Massage Parlor Reports

Lamporchair, you just saved my life. I was planning on making an appointment this weekend on account of the lack of AMPs around. I'll pass.

I deviated from my usual rules, and things turned out all right. I usually space out my visits to MPs or other providers. I have limited time and money, and the hobby, as we know, can be habit forming. However, after yesterday's disaster, I thought that I would try again. I called Sakura about 9:45 am and asked if Lisa was available. I was told that she was, I said that I would be there in 15 minutes, and the person on the phone (Lisa?) said that she would wait for me. When I got there, Lisa came to meet me, and I gave her the house fee. As I was starting to get undressed, she informed me that it was the wrong time on her personal calendar, and Sunny offered her services. That is what I had been trying to avoid, and I told myself earlier that I would not accept a switch, but, having gone that far, I continued. I am glad that I did. Looks =7, massage =8, ending (which actually was in the middle) =10. Other people have given different reports on Sunny, but, as always, YMMV. The only negative, which is not unique to this visit or this establishment, is that I seem to be experiencing a lot of 45 minute hours.

Any fun activity to do in this place?

[QUOTE=Golden3;4228371]As I was driving to Sakura, I passed Moon Spa (7001 Colerain). The sign was not lit up, and there were no cars in the parking lot. This was about 11:15 am.[/QUOTE]I stopped by around noon on Friday. Pulled in and tried the front door. Locked. Sign was off. Curious if anyone ever gets a chance to try it.

Sakura is a trek for me, but I finally had the time to get out there and give it a shot. Called ahead. Normal routine. Started with one masseuse and then someone else came in and after a couple of minutes a different person came in and asked if it was ok if she finished. She was cute and I was fine with that. Turns out this was Lisa, and my experience was even better than reported here. Great time. Left a little early, but that's fine with that level of service.

I know I'm not saying anything new here. Just want confirm and to thank all the previous reports. Stay safe out there.

[QUOTE=LamporChair;4229203]Run, don't walk. The OTHER DIRECTION!

This was an absolute waste of money. The massage was barely more than a light rub. Topless was an extra cost. The massage itself cost $120, and topless was another $80. So a total of $200. When she mentioned topless she had said her tipical expected tip was between $100-$300 WTF?

Now before you all say anything, I knew going in this was going to be more expensive. I wanted to check out other massage options. And post a clear report for reference to my fellows on here. I just didn't quite know to what extent exactly this was going to be a rip off. Chest was fine being touched, below the waste OTC was fine as well. Other than that? I'm guessing that's all there is. Plenty of teasing, but nothing to indicate more is available. Oh and after all this, I did NOT leave happy. The alarm went off 45 mins into the hour massage. No hot towel was offered, so I left covered in greasy mess. (For the record, whatever they use is a nightmare to get off in the shower).

Lamporchair does NOT recommend. Stay away, far away.

[URL]https://cincinnati.rubratings.com/132742[/URL][/QUOTE]My exact experience but with a different girl there. Only difference is it was with the other girl white girl. Cut it off at 40 mins on me and said the clock starts when you walk in the door. Very disappointing. No hot towel. Definitely a hustle with no reward. Will not return and I wish I could warn every person before they go in LOL.

[QUOTE=Truth100;4230958]My exact experience but with a different girl there. Only difference is it was with the other girl white girl. Cut it off at 40 mins on me and said the clock starts when you walk in the door. Very disappointing. No hot towel. Definitely a hustle with no reward. Will not return and I wish I could warn every person before they go in LOL.[/QUOTE]Not sure why anyone would visit these ladies. Nothing but upsells.

Well I wish the previous reports were a few days sooner. Although I am not nearly as disappointed as the others seem to be. I texted on wed requesting Monica the aa spinner, was told she would be in Friday. Set up a time and I can honestly say the pictures do not do her justice. She is the hottest woman I have ever gotten a massage from including the 6 in Thailand, which is my preference. $.20 for massage, $ for topless. I would have paid another $ for any kind of finish. She was stunning but no extras to be had. Easy enough set up and truly relaxing massage. Probably won't repeat unless she offers nuru, which I inquired about, was told not at this time. Thanks everyone stay safe.

Any AMPs around the area that will give a prostate exam?

I am in this area once a month for medical reasons. Mainly checkups. That's all you need to know. I was convinced and dead set on checking out the spot everyone's raving about. But did anyone else notice an excess amount of pork on this road? Is there a sale going on? Did the farmers decide it's time to open the gates and flood the street with swine?

Ffs there are other businesses. They know that rite. LOL The whole world and all of its tax paying revenue does not have to revolve around the milking of a few old bulls who've long been put out to pasture.

Hell my work even cut back overtime because of the Gov shutdown. Who the hell approved this as a national crisis.

I hit up a regular spot on the way home I'm reluctant to give any public advertisements on. Pms from non shady people are fine.

But you guys better be EXTRA careful.

[QUOTE=TapThat;4230981]Not sure why anyone would visit these ladies. Nothing but upsells.[/QUOTE]I went to see one of them once and had the same experience as everyone else. I knew better and only walked in with $100. I went to my car and I should have just left but sometimes your wrong head does the thinking.

Something else too. I was there about 8 pm and when I left empty handed (so to speak), I noticed a car in the lot with a gentleman inside of it who APPEARED to be watching the front door. Being as the lot was mostly empty, it was a bit obvious in my opinion. I almost forgot. She used some sort of coconut oil on me and didn't bother to wipe it off. Yeah poor experience all around.

[QUOTE=YtheLongFace;4233067]I went to see one of them once and had the same experience as everyone else. I knew better and only walked in with $100. I went to my car and I should have just left but sometimes your wrong head does the thinking.

Something else too. I was there about 8 pm and when I left empty handed (so to speak), I noticed a car in the lot with a gentleman inside of it who APPEARED to be watching the front door. Being as the lot was mostly empty, it was a bit obvious in my opinion. I almost forgot. She used some sort of coconut oil on me and didn't bother to wipe it off. Yeah poor experience all around.[/QUOTE]It's an office building and some people work late. The only one worth seeing for an overall experience was the other black spinner brittany. If ANYONE has her number PM me.

I haven't had many massages this year. I think my last was on Valentines day. Had recently started running again and having a little soreness. I really just wanted a decent massage, didn't care much about anything else. I arrived around 730 ish. Some other customer was getting a 4 hands table shower. If that was someone from the group, I'm sorry about interrupting your session. There were only 2 girls working, I was asked to wait, so I did. One woman was okay looking, the other was cute with a nice smile. I'd guess both to be around 30 to 40 years old. I got the okay looking one. She really gave a decent massage, so I got exactly what I wanted. No hints of anything else going on. I will probably return next time I have the itch to get a massage. I used to come here years ago, don't know if it was a different owner. Service was hit and miss back then.

Search the thread. I know I've reviewed them at least 4 times.

Stopped in today and it was BUSY. Got YuYu (last time she said YuMi as her name) but anyways, good massage like usual. She is worth it just for that. Also as usual, they wanted to negotiate the tip before the ending. She was asking $80/HJ and I was offering $40/HJ or $80/BJ. We settled in the middle with full access. Played with her tits and FIV as well.

Upon leaving, saw LEO watching the place. I had parked across the street due to the pretty full small lot they have. He asked me how it was and if I was happy etc. I just said it was all right.

Note: he was NOT there doing a speed trap. I waited quite awhile for him to leave and he didn't. Dozens of cars went by at a rate fast enough for a stop but he sat there watching the spa.

[QUOTE=Norbac1;4229807]Any fun activity to do in this place?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=HornyAsHell;4241579]Search the thread. I know I've reviewed them at least 4 times.

Stopped in today and it was BUSY. Got YuYu (last time she said YuMi as her name) but anyways, good massage like usual. She is worth it just for that. Also as usual, they wanted to negotiate the tip before the ending. She was asking $80/HJ and I was offering $40/HJ or $80/BJ. We settled in the middle with full access. Played with her tits and FIV as well.

Upon leaving, saw LEO watching the place. I had parked across the street due to the pretty full small lot they have. He asked me how it was and if I was happy etc. I just said it was all right.

Note: he was NOT there doing a speed trap. I waited quite awhile for him to leave and he didn't. Dozens of cars went by at a rate fast enough for a stop but he sat there watching the spa.[/QUOTE]Drove by today and say the same thing. Looked like he was shooting laser for speed. As stated though he wasn't!