[QUOTE=NailBoiz1;5980481]Is it a true Thai massage?[/QUOTE]No stretching, but all the techs there give a good massage. Just ask for hard.
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[QUOTE=NailBoiz1;5980481]Is it a true Thai massage?[/QUOTE]No stretching, but all the techs there give a good massage. Just ask for hard.
[QUOTE=DerekBrwn;5980293]Any mongers know of any good places to get a good massage and BBBJCIM. Nothing to crazy on the wallet just in and out.[/QUOTE]If you want to schedule in advance and take a drive to the valley, you can't beat Tina or Ava at Bangkok Thai Massage. (See valley threads).
Anyone know where to get these services all in one: Manicure or Pedicure + FS and / or BBBJ?
Could be a new business model for the USA. I know they have salons that offer these services in Vietnam? How about in Korea or ??
[QUOTE=IAmGib1;5984338]Anyone know where to get these services all in one: Manicure or Pedicure + FS and / or BBBJ?
Could be a new business model for the USA. I know they have salons that offer these services in Vietnam? How about in Korea or ??[/QUOTE]Tried to find the ad but couldn't any longer. There used to be someone advertising on Craigslist that they did an "erotic" pedicure. Emailed for more info and it was an outcall and the provider said she'd come to your home and work on you while in lingerie. Tried looking for it again with no luck. I will message if I find anything. Closest I've ever seen to what your describing.
- RnR.
[QUOTE=DerekBrwn;5980293]Any mongers know of any good places to get a good massage and BBBJCIM. Nothing to crazy on the wallet just in and out.[/QUOTE]Definitely go to tina in the Valley at Bangkok Thai massage, next to an italian deli. 1. 00 for an hour.
[QUOTE=Murrican;5975118]Anyone know a place a monger can just get a great massage and a great HJ if he doesn't really give 2 sh*ts about how how the girl is anymore?[/QUOTE]Candy at [B][url=https://website--333954437348071195828-massagespa.business.site/]A + Spa[/url][/B] in Lomita gives a really good massage. I prefer my massages on the stonger side, and she can deliver. She's good at walking on backs, and she's good at using her forearms and elbows to grind out those tight spots. Her HJ skills are also very good, and if you want her to make adjustments, her English is good enough to take instructions. Her looks aren't bad either. She's a late 30's to early 40's GND Korean auntie type. Height about 5'4". Natural B cups. Not skinny but not fat. If I could fuck her, I would, but she's HJ only.
Well, I just left A massage in Montebello. Paid 40 for the entrance and negotiated down to $40 for HJ since no FS is allowed. She was an older Asian lady that has a slim build, B cups and upon leaving I got to see the other 2 and she was the better looking of the bunch. The massage was as expected but the ball tickling was on point. She proceeded to stroke it then got on top RCG on my chest, she was so surprised on how much juice came out of it. Overall it was a nice spot but I wouldn't go again.
The quest is simple find either the chalice of the son of god a massage parlor on the West side (meaning west of Robertson) that has clinically acceptable and fuckable Asian, Latina, or white girls with easy parking.
The last vision of such a place was ginja massage on Wilshire, 11809 on that same street (where I fucked a ridiculously hot Asian gal who had to be woken up from her nap to service me), that place on pico with the hot Thai girls, and the Pearl trick pad in the mid zeros.
The Latina joints at 11870 and 3200 Santee money don't qualify the girls there are ridiculously fat and their C-section scars look like the train tracks on the Akron to Minneapolis freight train route.
Goldfinger does not qualify because there is too much grade C meet, the mileage is much too low, and the incessant requests from mongers to take a crap and the addition of a shower means that some mongers wet feet are now going to stain the carpet (as if the spooge is not bad enuff) has made the place useless.
So I get a private message from some noobie monger that there is a place right near LAPD headquarters and that said monger received a blow from the owner of the joint.
He said she was mid to late 40's meaning early 60's Asian, and not terrible. Well I immediately run over to the place and the door is locked but the lights are on and that neon sign that is like fentanyl laced fentanyl for us mongers is on but no ones there.
So I called the number off the Internet and they'd say we're closed on Sunday.
Well I went back Monday the place is called Santa Monica massage and the sign is about as big as the roof lamp from the Luxor hotel in Las Vegas. It is not in Santa Monica, it is at Santa Monica and Purdue, in west la.
It is ADA compliant there is a ramp going up to the front door don't ask me why I don't care. I walk in and of course there is some dude snoozing in his car right in front of the joint and it is three or four doors down from the biggest sports bar with the most useless Gen Z and millennial customers I have ever seen some fuckass millennial had his IMac running like he was writing some script for a streaming show while watching the Braves and the dodgers. But I digress. I try to open the door and is locked so I start knocking like a dog who smells Vons tri-tip steak on the other side of the door.
Sure enough in Asian lady comes and opens the door for me and we exchanged pleasantries and greetings and green tea. This I assume is the owner of the place she looks like Mary from chesn if Mary had a natural crack and wore makeup and was not hideously ugly. In other words there was no way this girl was going to be grabbing my 12 inch Westside Louisville slugger.
I said hey is there another girl here that can you know jerk me off 'cause you look like the chick down the street at chens. She said oh I have young girl so I mentally prepare myself for a woman in her 50's who remembers playing with an etch a sketch as a child. She has me greeted by a rather decent Asian chick with a blonde highlight in her hair and a semi decent body wearing a bebe shirt with just a little extra all around and of course a flat ass.
I opt for the hour and give them 70 and they were just about as giddy as a virgin at the jailhouse rodeo.
I go in and my technician namely Joanna comes in before he even get my first trouser leg off I told her to go and see if Jesus is still in her high school annual, she was that old, and give me a few minutes. I was able to undress there are no chairs just hooks. Oh by the way this was a medical office at one point so there are four individual private rooms with hardwood floors and they are rather large, larger than the supermax prison type rooms at 8155 or sun acupressure in Santa Monica you could probably have a very small dinner party in one of these rooms if the guests were midgets.
She asked me some questions like did I just get off work what do I do she was fascinated by my knowledge of fish and asked if it my first time here. In response to that I said well given that I took an oath as a Vons fish worker to never lie this was my first time because you muther fuckers just opened. Anyhow she does obey the command to do a soft medium massage not soft I am no fucken pervert and not medium because well I am a fucken pervert and after about 10 or 15 minutes she did some wonderful ask tickling but alas very little touching of the actual balls but essentially got me hard enough that I had to ask if I could turn over.
To which he replied let me get you some hot towels which by the way were freezing oh she was very nice in terms of putting on the air conditioning because the place was hot as a tidepod walking out of a Walgreens in the hands of a fentanyl addict.
With the air conditioning on I felt a cold breeze on my freshly shaved ass and it was quite pleasant so remember to tell them to turn on the air condition.
On the flip she I believe she commented that I have a nice body but did not call me Superman I guess I am declining. She massaged my nuts and then went and got oil and worked the dick for a good 10 to 15 minutes. She let me work her pretty good over the clothes but nothing came off.
She did obey my instruction to go slow and get herself on the table facing me so I could bust a nut and I impressed her and myself with the volume distance and general viscosity of the fluid she bid me goodbye and I gave her $100 just to fucke with you chepasses who try to get away with $40 for a mediocre handie.
I doubt that I will be back this is not the handjob I was looking for.
[QUOTE=PriscillaM;5990097]The quest is simple find either the chalice of the son of god a massage parlor on the West side (meaning west of Robertson) that has clinically acceptable and fuckable Asian, Latina, or white girls with easy parking.
The last vision of such a place was ginja massage on Wilshire, 11809 on that same street (where I fucked a ridiculously hot Asian gal who had to be woken up from her nap to service me), that place on pico with the hot Thai girls, and the Pearl trick pad in the mid zeros.
The Latina joints at 11870 and 3200 Santee money don't qualify the girls there are ridiculously fat and their C-section scars look like the train tracks on the Akron to Minneapolis freight train route.
Goldfinger does not qualify because there is too much grade C meet, the mileage is much too low, and the incessant requests from mongers to take a crap and the addition of a shower means that some mongers wet feet are now going to stain the carpet (as if the spooge is not bad enuff) has made the place useless.
So I get a private message from some noobie monger that there is a place right near LAPD headquarters and that said monger received a blow from the owner of the joint.
He said she was mid to late 40's meaning early 60's Asian, and not terrible. Well I immediately run over to the place and the door is locked but the lights are on and that neon sign that is like fentanyl laced fentanyl for us mongers is on but no ones there.
So I called the number off the Internet and they'd say we're closed on Sunday.
Well I went back Monday the place is called Santa Monica massage and the sign is about as big as the roof lamp from the Luxor hotel in Las Vegas. It is not in Santa Monica, it is at Santa Monica and Purdue, in west la.
It is ADA compliant there is a ramp going up to the front door don't ask me why I don't care. I walk in and of course there is some dude snoozing in his car right in front of the joint and it is three or four doors down from the biggest sports bar with the most useless Gen Z and millennial customers I have ever seen some fuckass millennial had his IMac running like he was writing some script for a streaming show while watching the Braves and the dodgers. But I digress. I try to open the door and is locked so I start knocking like a dog who smells Vons tri-tip steak on the other side of the door.
Sure enough in Asian lady comes and opens the door for me and we exchanged pleasantries and greetings and green tea. This I assume is the owner of the place she looks like Mary from chesn if Mary had a natural crack and wore makeup and was not hideously ugly. In other words there was no way this girl was going to be grabbing my 12 inch Westside Louisville slugger.
I said hey is there another girl here that can you know jerk me off 'cause you look like the chick down the street at chens. She said oh I have young girl so I mentally prepare myself for a woman in her 50's who remembers playing with an etch a sketch as a child. She has me greeted by a rather decent Asian chick with a blonde highlight in her hair and a semi decent body wearing a bebe shirt with just a little extra all around and of course a flat ass.
I opt for the hour and give them 70 and they were just about as giddy as a virgin at the jailhouse rodeo.
I go in and my technician namely Joanna comes in before he even get my first trouser leg off I told her to go and see if Jesus is still in her high school annual, she was that old, and give me a few minutes. I was able to undress there are no chairs just hooks. Oh by the way this was a medical office at one point so there are four individual private rooms with hardwood floors and they are rather large, larger than the supermax prison type rooms at 8155 or sun acupressure in Santa Monica you could probably have a very small dinner party in one of these rooms if the guests were midgets.
She asked me some questions like did I just get off work what do I do she was fascinated by my knowledge of fish and asked if it my first time here. In response to that I said well given that I took an oath as a Vons fish worker to never lie this was my first time because you muther fuckers just opened. Anyhow she does obey the command to do a soft medium massage not soft I am no fucken pervert and not medium because well I am a fucken pervert and after about 10 or 15 minutes she did some wonderful ask tickling but alas very little touching of the actual balls but essentially got me hard enough that I had to ask if I could turn over.
To which he replied let me get you some hot towels which by the way were freezing oh she was very nice in terms of putting on the air conditioning because the place was hot as a tidepod walking out of a Walgreens in the hands of a fentanyl addict.
With the air conditioning on I felt a cold breeze on my freshly shaved ass and it was quite pleasant so remember to tell them to turn on the air condition.
On the flip she I believe she commented that I have a nice body but did not call me Superman I guess I am declining. She massaged my nuts and then went and got oil and worked the dick for a good 10 to 15 minutes. She let me work her pretty good over the clothes but nothing came off.
She did obey my instruction to go slow and get herself on the table facing me so I could bust a nut and I impressed her and myself with the volume distance and general viscosity of the fluid she bid me goodbye and I gave her $100 just to fucke with you chepasses who try to get away with $40 for a mediocre handie.
I doubt that I will be back this is not the handjob I was looking for.[/QUOTE]This place is owned by Mary from Chen's (AKA Jenny from WeHo above 7/11). She just opened it. I know because she sent my burner a half dozen texts with details.
Santa Monica Massage.
11353 Santa Monica Blvd.
Los Angeles, CA 90025.
Open 9 to 10 PM.
50 for half.
70 for hour.
[QUOTE=LC310;5990736]This is Mary (AKA Jenny from WeHo above 7/11) and Chen's place. She just opened it. I know because she sent me a half dozen texts letting me know.
Santa Monica Massage.[/QUOTE]During covid, I was more bored than the scheduling coordinator for le bron's book club. The only place that had reopened was Chen's. I walked in and was greeted by Mary. Boys, I took a handjob for the team. I closed my eyes, imagined I was being fucked by a private delights 5 star gal, and let one loose while the music played the Chinese version of the sound of music. The little goatherd.
Whenever a family member dies, or I am diagnosed with terminal cancer, I read the reviews on the maps site of guys fucking Mary. I had forgotten just how atrocious she was.
Well, she (obviously has dolled herself up. I barely recognized her. Thankfully I had the eyesight to know the abomination she is and opt for greener (well slightly) pastures with Joanna.
Dios mio guys, how can you fuck that?
Not a massage parlor, but has anybody seen Eva Rose?
[URL]https://tryst.link/massage/eva-26[/URL]
Pictures look intriguing. No reviews anywhere to be found. May have to TOFTT. If so, will report back.
If you are a sudoku fan, you are no doubt a student of the higher logic of such game and can explain why it is so popular in the south side of Chicago.
In any event, follow me along here.
If Mary at Chen's provided ass, pussy and oral bare while she was under third party ownership, and.
Mary is now Jennifer at Santa Monica massage and she now employs a gal like Joanna to service mongers, then.
Would not Joanna be providing at least oral sex to a monger at jenny's new place?
QED?
[QUOTE=PriscillaM;5990748]During covid, I was more bored than the scheduling coordinator for le bron's book club. The only place that had reopened was Chen's. I walked in and was greeted by Mary. Boys, I took a handjob for the team. I closed my eyes, imagined I was being fucked by a private delights 5 star gal, and let one loose while the music played the Chinese version of the sound of music. The little goatherd.
Whenever a family member dies, or I am diagnosed with terminal cancer, I read the reviews on the maps site of guys fucking Mary. I had forgotten just how atrocious she was.
Well, she (obviously has dolled herself up. I barely recognized her. Thankfully I had the eyesight to know the abomination she is and opt for greener (well slightly) pastures with Joanna.
Dios mio guys, how can you fuck that?[/QUOTE]Mary is that bad looking or because she's got some mileage? Or both?
[QUOTE=Wokanwoll;5991837]Not a massage parlor, but has anybody seen Eva Rose?
[URL]https://tryst.link/massage/eva-26[/URL]
Pictures look intriguing. No reviews anywhere to be found. May have to TOFTT. If so, will report back.[/QUOTE]The pictures are intriguing. Her conspiracy theories about vampires chasing her, about trump still being president, and her delusions are problematic. She apparently has a place in Hollywood that has a shower with more mildew than the shower at Momo.
She is this:
[URL]https://privatedelights.ch/profile/Cgr123[/URL]
Some fucker had the courage to spike her.
And this.
[URL]https://fbsmbody87.wixsite.com/kendall[/URL]
She was in Westwood and guys were literally picketing her incall.
[QUOTE=Mobman;5992309]Mary is that bad looking or because she's got some mileage? Or both?[/QUOTE]Mary is in her 60's. Not hard to figure out.