Massage Parlor Reports

Had to find out for myself after reading good reviews and one bad one. Someone wrote about the rooms with swinging doors with windows, the windows have covering so privacy not an issue. Green flag 1. Was lead to a room and greeted by a young cute little smiling spinner. Paid hf of. 6 and tip up front which made her happy. Green flag 2. Off to the shower, typical and thorough, very soft hands. Green flag 3. In the room I opted for no massage and no FS (I hate condoms). She was cool with that. Green flag 4. The rest was lips and tongues everywhere by both of us admiring our actions in the mirror until I eventually exploded. Green flag 5 Bottle of water and out the door. I will be back.

Positive review is good! Did you see a lineup? What was tip? Why do you like tipping up front? Since up front, any discussion of expectations?

[QUOTE=Jaboni;6807751]Had to find out for myself after reading good reviews and one bad one. Someone wrote about the rooms with swinging doors with windows, the windows have covering so privacy not an issue. Green flag 1. Was lead to a room and greeted by a young cute little smiling spinner. Paid hf of. 6 and tip up front which made her happy. Green flag 2. Off to the shower, typical and thorough, very soft hands. Green flag 3. In the room I opted for no massage and no FS (I hate condoms). She was cool with that. Green flag 4. The rest was lips and tongues everywhere by both of us admiring our actions in the mirror until I eventually exploded. Green flag 5 Bottle of water and out the door. I will be back.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=PlanetEarth;6808625]Positive review is good! Did you see a lineup? What was tip? Why do you like tipping up front? Since up front, any discussion of expectations?[/QUOTE]Monday the lineup was Amy, Anna and Grace. Grace indicated she would be there for a month. I've never been there so I rolled the dice and got Grace. Fwiw, communication was good in initial text with lineup and a pic of door 101. As for tipping, I give enough up front to suggest that I'm there for a good time. In this case 1. 6. I probably could have waited til after the shower to kick tires, but why?

Thanks J. Appreciate the extra info.

Tipping: Its not like the old days where you did not know the score with the AMP, having to "signal" what you want. Now, everyone knows either from aggressive ads or review forums. So I don't see any value in placing a tip before the session. My experience is that tipping at the end of the session always has a good session, tipping before can be very disappointing. I also prefer the new model where there is no discussion of services and tipping is at end of the session, you were just 2 adults that got caught up with each other, everyone is safe from legal entanglements and you get a good time. Everyone wants to maximize the success of their session, and girls that want their tips up front are the ones that may disappoint.

Rates: I think. 6 plus 1. 6 is high for for bbj without cfs. It actually is a bit high for a full GFE session, compared to the bellwethers.

[QUOTE=Jaboni;6809189]Monday the lineup was Amy, Anna and Grace. Grace indicated she would be there for a month. I've never been there so I rolled the dice and got Grace. Fwiw, communication was good in initial text with lineup and a pic of door 101. As for tipping, I give enough up front to suggest that I'm there for a good time. In this case 1. 6. I probably could have waited til after the shower to kick tires, but why?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=PlanetEarth;6809555]Thanks J. Appreciate the extra info.

Tipping: Its not like the old days where you did not know the score with the AMP, having to "signal" what you want. Now, everyone knows either from aggressive ads or review forums. So I don't see any value in placing a tip before the session. My experience is that tipping at the end of the session always has a good session, tipping before can be very disappointing. I also prefer the new model where there is no discussion of services and tipping is at end of the session, you were just 2 adults that got caught up with each other, everyone is safe from legal entanglements and you get a good time. Everyone wants to maximize the success of their session, and girls that want their tips up front are the ones that may disappoint.

Rates: I think. 6 plus 1. 6 is high for for bbj without cfs. It actually is a bit high for a full GFE session, compared to the bellwethers.[/QUOTE]6 = $60? 1.6 is $160? So you paid $220 all in?

[QUOTE=Navajo5;6809825]6 = $60? 1.6 is $160? So you paid $220 all in?[/QUOTE]Yeah 220 might be a little steep but I don't mind shelling out a few extra bucks to send the message and it was well received. Tipping up front was more-less an experiment, one that I now know can work in the right situation. I don't think the amount was all that unreasonable, I've read plenty of reviews where mongers tipped allot more and got less in return, allot less. FS was offered, I chose not to partake.

Hey John Cleland, thanks for the reply and the additional mongering locations. I see that you PM'd me a while back. Sorry, I'm not logged on to this site very often. I do check it from my phone, but you don't get the PM's that way. I'll do a serious look at Medellin for one of my next trips. However, I'm currently doing research on the German FKK clubs. I may take a short trip there this summer. Over Christmas, I may go back to back to Thailand. I haven't yet satisfied my appetite for those ladies. The Philippines is also on my wish list.

A couple of other items I noticed while reading through the various threads on this site:

- Escort Service. I actually was looking into going to an escort in my area. The "escort" wanted me to buy a $200 Ebay gift card. Total scam. I read one of the threads, and was shocked by the protocol these guys have to go through when they meet an escort anywhere. They can't enter the room if the bathroom door is closed, check under the bed, check the closet, etc. Why would anyone go through with that, when there are MPs with almost guaranteed FS.

- Strip Joints. I gave up going to these places a long time ago. There aren't any decent places around anymore, and it's just a big waste of money. Guys go in there thinking there is a possibility of getting laid, and they just walk out of the place with a stiffy they have to take care of themselves. And they've probably spent more money in the long run, than if they'd gone to an MP.

- Sugar Baby sites. I tried the one with the initials "SB". It was also a scam. None of the girls I sent money to ever contacted me. And the one I had a short text convo with was just a BS sex bot. I complained to the site managers, changed all of my blurbs to "This site is a scam", and changed my picture to Mickey Mouse. Eventually they sent me my money back.

- Dating Sites. I'm on one site now. I'm a decent looking guy, financial secure, keep myself in good shape, but going a bit bald. Some of the women I see on this site don't fit that same criteria, except maybe the going-bald part. And so far I have had very little response. My pictures are of me, and I don't BS. These ladies are looking for Unicorns. I'm sure when they finally meet up with the guy, he's 50 pounds heavier and 6 inches shorter. And still living in his mom's basement.

Here's the deal, gents (for me anyway). I'm going to keep doing the mongering thing for the near future. Would I like to have a GF, now that my marriage is over? Yes, but it's going to be on my terms. I'm not kissing anyone's ass (I will literally, but not figuratively) to get laid. Like I said in my previous post, I'm in a good spot right now, but there's always room for improvement.

Finally I'll say this, a guy doesn't have to be a Brad Pitt to have value. If you're physically and financially fit, maintain a clean and neat appearance, are respectful and easy-going, etc. , YOU'RE the prize that most women in the world are looking for. We're the ones with the options. There aren't too many women who can say that.

Hope this wasn't too much of a deviation from the usual posts, I just wanted to get more of my thoughts out there.

Let me know your thoughts. Keep posting. It's all good stuff.

Jefe.

I took the ride out to try it. I was 15 hours total on the road and wanted to have a break after everything.

Did the table shower and we do not have anything like that in WI. God, I mean that was way different. As soon as I flipped and she saw I was half up she went right for it.

Think her name was MiMi, she kept calling me Jason which was fine.

Probably in her 40's, pretty cute, slim, b cup breasts, cute little ass. And well that's all I have about her looks.

As for service, she was fucking on point. From the massage, to the flip. To negotiating. She fucking robbed me blind because I wanted it that bad that I dropped 2. 6 all in. She was worth it though. Everything was just amazing and if we had talent like that in WI that place would be closed sooo fucking hard the ground would shake.

Glad you made it and found a friend. Robbed Blind? Ehhhh. I think 2 bills should be adequate. So the extra. 6 is because you smelled of cheese.

[QUOTE=BlueGills;6814164]I took the ride out to try it. I was 15 hours total on the road and wanted to have a break after everything.
Did the table shower and we do not have anything like that in WI. God, I mean that was way different. As soon as I flipped and she saw I was half up she went right for it.
Think her name was MiMi, she kept calling me Jason which was fine.
Probably in her 40's, pretty cute, slim, b cup breasts, cute little ass. And well that's all I have about her looks.
As for service, she was fucking on point. From the massage, to the flip. To negotiating. She fucking robbed me blind because I wanted it that bad that I dropped 2. 6 all in. She was worth it though. Everything was just amazing and if we had talent like that in WI that place would be closed sooo fucking hard the ground would shake.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BlueGills;6814164]I took the ride out to try it. I was 15 hours total on the road and wanted to have a break after everything.

Did the table shower and we do not have anything like that in WI. God, I mean that was way different. As soon as I flipped and she saw I was half up she went right for it.

Think her name was MiMi, she kept calling me Jason which was fine.

Probably in her 40's, pretty cute, slim, b cup breasts, cute little ass. And well that's all I have about her looks.

As for service, she was fucking on point. From the massage, to the flip. To negotiating. She fucking robbed me blind because I wanted it that bad that I dropped 2. 6 all in. She was worth it though. Everything was just amazing and if we had talent like that in WI that place would be closed sooo fucking hard the ground would shake.[/QUOTE]Most places on both sides of the river have TS. Usually some girls like to play & tease during this time. As far as overall price goes, 2 should suffice, I had one lady who was very playful in TS so I ended up shelling out 2. 2 but you said the magic words "she was worth it". I think we all do that, when we leave an AMP or escort, we tell ourselves if it was worth it of maybe not this one again. LOL. Just be aware that if you drop 2. 6 all the time, doesn't guarantee that it will be worth it but at the end of the day, it's your money, you're choice. Glad this one worked out for you.

[QUOTE=Cumz4u;6815349]Most places on both sides of the river have TS. Usually some girls like to play & tease during this time. As far as overall price goes, 2 should suffice, I had one lady who was very playful in TS so I ended up shelling out 2. 2 but you said the magic words "she was worth it". I think we all do that, when we leave an AMP or escort, we tell ourselves if it was worth it of maybe not this one again. LOL. Just be aware that if you drop 2. 6 all the time, doesn't guarantee that it will be worth it but at the end of the day, it's your money, you're choice. Glad this one worked out for you.[/QUOTE]What's the name of this place? Been sleeping on the MP scene, and I want to try it out.

[QUOTE=FriendPedro;6820746]What's the name of this place? Been sleeping on the MP scene, and I want to try it out.[/QUOTE]Warm Spa? That's what it looked like to me as I followed the post backwards.

[QUOTE=FriendPedro;6820746]What's the name of this place? Been sleeping on the MP scene, and I want to try it out.[/QUOTE]The one I went to or the one he went to? From reading posts the best / most talked about is Moon Blue in Carmel. The next one is Psychical Wellness Spa in Wappingers.

For whatever reason my phone call in hopes of Chloe being on staff today went unanswered twice shortly after 9 am. So I figured, "why not, give it a shot?" and headed their way as I had sufficient time to wait in case Chloe was busy and fully prepared to not stay if Chloe wasn't working. Upon arrival MMS Coco recognized me and after asking if Chloe was working today she apologized Chloe was busy. After asking if I should leave and come back soon she offered a complimentary massage until Chloe was ready to take over for her. As I've always considered Coco's personality and looks attractive I wholeheartedly agreed. Immediately after new MMS Marie (currently "in training") helped remove my shoes and handed me a bottled water, Coco took me by the hand and once back in the room after taking the HF helped me undress in preparation for massage. Oh yeah, on the way I had a glance at the well-proportioned physique an unfamiliar therapist. Sometimes struggling to understand Coco's english I believe the new therapist's name is "Nancy" (but don't hold me to it). I asked if, at some point before I left for the day if I could also briefly meet Nancy to say hello (and get a closer look possibly for next time). She replied this was Nancy's first day and was going to be busy but maybe.

As I always arrive showered I opted for "medium therapeutic" with lots of oil knowing I'd soon be washing it off with Chloe's assistance. A few short minutes after she began the massage so, too, did the comedy as I now lay completely undressed comfortably facing down on the massage table (which is comedy on its own). The front doorbell rang and, apologizing as she does so well, Coco declared as she was hurrying out of the room Marie would finish the massage and, for whatever reason, left the room door completely open (not that I really cared). That was comedy moment #1. A moment later the door closed and a stronger set of hands began working my shoulders. Taking a quick glance up it was Marie smiling and now making small talk. Unsure of just how much complimentary massage time I was about to enjoy I asked Marie to please only massage my feet. And what a massage it was. Just lovely. And just a foot massage.

Then, and once again, the door opened so I glanced to see who it was and in walked both Coco and someone I had never met before but knew it could not possibly have been Chloe simply because she wasn't the totally tiny spinner I've learned to expect from the numerous Chloe reports on this and another AMP Review (s) website. Comedy moment #2 occurred where, in my excitement over how attractive Nancy was, I immediately sat up on the table completely forgetting I was undressed. None of the three women in the room flinched (or even looked down). I couldn't stop myself from grinning ear-to-ear. I shook Nancy's hand, told her she was beautiful, and as quickly she was out the door. However, Coco stayed in the room.

In fact, Coco had me once again lay face down and suddenly there were four hands on my body! Marie once again began therapeutically working my feet (with surprising pressure point accuracy) and Coco equally surprised me with some unexpected deep tissue back work while also reminding me, "don't worry, no charge!" Personal comedy moment #3 was my inner chatter thinking, "I hope Chloe takes her time!

A few short minutes later things got a bit less funny once a female voice outside the door caused Coco to discontinue my back rub, answer the door, and welcome in therapist #2 (sorry because although I was introduced to her I quickly forgot her name because it wasn't Chloe). She was cute for sure. And certainly consistent with the fine Chinese figures I've come to expect from Moon Blue's generally high therapist standards. But it wasn't Chloe.

"Do you want her for massage?" asked Coco.

"I'm so sorry. And I mean no disrespect. But my answer is 'Thank you, no. ' I'll wait some more for Chloe if that's OK. " Wait. Here it comes.

Coco: "Ohhhh, noooooo. Chloe not here. ".

Me: "I see. When will she come back?

Coco: "Ohhhh, Chloe not coming back today. ".

Me: "OK. " And I stood up and began collecting my clothes.

Coco: "No, no! You no like?

Me: "She is very pretty and thank you once again. But I told you I was here for Chloe. ".

The other therapist left the room with a sad face.

Coco: "You want Nancy?

Me: "I'm sorry. I am only here for Chloe. Or you! I will stay if I can see you for one hour. OK?

At least Coco handled it well with a good sense of humor as she appeared flattered at my offer. And as I got dressed she tried to get me to agree to one of the two therapists present at that moment instead of leaving. But I stood my ground. In fact, she continued to convince me to stay at least another half dozen times before finally realizing I wasn't staying. And why should I? After so many excellent Chloe reports (and especially after a personal PM endorsement from Planet Earth) my upper and lower minds were set. Impressively, she left the room only to return very quickly to hand back my . 6 HF. Only accepting two of the three Jackson's from her hand I declared, "this is my gift for your excellent massage!" She politely but firmly refused as she apologized for the misunderstanding.

Here's the reality check. There's no misunderstanding here because this was now the second time she played this bait-and-switch (ish) exchange with me since last September or so I think. Only that time occurred after having completed a phone call in advance once on my way confirming that therapist was going to be there once I arrived. Again, she wasn't.

And I get it. It's Coco's job to complete transactions. That's why she never hesitated to offer her free massage while I waited for her next available therapist. And I don't blame her as I also don't blame MB for most likely making all of the above policy. It's the same reason why strip clubs offer food so as to minimize reasons for guests to leave. That's their business model and we should all expect this. And given the extraordinarily consistent higher-quality roster MB is famous for I seriously doubt Coco was accustomed to a guest standing their ground and non-confrontationally walking out with a smile on their face (as opposed to accepting an alternative offered therapist). Before I departed she said Chloe may be back in three or four days. I gave her a hug. Handed a Jackson to Marie for her outstanding footwork (she seriously reluctantly accepted it because I would not take "no" for an answer from her), and headed out the door. Hopefully I didn't wait so long that Chloe's finally moving on to her next booking never to return.

Such was my semi-comical visit where, for the first time, I departed MB without a TS (among other missed services). As with all negotiations, your power is your true willingness to walk away. I'm confident she'll remember not to try this bait-and-switch with me again. At least in the mean time I enjoyed an impromptu four-hander. Alas.

Hey John, nice to see your back in area.

That was weird that they said Chloe was busy but you can wait, and she was not really there. But they did fawn all over you and made you feel loved, well at least your feet. I think you should have gone for one of the new girls. I like a bit of variety, keeps it fresh.

[QUOTE=JohnCleland;6824706]For whatever reason my phone call in hopes of Chloe being on staff today went unanswered twice shortly after 9 am. So I figured, "why not, give it a shot?" and headed their way as I had sufficient time to wait in case Chloe was busy and fully prepared to not stay if Chloe wasn't working. Upon arrival MMS Coco recognized me and after asking if Chloe was working today she apologized Chloe was busy. After asking if I should leave and come back soon she offered a complimentary massage until Chloe was ready to take over for her. As I've always considered Coco's personality and looks attractive I wholeheartedly agreed. Immediately after new MMS Marie (currently "in training") helped remove my shoes and handed me a bottled water, Coco took me by the hand and once back in the room after taking the HF helped me undress in preparation for massage. Oh yeah, on the way I had a glance at the well-proportioned physique an unfamiliar therapist. Sometimes struggling to understand Coco's english I believe the new therapist's name is "Nancy" (but don't hold me to it). I asked if, at some point before I left for the day if I could also briefly meet Nancy to say hello (and get a closer look possibly for next time). She replied this was Nancy's first day and was going to be busy but maybe.

As I always arrive showered I opted for "medium therapeutic" with lots of oil knowing I'd soon be washing it off with Chloe's assistance. A few short minutes after she began the massage so, too, did the comedy as I now lay completely undressed comfortably facing down on the massage table (which is comedy on its own). The front doorbell rang and, apologizing as she does so well, Coco declared as she was hurrying out of the room Marie would finish the massage and, for whatever reason, left the room door completely open (not that I really cared). That was comedy moment #1. A moment later the door closed and a stronger set of hands began working my shoulders. Taking a quick glance up it was Marie smiling and now making small talk. Unsure of just how much complimentary massage time I was about to enjoy I asked Marie to please only massage my feet. And what a massage it was. Just lovely. And just a foot massage.

Then, and once again, the door opened so I glanced to see who it was and in walked both Coco and someone I had never met before but knew it could not possibly have been Chloe simply because she wasn't the totally tiny spinner I've learned to expect from the numerous Chloe reports on this and another AMP Review (s) website. Comedy moment #2 occurred where, in my excitement over how attractive Nancy was, I immediately sat up on the table completely forgetting I was undressed. None of the three women in the room flinched (or even looked down). I couldn't stop myself from grinning ear-to-ear. I shook Nancy's hand, told her she was beautiful, and as quickly she was out the door. However, Coco stayed in the room.

In fact, Coco had me once again lay face down and suddenly there were four hands on my body! Marie once again began therapeutically working my feet (with surprising pressure point accuracy) and Coco equally surprised me with some unexpected deep tissue back work while also reminding me, "don't worry, no charge!" Personal comedy moment #3 was my inner chatter thinking, "I hope Chloe takes her time!

A few short minutes later things got a bit less funny once a female voice outside the door caused Coco to discontinue my back rub, answer the door, and welcome in therapist #2 (sorry because although I was introduced to her I quickly forgot her name because it wasn't Chloe). She was cute for sure. And certainly consistent with the fine Chinese figures I've come to expect from Moon Blue's generally high therapist standards. But it wasn't Chloe.

"Do you want her for massage?" asked Coco.

"I'm so sorry. And I mean no disrespect. But my answer is 'Thank you, no. ' I'll wait some more for Chloe if that's OK. " Wait. Here it comes.

Coco: "Ohhhh, noooooo. Chloe not here. ".

Me: "I see. When will she come back?

Coco: "Ohhhh, Chloe not coming back today. ".

Me: "OK. " And I stood up and began collecting my clothes.

Coco: "No, no! You no like?

Me: "She is very pretty and thank you once again. But I told you I was here for Chloe. ".

The other therapist left the room with a sad face.

Coco: "You want Nancy?

Me: "I'm sorry. I am only here for Chloe. Or you! I will stay if I can see you for one hour. OK?

At least Coco handled it well with a good sense of humor as she appeared flattered at my offer. And as I got dressed she tried to get me to agree to one of the two therapists present at that moment instead of leaving. But I stood my ground. In fact, she continued to convince me to stay at least another half dozen times before finally realizing I wasn't staying. And why should I? After so many excellent Chloe reports (and especially after a personal PM endorsement from Planet Earth) my upper and lower minds were set. Impressively, she left the room only to return very quickly to hand back my . 6 HF. Only accepting two of the three Jackson's from her hand I declared, "this is my gift for your excellent massage!" She politely but firmly refused as she apologized for the misunderstanding.

Here's the reality check. There's no misunderstanding here because this was now the second time she played this bait-and-switch (ish) exchange with me since last September or so I think. Only that time occurred after having completed a phone call in advance once on my way confirming that therapist was going to be there once I arrived. Again, she wasn't.

And I get it. It's Coco's job to complete transactions. That's why she never hesitated to offer her free massage while I waited for her next available therapist. And I don't blame her as I also don't blame MB for most likely making all of the above policy. It's the same reason why strip clubs offer food so as to minimize reasons for guests to leave. That's their business model and we should all expect this. And given the extraordinarily consistent higher-quality roster MB is famous for I seriously doubt Coco was accustomed to a guest standing their ground and non-confrontationally walking out with a smile on their face (as opposed to accepting an alternative offered therapist). Before I departed she said Chloe may be back in three or four days. I gave her a hug. Handed a Jackson to Marie for her outstanding footwork (she seriously reluctantly accepted it because I would not take "no" for an answer from her), and headed out the door. Hopefully I didn't wait so long that Chloe's finally moving on to her next booking never to return.

Such was my semi-comical visit where, for the first time, I departed MB without a TS (among other missed services). As with all negotiations, your power is your true willingness to walk away. I'm confident she'll remember not to try this bait-and-switch with me again. At least in the mean time I enjoyed an impromptu four-hander. Alas.[/QUOTE]