Massage Parlor Reports

You guys aren't kidding. Was a hell of a place. Saw Maggie and she was tremendous, $$ all in w / CFS to finish.

Saw a shorter chick with enormous hammers. What's her name? Need to hit that next time.

Sounds like Amanda? Too bad about Maggie. Bummer.

[QUOTE=Stzas;5194892]Anyone got any intel on lucky massage? Do they do BBBJ? Any info would be appreciated![/QUOTE]There are some previous reviews if you search on it. I would say no on the BB part.

[QUOTE=Apex3333;5209692]There are some previous reviews if you search on it. I would say no on the BB part.[/QUOTE]A month ago, I visited Lucky Massage. The provider was Mia, she is nice looking, shape is greats as all thin Asian Ladies are. Fee is 40 for HH. Skipped massage and went straight to extras as I took her hands and gave her a hug and let my hand slide down her back side to her butt. She asked what I wanted, and I said what do you offer, and she gave hand signals. At each signal, I gave an agreeing smile and nod. With covers on I received a BJ, she rode cowgirl, spooning, missionary and finally pinned her toes to her ears and PF her. Well worth the 1. 5 benj. I said I would bring more next time; I have not returned.

I would rate Mia on the same tier as Maggie at Massage Hau in Mesa and Eva at Seven Star's Reflexology Massage in Glendale.

WR / WHR MNGR.

[QUOTE=MikeJennings;5206880]You guys aren't kidding. Was a hell of a place. Saw Maggie and she was tremendous, $$ all in w / CFS to finish.

Saw a shorter chick with enormous hammers. What's her name? Need to hit that next time.

Sounds like Amanda? Too bad about Maggie. Bummer.[/QUOTE]I believe that is Helen.

I'm in the west valley, and I'm thinking I need to get over to Mesa soon to visit some AMPs! But how we been doing in the west valley? Had another great visit with Lisa at Sun West in Sun City. She pops the top very early on and gives an excellent body to body slide / rub. Left very happy.

How's the west valley scene going?

[QUOTE=Hank75;5211625]I'm in the west valley, and I'm thinking I need to get over to Mesa soon to visit some AMPs! But how we been doing in the west valley? Had another great visit with Lisa at Sun West in Sun City. She pops the top very early on and gives an excellent body to body slide / rub. Left very happy.

How's the west valley scene going?[/QUOTE]How much was damage to your wallet, and would you be kind enough to share her physical attributes?

TIA,

JamesJ.

[QUOTE=Hank75;5211625]I'm in the west valley, and I'm thinking I need to get over to Mesa soon to visit some AMPs! But how we been doing in the west valley? Had another great visit with Lisa at Sun West in Sun City. She pops the top very early on and gives an excellent body to body slide / rub. Left very happy.

How's the west valley scene going?[/QUOTE]IMO the number 1 spot in the west right now is Great Spa. Lots of reviews on here and from my many visits I have never left unhappy. Girls rotate on a regular basis and Mama-san Krystal always makes sure I get to sample the new girls.

[QUOTE=Kurby;5203205]What is the least busy time of the day to go to Top spa or great spa? Also who should I ask for if I am looking for a tittyfuck?[/QUOTE]If you can get there when they open at 9 am there's rarely any customers. They get busy starting at 10 am though. Plus you feel better knowing their tongue hasn't been all over customers all day.

For a titjob I'd ask for Helen. I just visited her and was very happy with her services. She has man made bolt ons that give her a c cup w a tight body.

I've been avoiding AMPs, especially in Minnesota, land of DIY with 50+ gma providers but thought I'd check out one of the top FS places. Parked around 1 pm went in and rang the bell after writing a fake name in the log book there (like WTF? Really? Mama-san let me in and brought me to a room. A young (26-30) yr old with large implants comes in. She's cute but I strongly prefer naturals so I told her she was beautiful but could they find someone all natural? 10 min later Hanna comes in, 5'4", slender, nice a cups. Probably 32 or so. She brings me to table shower strips down and washes me. Gives quick BBBJ in shower (as in 4-6 seconds) washes me again (this will become a theme) and then takes me back to room. I offer $140 for everything (edit - this is in addition to the house fee) and she asks for $200. No effin way. She accepts but then takes 10 min to get ready. Wipes me with alcohol even though she'd just washed me herself. I was also 'shower fresh' and have clean smooth skin. Not that it should matter but I'm considered good looking and am in good shape.

She starts with a BBBJ (great!) but stops after 15 seconds and goes to get a condom. Wipes everything down again (ok. Germaphobe) and lets me start to screw her standing while she's on the table. Not even 90 seconds and she's doing the fake moan CMON BABY thing and trying to speed it up. I explain that slow is fast. That I won't take a long time or pound her but I ain't going to come in 2 minutes. She then says, MORE BJ and takes off condom and does, you guessed it, 10 seconds of shitty oral after yet again wiping me down, her mouth, the fucking clock, etc. I again explain she needs to go slower and I'll finish just fine. She tries to just give a HJ but that's doing nothing for me as it's clear she doesn't want to be there.

This was the least sexy 8 minutes in recent memory. She's fine looking. Could be very sexy but it was as clinical as a COVID test and not as hot. I thought about calling in the mama-san and complaining but hadn't had lunch and just figured I'd cut my losses. I got up, got dressed, thanked her and got out. I did write a warning in the 'log book' to avoid Hanna unless you wanted to be rushed after 2 minutes and decontaminated like a Hazmat test facility.

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[QUOTE=WiseTraveler;5216070]I offer $140 for everything (edit - this is in addition to the house fee) and she asks for $200. No effin way. She accepts but then takes 10 min to get ready.[/QUOTE]Golden Pussy Syndrome has come to the AMP market. We are fucked. I should probably start branching out instead of going to Great Spa or Top because this is the end result. Demand is up and so are prices. There are too many AMP in this market to see this kind of inflation. The maximum I ever paid with house fee is $160 for everything. There are probably four AMP just within two miles of Top. I suggest trying those places before going back to Top.

[QUOTE=DesertRat;5217248]Golden Pussy Syndrome has come to the AMP market. We are fucked. I should probably start branching out instead of going to Great Spa or Top because this is the end result. Demand is up and so are prices. There are too many AMP in this market to see this kind of inflation. The maximum I ever paid with house fee is $160 for everything. There are probably four AMP just within two miles of Top. I suggest trying those places before going back to Top.[/QUOTE]That's funny I was just saying and thinking the same thing. Remember when Cc had the one on Broadway? Can't remember the name of it right now. It's changed hands a couple of times since then.

Cruised up to essence the other day and luck of the draw got me "Yanni?" I asked twice as I saw there is reportedly a "Geena" who works here. She greeted me at the door. She's a smaller bbw. I like girls "thicc" but she's beyond that. Really cute face and braces. Pretty sweet. Very limited English (she's from Mexico).

Down to business. About 60 seconds into this lame ass massage she seemed to be overdoing it with rubbing her lady parts on my elbow. Good sign. I give the obligatory open hand grope as she changes which part of me she's slathering lotion on. She giggles and asks me to turn over. This is literally about 2 min into the massage. She asks what I want. I motion for a little jerky, and she says $100. I look confused as I already laid 50 on the counter before she came in. I told her that was all I had and 100 is crazy. She rolls her eyes and gives me a little strokie. I bust in 2 minutes. She asks if I want a water, cleans me up and hugs me and says thank you. She seemed kinda sweet minus the ridiculous tip asking but I was in and out in under 10 minutes. No head or foot massage after or anything. Oh well. I feel like there was clearly more to be had but she was too big for my liking, but to each their own.

Seeing that the escort and strip club choices are not good in Phoenix anymore, I was wondering if there is a viable AAMP market in the area. I am making my annual spring training trip soon and usually tend to hit the clubs and occasionally an escort. In following the reports & links over the past several months, I can see that there is virtually no quality for under $400 or so an hour and of course, VIP strip club experiences have suffered now that LE is keeping a close eye on it.

I'm in Ca. And both the Bay area and LA seem to have pretty active AAMP markets. Though I have serious time / location restraints, I am able to take advantage 2-3 times a year and have found that the experience is generally very good in terms of PRICE (even though the prices have recently gone up for the first time in 5-6 years, now $260), SERVICE (usually superior (true GFE) when compared to the typical independent escort advertisements I'm seeing, at the same price point) and LOOKS (generally little 100 pound women, mostly 7's and 8's with a couple of 9's). My looks scale is far more critical than most guys I know, which is to say that although you may sometimes get one who is probably in their mid-30's, she's still pretty cute and Asians tend to stay younger looking.

Granted, getting vetted by the AAMPS is a bit of a hassle for a first timer, but I've found that once you've gotten in, didn't do anything stupid and established that first reference, you can generally find a (better than just barely acceptable) option for fun.

Although I'd guess that if there were this type of market in the Phoenix area, somebody would have mentioned it, I thought I'd ask anyway. Feel free to PM me if you'd like.

[QUOTE=TenSleep;5217896]Seeing that the escort and strip club choices are not good in Phoenix anymore, I was wondering if there is a viable AAMP market in the area. I am making my annual spring training trip soon and usually tend to hit the clubs and occasionally an escort. In following the reports & links over the past several months, I can see that there is virtually no quality for under $400 or so an hour and of course, VIP strip club experiences have suffered now that LE is keeping a close eye on it.

I'm in Ca. And both the Bay area and LA seem to have pretty active AAMP markets. Though I have serious time / location restraints, I am able to take advantage 2-3 times a year and have found that the experience is generally very good in terms of PRICE (even though the prices have recently gone up for the first time in 5-6 years, now $260), SERVICE (usually superior (true GFE) when compared to the typical independent escort advertisements I'm seeing, at the same price point) and LOOKS (generally little 100 pound women, mostly 7's and 8's with a couple of 9's). My looks scale is far more critical than most guys I know, which is to say that although you may sometimes get one who is probably in their mid-30's, she's still pretty cute and Asians tend to stay younger looking.

Granted, getting vetted by the AAMPS is a bit of a hassle for a first timer, but I've found that once you've gotten in, didn't do anything stupid and established that first reference, you can generally find a (better than just barely acceptable) option for fun.[/QUOTE]Wow. I think it would be best for everyone if you didn't even try an Arizona AMP. There's nothing here for you.