Massage Parlor Reports

I stopped in early this weekend to spend time with an angel. Girl there said wait 10 minutes. I waited and a new girl showed up. I don't know if she had just gotten up or what but she kinda smelled of cat pee. Not the best.

[QUOTE=BKIndy;2936392]TOFTT yesterday and it was a complete bust. Yu Yu. Who I believe worked at the 96th St AMP is the one I got. She literally answered the phone 10 times during my session. Don't mongers have anything better to do than call an AMP while I am on the table?! No mention of a table shower or bubble bath. Everything was draped and not even close to a tease. She even complained about my generous tip! $. 95 all in and completely a waste of money.

Also hard to find unless you ask them when you call where they are located. There are a few buildings at the same address. I hope someone has a better time than I did, but I doubt it.[/QUOTE]This is the third time an AMP has opened in this location. And $75 for the hour is wild. Doesn't shock me the 96th peeps are behind the lackluster service and bad attitude. Shocked she didn't try to upsell more time on you. Anyway, third time to be in this location and third time that it's nothing special.

On a different note, drove by the closed Relax yesterday and there was some construction going on inside. No clue if it'll reopen or if something else is going in, but thought I'd share. If anyone keeps up with the ladies from there PM me please. I still think about Sarah from there very fondly. When I was lucky enough to have her in the mood to rub me down it was a real treat.

SARAH was a sweetie. Super friendly. Jesse said she is in California. Lucy was my favorite, I think she is in Florida now.

[QUOTE=Msmith0052;2936645]This is the third time an AMP has opened in this location. And $75 for the hour is wild. Doesn't shock me the 96th peeps are behind the lackluster service and bad attitude. Shocked she didn't try to upsell more time on you. Anyway, third time to be in this location and third time that it's nothing special.

On a different note, drove by the closed Relax yesterday and there was some construction going on inside. No clue if it'll reopen or if something else is going in, but thought I'd share. If anyone keeps up with the ladies from there PM me please. I still think about Sarah from there very fondly. When I was lucky enough to have her in the mood to rub me down it was a real treat.[/QUOTE].

I had a little extra cash so I stopped by SoHo to unload it. I met Grace who is a stacked, cute, late 20's or early 30's Japanese girl. Her rack has to be in the DD range. Very small hands which I like. The prices are the same as usual but this time I didn't mind unloading a couple extra bucks for better quality women.

[QUOTE=Bigvirg;2938201]I had a little extra cash so I stopped by SoHo to unload it. I met Grace who is a stacked, cute, late 20's or early 30's Japanese girl. Her rack has to be in the DD range. Very small hands which I like. The prices are the same as usual but this time I didn't mind unloading a couple extra bucks for better quality women.[/QUOTE]Where is So Ho? PM?

Can you Pm where Pink is please? Or anyone. Thanks!

[QUOTE=EPhillips;2930011]Visited the place in Plainfield. Saw Lisa. EXCELLENT massage, standard HE finish. She was a 30 something spinner, 7. 5/10. Standard. 6 and. 4 cost. She asked. 2 to pull the top off, but let me reach in for free. I think she'll be more friendly on return. She had pretty good English and we had a halfway decent conversation.[/QUOTE]

Stopped by this week and met with Angela for a HH visit. She's a 7-ish given the mild body, bud a really sweet face and disposition. Cute all the way around. Standard pricing and finish. Per our discussion, L1 service is all that's available. Shame.

[QUOTE=EPhillips;2930011]Visited the place in Plainfield. Saw Lisa. EXCELLENT massage, standard HE finish. She was a 30 something spinner, 7. 5/10. Standard. 6 and. 4 cost. She asked. 2 to pull the top off, but let me reach in for free. I think she'll be more friendly on return. She had pretty good English and we had a halfway decent conversation.[/QUOTE]Can you pm me the location of pink? Thanks!

[QUOTE=MaxPayne5;2938704]Can you pm me the location of pink? Thanks![/QUOTE]No I won't, because you have 2 posts and both of them are asking for locations. As a newly minted senior it's my duty to tell you to rtff. And seriously all three reviews have clearly mentioned the word pink. Backpage has a search function. Use your big head if you want to treat your little head.

I was heading home on the bike because the weatherman is stupid and I don't feel like washing my bike again, and I noticed a brightly colored blue and red sign. This one is south of Phoenix-Tuscan, and it's two doors north of the old stereo shop (seasoned veterans know this one) Look between the dogs and the dryer's, and you're there. Number search on windows confirm it's our favorite kind. Didn't stop in, so I have no other info at this time. The old one next to the stereo shop was impressive, maybe this'll be the same. Happy hunting!

[QUOTE=Kyussfan;2940176]I was heading home on the bike because the weatherman is stupid and I don't feel like washing my bike again, and I noticed a brightly colored blue and red sign. This one is south of Phoenix-Tuscan, and it's two doors north of the old stereo shop (seasoned veterans know this one) Look between the dogs and the dryer's, and you're there. Number search on windows confirm it's our favorite kind. Didn't stop in, so I have no other info at this time. The old one next to the stereo shop was impressive, maybe this'll be the same. Happy hunting![/QUOTE]It isn't impressive. That's Happy Time, but my experience there was not a happy time. It's been around for a month or so.

[QUOTE=Bigvirg;2938201]I had a little extra cash so I stopped by SoHo to unload it. I met Grace who is a stacked, cute, late 20's or early 30's Japanese girl. Her rack has to be in the DD range. Very small hands which I like. The prices are the same as usual but this time I didn't mind unloading a couple extra bucks for better quality women.[/QUOTE]I haven't been to SoHo in awhile because drop too much $$ there. Did go there a week back and saw Grace. Definitely concur. She is stacked and cute.

[QUOTE=EPhillips;2939185]No I won't, because you have 2 posts and both of them are asking for locations. As a newly minted senior it's my duty to tell you to rtff. And seriously all three reviews have clearly mentioned the word pink. Backpage has a search function. Use your big head if you want to treat your little head.[/QUOTE]Congrats! Appreciate the help.

[QUOTE=Kyussfan;2940176]I was heading home on the bike because the weatherman is stupid and I don't feel like washing my bike again, and I noticed a brightly colored blue and red sign. This one is south of Phoenix-Tuscan, and it's two doors north of the old stereo shop (seasoned veterans know this one) Look between the dogs and the dryer's, and you're there. Number search on windows confirm it's our favorite kind. Didn't stop in, so I have no other info at this time. The old one next to the stereo shop was impressive, maybe this'll be the same. Happy hunting![/QUOTE]If your referring to happy times, that is many more than 2 doors north of the old stereo shop. More like 10 buildings north. Also many have already offered intel on this location. I can confirm there is nothing there except a pretty decent message. Nothing more.

Stopped Under the Sea Friday. It's always been one of my go to places for years. THIS time, a got an attractive younger gal with a bob style hair cut. Long story short, she spent the majority of the time rubbing my hands and feet. On the flip she threw a towel over my entire front side. When I later said I was warm and uncovered part of myself, she covered me back up a few minutes later. She got and where near anywhere fun. I felt like I was getting a massage at a massage place in a shopping mall. Please tell me this is not how things go there now.