Massage Parlor Reports

I had a massage recently in Palolo with Darla. She is not really my type. But she is pretty. You can see the bar girl in her sometimes. Anyway. She gave me a great massage this time. I've gotten several with her and it's a hit and miss. I guess depends on her mood. But I like her private place, nobody there to bother you. During our little chat, I mentioned something about receiving a "bad" massage from another place, and she thought I meant "bad" as in sexual. I was actually taking about "bad" as in "lack of skills". She started talking about if I wanted a bad massage. $180 but I would not be allowed to touch. I was half asleep so I wasn't sure whether she was talking about a nude massage or a HE massage or if she had a friend? I was not prepared for this type of discussion. Anyway. I just told her I was a good boy. I have no idea why I said that. We all do stupid things. LOL Anyway, she finished me with a great massage. Damage was $80 plus $20 tip. I'll post some more later about other places.

[QUOTE=Older Guy]Monday night (early) went to Fantasia but everybody was busy.

So went to RoseMarri. Called first. MS met me outside door and walked me up. Didn't see anyone inside waiting. MS took the .5 and sent in Miki, 4'10-5'0 95lbs dark tanned, who said she was from LA. Said she been at RM for a year.

TS, then to room, details available to seniors, massage.

Pretty girl.

Stay safe,
OG[/QUOTE]

Check your PM OG. I wanted to compare experiences.

I have met this girl in the past and she was ... OK. When I first met her, I thought she was pretty good looking. That was at night with makeup on. She told me she's in her 20's, she's actually closer to her mid-30's. However, she looks reasonable for her age. I met her again during an afternoon and she did not look good. I think someone else posted this about her. She needs the make-up (not just her, admittedly, many others at AMPs do also) to look around her stated age. Lesson-- If you do see her, go at night. I also found her mechanical after the first time. It was like watching the same movie again. She also rarely seems to smile. When she does, it is more of a smirk, which I did not find that great. Finally, the last time I saw her, she had some kind of sore close to her pussy but not on it. She tried to cover it with a band-aid and said it is not always there. I did not like the sound of that. Everything was always covered but I got myself tested for herpes II and am negative. I can't say if it was or not, but she likes to dim the lights so it can be hard to see.

I did not post this earlier because I cannot confirm or deny she really has anything and I have been dealing with trying to keep my job so little time to post. I've been posting more recently because there's been less opportunities to work but am looking forward to a tax refund. Sigh. Anyways, if you see her, just know and take care. Make your own decisions. However, there are better elsewhere or even there, Joy is one, there is a Thai girl that is good but I forgot her name, even Angie, who I had met when she recently started, was a bit awkward, but I like the beginners .


VS

[QUOTE=Bonhamsurf]Please keep this section for the Escort's AdsO. K.[/QUOTE]I'm curious as to why this shows at the top of my last report? Did the admin think I was advertising?

[QUOTE=Virtua Stick]Finally, the last time I saw her, she had some kind of sore close to her pussy but not on it. She tried to cover it with a band-aid and said it is not always there. I did not like the sound of that. Everything was always covered but I got myself tested for herpes II and am negative. I can't say if it was or not, but she likes to dim the lights so it can be hard to see.
VS[/QUOTE]
Like you, I like to do a little visual inspection before entering. So many laces do the ow light thing now that it is becoming harder to do.

[QUOTE=Casaaloha]I had a massage recently in Palolo with Darla. She is not really my type. But she is pretty. You can see the bar girl in her sometimes. Anyway. She gave me a great massage this time. I've gotten several with her and it's a hit and miss. I guess depends on her mood. But I like her private place, nobody there to bother you. During our little chat, I mentioned something about receiving a "bad" massage from another place, and she thought I meant "bad" as in sexual. I was actually taking about "bad" as in "lack of skills". She started talking about if I wanted a bad massage. $180 but I would not be allowed to touch. I was half asleep so I wasn't sure whether she was talking about a nude massage or a HE massage or if she had a friend? I was not prepared for this type of discussion. Anyway. I just told her I was a good boy. I have no idea why I said that. We all do stupid things. LOL Anyway, she finished me with a great massage. Damage was $80 plus $20 tip. I'll post some more later about other places.[/QUOTE]I've been with Darla too, but never asked for HE. Location, parking, and privacy is awesome. But definitely not worth $. 80 for HE, more so if no touching. Haven't repeated for the. 80 per hour massage. Don't feel it's worth it. IMHO

DM

If this CL add is correct, I'm definitely going there...

[url]http://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/ers/1106190623.html[/url]

Check out this girl at

[url]http://www.rayli.com.cn/0017/2007-12-22/L0017005_281213_3.html[/url]

I am getting the feeling that this "John" dude is actually Jen herself, putting those funky pics, maybe a way to entice more people to go to her? And has anyone deciphered what all that stuff means? ! Superman. My hero. This. That, whattaaaa!

Gentlemen, I'm new to the whole mongering scene and I finally decided to try out an AMP. I thought of my first choice is Nirvana. The thing is where is Nirvana? I searched through this thread and got to the monger map. However, when driving in that area, I couldn't see it. Is it hiding somewhere that can't be seen from the road?

Thanks,

Neo0001

Anyone know what's going on with Ichiban?

I called yesterday and no answer on the phone. Stopped by last night and the sign was on but the front wooden door was closed and locked. Saw a ladder and ceiling panels in the stairwell so I'm wondering if they are doing some remodeling or repair work. I rang the door bell but nobody opened up.

Ever notice when you go to Century Center, even the lobby smells of massage oil? Ever notice that on the specific floor of the massage, the oil smell is almost overwhelming?

Ever notice that only us pervs can smell that smell?

Ever notice that when you try to take a shower after a "legit" massage it takes so long to scrub off that oil everyone (providers) think you are jacking off in the shower?

Ever notice if a new provider doesn't put a towel on you in the beginning of a massage you get excited that you might get a HE later, but on the flip she covers you and bursts your bubble?

Ever notice after a while you get bored of going to one place in CC and wish there were other places that are better, so you look in the penny saver hoping to find new blood?

Ever notice when looking in the penny saver for new blood, you find nothing new, then go online to craigslist hoping for the same thing?

Ever noticed on craigslist that CC providers have 3-5 different phone numbers for their same place, but try to trick us into falling for it until we ask what room number?

Ever notice how providers that are poor in english speaking, pluralize or make singular words vice versa?

Ever notice when your stomach gets massaged, you feel like farting?

Ever notice even an ugly provider starts to look decent if she rubs close enough to your twig and berries?

Ever notice if there are two new providers and you make an appointment over the phone not knowing which is who, and hoping for the better one, the one you get is ugly and you want to switch but you don't want to hurt their feelings?

Ever notice that after a massage and maybe even a HE, the rest of the day or night seems pretty uneventful?

Ever notice after paying and tipping for a massage you start to ponder the things you could have bought, or the bills you could have paid with that money?

Ever notice Century Center parking sucks and the stalls are hard to find, and small? Ever notice when getting a parking pass from the parking lady, you feel small kine shame, because she'll know where you going?

Ever notice if a car is onthe other side of the parking attendant, you stall to ask for the parking pass because you don't want them to hear where you're going? Ever notice in the Century Center elevator you wonder if the real tenants are suspecting where you are going by looking at the floor number you press? Ever notice some of the tenants are the people getting massages with you? Ever notice, its very uncomfortable to make eye contact with another guy walking past you in a towel because hes probably in there to try and get a HE, just like you?

Ever notice bumping into a family member, friend, coworker or boss is extremely embarrassing?

Ever notice its also embarrassing when you try a new girl and you see your usual provider and think she might be jealous?

Ever notice hiding the towel to lie on the massage table hoping for a bare-assed massage does no good because there are a thousand other towels in the room that the provider can burst your bubble with.

Ever notice you have to take a shit after a good massage, but you heavily worry the stench might permeate through the door crack and poison the girls and other pervs outside?

Ever notice after 10:00pm, you wish you came earlier because the security guards give you a stink look and make you give them your license while you wait for the girl to come down so they know exactly where you are going? Ever notice after 10:00pm, the backside doors are locked, so it makes you have to go through the front, around the tensa-barrier and make "A? "

Ever notice the customers going to Aria probably know where you are going since you arent dressed nice enough to go to the fourth floor?

Ever notice you go to Century Center so much, you become un-phased by the "FBI/Police video sticker warning and know each of the six elevators personally? Ever notice most of the better massage places are on the 21st floor and up?

Ever notice the elevators for the 21st floors and up are never at the lobby, but take forever because their at the 4th floor or higher, and on their way up?

Ever notice when a pretty girl that youve never seen before at Century Center walks through the lobby, you hope to god she works as a massage girl, but she probably doesn't?

Ever notice that you start to really like Thai providers and they look great in their "environment, " but you start thinking if you actually dated one you might be ashamed to be seen with her, or your friends meet her?

Ever notice that all the money you give a provider for their services, plus everyone else that does too, probably made the providers save more money than whats in your own account?

Ever notice you probably would never go to these places if you had a girlfriend, had a good girlfriend, or had a good marriage?

Ever notice that after a while of having a girlfriend, a good girlfriend, or a good marriage, you still would come back because you are paying for variety, pampering and silence you would never get otherwise? Just some food for thought, got any others dudes?

Well, I haven't been going to any AMPs for a long time now, but decided to get back into it just this once. =) So the first place I go to is Fantasia which is right next to Alapai Cafe on Alapai Street. Anyways, I walk in and I'm greeted by the mama who tells me its all busy! She proceeds to tell me how she operates where she only has 4-5 girls per night and they close at 3:00 AM. Doh! Guys you must make an appointment b/c this joint's been getting lotta buiness it seems. The mama even has a police button keychain where when she presses it HPD will show up, maybe in 2 min because they're right next door. So I decided screw it, I'm not waiting 50 min for my shot at those chicks so I head on to Nirvana.

BTW, for the guy who asked for directions, Nirvana is on Young street nestled behind this Japanese/Korean restaurant facing mauka. So I go in and I had Coco, and I liked her right off the bat b/c of her smooth milky skin. A little light licking BBBJ with playful looks, but she doesn't rim, I THOUGHT you GUYS SAID SHE RIMMED? Anyway, she had a good dirty little attitude and it was no rush. CFS, mish, doggy, on top. Just a few extra pounds, but her great attitude and porcelain skin make up for it. B cups. Reminds me of Kimberly/Ruby from Ohana, but Coco is much better looking and playful, but Kimberly has D cups. Typical damage. 5/$. 5

Saw Jenn out at University several times and decided too many restrictions as far as kissing and tits. I just cannot give it my all. Not used to being treated like that. Too bad. Will take my time looking for another MILF.


Not likely to repeat.

Maybe Yuki at Kings. When she gets back. Nice..

[QUOTE=Showboatt]Saw Jenn out at University several times and decided too many restrictions as far as kissing and tits. I just cannot give it my all. Not used to be treated like that. Too bad. Will be looking for another MILF regular.


Not likely to repeat.
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She always says her breasts are sensitive! However, her bbbj is one of the best I've had and more than makes up for it.

[QUOTE=Jiro9673]If this CL add is correct, I'm definitely going there...

[url]http://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/ers/1106190623.html[/url]

Check out this girl at

[url]http://www.rayli.com.cn/0017/2007-12-22/L0017005_281213_3.html[/url][/QUOTE]

Nice cropping action to fool the tracking sites. There are so many images out there you gotta commend the web spiders for doing the job they do. I would do her as well.

[QUOTE=Few984]Anyone know what's going on with Ichiban?

I called yesterday and no answer on the phone. Stopped by last night and the sign was on but the front wooden door was closed and locked. Saw a ladder and ceiling panels in the stairwell so I'm wondering if they are doing some remodeling or repair work. I rang the door bell but nobody opened up.[/QUOTE]

They were open as of either Wed or Thurs. No one was available so I left. When I sobered up, I was happy I kept my money for another night. It's never a bad thing to discover more money than less in your wallet compared to what you remember! Possibly, they did not want the foot traffic if people were doing repairs to keep things discreet. Not sure.

Stay safe!

VS