The Massholes

I messaged you a long pm. Wasn't able to send you the rest of it LOL.

[QUOTE=MongerExpert;2055652]20 bro. Again 20 bro. Are you scared of these therapists?[/QUOTE]Go climb back into your hole with sperm bag and mike williams.

[QUOTE=MongerExpert;2055652]20 bro. Again 20 bro. Are you scared of these therapists?[/QUOTE]Nope, I'm not scared of anyone. It's all about respect and appreciation as far as I'm concerned.

[QUOTE=MongerExpert;2055652]20 bro. Again 20 bro. Are you scared of these therapists?[/QUOTE]Why would anyone want to be a cheap cock-sucker, be treated like shit, be thrown out of AMPs, and be reduced to reviewing provider advertisements? How much does someone like that enjoy their life and status?

BigDog.

[QUOTE=Yellowfever023;2055940]Go climb back into your hole with sperm bag and mike williams.[/QUOTE]Unlike Monger Expert the spas and indy's I have visted and of which I posted reviews are based on actual visits. You saying I lied? Fuck YOU!

You're fucking barking up the wrong tree with your allegations. Jump in my shit for choosing to be discreet or reading what LEO may be reading and perhaps about to jump on. Jump in my shit for what you claim are posts that are not to your standards. You jump in my shit for posting non review items and jump on the amount of posts made. WTF are you doing here? The only thing you have acccomplished is you smell like shit. Keep jumping.

Fight clubs; Fighting, free form bullshitting, then fighting again.

It's how they all work. With the exception of a couple fucking idiots, you will notice the review threads are now full of either info, or relevant commentary to the info posted.

A2.

[QUOTE=MongerExpert;2055652]20 bro. Again 20 bro. Are you scared of these therapists?[/QUOTE][BLUE]ME, I'm not saying it again, post shit like this here. If you do it on a review thread again I'm changing your user title from Senior Member to Douchebag.

A2[/BLUE]

I started to look back at the Twits post, the hard way because I'm on moderation for being bad and I can't just click on his name and see everything that he has ozzed out. I want to say he broke on the scene about a year ago this time?.I started looking in the Brockton section because that's were I seem to recall butting heads with him the first time. I started reading his posts, the hard way, and realized that their really wasnt anything relevant to what he was posting. I do remember him trying a swipe at comedy, something about "junior said run". I don't know where the hell he was going with that. So after looking through the brockton forum and realizing he do'es bad comedy and a lot of color commentary, sometimes about subjects he has never partaked of I started to scroll through the Boston forum concentrating mostly on massage reports. And then all of the other threads. He was pretty good at posting about stings and giving his thoughts about why these individuals,"whom are innocent until proven guilty"were arrested and how other members that posted reports were essentially giving these persons up to LE. So that makes me ask the question Twit, how did you make it this far,430,1?I don't understand how in 365 days you've posted so much nothing. You remind me of the social butterfly always into everyones business. Most of your posts were paraphrase of others, neither adding or commenting. You say other members with posts more than you have added nothing. Look back my freind. I've dealt with members with far less post too, maybe 75,50, they all had something to contribute. As I've said before its not quantity but quality. Try it sperm sac you might like it.

Jesus f-ing Christ guys! Love! Peace! :) Let everybody get together, find ourselves yoga instructor, share a pipe of piece and feel alright! Piece be you! And also with you! And with you too yea!

Say no to war! Say yes to peace! Make love not war! Come on everybody - all together now: I'm a lover not a fighter!

One, two, three, four, can I get a little more? One more time all together now: I'm a lover not a fighter!

Now breath in, breath out, breath in, breath out. Let the negative energy out, let your love for the mankind (and especially, ... Vamos be politically correct now) for the womankind in ...or rather ea-ase yourself into the womankind! Yeah...

Alright, let's step back and repeat after me: ca-aring, sha-aring, (one more time) sha-aring, sha-aring, sha-aring, (I don't give a fuck if you're ca-aring as long as you're) sha-aring....

[QUOTE=SpermSac;2056114]Unlike Monger Expert the spas and indy's I have visted and of which I posted reviews are based on actual visits. You saying I lied? Fuck YOU!

You're fucking barking up the wrong tree with your allegations. Jump in my shit for choosing to be discreet or reading what LEO may be reading and perhaps about to jump on. Jump in my shit for what you claim are posts that are not to your standards. You jump in my shit for posting non review items and jump on the amount of posts made. WTF are you doing here? The only thing you have acccomplished is you smell like shit. Keep jumping.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the correction, you are not like ME, the difference is he posts fake reviews and all you do is comment on other members reviews for the most part. You should keep some aspirin around to chew just in case you go into cardiac arrest while responding to posts.

P.S. The smell is Victoria Secret Very Sexy perfume that my brazilian UTR likes to bathe in.

Read this review and couldn't stop laughing / crying so wanted to share. BTW, girl is from AZ so not to worry boys! Shockingly he gave her a 6/5. How on earth did he give a 5 for performance? LOL.

I have positive and upsetting things to say about Samantha. Everything was fine in the beginning. The father and daughter role-playing was really fun. I told her if she wanted to be daddy's favorite little girl that she better do what daddy asks her to do. So I requested her to lay down on the bed and open her legs wide so daddy can play with her. Now here's where it got tragic. As I got close to her goodies I took a whiff, and immediately I was gagging and my eyes got watery. The odor was so unbearable that I jumped off the bed and I sprinted to the bathroom toilet to puke. To ease this awkward situation I quickly put my clothes back on and conjured up a ridiculous lie to explain why I was leaving so abruptly. I told her I received a text that my wife just died. And I ran out the door gasping for fresh air. Every time I hear the name Samantha or read the name Samantha, that foul aroma comes into mind.

So what do you guys think? I get a text from a guy. First thing he says it's been six months since he's had any. Is this information I need to know? Then he says he wants everything natural. I tell him I'm shaved. He said no that's not what he meant, he wants skin to skin contact. I tell him I'm safety conscious. Then he informs me that he meant he wanted a BBBJ. So how exactly is that skin to skin? Also I have posted in my ad no explicit, graphic conversations. I think he was being explicit enough from the beginning to piss me off. So I told him what he's asking is illlegal in the state of Massachusetts. Paying someone for a BBBJ. And that if I were a cop I could arrest him. He tells me that "You're misinformed LOL, No money has been exchanged." I told him that if he was looking for a free BBBJ go to casual encounters then ended "good luck to you. Ttyl" I almost Hope he was a cop so I set him straight. I am doing my way of verifying and it a guy acts like a moron like he did and I can't find any information on him I am not seeing him! If he isn't a cop and thinks that he is going to exchange money for these services and be explicit about it he's risking the possibility of being arrested. But since he is a know it all, I assume he thinks he's safe because he did not mention money. I'm assuming he's not stupid enough to think that an escort would give him a free BBBJ. I state in my ad what services I offer, which is time and companionship. Enough said!

Been following this MILF out in Az for shits and giggles. She meets at a local restaurant called 'the meat rack' and basically fucks everything in sight...for free yet! Anyway here is an ad for a gb she is having this week. She's up to 30 horny guys.

[URL]http://tucson.craigslist.org/cas/4410907399.html[/URL]

It doesn't say she's free in the ad, but maybe she is. Damn she must be really horny for all that action!! I wonder what she's visiting Phoenix for? Business or pleasure LOL.

[QUOTE=PwHerman;2056911]Read this review and couldn't stop laughing / crying so wanted to share. BTW, girl is from AZ so not to worry boys! Shockingly he gave her a 6/5. How on earth did he give a 5 for performance? LOL.

I have positive and upsetting things to say about Samantha. Everything was fine in the beginning. The father and daughter role-playing was really fun. I told her if she wanted to be daddy's favorite little girl that she better do what daddy asks her to do. So I requested her to lay down on the bed and open her legs wide so daddy can play with her. Now here's where it got tragic. As I got close to her goodies I took a whiff, and immediately I was gagging and my eyes got watery. The odor was so unbearable that I jumped off the bed and I sprinted to the bathroom toilet to puke. To ease this awkward situation I quickly put my clothes back on and conjured up a ridiculous lie to explain why I was leaving so abruptly. I told her I received a text that my wife just died. And I ran out the door gasping for fresh air. Every time I hear the name Samantha or read the name Samantha, that foul aroma comes into mind.[/QUOTE]LOL Thanks I needed a laugh.

I've only come across a few girls in my time that were real bad. Including the 'hot high school chick' that everyone wanted to bang. Well, when she took off her panties I almost got sick. No, when she took off her jeans! Never got down to the panties. Told my friends that I didn't bang her because of that, and I was told how 'gay' I was and 'no matter how bad it smelled, anyone would put it in'. I don't fucking think so!

Took me years to get over the thought of Jack Daniels w / o feeling sick after I almost died from it. (exaggerating?) Thank God that never happened w / rancid poon.