupit LDS missionaries!
Still, I like these LDS missionaries, better than I like Doosler Jr. At the high end health club. Or, Konketsu Nick.
Hey!! I should invite as guests (pay for their guest passes) two young male talkative LDS missionaries, and have THEM drive Doosler Jr, Dan Dickau Jr, and Konketsu Nick crazy! Show these young punks what it's like to be on that side of the fence.
About the fake photos in a lot of ads on RR and STG
What I find humorous and sad about those ads is that I (and I suspect a lot of others) would gladly pay quite a bit for girls of that quality who had liberal boundaries and were generous with their charms. Especially if the orgs were actually conscientious about security, which the Chinese fuckery org and the K-girl orgs are not.
Pre-covid I was in Hong Kong, and upon checking into my high-end hotel, casually commented to the bellman that I was going to rest for a while and go look for some fun later. He caught my drift right away and offered to hook me up, giving me his cell number. After a shower, a nap, and another shower I texted him and he sent back some pictures of this absolutely stunning Chinese girl. We agreed on a price (HK $2400, or about $300 US) for the night and 45 minutes later that stunning girl was on her knees in front of me getting to know me better.
Funny trick I played on NA / AI Duane
I knew this family of NA / AI. One brother's name was Duane. I loved to tease and antagonize Duane. We would hang around the Miller Community Center during the summer, where they gave free and we played softball. One day, I was antagonizing Duane. He started walking after me. I was running away from him, laughing. He was just walking after me in a deliberate pace, like Michael Myers in the Halloween Series movies. I ran around Meany Middle School, down this pathway. I got to this one door that had the chain used to prop the locked door open, likely by the custodians. I went through the door, with Duane coming behind me, with blood in his eyes. I went in the door, pulled the chain IN, closed the door behind me, and Duane came to the door, but he was locked out! I laughed at Duane, and ran down the hall. I went home after that, and don't know if I saw Duane again.
The NA / AI.
Funny Upper Renton Fairwood Square Story
When I was 8 or so, at a Fred Meyer, this man dropped a quarter on the floor out of his hand, and kept walking! I picked it up. A quarter was a big deal at that age.
Fast forward to 2007. I sometimes would act like this man, and drop a quarter and say Whoops, around a homeless person, and drove away. Unfortunately, sometimes they didn't hear the coins drop.
In 2007, I went to Fairwood Square in Upper Renton. There was a man who looked about 40. He didn't look homeless, but he was walking around the parking lot, methodically.
Out of my car window, I dropped a quarter and said Whoops. I drove away slowly, and he picked it up. Now, while he wasn't chasing after me, he was slowly walking and following my car. I then took a DOLLAR bill, dropped it on the ground, and said Whoops. He picked it up after I drove off. I then acted like I was looking for it. He held it up. I drove away slowly. He threw his arms up, as to ask WTF.
I then kept driving slowly, around the parking lot. He kept following me around. I was a good distance away from him, and in my car. He probably hoped that I would Woops more money. But, I didn't drop any more. That was a well worth it $1. 25 in entertainment, teasing this man!
This plaza has a Safeway, Chase Bank, and is bordering Petrovitsky. There was a Shakey's Pizza (E Ye Public House) to the East.
