Utr

Michele1L (Yo Ho)

Had quite a dream recently with the mesmerizing Michele1L. As I was fucking her in her new "marauder's wench" outfit (see model pic below) while she wore my official Pirates of the Carribbean toy handcuffs I was reminded of the song "Yo Ho (A Pirate's Life For Me)", LOL

Link to "Yo Ho (A Pirates Life For Me)":
[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sy-CW0X9V7o[/URL]

My 90 min adventure started with Michele modeling the aforementioned "Marauder's Wench" outfit for me by Leg Avenue that I bought for her. M1L looked hot as fuck in it and she looked even hotter once I convinced her to put on my POTC toy handcuffs, LOL. The handcuffs complimented the outfit perfectly and I couldn't resist pulling her on top of me for a DFK make out session. Eventually I rolled her for over for some tit sucking and used my tongue as a compass to help find my way to some DATY.

I continued swabbing her deck with my tongue and used her Mimi clit vibrator along with some simultaneous FIV to help bring her to a hard O. After she came she lay completely motionless for a couple of minutes and for a second I thought she might have had a heart attack and croaked, LOL. Fortunately she fully recovered and commenced a devilish DTBBBJ on my cock. M1L's headgame is off the navigational chart and she complied with my request to DT my peg leg extensively. I was afraid she might cause my canon to explode prematurely but I managed to hang on and keep my fire in the hole and decided to set course for some Mish.

After I lubed up and put on a cover M1L helped to guide my stiff mast towards the hidden treasure under her gold skirt. At her request I rowed her boat "slow and hard" which didn't make sense to me at first but I quickly got the hang of how she wanted to get boned. She seemed to enjoy it but I could tell I still hadn't found her X spot so she suggested we try some doggy so I could dig a little deeper.

Michele assumed the K9 position and let her hair down so I could have something to grab onto besides her sexy ass. All hands were on deck in the turbulent seas as I spanked her booty and lightly pulled her hair as we fucked. The mirror at the side of the bed afforded me an excellent view of the action as I pounded away. I could sense my bounty was getting very close but I wanted to feel my bare cock in the warm Gulf Stream waters of her mouth again.

I abandoned ship and took off the cover with M1L kneeling before me. She sucked my cock as if she was marooned on a deserted island and my cock was her only source of water, LOL. Her hard work was finally rewarded when I pulled my cock from between her lips and yelled "Aarrr!" as pearls of cum set sail to shower her face, breasts, arms, neck, shoulders, legs, stomach and somehow even her back - it had to be one of my craziest cum shots ever, LOL. We needed to use about 20 baby wipes to clean the poor girl up. After I recovered and got my sea legs back we ran a few errands together and chatted for a bit before I was on my way.

Will repeat! Trusted senior members can PM me for contact info.

SYM

[QUOTE=FrankSzoll;4830476]Just reunited with the delectable 19 yo supercutie big-tittied fresh one apparently in Coccoa Beach for this week.

Nothing overtly sexual this time around but it was a very enjoyable experience for a relatively low price.

160 1/2 hr. Outcall to luxury hotel. Goes on and on about music, Still unbelievably cute and sweet acting.[/QUOTE]Your inbox is full, sir! I'm guessing due to desires to grab something from the Cookie jar!

Cassie the Sexy Lioness (most embarrassing dream ever and perhaps my final report)

Spent a lovely evening with Cassie the Sexy Lioness recently that will go down as my most embarrassing dream ever, LOL. Also, this will probably be my last report - please see my note at the end.

My dream started with some shopping. Cassie looked smoking hot as usual and guys' jaws dropped wherever we went. See brand new pic below which she authorized me to post. I helped her pick out a new short and t-shirt outfit to wear for me as well as some sexy panties.

So we get to the cashier and after she scans in the clothes and skimpy panties the following tragicomedy unfolded:

Cashier: "Sir, are you over 50?"
Me: "Excuse me, what?"
Cashier: "Are you over 50?"
Me: "Maybe, why?"
Cashier: "It's our senior citizen discount day today."
Me: "Well than yes, I am over 50 - would you like to see my I.D.?"
Cashier: "No sir, that won't be necessary."

As we exited the store Cassie proceeded to bust out in an uncontrollable fit of laughter at my expense - I can't remember the last time I was so embarrassed! I mean I know I'm fucking old but did the cashier really have to do that to me in front of the whole store? Cassie proceeded to reenact the above script for me several times in the car to further humiliate me, LOL. To make it up to me she got naked in the car and let me squeeze her perfect firm boobies while she changed into her new outfit.

We picked up some Pollo Tropical for dinner to enjoy while watching a movie on the couch before heading into the bedroom. Cassie gave me probably the best BBBJ she's ever given me. Her skills in this area have always been lacking and she will never threaten Jersey Girl or M1L for the best head game title, but it was still pretty good!

We fucked in doggy where I spanked her perfect "10" ass and then some extended Mish where her super tight pussy caused my cock to finally explode in the bag as she wrapped her long legs around me. After I recovered I joined her in the shower where I enjoyed soaping up her gorgeous body. Taking a hot steamy shower with Cassie is about as good as it gets!

Will repeat! Cassie says she's only seeing current and former clients (that she remembers) at this time, so if you've seen her before hit her up!

SYM

NOTE: I have some good news and bad news depending on your perspective, LOL. I am getting ready to embark on a "monogamous" relationship with a beautiful woman that I think I'm in love with (picture a woman with M1L's face on Cassie's tall slender perfect ass body but with blond hair and blue eyes!). I put "monogamous" in quotes because knowing my craving for M1L and Cassie I will definitely keep seeing them for as long as they will have me. But out of respect to my significant other my plan is to try my best to resist seeing anyone else (well, I might have to keep seeing Rachel too, LOL). Now that I'm getting lots of free pussy I figure I should be more than satisfied with just M1L and Cassie on the side but time will tell how long things work out - so who knows, I may be back pretty soon!

Since I no longer have anything to gain from posting reviews and since my love interest has a rather high profile job my plan is to go completely UTR and no longer post reviews. However, I will continue to check in on the forum periodically and respond to PMs when I can, and maybe post an occasional comment.

I'd like to thank everyone for their kind PMs over the years thanking me for some of my over the top reviews, LOL. I must have gotten a thousand PMs and it always warmed my heart to know that others shared my appreciation for the fairer sex. As one guy recently said to me in a PM, he appreciates the journey far more than just seeing how quickly and cheaply he can get off and that my reviews reminded him of the passion he once shared with his old flames. As I've said before, the reason I've written so many long reviews is because in addition to just enjoying writing, I want to be able to remember all these incredible experiences with these sexy girls when I'm going senile in a nursing home one day, LOL

My parting advice, especially to you new mongers, is read everything that Camera3 and Vino post - they are like the two Yodas of this forum and their advice has been invaluable to me in my mongerjng career. Just listen to what they say and you will be swimming in hot pussy in no time, LOL

Happy mongering and stay safe everyone!

Regards,
SYM

[QUOTE=FrankSzoll;4830476]Just reunited with the delectable 19 yo supercutie big-tittied fresh one apparently in Coccoa Beach for this week.

Nothing overtly sexual this time around but it was a very enjoyable experience for a relatively low price.

160 1/2 hr. Outcall to luxury hotel. Goes on and on about music, Still unbelievably cute and sweet acting.[/QUOTE]Frank, please send me her info. Your inbox is full.

[QUOTE=SevenYearMitch;4835474]Cassie the Sexy Lioness (most embarrassing dream ever and perhaps my final report)

Spent a lovely evening with Cassie the Sexy Lioness recently that will go down as my most embarrassing dream ever, LOL. Also, this will probably be my last report - please see my note at the end.

My dream started with some shopping. Cassie looked smoking hot as usual and guys' jaws dropped wherever we went. See brand new pic below which she authorized me to post. I helped her pick out a new short and t-shirt outfit to wear for me as well as some sexy panties.

So we get to the cashier and after she scans in the clothes and skimpy panties the following tragicomedy unfolded:

Cashier: "Sir, are you over 50?"
Me: "Excuse me, what?"
Cashier: "Are you over 50?"
Me: "Maybe, why?"
Cashier: "It's our senior citizen discount day today."
Me: "Well than yes, I am over 50 - would you like to see my I.D.?"
Cashier: "No sir, that won't be necessary."

As we exited the store Cassie proceeded to bust out in an uncontrollable fit of laughter at my expense - I can't remember the last time I was so embarrassed! I mean I know I'm fucking old but did the cashier really have to do that to me in front of the whole store? Cassie proceeded to reenact the above script for me several times in the car to further humiliate me, LOL. To make it up to me she got naked in the car and let me squeeze her perfect firm boobies while she changed into her new outfit.[/QUOTE]Sorry that you're retiring, sort of, because I have always enjoyed your over the top and hilarious reviews which are insightful and never boring. As far as that old man shit is concerned, I'm seventy, look fifty and I am at the height of my sexual prowess as evidenced by the ability to MSOG in spades but only with my ATF, the Redhead in Vero who is now pretty much UTR and although only twenty years younger than me, has been able to help me achieve new plateaus in sexual activity I never thought possible. But, it's the singer and not the song and it takes two to tango and reading your reviews the last few years has convinced me that if you're going to stay in this hobby, find the right partner, preferably a UTR, who you have some common interests, enjoy each other's company, always be respectful and behave like a gentleman and you will definitely be rewarded in the bedroom! SYM, you have those same insights and exhibit the same behavior! I'm going miss your reviews and wish you good luck but I guarantee you still be seeing some of these girls you rave about on the side! IMHO.

[QUOTE=FrankSzoll;4830476]Just reunited with the delectable 19 yo supercutie big-tittied fresh one apparently in Coccoa Beach for this week.

Nothing overtly sexual this time around but it was a very enjoyable experience for a relatively low price.

160 1/2 hr. Outcall to luxury hotel. Goes on and on about music, Still unbelievably cute and sweet acting[/QUOTE]Tryin to send you a PM. Please message me back.

[QUOTE=SevenYearMitch;4835474]Cassie the Sexy Lioness (most embarrassing dream ever and perhaps my final report)

Spent a lovely evening with Cassie the Sexy Lioness recently that will go down as my most embarrassing dream ever, LOL. Also, this will probably be my last report - please see my note at the end.

My dream started with some shopping. Cassie looked smoking hot as usual and guys' jaws dropped wherever we went. See brand new pic below which she authorized me to post. I helped her pick out a new short and t-shirt outfit to wear for me as well as some sexy panties.

So we get to the cashier and after she scans in the clothes and skimpy panties the following tragicomedy unfolded:

Cashier: "Sir, are you over 50?"
Me: "Excuse me, what?"
Cashier: "Are you over 50?"
Me: "Maybe, why?"
Cashier: "It's our senior citizen discount day today."
Me: "Well than yes, I am over 50 - would you like to see my I.D.?"
Cashier: "No sir, that won't be necessary."

As we exited the store Cassie proceeded to bust out in an uncontrollable fit of laughter at my expense - I can't remember the last time I was so embarrassed! I mean I know I'm fucking old but did the cashier really have to do that to me in front of the whole store? Cassie proceeded to reenact the above script for me several times in the car to further humiliate me, LOL. To make it up to me she got naked in the car and let me squeeze her perfect firm boobies while she changed into her new outfit.

We picked up some Pollo Tropical for dinner to enjoy while watching a movie on the couch before heading into the bedroom. Cassie gave me probably the best BBBJ she's ever given me. Her skills in this area have always been lacking and she will never threaten Jersey Girl or M1L for the best head game title, but it was still pretty good!

We fucked in doggy where I spanked her perfect "10" ass and then some extended Mish where her super tight pussy caused my cock to finally explode in the bag as she wrapped her long legs around me. After I recovered I joined her in the shower where I enjoyed soaping up her gorgeous body. Taking a hot steamy shower with Cassie is about as good as it gets!

Will repeat! Cassie says she's only seeing current and former clients (that she remembers) at this time, so if you've seen her before hit her up!

SYM

NOTE: I have some good news and bad news depending on your perspective, LOL. I am getting ready to embark on a "monogamous" relationship with a beautiful woman that I think I'm in love with (picture a woman with M1L's face on Cassie's tall slender perfect ass body but with blond hair and blue eyes!). I put "monogamous" in quotes because knowing my craving for M1L and Cassie I will definitely keep seeing them for as long as they will have me. But out of respect to my significant other my plan is to try my best to resist seeing anyone else (well, I might have to keep seeing Rachel too, LOL). Now that I'm getting lots of free pussy I figure I should be more than satisfied with just M1L and Cassie on the side but time will tell how long things work out - so who knows, I may be back pretty soon!

Since I no longer have anything to gain from posting reviews and since my love interest has a rather high profile job my plan is to go completely UTR and no longer post reviews. However, I will continue to check in on the forum periodically and respond to PMs when I can, and maybe post an occasional comment.

I'd like to thank everyone for their kind PMs over the years thanking me for some of my over the top reviews, LOL. I must have gotten a thousand PMs and it always warmed my heart to know that others shared my appreciation for the fairer sex. As one guy recently said to me in a PM, he appreciates the journey far more than just seeing how quickly and cheaply he can get off and that my reviews reminded him of the passion he once shared with his old flames. As I've said before, the reason I've written so many long reviews is because in addition to just enjoying writing, I want to be able to remember all these incredible experiences with these sexy girls when I'm going senile in a nursing home one day, LOL

My parting advice, especially to you new mongers, is read everything that Camera3 and Vino post - they are like the two Yodas of this forum and their advice has been invaluable to me in my mongerjng career. Just listen to what they say and you will be swimming in hot pussy in no time, LOL

Happy mongering and stay safe everyone!

Regards,
SYM[/QUOTE]Enjoy your lady my friend there is something to be said for the whole falling in love thing. I'm a card carrying bachelor LOL but been there and it can be very fulfilling. But as for the free pussy comment there is nothing that is free especially pussy. LOL. Your paying for it just not as up front as your use too but trust me your paying for it. LOL. Enjoyed your reviews and some of the PM we've shared over the years as well as the ladies we've had in common two of which you mentioned and others. Play safe man and enjoy the ride. Peace.

I wish you the best with your new GF. I'll miss reading your porn star reviews but I can understand why you would step back from the hobby to get someone steady.

How long will the civilian last for SYM? Inquiring minds want to know. I wager about a New York Minute! Yd.

[QUOTE=SevenYearMitch;4835474]

My parting advice, especially to you new mongers, is read everything that Camera3 and Vino post - they are like the two Yodas of this forum and their advice has been invaluable to me in my mongerjng career. Just listen to what they say and you will be swimming in hot pussy in no time, LOL

Happy mongering and stay safe everyone!

Regards,
SYM[/QUOTE]Well, maybe. I think Vino and I have just been here longer than many. We both go back to when he was the mayor and I ran the Welcome Wagon, and if you don't know what that means, you just had to be there. Vino does know the best places to get food on the East side and the best shooting ranges, that is also something folks might not know.

I do wish you well. We should get a beer one day.

C3.

I do wish you well.

Thanks for everything and I wish ya the best, I'll give this 45 days max, LOL, peace SS96.

[QUOTE=PussyEater405;4820425]Mimi is a weird name.[/QUOTE]So, I don't get a few things, at all. What the hell is in a name and there are certainly a lot of girls with really weird names.

I have now seen Mimi a few times and she is now on my regular rotation. Absolute blast. I took her to lunch one day and introduced her to Cuban pastry, and that may now be her only addiction. Full on GFE covering most of the alphabet including LMNOP. Incall is nice enough (obvious she doesn't live there but just uses it to meet guys), she is cute, flexible, energetic (I could say that twice). She is not tainted by the business. She is a true UTR.

As for her business model, I doubt seriously anyone has told her what to charge. Better yet, I doubt she has ever listen to anyone telling her what to charge. She seems to have her shit together on that and most other business maters. Kinda refreshing.

Hey, I have been the gatekeeper for a lady one time. I may never do that again. We have a lot of great guys here but we have some real dumb asses, too. With my girl, I fielded about 150 requests, 70 of which were from guys that couldn't by a clue so didn't make my cut. Of those, she talked to about 25 and had less than 10 actually make dates. Until you have been a gatekeeper, which by definition means you are doing a lot of people a favor for no compensation, you need to STFU. You just do.

If you want to have a great date with an attractive spinner with enough energy to power a city block, beg her gatekeeper and follow though. You will thank me.

Play safe,

C3.

[QUOTE=SevenYearMitch;4835474]Cassie the Sexy Lioness (most embarrassing dream ever and perhaps my final report)

Spent a lovely evening with Cassie the Sexy Lioness recently that will go down as my most embarrassing dream ever, LOL. Also, this will probably be my last report - please see my note at the end.

My dream started with some shopping. Cassie looked smoking hot as usual and guys' jaws dropped wherever we went. See brand new pic below which she authorized me to post. I helped her pick out a new short and t-shirt outfit to wear for me as well as some sexy panties.

So we get to the cashier and after she scans in the clothes and skimpy panties the following tragicomedy unfolded:

Cashier: "Sir, are you over 50?"
Me: "Excuse me, what?"
Cashier: "Are you over 50?"
Me: "Maybe, why?"
Cashier: "It's our senior citizen discount day today."
Me: "Well than yes, I am over 50 - would you like to see my I.D.?"
Cashier: "No sir, that won't be necessary."

As we exited the store Cassie proceeded to bust out in an uncontrollable fit of laughter at my expense - I can't remember the last time I was so embarrassed! I mean I know I'm fucking old but did the cashier really have to do that to me in front of the whole store? Cassie proceeded to reenact the above script for me several times in the car to further humiliate me, LOL. To make it up to me she got naked in the car and let me squeeze her perfect firm boobies while she changed into her new outfit.

We picked up some Pollo Tropical for dinner to enjoy while watching a movie on the couch before heading into the bedroom. Cassie gave me probably the best BBBJ she's ever given me. Her skills in this area have always been lacking and she will never threaten Jersey Girl or M1L for the best head game title, but it was still pretty good!

We fucked in doggy where I spanked her perfect "10" ass and then some extended Mish where her super tight pussy caused my cock to finally explode in the bag as she wrapped her long legs around me. After I recovered I joined her in the shower where I enjoyed soaping up her gorgeous body. Taking a hot steamy shower with Cassie is about as good as it gets!

Will repeat! Cassie says she's only seeing current and former clients (that she remembers) at this time, so if you've seen her before hit her up!

SYM

NOTE: I have some good news and bad news depending on your perspective, LOL. I am getting ready to embark on a "monogamous" relationship with a beautiful woman that I think I'm in love with (picture a woman with M1L's face on Cassie's tall slender perfect ass body but with blond hair and blue eyes!). I put "monogamous" in quotes because knowing my craving for M1L and Cassie I will definitely keep seeing them for as long as they will have me. But out of respect to my significant other my plan is to try my best to resist seeing anyone else (well, I might have to keep seeing Rachel too, LOL). Now that I'm getting lots of free pussy I figure I should be more than satisfied with just M1L and Cassie on the side but time will tell how long things work out - so who knows, I may be back pretty soon!

Since I no longer have anything to gain from posting reviews and since my love interest has a rather high profile job my plan is to go completely UTR and no longer post reviews. However, I will continue to check in on the forum periodically and respond to PMs when I can, and maybe post an occasional comment.

I'd like to thank everyone for their kind PMs over the years thanking me for some of my over the top reviews, LOL. I must have gotten a thousand PMs and it always warmed my heart to know that others shared my appreciation for the fairer sex. As one guy recently said to me in a PM, he appreciates the journey far more than just seeing how quickly and cheaply he can get off and that my reviews reminded him of the passion he once shared with his old flames. As I've said before, the reason I've written so many long reviews is because in addition to just enjoying writing, I want to be able to remember all these incredible experiences with these sexy girls when I'm going senile in a nursing home one day, LOL

My parting advice, especially to you new mongers, is read everything that Camera3 and Vino post - they are like the two Yodas of this forum and their advice has been invaluable to me in my mongerjng career. Just listen to what they say and you will be swimming in hot pussy in no time, LOL

Happy mongering and stay safe everyone!

Regards,
SYM[/QUOTE]SYM:

I sincerely wish you the best of luck. I'm happy to hear that you're happy. There's too many mopey bastards in the world (and on this blog) and you're reviews were always a bit of brightness. Hopefully things work out for you and your new lady. Just remember, Mario Lemieux, Payton Manning, George Foreman and Seabiscuit all took well deserved time off for recovery and rethinking. You're in their category of greatness (relatively speaking) so one never knows.

Cheers! SMF1234.

[QUOTE=Camera3;4836736]So, I don't get a few things, at all. What the hell is in a name and there are certainly a lot of girls with really weird names.

I have now seen Mimi a few times and she is now on my regular rotation. Absolute blast. I took her to lunch one day and introduced her to Cuban pastry, and that may now be her only addiction. Full on GFE covering most of the alphabet including LMNOP. Incall is nice enough (obvious she doesn't live there but just uses it to meet guys), she is cute, flexible, energetic (I could say that twice). She is not tainted by the business. She is a true UTR.

As for her business model, I doubt seriously anyone has told her what to charge. Better yet, I doubt she has ever listen to anyone telling her what to charge. She seems to have her shit together on that and most other business maters. Kinda refreshing.

Hey, I have been the gatekeeper for a lady one time. I may never do that again. We have a lot of great guys here but we have some real dumb asses, too. With my girl, I fielded about 150 requests, 70 of which were from guys that couldn't by a clue so didn't make my cut. Of those, she talked to about 25 and had less than 10 actually make dates. Until you have been a gatekeeper, which by definition means you are doing a lot of people a favor for no compensation, you need to STFU. You just do.

If you want to have a great date with an attractive spinner with enough energy to power a city block, beg her gatekeeper and follow though. You will thank me.

Play safe,

C3.[/QUOTE]I concur, Mimi is awesome! If the Cuban pastry place is across the street then I believe that's where she was headed after my visit the other day. She couldn't stop talking about that pastry and had a craving for it. LOL.

[QUOTE=YankeeDoodle;4836436]Wagers?

How long will the civilian last for SYM? Inquiring minds want to know. I wager about a New York Minute! Yd.[/QUOTE]Haha! I'd put the over/under at about seven years, LOL

Link to "The Seven Year Itch" trailer:
[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkfMSAq09xk[/URL]

However, if Cassie and/or M1L should ever break up with their BF(s) or if JennCiCi (RIP) should somehow get reincarnated then all bets are off!

BTW, I really wish you hadn't brought up New York because now I can't get my 3 day weekend with Cassie in NYC out of my head. It was probably my best dream ever and after reminiscing with the review and pics I'm starting to get 2nd thoughts already about what the fuck I'm doing! LOL

Links to my old 4 part review of Cassie in NYC for those of you who may have missed it:

Part One (Saturday - Sunday morning):
[URL]http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?3920-Utr&p=4623531&viewfull=1#post4623531[/URL]

Part Two (Sunday - Monday morning):
[URL]http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?3920-Utr&p=4625195&viewfull=1#post4625195[/URL]

Part Three (Monday):
[URL]http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?3920-Utr&p=4625237&viewfull=1#post4625237[/URL]

Part Four (Monday evening):
[URL]http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?3920-Utr&p=4626011&viewfull=1#post4626011[/URL]

Thanks for all the kind words everyone!
SYM