Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Da Game]Nice cropping action to fool the tracking sites. There are so many images out there you gotta commend the web spiders for doing the job they do. I would do her as well.[/QUOTE]

Just FYI, I clicked on that rayli.com site and my antivirus program told me it had a trojan attached and blocked the site. I cannot say if the other brothers out there have had the same thing or not. Perhaps my program is too sensitive or yours is not sensitive enough. If nothing else, gentlemen, please run a virus scan. You can also do a web based scan from different antivirus sites. I don't want you guys catching something you don't want! LOL.

Stay safe

VS

[QUOTE=Jiro9673]If this CL add is correct, I'm definitely going there...

[url]http://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/ers/1106190623.html[/url]

Check out this girl at

[url]http://www.rayli.com.cn/0017/2007-12-22/L0017005_281213_3.html[/url][/QUOTE]

Hey Brother J!

I wish they had any of them girls they advertise with! That's P10 action for you. I once responded to Mulan's ad but the ms said she's gone; was willing to check that place out.

My antivirus also warned me of a blocked trojan (the first time).

H M

Sorry about the link. I didn't get any warning, but I never seem to. Might be because I'm using a Mac and not a PC? Anyway, thought people would be interested about these fake photos. We all probably know that this is what they do and it's not really false advertising when you think about it because they make no claims that the photos are who you get; conversely, in some cases, they make it a point to claim that the photos are 100% genuine. Attached is the photo for the CL add that I had first reported on.

[QUOTE=Jiro9673]Sorry about the link. I didn't get any warning, but I never seem to. Might be because I'm using a Mac and not a PC? Anyway, thought people would be interested about these fake photos. We all probably know that this is what they do and it's not really false advertising when you think about it because they make no claims that the photos are who you get; conversely, in some cases, they make it a point to claim that the photos are 100% genuine. Attached is the photo for the CL add that I had first reported on.[/QUOTE]

Wow. Nice pic. If that really was the person, people would be lining out the door. Thanks for sharing.

VS

AV programs may be too sensitive, depending on the setup; what AV is it and how sensitive are you setting the privacy scans?

I have a router block with AV and internal firewall all set to the highest security and no alert happened for that chinese site; it could be the AV is set to any foreign code.

CD35



[QUOTE=H Mobius]Hey Brother J!

I wish they had any of them girls they advertise with! That's P10 action for you. I once responded to Mulan's ad but the ms said she's gone; was willing to check that place out.

My antivirus also warned me of a blocked trojan (the first time).

H M[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Comp Dude 35]AV programs may be too sensitive, depending on the setup; what AV is it and how sensitive are you setting the privacy scans?

I have a router block with AV and internal firewall all set to the highest security and no alert happened for that chinese site; it could be the AV is set to any foreign code.

CD35[/QUOTE]

Howzit Dude,

I have responded by PM.

H M

Aloha All,

I have a bad habit of saving up a few massage reports and then telling all at the same time but that's my style.

This goes back about 4 months.

After getting irritated at Michelle for calling me cheap cause I "only" give her 100 total (guess what guys? I hate all the code for dollar amounts and won't use them. It protects no one, from anything, and just confuses people).

So even though she gives about the best massage and a great finish, I decided to search elsewhere.

I got in the mood, and once I'm in that mongering mood, nothing will stop me and I make stupid choices on occasion. I decided to try Nala but she was not answering the phone, I guess it was X-Mas break and she is a family person from what I saw on her site. So as I was already downtown I decided to try YES massage as I'd never been there and read about her BBBj on this forum. She answered and said no openings till 2pm and it was 11am. I passed. So I decided on Mina cause at least she gives me BBBj for 100. Joke was on me. She gave me her usual light massage but this time must have remembered me and my 40 tip and informed me that for 40 it's just HE. Well, I took the HE but now shes off my list too cause at her age, I can't see a reason to give her 100 for crap.

A month later I was again feeling that itch and decided to TOFTT at Jade Stone cause a mainland friend who comes here for extended visits told me he gets full service for entry price of 60+40tip. I was suspicious of that price but curious enough to try. (I should add that he warned me that not all the girls play and that there are several that won't give HE) I went and had Sandy, about 30 and a very good massage. Walk on back, good technique. But at the end she says "finished" and i'm like, huh? And I can see from her face that she might just be playing coy. I took her hand and put it on my unit and she said that this is not a massage parlor but wants to know if I'm single. Hmmm. So for five full minutes I beg and she refuses while lightly stroking my unit and/or balls and says "next time". And she stuck to her guns and I left and she asked for a tip. Wow. So I gave 10 bucks but decided thats it for Jade Stone cause I'm not spending 60-70, taking it for the team while trying to find the exact girl that plays. With my luck, they can have 10 MTs and I'd go through them all before finding the right one.

So I'm down 70 but still not released so I try Yangs, where I also never been, but heard good things about Angela and Patti so in I go, 60 to the boss and then the MT comes in and its not Angela or Patti. Half way decent massage. Nice and slow, post flip, on the inner thighs, full mast, then...ok finished. WHAT? I'm steaming, smoke coming out of my ears, but what can I say, nothing. And she now wants a tip and is following me to the door saying "tip-tip". She even pointed to the sign that says tipping is appreciated. Guess what? She got nada. And I'm down 130 bucks and still no release. So now I have to decide if I'll go 230 to finally get release or just go home and choke the chicken. I went home and the chicken got choked.

A few days later (I think), was a post in this forum about a guy getting a BBBj at Jade Stone from an older MT. So I decided to give another chance, I call them and make an appointment for and "older MT". I arrive and its Angela. She gave a decent massage but not as good as Sandy. It was like she was trained, but she wasn't into using her training. Anyway, half way through, I feel her tongue start licking from the middle of my back clear up to my shoulder. That never happened anywhere to me. I made no reaction. She grazed the boys and on the flip I see shes topless. She went right to a HJ and it was not great but I blew quickly any way. Then she proceeds to finish the massage. But while doing the front of my legs, I get aroused again and she starts HJ me again with some BBBJ mixed in. But I know my middle aged body and I can't make a 2nd pop on just 10 minutes rest so I told her its useless. She not only accepted my 40 tip but gave me her cell number which I deleted. So I'm thinking that she must have been the older MT that the poster wrote about. She also told me that she and Sandy are the only trained MTs there but all the "scrub" girls or manicurists will do massage if its busy.

So, since then I went to Korean style for a 2nd time and will not go back. She just does not know her way around my dick and took her 20 minutes of bad HJ to make me pop. I also went back to Yangs but made sure I got Patti and was very, very, pleased, although her skill at massage is only marginal.

Then I went back to Jade Stone 10 days ago for either Sandy or Angela cause Sandy told me "next time", and Angela was good enough. But an attractive 50-60 year old asian lady with a pony tail said she will take care of me. I got excited cause I thought that maybe this woman was the one the poster said gave a great BBBJ without hand use. But Angela was in the back stairway as I was going up and stole me away from the attractive older, pony tail lady. Hmmmm. Again the massage was the same, slightly above average, but the HE was awesome, much better than the 1st time, with a small amount of sucking included. But now I'm curious about the pony tail lady.

So today I went back and and guessed that I can't lose cause I'll either get Sandy and finish our unfinished business or I'll get Angela with her improved skills, or I'll get the pony tail older women and see if she'll BJ me. WRONG.
This time I got "Han" who gave a above average massage, better than Angela. Better than most. She had a sheet on me much of the time but brushed the boys twice which made me happy. Then on the flip, still with sheet, she did my face and chest and legs which made me stand tall. She removed the sheet and asked if I'm ok. Then started a HE without asking. Terrible skills. Took 20 minutes. Just does not know her way around a mans unit. Will not repeat Han at Jade Stone. 60 to house and 40 tip. Funny thing is, she said its the 2nd time she massaged me. Someone must look like me or else Han is actually Sandy.

Anyway, 100 total is the most I really ever want to spend. My goal is real massage with as much as possible for that price. Thats why I've avoided Elexy. And thats why I've avoided AMPs. And I dont really want full service. If someone can guide me to a provider that will give an above average massage with a great HE or BBBJ for 100 total, or maybe if its BBBJCIM for tops, 120, then I'd like to know about it. Until then, I'll stick with Angela, Patti, and probably go back to Michelle too, even if she hints that I'm cheap.

You might be right. Some of these massage places are taking a big economic hit. You can see some places giving discounts like $45 before 6pm etc. Maybe jennifer wants to start some buzz about herself by posting the pics and generate more business.

I have had many massages with her in the last 2 years.

But I don't think jennifer has the business acumen to initiate this enthusiasm. I think some guy who was hanging with her took the photos and now is putting them out there for everyone to see, including jennifer herself.

Next time I get a massage with her I am going to ask her if she knows whats going with her photos on the internet.

I hope she doesn't get mad.

[QUOTE=Honven]I am getting the feeling that this "John" dude is actually Jen herself, putting those funky pics, maybe a way to entice more people to go to her? And has anyone deciphered what all that stuff means? ! Superman. My hero. This. That, whattaaaa![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Junior Knight]Ever notice when you go to Century Center, even the lobby smells of massage oil? Ever notice that on the specific floor of the massage, the oil smell is almost overwhelming?

Ever notice that only us pervs can smell that smell?

Ever notice that when you try to take a shower after a "legit" massage it takes so long to scrub off that oil everyone (providers) think you are jacking off in the shower?

Ever notice if a new provider doesn't put a towel on you in the beginning of a massage you get excited that you might get a HE later, but on the flip she covers you and bursts your bubble?

Ever notice after a while you get bored of going to one place in CC and wish there were other places that are better, so you look in the penny saver hoping to find new blood?

Ever notice when looking in the penny saver for new blood, you find nothing new, then go online to craigslist hoping for the same thing?

Ever noticed on craigslist that CC providers have 3-5 different phone numbers for their same place, but try to trick us into falling for it until we ask what room number?

Ever notice how providers that are poor in english speaking, pluralize or make singular words vice versa?

Ever notice when your stomach gets massaged, you feel like farting?

Ever notice even an ugly provider starts to look decent if she rubs close enough to your twig and berries?

Ever notice if there are two new providers and you make an appointment over the phone not knowing which is who, and hoping for the better one, the one you get is ugly and you want to switch but you don't want to hurt their feelings?

Ever notice that after a massage and maybe even a HE, the rest of the day or night seems pretty uneventful?

Ever notice after paying and tipping for a massage you start to ponder the things you could have bought, or the bills you could have paid with that money?

Ever notice Century Center parking sucks and the stalls are hard to find, and small? Ever notice when getting a parking pass from the parking lady, you feel small kine shame, because she'll know where you going?

Ever notice if a car is onthe other side of the parking attendant, you stall to ask for the parking pass because you don't want them to hear where you're going? Ever notice in the Century Center elevator you wonder if the real tenants are suspecting where you are going by looking at the floor number you press? Ever notice some of the tenants are the people getting massages with you? Ever notice, its very uncomfortable to make eye contact with another guy walking past you in a towel because hes probably in there to try and get a HE, just like you?

Ever notice bumping into a family member, friend, coworker or boss is extremely embarrassing?

Ever notice its also embarrassing when you try a new girl and you see your usual provider and think she might be jealous?

Ever notice hiding the towel to lie on the massage table hoping for a bare-assed massage does no good because there are a thousand other towels in the room that the provider can burst your bubble with.

Ever notice you have to take a shit after a good massage, but you heavily worry the stench might permeate through the door crack and poison the girls and other pervs outside?

Ever notice after 10:00pm, you wish you came earlier because the security guards give you a stink look and make you give them your license while you wait for the girl to come down so they know exactly where you are going? Ever notice after 10:00pm, the backside doors are locked, so it makes you have to go through the front, around the tensa-barrier and make "A? "

Ever notice the customers going to Aria probably know where you are going since you arent dressed nice enough to go to the fourth floor?

Ever notice you go to Century Center so much, you become un-phased by the "FBI/Police video sticker warning and know each of the six elevators personally? Ever notice most of the better massage places are on the 21st floor and up?

Ever notice the elevators for the 21st floors and up are never at the lobby, but take forever because their at the 4th floor or higher, and on their way up?

Ever notice when a pretty girl that youve never seen before at Century Center walks through the lobby, you hope to god she works as a massage girl, but she probably doesn't?

Ever notice that you start to really like Thai providers and they look great in their "environment, " but you start thinking if you actually dated one you might be ashamed to be seen with her, or your friends meet her?

Ever notice that all the money you give a provider for their services, plus everyone else that does too, probably made the providers save more money than whats in your own account?

Ever notice you probably would never go to these places if you had a girlfriend, had a good girlfriend, or had a good marriage?

Ever notice that after a while of having a girlfriend, a good girlfriend, or a good marriage, you still would come back because you are paying for variety, pampering and silence you would never get otherwise? Just some food for thought, got any others dudes?[/QUOTE]No other thoughts to add, but this is an awesome report. I "ever noticed" a lot of these things. You are a shaman, a seer, an enlightened Warrior Monger. We bow in your presence, sensei.

Meg is an average 40 year old Chinese woman but very nice. I always enjoyed her massages. He does them in her condo, so it a very relaxing place. Nice setup. Sometimes she wear low cut blouses, has a nice rack. I never got HE from her like others have said, but she is very sensual. She was never afraid of banging into the boys or jr. I like her massages but I guess she got too popular after someone said she gave HE. Its difficult for me to get an appointment when I want now. I know she goes to school during the day and so her availability is limited. Damage is usually $60 to $80 plus $20 tip

Ann is a cute thai girl. Very nice personality. She looks very innocent. Does massages in her condo. No towel draping when doing your back. Secured entry so she need to meet you in the lobby. I think she has a nice healthy body too. She always seems happy. But she is too strong for me. I always have to tell her to lighten up. So if you guys like it rough, she might be a good choice. I think she is friends with Darla from Palolo. I heard them talking on the phone once. Damage is usually $50 plus tip $10.

Pattie gave me the worst massage ever. But she is cute. She was on the phone several times, and seemed to be late for an appointment of some type after my massage. I know many guys said she gives an easy HE. I only got a terrible experience. Last time I got a massage like that was when a massage student game me a massage. Never going back. Damage: $60 plus $20 tip. Yes, I always give tip. I don't want to get screamed at. Yang was there watching me leave, and she seemed pretty nice, not bad looking.

[QUOTE=Dr Slim]If someone can guide me to a provider that will give an above average massage with a great HE or BBBJ for 100 total, or maybe if its BBBJCIM for tops, 120, then I'd like to know about it. Until then, I'll stick with Angela, Patti, and probably go back to Michelle too, even if she hints that I'm cheap.[/QUOTE]

Dude you crack me up! Good report; usually long reports lose my attention but not yours!

Anyway, Jean Massage; she's kinda old but gives the most talented unit massage ever. Others have confirmed, saying she is a Jedi Master at the HJ.

I did not care for her massage, but another member, who is very muscular, enjoys her massages, so YMMV. She used to advertise in Pennysaver, try do a search for Jean. 551-something.

So where is Jade Stone and Yes Massage? I lost track with so many girls :D

Any word on what's going on there?

I drove by recently and it looks all closed up.

[QUOTE=Dr Slim]A few days later (I think), was a post in this forum about a guy getting a BBBj at Jade Stone from an older MT. So I decided to give another chance, I call them and make an appointment for and "older MT". I arrive and its Angela. [/QUOTE]Looks like the word is out. I thought Jade Stone was a mongers secret because I've seen so many guys come in for Angela but never read a review until now. So I never wrote about it because I didn't want to blow it for the other mongers I've seen there. Bye bye secret spot. Hello LE raid!

I guess it's time to set the record straight in order to keeping this spot good.

IMO Angela is (on average)
L 5
A 7 to 9
S 7 to 9
But you can't beat the price!

CHM mongers will like her. But PLEASE don't screw it up for her regulars by giving her much more for BBFS. Remember, you are not banging a super model at these places so settle down on the tipping. 40 is all you need for BBBJ a little more for FS. Yes, you read it right but YMMV. So don't bother her if she doesn't give you FS or BB. Good attitude and persistence will take you far. Try to keep this on the DL. Thank you.