Streetwalker Reports

[QUOTE=Lolligagger;2263778]If your goal in life is to be a Captain to a pill sick prostitute, at least be a good one.

Buy her a God damn phone.

I picked her up the other night, she looked really bad. She is circling the drain really fast.

She looks like a $15 trick right now. She has been wearing the same clothes for a week.

Come on Captain's, buy her some new clothes, and maybe let her use your parents shower.

Since you don't have a place of your own.[/QUOTE]I think they are living out the immortal words of Janis Joplin in "Me and Booby McGee, at least in their delusional minds!

Can someone please PM me lexi's new digits and possibly a pic if possible. She stood me up once before and I think that was because of larry moe and curly. I am thinking about getting a room tomorrow. Thanks.

[QUOTE=TastersChoice;2263871]Can someone please PM me lexi's new digits and possibly a pic if possible. She stood me up once before and I think that was because of larry moe and curly. I am thinking about getting a room tomorrow. Thanks.[/QUOTE]But Moe, Larry and Curly are presently being domesticated by the powers that be. Now might be the right time for Lexie to drain your kielbasi?? Of course, with her, one never knows if Shemp or Joe Besser are on her mind? She really has the need to be every bums' captain these days.

[QUOTE=PeterRammer;2263456]For awhile, it's very difficult to domesticate one of these tigresses. You are very likely to be seriously disappointed and taken for a ride. The call of the wild streets and dope boy is the tune they respond to best. Their addictive mind sets will drive you crazy, and there's little rhyme or reason to their behaviors. The old Miami Vice sound track is a fitting anthem for the working ladies:

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4ueaD22hg8[/URL][/QUOTE]Actually, I prefer this tune from the old Miami Vice, it has fit so many occasions in my life.

My favorite line is "Well, if you told me you were drowning, I would not lend a hand".

[URL]http://youtu.be/Vakv2xFH3Bc[/URL]

[QUOTE=EyeMyt;2263853]I think they are living out the immortal words of Janis Joplin in "Me and Booby McGee, at least in their delusional minds![/QUOTE]Joplin recorded that tune shortly before she overdosed. It was released after she had already passed. There may be a certain strange romanticism in the harlot, druggie street life, but the reaper is always just a dose away.

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IM0im3V8HlU[/URL]

[QUOTE=Monte3;2263381]Some years ago a guy I worked with and I were rolling the stroll in Tampa, He found this cute little girl and immediately started trying to adopt her. He went as far as moving her in his mom and dads house where he was living at the time. I'd see her out while he was working and always donate my. 20 to keep her happy. Long story short she did 5 yrs in Coleman, I believe, was released about 2 yrs ago, I look for her every now and again doubtful she'll return. An Internet check shows she's in the area.

Not sure what the point I'm making other than don't let them any where near anything you value and don't develop any emotional attachments.[/QUOTE]I did take her to my mom's (when she asked). She got so zooted, she was still high as a kite after the two hour drive down 75 south. It was a disaster. This was in 2012. She kept begging to stay with me. I eventually capitulated. Wouldn't you know it, we both got arrested that very same day which is how I almost lost my career. The story behind the arrest is so crazy my only conclusion is that God performed an intervention.

I then bonded her out and the next morning, Hillsborough County Sheriff's officers come knocking on my door saying her home state wanted to extradite her. Then she says she wants me to move up north, get married the whole nine. I held her ass down for 13 months. Right before she gets out, she decides I'm no longer the light of her life. She comes out clean, looking more beautiful than ever, but doesn't want shit to do with me other than calling when she needs 'help. '.

Unless you're prepared to deal with extreme heartbreak, it's in your best interest not to get too emotionally attached to these girls because the one time I did, it took me as low as I could get and I got nothing in return.

[QUOTE=PeterRammer;2263443]Has gone from the streets to BP is helpful when you scoop and negotiate. Shows the value of this site and of using our brains as well!! For the guys who only get to know her from BP, she will be highly over-priced. She can be fun, but as always YMMV.[/QUOTE]The truth is that even if you're paying street rates, these girls are still making more per hour than most members of the general population. Let's say you give an SW a 20. If she puts in 15 minutes of work, she could theoretically make another 20 within that hours. That's $40 an hour folks. If the members on this board made that much, we would probably be much higher up the food chain dealing with higher priced escorts on a regular basis. They'll give you a bunch of shit about losing their dignity and what not, but even the bottom feeding SWs who can maintain their clientele have the potential to make plenty, much less the ones charging 40 and 50. It's not our problem if they choose to invest their hard earned funds on recreational medication.

But isn't the point of this board to help each other find these gals? I was letting you know one of our favorites was out and it turned into a estrogen fest.

[QUOTE=MrFirePoker;2264293]The truth is that even if you're paying street rates, these girls are still making more per hour than most members of the general population. Let's say you give an SW a 20. If she puts in 15 minutes of work, she could theoretically make another 20 within that hours. That's $40 an hour folks. If the members on this board made that much, we would probably be much higher up the food chain dealing with higher priced escorts on a regular basis. They'll give you a bunch of shit about losing their dignity and what not, but even the bottom feeding SWs who can maintain their clientele have the potential to make plenty, much less the ones charging 40 and 50. It's not our problem if they choose to invest their hard earned funds on recreational medication.[/QUOTE]First thread below the fold. Please use, so we can discuss the important parts of mongering.

[QUOTE=Lolligagger;2263778]If your goal in life is to be a Captain to a pill sick prostitute, at least be a good one.

Buy her a God damn phone.

I picked her up the other night, she looked really bad. She is circling the drain really fast.

She looks like a $15 trick right now. She has been wearing the same clothes for a week.

Come on Captain's, buy her some new clothes, and maybe let her use your parents shower.

Since you don't have a place of your own.[/QUOTE]Captain hotline wanting to come over and take a shower. The 3rd of her 3 wonderful men had just been caught in the act; so she was ranting on and on. Lucky for me, I was still at work and I told her I'd call her back in 15 minutes. My phone blew up shortly thereafter, but I basically ignored her. Then she opted to texting. Blah, blah, blah. I've led that horse to the water on a number of occasions, but it just won't drink? He who chooses the role of Zee's Captain will essentially be Sisyphus. Have a go Captains and prove me wrong:

[URL]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Myth_of_Sisyphus[/URL]#Chapter_4:_The_Myth_of_Sisyphus.

[QUOTE=MrFirePoker;2264293]The truth is that even if you're paying street rates, these girls are still making more per hour than most members of the general population. Let's say you give an SW a 20. If she puts in 15 minutes of work, she could theoretically make another 20 within that hours. That's $40 an hour folks. If the members on this board made that much, we would probably be much higher up the food chain dealing with higher priced escorts on a regular basis. They'll give you a bunch of shit about losing their dignity and what not, but even the bottom feeding SWs who can maintain their clientele have the potential to make plenty, much less the ones charging 40 and 50. It's not our problem if they choose to invest their hard earned funds on recreational medication.[/QUOTE]Nah, I choose the streets because it's more fun than calling high end escorts. Something about the hunt. Finding them hiding in the shadows. Pulling up on one only to realize "hell no" and drive away. Eventually finding one cute enough and nice enough to drain my nuts. I actually might be dollars ahead by going to BP or higher end escorts because of the gas I spend playing this game. I am very very picky and will run through a tank of gas hunting, and at the end of the night if I haven't found one that meets my minimum standards, I'm happy to go home without. I don't settle.

And on that note, Lexie is about to drop off my do-able list if she doesn't straighten herself out.

Never saw her before. Early 20's long soft brown hair, thin, and wears tight little blue jean shorts. Her handler is a shorter bm POS who hangs near 38 ave and 33st. Bad news. Would NEVER repeat. Incall is hostile. She sprays her kitty wear with perfume. YMMV.

[QUOTE=Member#1658;2264754]Nah, I choose the streets because it's more fun than calling high end escorts. Something about the hunt. Finding them hiding in the shadows. Pulling up on one only to realize "hell no" and drive away. Eventually finding one cute enough and nice enough to drain my nuts. I actually might be dollars ahead by going to BP or higher end escorts because of the gas I spend playing this game. I am very very picky and will run through a tank of gas hunting, and at the end of the night if I haven't found one that meets my minimum standards, I'm happy to go home without. I don't settle.

And on that note, Lexie is about to drop off my do-able list if she doesn't straighten herself out.[/QUOTE]And you'd be surprised how many BP ladies walk from time to time throughout the strolls! Heaven aka Dominique in Tampa is one of my recent crossover favs, but there are many others if you take the time to look. Just like you can find gems at yard sales and thrift stores; their also on the streets as well.

[QUOTE=EyeMyt;2264440]First thread below the fold. Please use, so we can discuss the important parts of mongering.[/QUOTE]But I think Captains Corner is a great name for a seafood restaurant on the gulf!! Makes me hungry and, if I didn't know better, I'd probably scoop one of our fine ladies and take her there for a bite?

Back here on land, Char has returned to work after her extended hiatus. She's put on quite a bit of weight, but really knows how to worship a pocket python. She's been spotted on 34th Street by 9th Ave north.

Also ran into Sami recently on 54th Ave north near 37th Street. WSW, late 20's, slightly chubby, but attractive and quite fun.

The rate we donate to SW can make them a good living without their candy addiction.

Regarding candy addiction, I observed most SW ultimately quit the hobby when they get old and no mongers willing to meet them. The financial situation force them to quit. I have seen some of them back to staight life. Some of them become completely homeless, because they have no money to pay the cheap motel. Some of them just disappear forever. In fact, it is not that difficult to quit candy because from time to time they are forced to quit during their stay in their uncle's house. I have seen a few of SW get.

Crazier and sicker after they are able to make more donaton from us. One of the recent come out from her uncle's house SW is a best example. Their candy needs actually go with the amount of donation we give to them. It makes their sickness worse when our mongers donate them more, in fact. I found this truth from my own sympathy on them and gave them more donaton. At the end, I found the bigger donation had got them much worse in their candy hobby.

The other funny thing is that a lot of SW think they are way smart than mongers. When they lie to us about their kids in a hospital with 104 degree fever and they need to finich the business in a rush so that they can go to hospital by their kids side, they believe.

We are dumbass. Immediately, you can hear the pharmacist will call them on the phone to go to a candy party after they got our donation.

Lexi / Zee used to tell me that her captain is her bf came with her together years ago from Rode Island. She told me she is clean and no candy addiction. After she told me a couple of big lie, I stopped meeting her, because I keep a few of GFE SW for my regular.

Visiting. I mean, some SW told me that she has candy hobby but not very crazy on it. I am ok with that.

Like our PR said, it is their choices to go candy and we can do nothing for that.

Xx.

[QUOTE=MrFirePoker;2264293]The truth is that even if you're paying street rates, these girls are still making more per hour than most members of the general population. Let's say you give an SW a 20. If she puts in 15 minutes of work, she could theoretically make another 20 within that hours. That's $40 an hour folks. If the members on this board made that much, we would probably be much higher up the food chain dealing with higher priced escorts on a regular basis. They'll give you a bunch of shit about losing their dignity and what not, but even the bottom feeding SWs who can maintain their clientele have the potential to make plenty, much less the ones charging 40 and 50. It's not our problem if they choose to invest their hard earned funds on recreational medication.[/QUOTE]