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[QUOTE=FatWhiteGuy;6835331]I think she's full of crap. Never replied to texts, IG's and she was even on SDM. Got nothin from her. She just likes to shake her awesome tits on camera for money like all the other dumb attention seeking hoors. Her price is perfect tho but I don't have the time to deal with teens anymore. GoodLuck.[/QUOTE]I'm starting to see a tread in all this and my finding is leading up to an agency known as Palm Leaf Studios.

[URL]https://www.palmleaf.studio[/URL]

Also, I found a similar profile on Tryst that promotes the same thing as was supposed to be in town only to switch it up to a different town. This crap upsets me especially since these OF models are buying followers to inflate their social media presence enough to lead someone into their OF.

When is the age difference too much? The only ages that matter are underage (never go there) and unfortunate age when we are too old to physically enjoy a woman's body.

Should an old boomer forego having a drop dead gorgeous Z on his arm? Why are you even asking this question? Most, if not all strive for this.

How do I escape possible addiction? Enjoy the ride as much as you can afford. Don't catch feelings. Know that it will end some day.

Or should I just ride the whirlwind until it collapses? Yes!

The answers will be moot if she never shows up / answers again. Be an optimist, not pessimistic. Why would she not answer again?

[QUOTE=ShadowKnight;6835371]Anyone try this challenge? Seems too good to be true.

[URL]https://milfy.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/districtofcolumbia/northernvirginia/166806591[/URL][/QUOTE]I texted her earlier this morning to get the specifics. She said her usual HH donation is 160 and if you pop twice within the HH it increases to 180. If you don't the donation goes down to 140.

[QUOTE=Unclebadtouch;6837294]I texted her earlier this morning to get the specifics. She said her usual HH donation is 160 and if you pop twice within the HH it increases to 180. If you don't the donation goes down to 140.[/QUOTE]140-160-180 for BJ is insane to me. I'd never try that challenge.

[QUOTE=OldBoomer;6836870]When is the age difference too much?

Should an old boomer forego having a drop dead gorgeous Z on his arm?

How do I escape possible addiction?

Or should I just ride the whirlwind until it collapses?

The answers will be moot if she never shows up / answers again.[/QUOTE]Honestly, that depends on each of us and our tastes, preferences, family dynamics, and other considerations. To each his own.

The typical 18-year-old woman in our modern culture, besides being legal, is probably not a virgin. Still, her experience is likely limited to young teenage men trying to imitate the porn actors banging porn actresses on the videos they watch. That doesn't always work out well in real life.

As far as providers, I prefer women with some experience. I want someone who knows what she's doing. However, I'm also hesitant to meet up with providers who are young enough that I could be their grandfather. That's not my cup of tea, so to speak. Some of the best experiences I've had in the hobby were with providers in their 30's and 40's who know how to please a man, and who were also decent human beings. Those experiences were also mutually pleasing; I enjoyed pleasuring them as much as they pleasured me. But those experiences never carried over into real life.

In real life, I made the mistake of dating two providers. Fellow mongers, take my advice: you don't want to do that.

The greatest age gap I've had in any of my real-life relationships was 11 years, and both of us were grown-ass adults. Maybe a few years extra would be OK now, but I want a real-life girlfriend with plenty of maturity. Also, there's something to be said about having a partner who doesn't consider Vietnam, Watergate, stagflation, or some of the other experiences of my teen years and young adulthood to be ancient history.

I have a slightly younger cousin whose oldest grandson is in his mid 20's. Bringing a girlfriend his age or younger to a family gathering would cause some consternation, at least among my relatives. That's another reason I want to keep age gaps reasonable in real life.

All that and a few dollars will buy you coffee at a convenience store, maybe a little more at a coffee shop. But those are my thoughts on the matter.

Anyone spend time with Joyce recently?

Usually she is pretty responsive, wondering if she has a new number, the last 4 I am using is 4075.

[QUOTE=BBanks5275;6837778]Anyone spend time with Joyce recently?

Usually she is pretty responsive, wondering if she has a new number, the last 4 I am using is 4075.[/QUOTE]I actually reached out to her twice last week and got no response. Ended up visiting Helen for a very enjoyable experience. BTW, Helen and her roommate (another provider, but no FS) will be moving into a 2-BR place next week (same building).

[QUOTE=BBanks5275;6837778]Anyone spend time with Joyce recently?

Usually she is pretty responsive, wondering if she has a new number, the last 4 I am using is 4075.[/QUOTE]She's on vacation right now, not sure when she will return.

My only go too's were Monica, Brooklyn, and Pretty Mya.

Would like CIM or facial for sub 120.

-ShadowKnight.

[QUOTE=ShadowKnight;6838790]My only go too's were Monica, Brooklyn, and Pretty Mya.

Would like CIM or facial for sub 120.

-ShadowKnight.[/QUOTE]Monica has been in Tampa for a few months, not sure when or if she plans to return.

[QUOTE=BBanks5275;6838902]Monica has been in Tampa for a few months, not sure when or if she plans to return.[/QUOTE]I don't think Monica is coming back. And Pretty Mya has relocated with her new man. Brooklyn spent some time on "vacation" I think, but she had screwed some folks over too prior to her going away.

Now if you can catch up with Michelle you’ll be in luck. I’m not sure she’s taking new clients though. She’s the real throat goat of the area now.

[QUOTE=RangerBoats;6838332]I actually reached out to her twice last week and got no response. Ended up visiting Helen for a very enjoyable experience. BTW, Helen and her roommate (another provider, but no FS) will be moving into a 2-BR place next week (same building).[/QUOTE]Not sure that is correct FS was on the table for both of them.

[QUOTE=JackGolfer53;6839810]Not sure that is correct FS was on the table for both of them.[/QUOTE]Helen did tell me about the pending move.

Maybe it was just me but pretty Mya did my CBJ for 40, every time we met. No rush.

I never banged her. I always wanted to try Greek though. But her body was built too much like a fullback for me. But the mouth love she gave was always decent. She made sure that skeeted in the bag every time.

[QUOTE=ShadowKnight;6838790]My only go too's were Monica, Brooklyn, and Pretty Mya.

Would like CIM or facial for sub 120..[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BBanks5275;6838902]Monica has been in Tampa for a few months, not sure when or if she plans to return.[/QUOTE]Does she have a x account?

Does the LCS that operates out of Fairfax, offer BBFS? Or it was just the a specific girl at the time, just wondering?

[QUOTE=LowerBackPain;6636184]Same here KIT, but my experiences have all been on the AMP side of the hobby. My preference is for the older ladies, but those that are still thin and with natural (unenhanced) boobs. My primary (and the oldest I've encountered) is Ruby at LavenderSpa off Braddock and Duke Streets in Alexandria.

Kindly message me any others that you come across (either escort or AMP provider).

Play safe.[/QUOTE]I realize this post is dated but I too prefer the older providers. I've experienced the PM and HJ from TK Tina. Went to see the other Tina but the Spa has since changed ownership. I hear this Ruby is at Lavender and one other Spa at times. I'm coming up from Stafford. Do you know if Ruby is still around? Either Lavender or the other spa?

For those of you who haven't been f'd over by Brooklynn, it appears she's back on the scene in Fredrick, MD.

Having difficulty getting in to see Tyson's providers Helen and Cake. I wonder if they read the Forum, I hear many of them do. The next time one you see her, in passing and just as you're about to leave, ask if you can send a friend. She may even offer you a finders or reference discount on your next visit.

[QUOTE=RangerBoats;6838332]I actually reached out to her twice last week and got no response. Ended up visiting Helen for a very enjoyable experience. BTW, Helen and her roommate (another provider, but no FS) will be moving into a 2-BR place next week (same building).[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=LowerBackPain;6841336]Having difficulty getting in to see Tyson's providers Helen and Cake. I wonder if they read the Forum, I hear many of them do. The next time one you see her, in passing and just as you're about to leave, ask if you can send a friend. She may even offer you a finders or reference discount on your next visit.[/QUOTE]I have seen Helen a couple of times but Cake has never responded to any of my texts which I find very odd.

[QUOTE=BrickMane;6840857]Does the LCS that operates out of Fairfax, offer BBFS? Or it was just the a specific girl at the time, just wondering?[/QUOTE]Really depends on the girl and the handler doesn't set the rules from my experience. Bare can be uncommon, but it's a combination of the vibe, funds, etc. Having test results might help, but translating the results or showing proof might be a buzz killer or time waster. The rotation is too frequent to dial a girl in if you want to rizz her into going raw, but who knows?

[QUOTE=LowerBackPain;6841336]Having difficulty getting in to see Tyson's providers Helen and Cake. I wonder if they read the Forum, I hear many of them do. The next time one you see her, in passing and just as you're about to leave, ask if you can send a friend. She may even offer you a finders or reference discount on your next visit.[/QUOTE]Helen was moving into her new apt yesterday, so my guess is she is taking a few days off.

Question: has anyone visited the ACS based in Ashburn (I think). Phone # ends in 6694. I'm curious about the location and talent level. Thanks in advance.

Had a dream and in it she opened the door wearing nothing, looked just like her photos, plump ass, pretty face and everything. She was in a fun friendly mood and obliged to all my position requests. Non GFE so everything is covered, only thing I could put my mouth on was her melons and pounded away until finish. She has a great body, couldn't Keep my hands off, despite non GFE, she's super friendly. Was only there for a short time, she lets you take video for extra, msog is extra as well.

[URL]https://privatedelights.ch/USA/Virginia/Lincolnia/Aaliyah03[/URL]

I tried to go to the ACS in Fairfax. Got to the parking lot and they told me to wait a little while. After a while, I had to bolt. Of course as soon as I left, I got the text that they were ready for me. Has anyone else tried? There are a couple of reviews on TER.

[URL]https://nova-femaleescorts.bedpage.com/fairfax-4-hands-special-200/23164153.html[/URL]

[QUOTE=OldBoomer;6836870]When is a dream too crazy?

After perhaps too much sensory starvation induced sleep, a dream may have happened a bridge too far (youngsters look up the movie) and I find myself on the far side of the river Styx with common sense retreating without me.

FIRST Do not bother asking me for names or numbers. For now this dream is not reachable even by old boomers.

In this dream, an old boomer meets up with a Z generation low volume provider. The first dream visit was extremely good. The menu was limited and safe, but the body was the best dream I have been with in 10 years. After festivities, we had a long talk about the business. I managed to stay away two weeks.

The second visit was scheduled easily and in a most friendly way. As the fog of dreamworld began, a call came asking to bring wine. Easily done. What followed was a full on GFE. Pick from this menu of everything you have ever done with a woman including: . Censored. I dreamt all this and more, well no back door, but that too was well viewed.

Cool down, shower together, nice talk, let's do lunch. It is a lot of fun for an old boomer to dream of helping a beautiful Z dress. Especially if she has had a few glasses of wine (or was the bottle empty?) and no underwear.

The dress was tight but the headlights kept slipping out. Do you get the sense that there was some crazy going on here?

Lunch at a nice place. Frowns by women, jaw drops by men. Dam this dream woman was good looking. Great lunch, easy talk, a short shopping stop (she bought things not me) back to the room for desert. It was a sweet hard candy dessert with a booty view and my favorite finish. Let's just say there was nothing left to clean up.

Ok here are the question fellow mongers.

When is the age difference too much?

Should an old boomer forego having a drop dead gorgeous Z on his arm?

How do I escape possible addiction?

Or should I just ride the whirlwind until it collapses?

The answers will be moot if she never shows up / answers again.

Oldboomer.

Away until next week.[/QUOTE]OB don't forget to play the lotto! You ran into great luck and a dream situation, congratulations! Unfortunately you and I know well these situation-ship's always end, many times short lived. Keep drinking until it goes dry. Take the young lady to an inexpensive weekend Cancun / Caribbean trip, experience a little slice of heaven.

Currently I'm in the free bird stage; wham bam, thank you ma'am mentality. Just today I explored a young, perfect bodied mamasita with the prettiest kitty I have ever seen. But I'm sure I will later seek the connection you speak of, you found a winner.

Also, don't be so stingy! Share a pic or two so we can cheer you on from the sidelines!

[QUOTE=CoolSummers;6842170]Had a dream and in it she opened the door wearing nothing, looked just like her photos, plump ass, pretty face and everything. She was in a fun friendly mood and obliged to all my position requests. Non GFE so everything is covered, only thing I could put my mouth on was her melons and pounded away until finish. She has a great body, couldn't Keep my hands off, despite non GFE, she's super friendly. Was only there for a short time, she lets you take video for extra, msog is extra as well.

[URL]https://privatedelights.ch/USA/Virginia/Lincolnia/Aaliyah03[/URL][/QUOTE]She doesn't publish her rates in her PD ad, which for me usually means a pass. But she's cute so, if the price is right, even a non-GFE session might be worth it. Also, what is her upcharge for MSOG?

But price is the key, because something that's a good deal at one price might be exorbitant at another.

[QUOTE=CoolSummers;6842170]Had a dream and in it she opened the door wearing nothing, looked just like her photos, plump ass, pretty face and everything. She was in a fun friendly mood and obliged to all my position requests. Non GFE so everything is covered, only thing I could put my mouth on was her melons and pounded away until finish. She has a great body, couldn't Keep my hands off, despite non GFE, she's super friendly. Was only there for a short time, she lets you take video for extra, msog is extra as well.

[URL]https://privatedelights.ch/USA/Virginia/Lincolnia/Aaliyah03[/URL][/QUOTE]What's the damage? Don't feel like texting her for rates.

I've visited both Tina and Cherry several times but have yet to ask about a duo. I asked the handler and was told it was possible, so I tried it. Showed up at Tina's place and she had no idea. So I asked for another girl and she got on the phone and said no problem. A few minutes later, Cherry shows up. They seemed to get along fine, but let me say this: it was not the experience I hoped for. Tina gives a BJ while Cherry kisses my chest. I had to ask for them to switch and was not getting the BJ from them at the same time. FF to the main event and Tina seemed more into it as she plays with the boys while I'm doing my thing. When I asked to switch, they changed the cover and wiped me down. Sort of a mood killer. Cherry did not do much after that, and I finished on Tina.

I would not repeat the duo, as I could see on Tina's face that she really wasn't into it, but she assured me it was fine. If you are looking for a passionate, involved threesome with these two, look elsewhere. Otherwise, stick with one-on-one with either of the two. It would have been a better experience and saved me double the cost.

There are three gals in the ad and Skylar definitely caught my eye. Trying to set up, but she keeps asking if I'm the law and asked for a dick pic to prove I'm not. Not sure where in Alexandria / Springfiekd they are now and if they share a room or have a handler. Any info? Looked up the number and it appears to be a digital or burner and there's barely any internet history with the search.

[URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/northern-virginia/female-escorts/caucasian_e/new-girl-fun-and-freaky-call-m/354041311833[/URL]

[QUOTE=BenDhover;6842868]OB don't forget to play the lotto! You ran into great luck and a dream situation, congratulations! Unfortunately you and I know well these situation-ship's always end, many times short lived. Keep drinking until it goes dry. Take the young lady to an inexpensive weekend Cancun / Caribbean trip, experience a little slice of heaven.

Currently I'm in the free bird stage; wham bam, thank you ma'am mentality. Just today I explored a young, perfect bodied mamasita with the prettiest kitty I have ever seen. But I'm sure I will later seek the connection you speak of, you found a winner.

Also, don't be so stingy! Share a pic or two so we can cheer you on from the sidelines![/QUOTE]Thanks to all of you who responded to my Crazy post. Unfortunately she is still in the wind. Her posts are down and there are no pics.

I have seen another nice lady recently and I will post about her later.

Oldboomer.

[QUOTE=Jamesathome;6843134]I've visited both Tina and Cherry several times but have yet to ask about a duo. I asked the handler and was told it was possible, so I tried it. Showed up at Tina's place and she had no idea. So I asked for another girl and she got on the phone and said no problem. A few minutes later, Cherry shows up. They seemed to get along fine, but let me say this: it was not the experience I hoped for. Tina gives a BJ while Cherry kisses my chest. I had to ask for them to switch and was not getting the BJ from them at the same time. FF to the main event and Tina seemed more into it as she plays with the boys while I'm doing my thing. When I asked to switch, they changed the cover and wiped me down. Sort of a mood killer. Cherry did not do much after that, and I finished on Tina.

I would not repeat the duo, as I could see on Tina's face that she really wasn't into it, but she assured me it was fine. If you are looking for a passionate, involved threesome with these two, look elsewhere. Otherwise, stick with one-on-one with either of the two. It would have been a better experience and saved me double the cost.[/QUOTE]It has been discussed here several times that neither of them seem to like one another. But money talks so the money forced them into doing a duo together and they probably were just counting the minutes down to get it over with.

[QUOTE=JmSuttr;6842915]She doesn't publish her rates in her PD ad, which for me usually means a pass. But she's cute so, if the price is right, even a non-GFE session might be worth it. Also, what is her upcharge for MSOG?

But price is the key, because something that's a good deal at one price might be exorbitant at another.[/QUOTE]2/3/4.

Msog extra 2.

[URL]https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/ashley-escort-northern-virginia-990794[/URL]

Says here she's inactive but does anyone have any intel.

[QUOTE=Xcvxxx;6844680][URL]https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/ashley-escort-northern-virginia-990794[/URL]

Says here she's inactive but does anyone have any intel.[/QUOTE]As far as I know last year was her last year and she's retired.

Hey guys if you're looking for a guaranteed hassle free good time Kim is coming back to Woodbridge tomorrow.

[URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/woodbridge-va/female-escorts/caucasian_w/cum-wet-me-up--cum-****-me-out/366317383816[/URL]

Does anyone have any experience with this one? I thought of pulling the trigger, but I was hoping someone had some intel before I do. She goes by several names but the number and pics always stayed the same.

[URL]https://adultsearch.com/us/washington-dc/washington-dc/body-rubs/3163796[/URL]

[QUOTE=LuckyLuciano00;6844782]As far as I know last year was her last year and she's retired.[/QUOTE]Correct. Maybe a year ago (Spring 2023) Ash said she was retiring. Then Destiny took her place. Very similar build, similar menu (except Destiny would also kiss your body, just no lips or.), bubbly personality etc. Apperently Ash gave Destiny all of her old regulars (myself included) contact info. Destiny never reached out first though, just waited. I dreamed of Destiny a few times and had a lot of fun, besides her somewhat limited menu. Ash did make a couple of appearances late last summer / early fall. She had a new number, as did I. Unfortunately I never got to see Ash during her brief reappearances. Then shortly there after (late summer / early fall) Destiny also stopped posting. So now neither seem to be coming to the area, and or are retired. Ash said she was trying to retire, and Destiny went in to further details with me (Ash is supposedly trying to start a career / go to school). Destiny told me she herself only does this when she needs a little extra money. She mentioned she does this sometimes too in Myrtle Beach. But she vanished as well, and Spring is when I tended to see Ash's adds really start to appear again the past few years, so we shall see. But I think both are retired now, and we may not be seeing them again, at least not any time soon. I'd say just keep your eyes on Skip and I believe PD and Mega.

Would love to dream of either or both of them again, so if anyone has any intel, please share.

Thanks.

[QUOTE=PixelsAndGrids;6843325]There are three gals in the ad and Skylar definitely caught my eye. Trying to set up, but she keeps asking if I'm the law and asked for a dick pic to prove I'm not. Not sure where in Alexandria / Springfiekd they are now and if they share a room or have a handler. Any info? Looked up the number and it appears to be a digital or burner and there's barely any internet history with the search.

[URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/northern-virginia/female-escorts/caucasian_e/new-girl-fun-and-freaky-call-m/354041311833[/URL][/QUOTE]Skylar definitely looks like she does backdoor but do not like all those marks on the leg, habits.

Early morning I was finally able to set an appointment with Rose, pictures are definitely up to date, I was a little skeptical because of how she covers her face on the pictures, she was using heavy make up today, that right there would be a red flag for me, but she gave me a positive vibe as soon I entered the room, we introduced to each other, she flashed me and let me play with those perky and puffy nipples, those pictures do not make her any justice. Yes, she might smoke sum trees, but that's what makes her a good date. She, didn't gave me any rule or try to rush me, basically asked me what I wanted to do and we went from there. I didn't hear any negative or complaint during the session, in fact I honestly think she enjoy her job. Idk how long she is going to be around Landmark, couple days before she was in hoodbridge or somewhere around there.

Can anyone recommend any redheads? Pm open, willing to trade.