The Rat Trap

[QUOTE=EasyTrick;2989450]I live in Miami and look at the post up there once in a while. Wow, talk about someone who likes to pat himself on the back. HA. Yes, we have heard of you in Miami. It's one of the biggest jokes we have going on. You have to be the most hated monger on any site. Over 3000 post and not one pic or vids. That speaks BS all the way. Check out Taxidriver45,Pensfan, and so many others in the Miami section of SW. When they post they show proof and lots of it. Anyone can make up a story and I believe you've made up close to 3000 of them. Have a nice day. BAHAhaaaaaaaaaaa.[/QUOTE]We have two blowhards that we toy with. One is Chrissypoo, been picked on his whole life, acts tough on the internet, talks a good game, but outside of the street walkers section, there is not an ounce of respect any of us have for him. I call him my fat little puppet that speaks with a lisp. Chris actually is fat and stutters, so that tells you a lot about his life story.

His girlfriend, Miss Triple Chin Piggy, has outed him in the past and posted his picture and his name on USASG and accused him of stealing from her.

And here they are now, best buddies, united against the entire monger / escort scene in Orlando.

Welcome to the board!

[QUOTE=Chris5;2989116]Unfortunately you continue to be misinformed and foolishness. You're old age has really caught up to you old man. First off your facts are way off! The Orlando street walker thread has been and still is the most popular thread on this Orlando board. The positive reviews thread does not even come close! Where are you getting these numbers from asshole? The most participation is in the street walker thread. I myself must accept credit for that as most person tune in to read my advice and opinions on Paradise Trail. I just don't review these chicks, I also offer my advice and my opinions on various topics in the street walker thread. I get messages from throughout the country from mongers thanking me and asking for my advice on a number of topics.

I have traveled and mongered internationally as well, so my advice and opinions are well sought after old friend. Where did you get these numbers? Do you not agree that I am a top notch monger? I hope you answer my questions old friend truthfully and honestly. For our newer members reading this post, me and C3 go way back. C3 is an asshole without a fucking brain! C3 also cock blocked me with the love of my life Brandi. C3 would tell her nasty things about me to try and get her away from me. It did NOT work and me and Brandi are still very close. C3 is a liar and a cheat.[/QUOTE]Anyone that spends as much time talking about themselves to others has major self esteem issues.

Advice for Chrisspoo.

Start working out, lose weight, go to speech therapy to work on the stuttering problem, get an education, do things to improve yourself.

Work on your self esteem by not having to tell others about your hope for greatness. Keep your dreams to yourself. Right now, you just have everyone laughing at your sorry fat ass.

Those legs tho, so sexy! I don't see a damn manly thing there, beautiful chocolate silky skin, nice slender body and pretty face. Not only that but after having the pleasure of meeting you you are beautiful on the inside. You're a total doll!

Until next time my lady.

BBH 💂.

[QUOTE=MissMurno69;2988863]I'm beautify here a pic for potential clients.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=EasyTrick;2989450]I live in Miami and look at the post up there once in a while. Wow, talk about someone who likes to pat himself on the back. HA. Yes, we have heard of you in Miami. It's one of the biggest jokes we have going on. You have to be the most hated monger on any site. Over 3000 post and not one pic or vids. That speaks BS all the way. Check out Taxidriver45,Pensfan, and so many others in the Miami section of SW. When they post they show proof and lots of it. Anyone can make up a story and I believe you've made up close to 3000 of them. Have a nice day. BAHAhaaaaaaaaaaa.[/QUOTE]NEVER heard of you asshole! I've definitely heard of taxi and calcium, very good dude's. Who are YOU? I've reviewed your post history, NOT one pic or video!! Lmao!! I'm not into video taping my dates or pics! Never had been. This is my last post to you Mr NOBODY! You are correct, I am the most hated monger on this site and don't you fucking forget it rookie. I will not allow you or anyone else to use my high profile name to get name recognition on this board.

Paige where are you babe? Still no response to my posts? Come on babe, don't be mad at me. You're online courses can wait a minute or two. Lmao! Paige when are WE going to fuck??

Sike!! In your dreams you FAT pig!

[QUOTE=Chris5;2989020]You're such a little whiny girl. Can you at least be man enough to admit that after I embarrassed here on the RAT TRAP for month's, that you ran away and retired? I'm still here pussy. How's the wife?[/QUOTE]Your come backs are so well thought out, clever, mind provoking and oh so difficult to rebut.

As evident from your last post directed towards me, another obvious literary 'tour de force' in verbal accosting.

I had no choice but to tap out.

I am proud to say your still the 'HEAVY' weight champ!

Way to Grow, I mean go.

Sorry.

PG

Welcome the 'The Trap' Easy Trick, yes Christina5 has been outted in the past for fraudulent reviews.
But please u must bring your 'A' game here if u want to go up against the likes of the formidable C5, because he's got some serious game and if u manage to find enough muster (a simple 'your a jackass' should be plenty to win) for victory, then u will have to go up against his mighty army of loyal minions, OK, it's just some idiot named Brush Hog (I think) who nobody seems to know, oh and maybe one of C5's other stupid handles. Good luck sir

Previously mentioned I once lived in Britain as a child briefly hugely enamored by the tall bearskin black hats the guards at Buckingham Palace wore.

Now our screen names have deep secret hidden meanings that all a conspiracy against the swine. When will the insanity end?

So the pigs out of the blanket. C5 leaked what really goes on he brings you a little candy you try it and then you spend all your little check on the rest while he profits and parties off you. He isn't as dumb as I thought. Keep your friends close but your enemies closer.

If you didn't spend all your money on crack you might not have outstanding fines in your home county. Could it be your moving because your wanted? Out of necessity to save your pig skin.

BBH.

Who on earth is this character?

Only someone who doesn't pay fines and gets the DL suspended AGAIN would have to be riding in cabs. Then traded their 1987 geo metro for 100 rock.

Dickeydoo that with all your nonsense.

BBH 💂.

[QUOTE=BishopBlackHat;2989781]Previously mentioned I once lived in Britain as a child briefly hugely enamored by the tall bearskin black hats the guards at Buckingham Palace wore.

Now our screen names have deep secret hidden meanings that all a conspiracy against the swine. When will the insanity end?

So the pigs out of the blanket. C5 leaked what really goes on he brings you a little candy you try it and then you spend all your little check on the rest while he profits and parties off you. He isn't as dumb as I thought. Keep your friends close but your enemies closer.

If you didn't spend all your money on crack you might not have outstanding fines in your home county. Could it be your moving because your wanted? Out of necessity to save your pig skin.

BBH.[/QUOTE]That is correct, you nailed it on the head. Or, shall we say pinned the tail on the pig!

[QUOTE=Swaganna;2989806]C5 do you see what I see!!

Swags.[/QUOTE]Why are you so obsessed with other women?

Give it up already, you failed miserably in the business you wanted to succeed in.

Listen, you gave it all, swallowed a ton of cum, took tons up your ass. You gave it your best.

Your kids must be proud......