Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=JrMonger;2101315]OK guys. I just moved to this area and am hoping that there are AMP like in Hawaii. Meaning FS with young asians. Maybe I ams spoiled but 2 got hour and FS. With hot young therapist. Is this even possible here??[/QUOTE]Welcome to Northern Virginia. The answers to your questions are: no; no; yes, Hawaii spoiled you; and no.

As always, YMMV with an individual girl who may happen to do more but as a general rule most AMPs provide HJ only with varying degrees of roaming. Occasionally you may find a girl with more options but that's the standard fare around here. DC isn't any better and, although I've heard of some MD AMPs where FS is an option, those are out of my mongering area so I can't speak to specifics. Read through the various boards for more details.

[QUOTE=JmSuttr;2101336]Welcome to Northern Virginia. The answers to your questions are: no; no; yes, Hawaii spoiled you; and no.[/QUOTE]Haha. That all sounds about right.

The Honolulu boards make me want to take a vacation down there just to fuck AMP girls.

Jr Monger- You're better off looking for FS independents whom also provide a massage than you are looking for a standard AMP. As discussed here often and just mentioned by JmSuttr, FS AMP's as a rule are extinct in NoVA (outside of exceptions and old relationships).

Zhuxi.

[QUOTE=JrMonger;2101315]OK guys. I just moved to this area and am hoping that there are AMP like in Hawaii. Meaning FS with young asians. Maybe I ams spoiled but 2 got hour and FS. With hot young therapist. Is this even possible here??[/QUOTE]Welcome to the ARMPIT of Amping in the US other than Atlanta which sucks equally as well however I believe NOVA edges it out by a nose.

Only here you pay 80 for an hour and 60 for a tip for a HJ that adds up to 140 bucks. In Cali and even in Vegas now, you can get it all for 80-100. You will want to move back to HI soon enuff haha.

PC out.

[QUOTE=Pcpc1688;2101402]Welcome to the ARMPIT of Amping in the US other than Atlanta which sucks equally as well however I believe NOVA edges it out by a nose.

Only here you pay 80 for an hour and 60 for a tip for a HJ that adds up to 140 bucks. In Cali and even in Vegas now, you can get it all for 80-100. You will want to move back to HI soon enuff haha.

PC out.[/QUOTE]PC is right on the money with that... I checked out San Gabriel Valley recently on a trip and it was great value. The funny thing is there are many AMPs out here in NOVA and I would think that competition would drive the prices down and service up. It's not as if there's a queue of guys in any of them. Some basic economics. Lower price moves up the demand curve...

[QUOTE=SSRod;2100930][URL]https://plus.google.com/113173490210392136666/about?gl=us&hl=en[/URL]

Visited my favorite young, petite, and hott Asian massage gal in Manassas from the month of April. Entry fee of .6 for the "new 60" (actual 50) minute massage collected up front. The massage was lackluster on my previous visit, but great on this visit, to include some body weight pressure (she's petite and best guess is just north of 100-lbs) using her lower legs, knees, and thighs (was wearing shorts, top, and undergarments). Hot towel to clean some of the oil off prior to the flip. After the flip, no more body weight, but would have been awesome. She limited the massage to hands, elbows, and forearms. Hot towel cleaned most of the oil off, then she asked what kind of finish I wanted, obliged my request, finished with another hot towel. Added .7 tip for a total of $.3 out-the-door. I left very relaxed and happy. Repeat planned. YMMV.[/QUOTE]SSRod. Was the "finish" you requested above the NOVA normal? Because your tip was well above the NOVA normal... Of course anyone can tip anything they choose to develop a relationship. I was just wondering.

[QUOTE=MrSunnyHills;2101581]SSRod. Was the "finish" you requested above the NOVA normal? Because your tip was well above the NOVA normal... Of course anyone can tip anything they choose to develop a relationship. I was just wondering.[/QUOTE]"YES".

The only thing that would make it better is if her level of happiness and willingness to make me happy was not predicated by the amount of money spent. There is nothing sweeter than a happy girl; p.

TOFTT at Thai Angel. They just re-opened in a new location. $90 for a hour oil massage from a nice Vietnamese lady. Fully draped, no teasing, no finish. I never ask for it, but I'm 99.999% sure they are legit.

The massage was so-so, she used a shit load of lotion. When I got up, I noticed the mat was soaked in the oil. I guess there are a few Thai ladies there. Oddly I drew the only Viet. I was ready to impress her with my Thai and sweet talk my way in to some chok wow, but go figure... Som Nam Nah to me.

[QUOTE=Kijimuna;2101823]TOFTT at Thai Angel. They just re-opened in a new location. $90 for a hour oil massage from a nice Vietnamese lady. Fully draped, no teasing, no finish. I never ask for it, but I'm 99.999% sure they are legit.

The massage was so-so, she used a shit load of lotion. When I got up, I noticed the mat was soaked in the oil. I guess there are a few Thai ladies there. Oddly I drew the only Viet. I was ready to impress her with my Thai and sweet talk my way in to some chok wow, but go figure... Som Nam Nah to me.[/QUOTE]I think I may have posted ages ago about a place by the same name in Springfield. Legit only. And overpriced given that. Then they moved to near old town Fairfax but never tried them again. If I want a legit massage, I typically hit up Groupon and am satisfied... Seems the standard Thai price is 120. As mentioned below, we aren't that lucky in NOVA. Nothing like the glory days of DC in the very early 2000's...

Was in Sterling when I found myself day dreaming of swans again. I like the location of this place, but privacy inside is still really weak. Still no handle on the door to the TS room, so it's always open a few inches while you're showering. When they stand you up to dry you off, you just pray that no one walks down that hallway. In my dream I met a girl named Ashley who offered me massage. The massage wasn't great at all, spent a solid 30+ minutes doing nothing but my back. After the flip she played with my nipples some (doesn't really do much for me) and asked if I'd be wiling to make a donation. She dropped her top and bra (first time any provider here had done that in my dreams) and let me quench my thirst and fondle things. In the end she had a bit of mess on her face so I tipped a little extra.

I want to like this place, the location is great, the providers are decent enough, but the privacy issues leave me worried my dreams could turn into nightmares.

[QUOTE=MrSunnyHills;2101868]I think I may have posted ages ago about a place by the same name in Springfield. Legit only. And overpriced given that. Then they moved to near old town Fairfax but never tried them again. If I want a legit massage, I typically hit up Groupon and am satisfied... Seems the standard Thai price is 120. As mentioned below, we aren't that lucky in NOVA. Nothing like the glory days of DC in the very early 2000's...[/QUOTE]I'll be back in the land of $30 FS with LBFMs in 4 weeks. .

[QUOTE=Kijimuna;2102014]I'll be back in the land of $30 FS with LBFMs in 4 weeks. .[/QUOTE]WHere is that Thailand or Never Never land LOL.

PC out.

[QUOTE=Kijimuna;2102014]I'll be back in the land of $30 FS with LBFMs in 4 weeks. .[/QUOTE]LBFMPBRs.

LBFMs Powered By Rice.

I prefer 000, but these two locations have another popular name. For those interested the current line up is:

FC: Annie and Sara.

Herndon: Nana.

Zhuxi.

Recently I decided to get a real, legitimate massage so I went to the Riverside Spa and for $95.00 plus a $20 tip I had 40 minutes in the spa, steam room, dry sauna and hot tub followed by an INTENSE body scrub followed by a REAL massage done by a REAL person that knows what he is doing!!

Nothing sexual going on here! There were several other naked men in the stem, sauna, and spa the same time that I was and the one doing the body scrub and massage was a Korean man.

I strongly recommend we all try this session at least once! I felt great after he was done with me and I slept better than I have in years!

Watta.

[QUOTE=Pcpc1688;2102302]WHere is that Thailand or Never Never land LOL.

PC out.[/QUOTE]Next stop, Nana.