The Rat Trap

Chris.

I travel the country and you are wrong on almost every statement below. I have never experienced Paradise trail so I can not speak to that. I do not visit street walkers and it sounds like a street walker area. Happy hobbying.

[QUOTE=Chris5;2978021]Unfortunately I have been in this douche bag city for nearly two long year's. Orlando is without a doubt the worst city I have ever stepped foot in. The mongers here are mostly all pathetic pussy ass overpaying captain save a hos, the ladies here at the worst as well, most lie about everything they say and they charge ridiculous high prices. If it were not for the angels on my Paradise Trail, I seriously don't know what I would do. Paradise Trail has been a life saver to me, some of the most beautiful women in central Florida. This Orlando forum is full of LOSERS who don't know the difference between their asshole and their dick! Mongers on this board make me ashamed to admit to other mongers where I actually live! The provider's mostly are FAT and discusting. Provider's like Paige, Monica Murno and that ass clown Dahlia are the worst of the worst! The best actual escort is the retired Savanna. I will continue to call all you motherfuckers out and I will definitely continue to only speak the truth.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Swaganna;2984682]Such manly features my dear.

Swags.[/QUOTE]Swags thanks for posting this ugly CHICKS pic!! Monica Murno looks like a straight up MAN!!

Thanks for the laugh.

[QUOTE=SalRoyal;2985374]Chris.

I travel the country and you are wrong on almost every statement below. I have never experienced Paradise trail so I can not speak to that. I do not visit street walkers and it sounds like a street walker area. Happy hobbying.[/QUOTE]Ok asshole, Why don't you tell me EXACTLY how I am wrong? If you're going to challenge the most high profile and respected member on this great site, at least bring your "A" game asshole!

[QUOTE=Swaganna;2984618]BS speaks volumes. Who is this Majestic that she has a tattoo of on her chest?

Swags.[/QUOTE]I Agree Savanna, My sources tell me that majestic tattooed on her chest is that of her PIMP!! Her PIMP branded her!! Worst is that she's one ugly fake blonde beitch! I've seen her pics, there all photo shopped. Pathetic.

[QUOTE=SalRoyal;2985374]Chris.

I travel the country and you are wrong on almost every statement below. I have never experienced Paradise trail so I can not speak to that. I do not visit street walkers and it sounds like a street walker area. Happy hobbying.[/QUOTE]You have never visited the trail or picked up a street walker and yet you can judge C5. Really? Chris has plenty of experience posting his adventures on the trail. I, for one and many other Mongers appreciate is advice and his vivid, almost daily reports. Basically, you're comments suck! Bush Hog.

[QUOTE=SalRoyal;2985374]Chris.

I travel the country and you are wrong on almost every statement below. I have never experienced Paradise trail so I can not speak to that. I do not visit street walkers and it sounds like a street walker area. Happy hobbying.[/QUOTE]I can see you have quickly come to the conclusion that we all have and that is that Chrissypoo is a super fat, uneducated, drug dealer wannabe that wants to see model type women but flat out can't afford it. Well, and also that they have blacklisted him.

So, he is bitter.

Because of his unrelenting attacks on the women that refuse to see him, we call him our puppet. As you can see, we occasionally toy with him and purposefully elevate his blood pressure and watch him get all emotional and cry like the baby that he is.

He deals drugs to the street women of Orlando and then wants to associate with the rest of us. We do not accept him as one of us.

So, along with a lifetime of never being picked to be on sports teams, and being made fun of because of his stuttering problem, it is easy to see the roots of his emotional issues. In return, that is where his bitterness comes from.

We have stopped feeling sorry for him and that is why you see us toying with him. Please do not pity Chrissypoo as he has brought all of this upon himself.

[QUOTE=FLAdventurer;2985549]I can see you have quickly come to the conclusion that we all have and that is that Chrissypoo is a super fat, uneducated, drug dealer wannabe that wants to see model type women but flat out can't afford it. Well, and also that they have blacklisted him.

So, he is bitter.

Because of his unrelenting attacks on the women that refuse to see him, we call him our puppet. As you can see, we occasionally toy with him and purposefully elevate his blood pressure and watch him get all emotional and cry like the baby that he is.

He deals drugs to the street women of Orlando and then wants to associate with the rest of us. We do not accept him as one of us.

So, along with a lifetime of never being picked to be on sports teams, and being made fun of because of his stuttering problem, it is easy to see the roots of his emotional issues. In return, that is where his bitterness comes from.

We have stopped feeling sorry for him and that is why you see us toying with him. Please do not pity Chrissypoo as he has brought all of this upon himself.[/QUOTE]It seems you're obsessed with me you faggot. Most of your pathetic posts are all about me. Hmmmmm, you seem very envious and jealous of my great talent on this board. Everyone on this great site knows me, all over the country! Mention Chris5 to ANY real monger in usasg in this country and I guarantee they've heard of me. You?? No one knows or gives a RAT'S ass about you dude. You're severely envious and jealous of me.

Smh.

[QUOTE=Chris5;2985356.

You had to know I was going to delete this one.

A2.

YES I knew! In all honesty I was hoping you were busy getting your cock sucked by a beautiful chick! LOL! I was hoping to slip this post by you. Sorry.

[QUOTE=Chris5;2985383]Swags thanks for posting this ugly CHICKS pic!! Monica Murno looks like a straight up MAN!!

Thanks for the laugh.[/QUOTE]I want to bring awareness to mental health and disable people, my cousin Brittany was born retarded and deaf! I myself have dealt with mental issues (sane now) thank god.

My point is I can't sit here and continue to pick with my own kind if you get what I mean!

I will not respond to rat trap anymore!

Swags and Chris get the mental health treatment that you need now! While you can it's available!

Sup everybody LOL.

BMM.

[QUOTE=Chris5;2985658]It seems you're obsessed with me you faggot. Most of your pathetic posts are all about me. Hmmmmm, you seem very envious and jealous of my great talent on this board. Everyone on this great site knows me, all over the country! Mention Chris5 to ANY real monger in usasg in this country and I guarantee they've heard of me. You?? No one knows or gives a RAT'S ass about you dude. You're severely envious and jealous of me.

Smh.[/QUOTE]You are my puppet. Nothing more.

[QUOTE=Chris5;2985668][QUOTE=Chris5;2985356.

You had to know I was going to delete this one.

A2.

YES I knew! In all honesty I was hoping you were busy getting your cock sucked by a beautiful chick! LOL! I was hoping to slip this post by you. Sorry.[/QUOTE]If you knew he was going to delete it, why post it?

[QUOTE=Chris5;2985391]I Agree Savanna, My sources tell me that majestic tattooed on her chest is that of her PIMP!! Her PIMP branded her!! Worst is that she's one ugly fake blonde beitch! I've seen her pics, there all photo shopped. Pathetic.[/QUOTE]You're crying because she won't see you.