Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Maverick168;6145610]Recently joined and thought I'd post my first review. And sad to say I got taken for a ride. I chalk it up to nerves and excitement that derailed my judgement haha. So after reading lots about Simple Massage, I thought I'd give it a try and see if Cici was available. I called around 11:30 asking if she was available and the person on the phone just said sure come in. When I got there I opened the door and it was empty other than 2 ladies, both older looking. One stood up and I said I had an appointment with Cici and she responded that she was Cici. I started doing a quick up and down seeing if she was the one all the reviews were talking about but I didn't see any outstanding features other than her rack so I figured it was her.

Impressions.

L 5-6. She's definitely mid to late 40's or maybe even early 50's. She had long hair and tons of makeup to hide her age. Really just too much makeup for my liking. She wore a white crop top and some very very colorful yoga pants. Zero ass. And I noticed a large tattoo on her lower back. She does have a bit of a midsection going. The only saving grace was her rack.

A- She was nice enough and cordial.

S- I only got a HJ because I didn't want to go all in on my first time and it was the right decision for me. She started out with light touching down my back down to my ass and then like after a minute told me to flip. The HJ was just whatever. A little moaning here and there from her. She lifted her top up and I got to suckle on her breasts a bit and just fondled her for the entire time. She just kept saying "softer softer. " My god woman, I'm barely squeezing. A total turn off. I tried to pull down her yoga pants. She let me for a little bit but eventually pulled back and pulled her pants back up hahaha. But she really has no ass. I just focused on her tits. She gave some compliments here and there and after the deed was done she asked if I still wanted the massage. I said yes. The massage was actually decent albeit short. She did this thing where she knelt on my legs and back and just kneaded all the knots out. I was quite relaxed after.

E. This is the kicker. I ended up paying 140 total:(I could have sworn I asked for a HHR but when I got into the room, she said it was 60. I was a bit shocked but like I said, nerves, and so I gave in. Then she asked what I was looking for. I made a gesture for a HJ and she was like, "only a HJ?" She then asked what I was going to tip her. I remembered mostly everyone here said a HJ is another 40. So I went with that. She laughed it off and said no way. Ugh. She then said 60 and I said "topless?" I had to see that rack everyone was raving about. She then laughed again and said 70. I said fine. I gave her 80 because I didn't have change. Well guess what. She never gave me change hahaha. Not surprising but a ***** move on her part. This really just ruined the time for me because of the shadiness. She just nickle and dimed me. At the end of it she was like bring more money next time. I did ask her how much would CFS cost and she said 160.

Are. That's a negative. I chalk up the money spent as a life experience but I won't be going back to see her. There was another lady there who looked older and I wondered if that was NeNe that other people have talked about but even then I wouldn't see her either.

Well that's it. My first foray into AMP. I hope this is helpful. Turned out Cici just wasn't for me. If my report format is all that let me know what else you'd want to know or how I can improve.

If anyone can recommend a younger HJ provider, preferably petite and non asian but petite asian is good too, I'd greatly appreciate it. I'm still searching for that 80-90 otd range. Read about a Vivian at Angel Spa but not sure if she still works there or what days. A PM would be great. Hope to add more as I dive into the rabbit hole.

That's all folks![/QUOTE]160 $ For FS? She must be crazy.

[QUOTE=WhoreMaster91;6147411]160 $ For FS? She must be crazy.[/QUOTE]Yet another reason why I won't be returning. Haha. She's got an ego on her if she thinks she's worth that. Hoping I can find one who I can build a rapport with and won't be underhanded. I did forget to mention that Cici wanted all payment up front. Ugh.

Went to happy massage and saw Emily. She was one of the prettiest providers I've seen given her age was probably in the 30's. Our session consist of a nice massage and then on the flip the fun began. She gave me some great bbj and then cfs after that. I went by today to see her again and it seems she is gone and the number she was using doesn't work anymore. Was wondering if someone here could pm if you got her wechat or knows where she went. Thanks yall and happy hunting.

[QUOTE=SaltyDog;6126235]Shirley should have her own thread. I tried but I guess Admin won't allow.

Last time I seen her was 15-20 years ago when she and another were a SGV legend. When I seen her she was built like a tank. Thick but not fat everywhere. I'm guessing 150# guys / gals and maybe 5'5", she still thick like that? I ain't going to see her again after she helped herself to my wallet. Yes she grabbed my pants took the wallet out then I grabbed it back. She got another 20 out of me. More more more she wanted as though she deserved a lot more, she didn't get it. 20 yes but that's it. Back then I'm guessing she at least 55 yo so now I'll betcha she's 70+.

The only other legend alive right now is the Japanese granny Yumida out there in Highland. If you've ever seen Asian granny porn that's right up your alley. Yep you're right she's still active. So if you drive out there spend the hour and enjoy she's the last legends active.

Why she's working who knows maybe she enjoys her work.[/QUOTE]This post has me thinking, does anyone know of another place with old providers? Honestly it's a fantasy of mine to get HE or FS from a granny, especially if they're big / BBW.

Made another couple visits to Angel:

Cici. L: Average mid-30's asian lady, small Cs w / nice nips, ok ass. On the short side of average height. A: Friendly enough, a little pushy, but not too bad. S: She gave the typical ok massage, but she does great on the tease. Definitely likes to focus on the b-hole and made nice little moans / breaths on each stroke. On the flip, got her titties out and pants down, but panties stayed up. Sucked a titty for a bit and rubbed her ass (nowhere near as nice as Vivian's). After the pop, nice clean-up. E: . 4 hhr, tried to give. 4 for the HE, but she insisted on more. Gave her. 5. At least it came after. Are / are: Yes & yes. I'd like to see if she go full PM.

Lisa. L: Cute young (mid-20's?) asian girl, As w / little nipples / areolas, not much ass at all, kinda short. A: Bubbly personality, but more of a shark than Vivian or Cici. S: Weak massage with some teasing. Interestingly, she started blowing on my bunghole. That was kinda nice. On the flip, I had to haggle just to get her tiny little titties out. HE was decent. E: . 4 hhr, she got. 6 out of me for the HE. Are / are: If you like 'them tiny & cute w / boyish figure, sure. Not going back to her myself, though. Not worth it.

A week later, thought I'd go down the street a bit to check out Elite:

Maggie. L: By far the hottest one I've drawn, including a trip to OC. 30 ish Asian girl, average height, but an amazing figure. Curvy w / a nice plump ass, and very nice natural (if they were MM, she's owes that surgeon lifetime BJs) Ds. She called herself "fat," but I don't agree at all. A little round tummy, but not saggy at all. A: Very friend personality, made small talk here and there. Liked to joke a bit. S: She tried to give a decent massage, but you can tell she was a novice at that. Not a whole lot of teasing. On the flip, FS was on the table, but I only brought in enough cash for a HE with her dress off. I was able to get her to take a titty out, and damn, what a beautiful sight. Her technique was very nice, going back and forth between different strokes. I alternated between rubbing and squeezing her thick ass and her luscious titty, and rubbing her pussy over her tiny thong (she said, not inside). Her nips are sensitive, so she said rub ok, but no pinch. She does a good job with the fake moans and dirty talk. She was saying, "You want to cum in my mouth? All over my face?" Best English she had the whole time! LOL. After a few minutes, she had me shooting like old faithful. I got hit down by my ankle. E: She didn't give me a room fee when I asked for hhr, so I just gave her. 4 and she was ok with that. The HE in a thong and bra w / a titty out cost me. 6. She said FS would've been $. 2. When I asked about a BJ, she said $, but I only do for a little. I think the FS is worth it for her. Are / are: YES and YES. She wasn't sure when she'd be working there except for saying, This week, but I want to try to see her again, and no leaving extra cash in the car this time. I'm coming locked & loaded.

Happy hunting. Might try ACU or Ivy next.

[QUOTE=DltAway13;6152407]Made another couple visits to Angel:

Cici. L: Average mid-30's asian lady, small Cs w / nice nips, ok ass. On the short side of average height. A: Friendly enough, a little pushy, but not too bad. S: She gave the typical ok massage, but she does great on the tease. Definitely likes to focus on the b-hole and made nice little moans / breaths on each stroke. On the flip, got her titties out and pants down, but panties stayed up. Sucked a titty for a bit and rubbed her ass (nowhere near as nice as Vivian's). After the pop, nice clean-up. E: . 4 hhr, tried to give. 4 for the HE, but she insisted on more. Gave her. 5. At least it came after. Are / are: Yes & yes. I'd like to see if she go full PM.

Lisa. L: Cute young (mid-20's?) asian girl, As w / little nipples / areolas, not much ass at all, kinda short. A: Bubbly personality, but more of a shark than Vivian or Cici. S: Weak massage with some teasing. Interestingly, she started blowing on my bunghole. That was kinda nice. On the flip, I had to haggle just to get her tiny little titties out. HE was decent. E: . 4 hhr, she got. 6 out of me for the HE. Are / are: If you like 'them tiny & cute w / boyish figure, sure. Not going back to her myself, though. Not worth it.

A week later, thought I'd go down the street a bit to check out Elite:

Maggie. L: By far the hottest one I've drawn, including a trip to OC. 30 ish Asian girl, average height, but an amazing figure. Curvy w / a nice plump ass, and very nice natural (if they were MM, she's owes that surgeon lifetime BJs) Ds.[/QUOTE]Around where is Maggie? You make here seem really hot and wanted LOL.

Does anyone know if Sophia still works at Rill Spa (formerly Ocean SPA)?? Heard some good stories about her and would like to pay her a visit. Last report was from Feb so not sure if anyone has seen her since. TIA!

[QUOTE=DltAway13;6152407]Made another couple visits to Angel:

Cici. L: Average mid-30's asian lady, small Cs w / nice nips, ok ass. On the short side of average height. A: Friendly enough, a little pushy, but not too bad. S: She gave the typical ok massage, but she does great on the tease. Definitely likes to focus on the b-hole and made nice little moans / breaths on each stroke. On the flip, got her titties out and pants down, but panties stayed up. Sucked a titty for a bit and rubbed her ass (nowhere near as nice as Vivian's). After the pop, nice clean-up. E: . 4 hhr, tried to give. 4 for the HE, but she insisted on more. Gave her. 5. At least it came after. Are / are: Yes & yes. I'd like to see if she go full PM.

Lisa. L: Cute young (mid-20's?) asian girl, As w / little nipples / areolas, not much ass at all, kinda short. A: Bubbly personality, but more of a shark than Vivian or Cici. S: Weak massage with some teasing. Interestingly, she started blowing on my bunghole. That was kinda nice. On the flip, I had to haggle just to get her tiny little titties out. HE was decent. E: . 4 hhr, she got. 6 out of me for the HE. Are / are: If you like 'them tiny & cute w / boyish figure, sure. Not going back to her myself, though. Not worth it.

A week later, thought I'd go down the street a bit to check out Elite:

Maggie. L: By far the hottest one I've drawn, including a trip to OC. 30 ish Asian girl, average height, but an amazing figure. Curvy w / a nice plump ass, and very nice natural (if they were MM, she's owes that surgeon lifetime BJs) Ds. She called herself "fat," but I don't agree at all. A little round tummy, but not saggy at all. A: Very friend personality, made small talk here and there. Liked to joke a bit. S: She tried to give a decent massage, but you can tell she was a novice at that. Not a whole lot of teasing. On the flip, FS was on the table, but I only brought in enough cash for a HE with her dress off. I was able to get her to take a titty out, and damn, what a beautiful sight. Her technique was very nice, going back and forth between different strokes. I alternated between rubbing and squeezing her thick ass and her luscious titty, and rubbing her pussy over her tiny thong (she said, not inside). Her nips are sensitive, so she said rub ok, but no pinch. She does a good job with the fake moans and dirty talk. She was saying, "You want to cum in my mouth? All over my face?" Best English she had the whole time! LOL. After a few minutes, she had me shooting like old faithful. I got hit down by my ankle. E: She didn't give me a room fee when I asked for hhr, so I just gave her. 4 and she was ok with that. The HE in a thong and bra w / a titty out cost me. 6. She said FS would've been $. 2. When I asked about a BJ, she said $, but I only do for a little. I think the FS is worth it for her. Are / are: YES and YES. She wasn't sure when she'd be working there except for saying, This week, but I want to try to see her again, and no leaving extra cash in the car this time. I'm coming locked & loaded.

Happy hunting. Might try ACU or Ivy next.[/QUOTE]Decided to look for Maggie based on this post. Went up to Elite today and found Lisa answering the door. She's a 6. 5 to 7 face, skinny MILF body shaped like a hooker from the orient, really fucked up teeth. Seemed like a nice lady, but I'd pass. Asked who else was here and she said Sugar. Can I check her out to see what she looks like? No, she's busy. Ok, so I left. BTW, Maggie is out until the end of the month when she might possibly return. But lady didn't really sound like that was going to happen.

Went to Comfort in El Monte instead. Boss lady who I usually recognize was there and told me to try out Didi.

Didi at Comfort.

L Face 7 from far, up close is a 6. Body is a 6. 5, nice legs and butt, big old boobs, but they go flat when you lay her on her back. Really barrel torso lady, no my style so I didn't like the torso. I thought she was probably 40, possibly 50. But when I started licking her pussy, I was able to get a good look and you can't hide age from the pussy. Probably 50, possibly 60.

A 5. Sharklike. Charged me up front promising good service. When the action started, service was terrible. 30 minute session, 15 minute massage, 5 minute negotiation and payment, and she started rushing me telling me 10 minutes left before even the CBJ and cfs began!

S 5. No DFK / LFK. Daty allowed, but like I said before, licking a 50 to 60+ year old bald clam is not exiting to me. CBJ CFS mich. This one is not worth the effort to see.

E 40 hhr + 120. She wanted 140, no way. Agreed to 120 tip for good service and she didn't deliver. Payment upfront required.

RR No and no.

[QUOTE=FourIncher;6144900]I went over to V*P-*VY last week and was greeted and taken to the room by Sop*. One of the best feelings of the hobby is when you draw the looks, and body type that you been craving. Provider has some gorgeous D-F size naturals, small waist for a thick girl, and a nice round ass. She gives you Alison Tyler vibes.

5 door, 1.2 FS.

Massage, flipped to CBJ, mission to completion. I couldn't hold for long since I so excited just by looking at her. Popped in the bag, cleaned up, and off I went.

I will repeat because I have to get another dose of her. Hopefully last much longer on the next go around.

I'll be writing more reviews of my visits, since I been trying to become a senior member for over a decade now.

Are hobbyists really dishing out 1.4 to 1.6 now in LMPs? Like Whoa, y'all need to stop! I was still getting. 4 door and 1.0 FS prior to 4/22. Newbies need to stop inflating! I have to keep telling these providers that I only do 1.0 and maybe 1. 2 if the service is good. Being quoted 1. 6 is awful, and crazy is when they see my face they step back and say "for you 1.0, So not sure who needs to hear it, but get some balls and tell them no at the 1.4 and 1.6.

Sorry for the rant at the end.[/QUOTE]Seen her many times and completely agree with your rant. I have never tipped over 1. 2 for everything and all the providers were happy with that. She is a wonderful woman and always acts like she came with you, LOL.

[QUOTE=BenderOver;6154850]Decided to look for Maggie based on this post. Went up to Elite today and found Lisa answering the door. She's a 6. 5 to 7 face, skinny MILF body shaped like a hooker from the orient, really fucked up teeth. Seemed like a nice lady, but I'd pass. Asked who else was here and she said Sugar. Can I check her out to see what she looks like? No, she's busy. Ok, so I left. BTW, Maggie is out until the end of the month when she might possibly return. But lady didn't really sound like that was going to happen.[/QUOTE]Yup, I dropped by yesterday around midday to try my luck. MMS says, "No Maggie, but I have 2 girls. " I said I'd come back then. She said, "No Maggie works here, or has ever worked here. " She showed me one of the "girls" who was around 40 and skinny with probably man-mades and no ass. Not my cup o tea. Not sure if I'm going crazy, I misunderstood Maggie's name, or if MMS was just really trying to get me to stay. The place was pretty slow, though a monger did leave while I was politely declining who was available.

After that failure, dropped by Sirena in LP. Didn't get the lady's name, but oof, previous reports on this place have been spot on. A 40 ish Latina w / big naturals (DD), not much ass, a gut, and not pretty face. I was kinda over it, so just went with it. HHR / HE for. 4/. 4. FS is definitely available, though I didn't get a quote. The funny thing is this lady was eating lunch and wearing a t-shirt & sweats when I got there. After showing me to the room, I hear some noise and a few minutes later I hear CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP, and the the door opens to her in a tight black dress and clear wedges. F*ckin super-HEro outfit change! LOL. Anway, might check it out again just to see if they have a MILF with the right proportions for me, which starts w / a big ass.

As though I know it's low hanging fruit, I can't stay away from that MILFy ass. Had a day off and went to visit her and pay homage to one my firsts in this hobby. Went there as it opened and even got a look at her in her civilian attire. She does remember me as I've been coming to her for years so it was a nice catch up with some months in between. She hasn't aged really and is still likely in her mid 40's. Good massage but god damn, either it's a lack of volume or what as she said business in general is slow but total damage was $. 80 for house and BBFS. I like her and understand she too needs to meet ends meet so I obliged without complaint. Service was good and she was able to get off as she vigorously flicked her bean. No stench that day so hopefully she was able to clear up whatever was going on and has taken more measures to keep herself healthy. Waiting for the day she retires and becomes a private practitioner and low volume to keep as a side piece without the interruptions of other mongers paying the simple a visit. Again, super sweet lady and worth a visit if you haven't been before. Much better service minded than Cici IMO.

Looks right. I like milfs, but gilfs not so much, what could we expect there to those who've partake?

TIA.

[QUOTE=SaltyDog;6126235]Shirley should have her own thread. I tried but I guess Admin won't allow.

Last time I seen her was 15-20 years ago when she and another were a SGV legend. When I seen her she was built like a tank. Thick but not fat everywhere. I'm guessing 150# guys / gals and maybe 5'5", she still thick like that? I ain't going to see her again after she helped herself to my wallet. Yes she grabbed my pants took the wallet out then I grabbed it back. She got another 20 out of me. More more more she wanted as though she deserved a lot more, she didn't get it. 20 yes but that's it. Back then I'm guessing she at least 55 yo so now I'll betcha she's 70+.

The only other legend alive right now is the Japanese granny Yumida out there in Highland. If you've ever seen Asian granny porn that's right up your alley. Yep you're right she's still active. So if you drive out there spend the hour and enjoy she's the last legends active.

Why she's working who knows maybe she enjoys her work.[/QUOTE]Hey Salty. Just moved here! And Yumida sounds up my alley LOL. Can you PM me contact info, the only info I found was an old TER posting and the number doesn't seem to be working.

[QUOTE=Maverick168;6154841]Does anyone know if Sophia still works at Rill Spa (formerly Ocean SPA)?? Heard some good stories about her and would like to pay her a visit. Last report was from Feb so not sure if anyone has seen her since. TIA![/QUOTE]What does Sophia look like? I think last time I saw her was on a Monday there. Didn't get her but I saw her there. If it's who I'm thinking.

I usually go for Tiffany, she's my favorite. Very pretty and young.

[QUOTE=Yoinerr;6156789]What does Sophia look like? I think last time I saw her was on a Monday there. Didn't get her but I saw her there. If it's who I'm thinking.

I usually go for Tiffany, she's my favorite. Very pretty and young.[/QUOTE]From a previous report "Sophia has the most sexiest body I have ever seen at an AMP. Smooth skin, killer slim body and a nice huge perfect rack.

Does this description sound familiar to you?