Not Her. That's not missy
[QUOTE=BraddyWestSide;3261321]Gents,
I know this should be over in the CL reviews, but I need some help. Saw this today: [URL]https://orlando.craigslist.org/thp/5991669035.html[/URL].
I've got time scheduled with her later this week and I'm trying to see if there's any info on her. She identified herself as Melissa. Does anyone know if she is the infamous tease Missy who owned the place in Longwood? Has anyone seen her?[/QUOTE]That's not her. The old tease and denial queen Missy has her own You tube channel -- look up Missy Joy. Although she is sporting brown hair, that's not her. I know her and that's not her. Good luck.
Florida Career Massage School
Has anybody had any experience with this "massage school" in winter garden on Colonial Drive?
Please let me know what heir story is! Thanks.
[URL]https://orlando.craigslist.org/thp/5994752784.html[/URL]
Willie Sutton Said it Best
[QUOTE=Alan76;3266235]I have been to no less than 50 AMPs in my life. Most offer extras but occasionally you will come across a place where (even after multiple visits), the girls insist they are professional massage therapists. I respect that. However, I think that it is inherently dishonest for such places to advertise on Backpage with pictures of girls in bikinis. I don't see really legit massage places (like Massage Envy) advertising on BP or CL. I believe it is a fair assumptions that folks looking on BP are not looking for a massage only. What do you guys think?[/QUOTE]There was a discussion and a quote a while back about one such independent LMT. Reportedly, when she was asked why she's advertising on BP, she told her inquisitor "That's where all the guys are!" Such a response evokes vivid imagery of a mental vacuum that is TOTALLY oblivious to the simple logic of your question. So. . . Since [i]there's bubbles in them thar brains[/i] (in those cases, but not all), don't expect much more out of the girls that don't seem to get it.
By the way, Willie Sutton was an infamous bank robber from the first half of the 20th century. He robbed banks because "that's where the money is!" As related in an apocryphal story, which Willie denies ever having actually said, but which HAS, nevertheless, culminated in "Sutton's Law" moving into the cultural consciousness.
"Down South" compared to BB-CB
[QUOTE=MilkyWay;3267428]... You can go down south (FL) and get better looking providers {[u]than BB-CB ??[/u]} for $$ for 2 pops in hr.[/QUOTE][B]THAT[/B] got my attention? Two Benjies, Two Pops, [B]AND[/B] better looking! Can you direct us more precisely than just "down south (FL)"? I'm guessing you might mean Miami, but a hint to either a specific thread on this site for reviews, or, better yet, a reference to a particular establishment, would be great!
CB & BB Have Stellar Massages
[QUOTE=MilkyWay;3267428]Don't go to Cherry Blossom or Bora Bora for massage because you'll most likely be disappointed. Shower is expected for any good bodyrub place. So, dropping 240/260 for FS is a personal discretion and not the norm for this type of service. You can go down south (FL) and get better looking providers for $$ for 2 pops in hr. My friend still think CB / BB have asian providers that are better, on average, than all other AMPs in Orlando. We need more competition, IMO.[/QUOTE]I respectfully offer a different opinion on the quality of massages at CB & BB. The ladies are all LMT, so they have to had training on the "art" of massage (it takes practice). I have only had great massages there. It is my responsibility to communicate with my masseuse as to what I need for my massage (hard, soft, swedish, lomi, bora-bora, etc.). If I don't speak to my masseuse, then if I get a bad massage, then that is on me (my fault).
I also get a shower before the massage for 2 reasons. 1: I don't want any hobo funk to waft up into the air if I have been working outside. 2: It let's the girl know that I am comfortable with her and my unit (have I ever mentioned that I am a certified Command Master Chief Cocksman?).
I am also very interested in the places down south you mention. If it is Miami, then that is too far for me to drive. If is in Tampa, just reading their forum (and St. Pete) will show you what a great monger paradise it is. If people here are looking for a basic massage, Hand & Stone and Massage Envy will do just fine. For a sensual massage from a pretty, skilled, LMT, I am sticking with the best locations we have.
I 100% agree that we need many more quality places in Orlando. I would definitely support them and visit as often as I could. Competition makes everyone better.
As always, just my humble opinion. Be safe.